<820/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]> Her feet aren't on the ground.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<820/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet fades into existence.
You parry Uvet's attack with your first hand.
Your dragon punch DISEMBOWELS Uvet!
Your jab injures Uvet.
Uvet parries your knee thrust.
A chameleon poncho wraps around you and camouflages you.
Your physical contours become distorted.
You dodge a zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite decimates you!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You dodge a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power maims you!
You parry a stone golem's attack with your second hand.
A stone golem's pierce devastates you!
You dance around a zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite and easily dodge it.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your second hand.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<730/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]> tr uvet
Her feet aren't on the ground.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<730/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet utters the words, 'candusie ruyz'.
Uvet's rend life DISEMBOWELS you!
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<687/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]> tjras
I don't know how to do that.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<687/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet's slash wounds you.
The Gem of Hatred gleams with unholy horror.
Uvet parries your tiger uppercut.
Your palm strike injures Uvet.
Your roundhouse kick injures Uvet.
You nimbly dodge a zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite with a practiced maneuver.
You dance around a zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite and easily dodge it.
You dodge a zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite.
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your second hand.
You manage to dodge a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power with a lot of effort.
You stumble and barely manage to dodge a stone golem's pierce.
You parry a stone golem's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite maims you!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite maims you!
A flesh golem's slash mauls you.
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your first hand.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<577/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]> thras
Uvet manages to evade your air thrash.
Your air thrash misses Uvet.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<577/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]> thras
Uvet utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
You feel a brief tingling sensation.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<577/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
You dodge Uvet's slash.
Your elbow slash devastates Uvet!
Uvet thrusts your palm strike aside in a skillful parry.
Your spin kick decimates Uvet!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You dodge a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power.
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your first hand.
You stumble and barely manage to dodge a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power.
A stone golem's pierce maims you!
You parry a stone golem's attack with your second hand.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite maims you!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your second hand.
You manage to dodge a flesh golem's slash with a lot of effort.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<509/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet removes a meteoric skull ring of elemental mastery from her finger.
Uvet wears a necromancer's breakstone ring on her left finger.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<509/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
You feel a brief tingling sensation.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<509/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
The Gem of Hatred gleams with unholy horror.
Uvet parries your elbow slash.
Uvet parries your dragon punch.
Uvet deflects your spin kick aside in an ungraceful parry.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite decimates you!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your second hand.
You dodge a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power.
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your first hand.
A stone golem's pierce maims you!
A stone golem's pierce decimates you!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You dodge a zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your second hand.
A flesh golem swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<420/820hp 707/707m 112/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]> flee
A majestically-antlered jackalope dashes about wildly while cackling like a fiend.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<429/820hp 707/707m 165/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet utters the words, 'candusie ruyz'.
Uvet's rend life DISEMBOWELS you!
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<386/820hp 707/707m 165/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet's slash mauls you.
The Gem of Hatred gleams with unholy horror.
Uvet awkwardly parries your dragon punch with a loud clang.
Your dragon punch maims Uvet!
Your whirlwind kick decimates Uvet!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite misses you.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power maims you!
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your second hand.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power maims you!
You stumble and barely manage to dodge a stone golem's pierce.
You parry a stone golem's attack with your second hand.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite devastates you!
You dodge a zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You stumble and barely manage to dodge a flesh golem's slash.
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your first hand.
Uvet has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
<266/820hp 707/707m 165/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]> Uvet manages to evade your air thrash.
Your air thrash misses Uvet.
Uvet has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
<266/820hp 707/707m 165/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet's slash mauls you.
The Gem of Hatred gleams with unholy horror.
Your dragon punch DISEMBOWELS Uvet!
Your jab injures Uvet.
Uvet parries your spin kick.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite decimates you!
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite mauls you.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power devastates you!
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your first hand.
You parry a stone golem's attack with your second hand.
A stone golem's pierce devastates you!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite decimates you!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your first hand.
You nimbly dodge a flesh golem's slash with a practiced maneuver.
Uvet has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
<107/820hp 707/707m 165/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]>
Uvet utters the words, 'candusie ruyz'.
Uvet's rend life DISEMBOWELS you!
Uvet has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
<62/820hp 707/707m 165/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive hills [##########]> flee
You stumble and barely manage to dodge Uvet's slash.
Uvet awkwardly parries your dragon punch with a loud clang.
Uvet awkwardly parries your jab with a loud clang.
Uvet parries your jump kick.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
A zombie of a giant thief guardian's bite mauls you.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power maims you!
You dance around a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power and easily dodge it.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power maims you!
You have been KILLED!!
I had a feeling this fight would be terrible and one sided. I just jumped uvet and hoped I had an hp advantage since uvet was fighting 3 different people. I don't think this is balanced at all.
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[reply to Davairus]
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[reply to Andrael]
Also, train air thrash.
[reply to Davairus]
You ARE getting the class you asked for. This is what a monk is. Shit tons of skills, none of them particularly strong on their own, and no one skill to solve any one problem - only combinations of skills.
That's not to say there aren't monk issues still. There are, and there will be for a few months still. But the core frustration you are experiencing won't go away unless you accept that monks are so hard to play that many of our oldest vets never played them ever.
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Lorne 
2 , 0 , 0 . I think some of the rebuttal was from your ending remarks on the logs you posted on how it's not balanced at all or how you were outdamaged by zombies...and a waste that you tried something and lost your gear.
Faelon 
0 , 0 , 0 . I think Koivul's comments about being not balanced could be taken a few ways. I thought he was referring to the offensive stance being balancing out in the necro fight. But then again, it could also be piling on to the current theme among some people that Necro's with full zombies are pretty beefy. I can see the confusion.
[reply to Koivul]Hence with those comments you gotta take the good and the bad. I appreciate the log posts for entertainment though, good job.
But other then that, I agree with you.
Personally, I would seriously dislike losing your logs as they give a lot of us valuable feedback on how monks works.