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Flexing muscle cause death!

posted on 2016-03-02 16:19:48
Agriladric: 76%hp You flex your muscles proudly!
Some worn leather arm plates goes flying off your body.
Your some worn leather arm plates miss the Lord of Dark Oak.
A scale mail jerkin goes flying off your body.
Your scale mail jerkin scratches an oaken beast.
Some worn leather leg plates goes flying off your body.
Your some worn leather leg plates scratch an oaken beast.
The Lord of Dark Oak's pound decimates you!
The Lord of Dark Oak's pound misses you.
Ilyzal's crush injures an oaken beast.
Agriladric's flaming bite DISMEMBERS an oaken beast!
Your slash misses an oaken beast.
Your slash misses an oaken beast.
Your shield smash misses an oaken beast.
An oaken beast has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

And I was raged.... so dead.... Is this a joke? Flexing muscles causes my equipment to fly and hit the lord of dark oak?

Guys, Don't ever..... flex your muscles in combat.....
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Tags: #juicy

Comments

  1. Ha ha ha this is hilarious.
      [reply to Rayor]
    1. wtf?
        [reply to Nycticora]
      1. If this isn't fake, this is absolutely the best thing that has ever happened.
          [reply to Faelon]
        1. This is glorious.
            [reply to Andrael]
          1. Hopefully the heavier equipment you wear might miss more but hit like a damn truck.
              [reply to Rayor]
            1. I'm going to try it. Cool way to bring outsiders in the fight. I thought was a ordinary emote.
                [reply to Moondog]
              1. haha...wtf
                  [reply to Vanisse]
                1. was real, i was there ...
                    [reply to icarium]

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