oh my god an over powered bard, however am I going to beat him? wtf am I going to do?????

<695hp 800m 392mv no opponent/no opponent city calm >
You fade into existence.
Your assassination attempt *** DEVASTATES *** Crisbin!
Crisbin turns green and shivers.
Crisbin grunts as he begins to struggle with his belongings.
Crisbin's poison MANGLES him!
Crisbin has quite a few wounds.

<695hp 800m 392mv blade/defensive city aggressive >
uncanny $$

[** ] You dodge Crisbin's slash.
Your phantom dragon's breath MASSACRES Crisbin!
Crisbin has quite a few wounds.

<695hp 800m 392mv blade/defensive city aggressive >

Crisbin's slash decimates you!
Your phantom dragon's breath MASSACRES Crisbin!
Crisbin has quite a few wounds.

<668hp 800m 392mv blade/defensive city aggressive >
You completely surprise Crisbin with an unusual maneuver.
Your uncanny attack *** DEVASTATES *** Crisbin!
An effigy of belligerent phantoms dislodges Crisbin's weapon!
You disarm Crisbin!
Crisbin has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<668hp 800m 392mv none/unarmed city aggressive >

[** ] You dodge Crisbin's punch.
[* ] You parry Crisbin's punch.
Your phantom dragon's breath MASSACRES Crisbin!
[** ] Crisbin dodges your phantom dragon's breath.
Crisbin looks pretty hurt.

<668hp 800m 392mv none/unarmed city aggressive >
uncanny $$

[***] You dodge Crisbin's punch.
[** ] Crisbin dodges your phantom dragon's breath.
Your phantom dragon's breath DISMEMBERS Crisbin!
Your phantom dragon's breath MASSACRES Crisbin!
Crisbin is in awful condition.

<668hp 800m 392mv none/unarmed city aggressive >
Crisbin is unable to counter to your unusual maneuver.
Your uncanny attack MANGLES Crisbin!
Crisbin is DEAD!!
You hear Crisbin's death cry.
Crisbin looks relieved as he begins to manage his belongings.
Your uncanny attack knocks Crisbin off his feet!

oh...oh wait. nevermind. Glad the Justices weren't in town.