Please laugh at how shitty I am
<820/820hp 253/707m 304/394mv 18025tnl no opponent no opponent calm road [##########]> throw Uvet
Uvet utters the words, 'candusie ruyz'.
Uvet's rend life DISEMBOWELS you!
Uvet has some small wounds and bruises.
<775/820hp 253/707m 304/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive road [##########]> Your throw is ineffective as you slam into a protective shield.
Your throw misses Uvet.
Uvet has some small wounds and bruises.
So you all know that throw is blocked by protective shield I didn't notice this until I posted the log so I just wasted all those chances against dav and I could have grappled. By the way the help file doesn't say that throw is blocked by protective shield so your welcome there.
<605/820hp 177/707m 368/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive city [##########]> dirt
Darzavius is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Darzavius.
Darzavius has a few scratches.
<605/820hp 177/707m 368/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed evasive city [##########]>
You parry an undead slave's attack with your second hand.
You dodge Darzavius's slash.
Your back fist wounds Darzavius.
Your palm strike injures Darzavius.
Your knee thrust hits Darzavius.
You parry a zombie of a rugged looking slith's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a rugged looking slith's attack with your first hand.
You nimbly dodge a skeletal warrior's slash with a practiced maneuver.
You parry a skeletal warrior's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a rugged looking slith's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a rugged looking slith's attack with your second hand.
A flesh golem's slash decimates you!
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your first hand.
A stone golem's pierce maims you!
A stone golem's pierce devastates you!
Darzavius has some small wounds and bruises.
As you can see dirting a necro doesn't stop his zombies from attacking in case anyone was wondering
529/820hp 569/707m 137/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed aggressive hills [==========]> Uvet is blinded by the dirt in her eyes!
Your kicked dirt grazes Uvet.
Uvet has some small wounds and bruises.
<529/820hp 569/707m 137/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed aggressive hills [==========]> flee
Uvet utters the words, 'candusie ruyz'.
Uvet's rend life MUTILATES you!
Uvet has some small wounds and bruises.
<490/820hp 569/707m 137/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed aggressive hills [==========]>
Uvet's slash decimates you!
Uvet's slash misses you.
Uvet deflects your back fist aside in an ungraceful parry.
Your elbow slash maims Uvet!
Your whirlwind kick MUTILATES Uvet!
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your first hand.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power maims you!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You dodge a zombie of Valen's divine power.
You dodge a zombie of Valen's divine power.
You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your first hand.
You parry a stone golem's attack with your first hand.
You parry a stone golem's attack with your second hand.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<431/820hp 569/707m 137/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed aggressive hills [#=========]>
Uvet utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
The white aura around your body fades.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<431/820hp 569/707m 137/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed aggressive hills [#=========]>
You dodge Uvet's slash.
Your tiger uppercut devastates Uvet!
Your back fist decimates Uvet!
Your jump kick MUTILATES Uvet!
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power misses you.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power DISMEMBERS you!
You parry a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of Valen's attack with your second hand.
A zombie of Valen's divine power maims you!
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your second hand.
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your first hand.
A stone golem's pierce DISEMBOWELS you!
You parry a stone golem's attack with your second hand.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<288/820hp 569/707m 137/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed aggressive hills [##========]> You flee from combat!
Grassy foothills
You walk in the grassy foothills north of the plains. The wind is rough.
To the north you can see foothills and just behind them mountain peaks are
visible.
[Exits: north south west]
Someone enters the room.
A baby griffon flies in.
<288/820hp 569/707m 133/394mv 18025tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive hills [##========]> quaff defender
You quaff a Defender potion.
You are surrounded by a white aura.
<288/820hp 569/707m 133/394mv 18025tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive hills [##========]> n
murder uvet
The steep foothills
You are walking in the steep foothills. It is rather hard to move here. To
the north you can see the mountains towering over you. Pine trees grow
here.
[Exits: north east south west]
(White Aura) Marest the Holy Knight, General of Valour is riding on the back of a golden Asc'Liena stallion.
(Charmed) A stone golem stands here to do his master's bidding.
(Charmed) A zombie of Valen stands here serving her master.
(Charmed) A zombie of a giant thief guardian stands here serving her master.
(Charmed) A flesh golem stands here to do his master's bidding.
(Charmed) A zombie of a tired old innkeeper stands here serving her master.
(Translucent) (White Aura) Uvet the Queen of Devils is here.
A cute rabbit is here.
A baby griffon flies in.
Someone enters the room.
<300/820hp 575/707m 183/394mv 18025tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive hills [##========]> Uvet yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Your elbow slash maims Uvet!
Uvet deflects your tiger uppercut aside in an ungraceful parry.
Uvet parries your knee thrust.
Uvet rubs the dirt out of her eyes.
You dodge Uvet's slash.
Uvet's slash mauls you.
Your dragon punch misses Uvet.
Your tiger uppercut maims Uvet!
Uvet parries your roundhouse kick.
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<276/820hp 575/707m 183/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed aggressive hills [##========]>
Uvet utters the words, 'candusie ruyz'.
Uvet's rend life DISEMBOWELS you!
Uvet has quite a few wounds.
<232/820hp 575/707m 183/394mv 18025tnl shaft two_handed aggressive hills [##========]>
You stumble and barely manage to dodge Uvet's slash.
Your elbow slash decimates Uvet!
Your jab injures Uvet.
Uvet parries your whirlwind kick.
You dodge a zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power.
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power decimates you!
A zombie of a tired old innkeeper's divine power devastates you!
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your first hand.
You parry a zombie of a giant thief guardian's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of Valen's attack with your second hand.
You parry a zombie of Valen's attack with your first hand.
You parry a flesh golem's attack with your first hand.
A flesh golem's slash mauls you.
You dodge a stone golem's pierce.
You parry a stone golem's attack with your first hand.
Dirting a human necro stopped his zombies from attacking when i fled and reinitiated, but that lasted maybe 2 rounds at best and as soon as he can see even if his eyes are blurry his zombies are back in the game.
So please any more critical comments on how shitty I play monks i am all ears
What you are experiencing is called butthurt. Its called butthurt because you take something as if you had just taken it in the ass
[reply to Davairus]
Darzavius 0 , 0 , 0 . For the record Koivu, you have to dirt the necromancer before their minions are assisting, it will not stop them from attacking you once they already are, it only prevents them from assisting. Kornhole 0 , 0 , 0 . Also mentioned on a different log...chii bolt. Have you tried that yet? Just some thoughts....monks are (I beleive) meant to be a difficult class to play well. Thanks for sticking with it.
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[reply to Davairus]
The style you want to use for the meat of the fight is monkey style because you'll be putting out seeminglots of attacks while having very essential spell dodge and that'll shake his confidence of winning this fight (the monkey dodge is so good its like being in the defensive empowerment basically, although only for the spell damage). While also making it more difficult to see the chii bolt taking his shield out, although he will know as soon as you throw him, but the point is to get him on the run, which means he is no longer trying to kill you with his spells, and that means you can go for the kill
If you find yourself winning the fight you want to either clamber or go snake and hope to get the stun procs, not tiger. Tiger isn't dealing enough damage to justify ignoring everything else so not sure why you keep using it. I am hesitant to buff tiger because I think everyone would just start using tiger for everything but I'm almost certain the damage is currently underwhelming. I know how I want to fix tiger but we're waiting the two weeks out. I'd have to recommend the snake stun and its chance to chakra strike for now.
[reply to Davairus]
[reply to Kornhole]
Ceridwel 0 , 0 , 0 . I made it to rank 15 before I gave up due to complexity. Tough class!
[reply to Nycticora]Necro casts spell,
You dirt before the zombies attack,
Zombies won't attack.
It isn't something where you dirt and re-enter. You need to gamble that you'll get it. Not sure if it was intended that way or not, but it seems fair enough.
Marest 0 , 0 , 0 . Also, that is what I said in game. Just to clarify. Ergorion 0 , 0 , 0 . I thought somewhere along the way they nerfed this so that charmies assist all the time? Marest 0 , 0 , 0 . You could be right. I haven't played a class with dirt kicking in a bit, so I'll leave it to the imms or someone who wants to experiment to validate the claim.
[reply to Marest]I do know the last time I played a class with dirt against a necro, they hit a spell and I dirted making it so the zombies didn't assist. Almost always led to a instant flee, but it was worth it.