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Mazush vs Elardowyn

posted on 2017-06-24 21:16:26
/// As per usual, I lurk, I lurk and swallow painkillers slowly getting to the point of a "fucking retard", but just before I manage to catch Elardowyn log in before Masthord! Knowing that Risch is the hot shit to get, I go set up my 'lil ambush!

inside (indoors) 753(100%) -93%- 63%(251) no opponent-no opponent [----------] active> Elardowin walks in.
An illusion of Risch walks in.
An illusion of a Paladin walks in.

inside (indoors) 753(100%) -93%- 63%(251) no opponent-no opponent [----------] active> Elardowin yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Mazush!'
Your crush MASSACRES Elardowin!
Your hunger MASSACRES Elardowin!
Elardowin has some small wounds and bruises.

inside (indoors) 753(100%) -93%- 63%(251) two_handed-shaft [----------] aggressive> x

Elardowin deflects your beating aside in an ungraceful parry.
You nimbly dodge Elardowin's thwack with a practiced maneuver.
You dance around an illusion of a Paladin's smash and easily dodge it.
You deflect an illusion of a Paladin's smash aside in an ungraceful parry.
An illusion of Risch's punch MANGLES you!
You dodge an illusion of Risch's punch.
Elardowin has some small wounds and bruises.

inside (indoors) 655(86%) -93%- 63%(251) two_handed-shaft [----------] aggressive>
Elardowin utters the words, 'xafe ay candusqarr'.
Elardowin has some small wounds and bruises.

inside (indoors) 655(86%) -93%- 63%(251) two_handed-shaft [----------] aggressive> You trip Elardowin and he goes down!
Your trip scratches Elardowin.
Elardowin has some small wounds and bruises.

inside (indoors) 655(86%) -95%- 63%(251) two_handed-shaft [-------- ] aggressive>
You feel less aware of your surroundings.
Elardowin has some small wounds and bruises.

inside (indoors) 667(88%) -96%- 77%(304) two_handed-shaft [-------- ] aggressive>
Your crush MANGLES Elardowin!
You nimbly dodge Elardowin's thwack with a practiced maneuver.
You parry an illusion of a Paladin's smash.
An illusion of Risch's punch *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You deflect an illusion of Risch's punch aside in an ungraceful parry.
Elardowin has quite a few wounds.

inside (indoors) 565(75%) -96%- 77%(304) two_handed-shaft [-------- ] aggressive> nerv

Elardowin rises back to his feet.
Elardowin has quite a few wounds.

inside (indoors) 565(75%) -96%- 77%(304) two_handed-shaft [-------- ] aggressive> Elardowin grunts as he begins to struggle with his belongings. <--- FUCKED BRAH JUST PLAIN FUCKED!
Elardowin almost drops a giant golden-banded staff.
You weaken Elardowin with your nerve pressure. <--- 100% nerve gg
Elardowin has some small wounds and bruises.

inside (indoors) 565(75%) -99%- 77%(304) unarmed-none [------ ] aggressive> Elardowin utters the words, 'xafe ay candusqarr'.
Elardowin has some small wounds and bruises.

inside (indoors) 565(75%) -99%- 77%(304) unarmed-none [------ ] aggressive>
Your crush MANGLES Elardowin!
Your hunger MASSACRES Elardowin!
Your crush MANGLES Elardowin!
You nimbly dodge Elardowin's punch with a practiced maneuver.
You deflect an illusion of a Paladin's smash aside in an ungraceful parry.
You awkwardly parry an illusion of a Paladin's smash with a loud clang.
An illusion of a Paladin's smash DISMEMBERS you!
You parry an illusion of Risch's punch.
You awkwardly parry an illusion of Risch's punch with a loud clang.
Elardowin has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

inside (indoors) 500(66%) -99%- 77%(304) unarmed-none [------ ] aggressive>
Elardowin has fled!
Elardowin walks east.
An illusion of a Paladin has fled!
An illusion of a Paladin walks east.
An illusion of Risch has fled!
An illusion of Risch walks west.

inside (indoors) 500(66%) -99%- 77%(304) no opponent-no opponent [------ ] aggressive>
Elardowin walks in.
An illusion of a Paladin walks in.

inside (indoors) 500(66%) -99%- 77%(304) no opponent-no opponent [------ ] aggressive> e
dunk Foggat

Elardowin walks west.
An illusion of a Paladin walks west.

/// SNIP SNIP SNIP CHASE THE FOGGAT!

Elardowin yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Mazush!'
Your beating MASSACRES Elardowin!
Your hunger MANGLES Elardowin!
Your beating MANGLES Elardowin!
Elardowin looks pretty hurt.

forest (outside) 500(66%) -99%- 59%(233) unarmed-none [----------] aggressive>
Your divine power *** DEVASTATES *** Elardowin!
Your hunger MANGLES Elardowin!
You nimbly dodge an illusion of a Paladin's smash with a practiced maneuver.
An illusion of Risch's punch MANGLES you!
You dodge an illusion of Risch's punch.
Elardowin is DEAD!!
You hear Elardowin's death cry.

forest (outside) 413(54%) -99%- 59%(233) no opponent-no opponent [----------] aggressive> dunk Foggat
They aren't here.

forest (outside) 413(54%) -99%- 59%(233) no opponent-no opponent [----------] aggressive> exa corpse <--- NICE LOOTS BRAAAAAH!
The corpse of Elardowin holds:
a barrel
a seashell ring
an old, dusty druid's robe
a Big Ol'Pack sack (closed)
(Glowing) a pair of rustic gloves
a jester's crown
( 2) (Glowing) (Humming) a rising sun medallion
(Glowing) (Humming) an illusionist's breakstone ring
(Humming) an engraved ivory staff
(Glowing) (Humming) 'Paher-karalan', the sceptre of Vitality
(Glowing) sleeves with red and white stripes
(Glowing) leggings with red and white stripes
(Humming) an ebony bracelet
(Glowing) (Humming) the monkey puzzle armor
( 2) a purple potion
( 2) a vial of crimson blood
an elemental bracelet
(Glowing) (Humming) a band of Light
(Glowing) (Humming) a giant golden-banded staff
(Glowing) a cloak of concentration
(Glowing) a flickering pearl
(Glowing) a mystical velvet robe of the magi
(Humming) a runed wizard belt
platinum boots
24231 gold coins

forest (outside) 413(54%) -99%- 59%(233) no opponent-no opponent [----------] aggressive> smirk
You smirk.

Comments

  1. Lets be honest, your name looks better with a "y" ! Must be the reason why I always type it as so! ;)
      [reply to Mazush]
    1. What is "dunk Foggat"?
        [reply to Saavaak]
      1. thats my #substitute for "murder $$" / "murder $target"
        1. what is a foggat?
        2. Think of frickin' 'n fuckin

          just more lame
        3. Still not seeing it. Can you spell it out?
        [reply to Mazush]

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