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signs that you're middle aged
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Davairus
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:45 pm    Post subject: signs that you're middle aged

you dont understand what young peasants are saying

you struggle to recite scrolls in weak candlelight

you hate rowdy taverns

you constantly worry that you might have Black death

you tell your wife that the Knights of Valour appear younger every year

you struggle with new technology such as the bow

you find the gothic architecture of the mansion of malevolent to be too modern

you keep forgetting who the leader of the knights cabal is

you dream of building a hovel in timaran
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Nycticora



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:48 pm    Post subject:

MTV offends me Sad
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ottif



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 5:08 pm    Post subject:

you keep getting lost trying to find the large hobgoblins
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Ceridwel
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:26 pm    Post subject:

You spend your Friday nights playing peanuckle with Granny Jenkins and Sorbus.
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Olyn
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:33 pm    Post subject:

You get lost in an area built by you.
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Vanisse
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:54 pm    Post subject:

you can't recall how to cast word of recall
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Ergorion



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:03 pm    Post subject:

^--- best one yet
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DigitalText



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:54 am    Post subject:

Rasping dreams nip at heels which walk a reality that pins their soles to paved circumstance. Then you realize it's time to clock-in. XD

Nah, when you short-hand killing a wisp in a shop and flee a weaponsmith.
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tayyah



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:20 am    Post subject:

I Wanna be as high as you are right now dude...
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DigitalText



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:48 am    Post subject:

tayyah wrote:
I Wanna be as high as you are right now dude...


Hah. Nah, Mary Jane and her troupe aren't worth the trouble imo. I'm a sober kinda guy.

.....you flee the next wisp because it greeted you warmly at Seringale's graveyard.
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Vinther



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:00 pm    Post subject:

I tried to eat Sands of Time, it was very time consuming
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tayyah



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:51 am    Post subject:

When the local legend deletes and you don't recognize half the names recommending HOE
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jaran
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:30 pm    Post subject:

When you sign up for Yoga. I must not fart.
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Nycticora



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:14 am    Post subject:

one sign of middle age is recognizing this

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Stephen2Aus



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:05 am    Post subject:

When your 21st birthday was like 16 years ago:
http://www.network54.com/Forum/109789/message/986650018/It%27s+my+birthday%21
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Nycticora



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:08 am    Post subject:

happy birthday man 🎉🍰
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Ceridwel
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:13 pm    Post subject:

It makes me happy knowing there's at least one other 35+ aged person here.
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Esivole
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:34 pm    Post subject:

When you remember living in the pyramids in the sands of sorrow.
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Stephen2Aus



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:47 pm    Post subject:

To be clear, I wasn't saying it was my birthday, or that that old post is about me.... But it still shows that we're aging...

And I"m about that age anyway, about 6 months younger.
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Nycticora



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:10 am    Post subject:

wow 6 months, happy birthday man

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