Ye Olde Abandoned Realms Logs

how the fuck?

posted on 2018-07-08 01:34:13

Luc launches a high-arcing shot into the air.
You yell 'Help! Luc just took a shot at me!'
A falcon swoops in, following your arrow.
Luc's aerial shot MASSACRES you!
You are knocked out of the air.
Luc has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<697hp 491m 151mv> aggressive superior two_handed [-------===][##########]{* }Luc manages to evade your grapple.
Your grapple misses Luc.
Luc has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<697hp 491m 151mv> aggressive superior two_handed [-------===][##########]{* }
[* ] You dodge Luc's arrow.
[** ] Luc dodges your jab.
[** ] Luc parries your tiger uppercut.
[* ] Luc dodges your knee thrust.
[** ] You parry a fighting falcon's attack with your second hand.
[** ] You parry a fighting falcon's attack with your second hand.
A large grizzly bear's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
[** ] You parry a large grizzly bear's attack with your second hand.
Luc has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<649hp 491m 151mv> aggressive superior two_handed [-------===][##########]{* }
grap

[* ] You dodge Luc's arrow.
Your jab injures Luc.
A large grizzly bear jumps in front of Luc!
Your tiger uppercut maims a large grizzly bear!
[** ] Luc dodges your roundhouse kick.
[** ] You dodge a fighting falcon's scratch.
[** ] You parry a fighting falcon's attack with your second hand.
[***] You parry a large grizzly bear's attack with your first hand.
[** ] You parry a large grizzly bear's attack with your second hand.
Luc has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<649hp 491m 151mv> aggressive superior two_handed [------====][##########]{* }You maneuver to grapple Luc, and throw him to the ground!
Your grapple maims Luc!
Luc looks pretty hurt.

<649hp 491m 151mv> aggressive superior two_handed [------====][##########]{* }
A large grizzly bear gets a wild look in its eyes.
Luc looks pretty hurt.

<649hp 491m 151mv> aggressive superior two_handed [------====][##########]{* }
Luc's pierce devastates you!
[* ] Luc dodges your dragon punch.
A large grizzly bear jumps in front of Luc!
Your tiger uppercut MUTILATES a large grizzly bear!
Your whirlwind kick MUTILATES Luc!
[***] You parry a fighting falcon's attack with your first hand.
[***] You parry a fighting falcon's attack with your first hand.
[***] You parry a large grizzly bear's attack with your first hand.
[** ] You parry a large grizzly bear's attack with your second hand.
Luc looks pretty hurt.

<619hp 491m 151mv> aggressive superior two_handed [------====][##########]{* }
grap

Luc rises back to his feet.
Luc looks pretty hurt.

<619hp 491m 151mv> aggressive superior two_handed [------====][##########]{* }
Luc stops wielding a ranger's bow.
Luc wields a savage spear.
Luc looks pretty hurt.

<619hp 491m 151mv> aggressive superior none [------====][##########]{* }
Luc wields a savage dagger in his off-hand.
Luc looks pretty hurt.

<619hp 491m 151mv> aggressive inferior dual_wield [------====][##########]{* }
Luc kicks dirt in your eyes!
Luc's kicked dirt grazes you.
You can't see a thing!

<614hp 491m 151mv> aggressive unknown unknown [------====][##########]{* }
The bark covering someone's skin flakes off.

<627hp 495m 204mv> aggressive unknown unknown [------====][##########]{* }
Someone's thrust MUTILATES you!
[** ] You parry someone's attack with your second hand.
[** ] You parry someone's attack with your first hand.
Your back fist mauls someone.
[** ] someone dual parries your back fist.
[* ] someone dual parries your jump kick.
[***] You parry someone's attack with your first hand.
[***] You parry someone's attack with your first hand.
Someone's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
Someone's claw DISEMBOWELS you!

<488hp 495m 204mv> aggressive unknown unknown [------====][##########]{* }Someone manages to evade your grapple.
Your grapple misses someone.

<488hp 495m 204mv> aggressive unknown unknown [------====][##########]{* }
Someone's thrust devastates you!
[** ] You parry someone's attack with your first hand.
Someone's thrust MUTILATES you!
Someone jumps in front of someone!
Your tiger uppercut MUTILATES someone!
Someone jumps in front of someone!
Your tiger uppercut DISEMBOWELS someone!
Your spin kick devastates someone!
Someone's scratch decimates you!
Someone's scratch decimates you!
Someone's claw DISMEMBERS you!
[** ] You parry someone's attack with your second hand.

<308hp 495m 204mv> evasive unknown unknown [------====][##########]{* }
Someone looks less wobbly on his feet.

<308hp 495m 204mv> evasive unknown unknown [------====][##########]{* }
flee

You rub the dirt out of your eyes, but they're still watering.
Luc's thrust decimates you!
[** ] You dodge Luc's pierce.
[** ] You parry Luc's attack with your first hand.
[** ] Luc dual parries your jab.
A large grizzly bear jumps in front of Luc!
Your elbow slash MASSACRES a large grizzly bear!
Your jump kick MUTILATES Luc!
A fighting falcon's scratch mauls you.
[** ] You parry a fighting falcon's attack with your second hand.
[***] You dodge a large grizzly bear's claw.
A large grizzly bear's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
Luc is in awful condition.

<213hp 495m 204mv> evasive unknown unknown [-----=====][##########]{* }You flee from combat!
Sylvan Vale
Everything is in a blur right now.

<213hp 495m 202mv> aggressive no opponent no opponent [-----=====][##########]{* }
take recall sack
You get a perfect potion of recall from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<213hp 495m 202mv> aggressive no opponent no opponent [-----=====][##########]{* }
Luc arrives from the north.
A fighting falcon flies in.
A large grizzly bear walks in.

<213hp 495m 202mv> aggressive no opponent no opponent [-----=====][##########]{* }
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Luc!'
[** ] You dodge Luc's thrust.
Luc's stab devastates you!
Luc's goring DISEMBOWELS you!
Luc is in awful condition.

<139hp 495m 202mv> aggressive unknown unknown [-----=====][##########]{* }
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[** ] You parry Luc's attack with your first hand.
Luc's thrust mauls you.
[** ] Luc parries your elbow slash.
[** ] Luc parries your elbow slash.
[* ] Luc parries your roundhouse kick.
A fighting falcon's scratch decimates you!
[* ] You dodge a fighting falcon's scratch.
[* ] You dodge a large grizzly bear's claw.
[***] You parry a large grizzly bear's attack with your first hand.
Luc is in awful condition.

<90hp 495m 202mv> aggressive unknown unknown [-----=====][##########]{* }
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You maneuver to grapple Luc, and throw him to the ground!
Your grapple maims Luc!
Luc is in awful condition.

<90hp 495m 202mv> aggressive unknown unknown [-----=====][##########]{* }
fl

Luc's wild thrust misses you.
[* ] Luc dual parries your jab.
A large grizzly bear jumps in front of Luc!
Your elbow slash DISMEMBERS a large grizzly bear!
[* ] Luc dual parries your roundhouse kick.
[***] You parry a fighting falcon's attack with your first hand.
[** ] You parry a fighting falcon's attack with your first hand.
[* ] You dodge a large grizzly bear's claw.
[***] You dodge a large grizzly bear's claw.
Luc is in awful condition.

<90hp 495m 202mv> aggressive unknown unknown [-----=====][##########]{* }
fl

Luc rises back to his feet.
Luc is in awful condition.

<90hp 495m 202mv> aggressive unknown unknown [-----=====][##########]{* }
quaf recall

Luc's kick devastates you!
Luc is in awful condition.

<61hp 495m 202mv> aggressive unknown unknown [-----=====][##########]{* }
You can fly again.
Luc's thrust maims you!
[** ] You parry Luc's attack with your first hand.
[** ] You parry Luc's attack with your first hand.
[** ] Luc parries your tiger uppercut.
[* ] Luc dodges your dragon punch.
[* ] Luc dual parries your roundhouse kick.
A fighting falcon's scratch mauls you.
A fighting falcon's scratch mauls you.
You have been KILLED!!

how the fuck did i go from 700 hp to dead when he was aweful like wtf??
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Comments

  1. im going to delete anyway but why the fuck did i go from 700hp to dead and counter didn't even work when he attacked me i literally have the worst luck pking fuck it.
    1. Counter doesn’t work on opponents past big nasty condition, also look at how many times his bear jumped in front of you. Should have killed the bear in the beginning and then went for the kill.
    2. does anyone else kind of want to rework counter? I'd like to see counter do damage based on the damage of the incoming attack and have higher damage if the opponent is high hp but still do like a wound or an injure if the guy is murdering with low hp
    3. It used to do some beast reversals. I would have figured (when I started playing, though) it'd go something like you'd type counter and it announces "You prepare to retaliate" and then if someone does a murder or backstab during that tiny window you actually can do a reversal, maybe not a full fucking backstab in response but catch them as they move in for the strike and try to lariat them to the ground or something. That would have made more sense to me as a warrior ability than to just stop a murder. In the current day we can do things like react to an overhead windup with a style change and pretty much makes the skill do nothing then. It seems cool the game can support that sort of gameplay, but also disappointing for the overhead'er. I think it would feel more meaningful if we took counter as something you just had to time well or at least adopt a defensive/superior style to do it consistently (like if youre wearing a shield, you'll more easily counter attacks). I remember in the past I was chasing down healers and countering all their murder attempts as I did it while thinking not sure why I get to do this. Just an opinion.
    4. I think no sanc also did you in.
    [reply to Bladefurry]
  2. more hitroll and get rid of the bear :P
      [reply to Taor]
    1. someone count how many rounds he managed to use his defences not even superior this shit literally doesn't make sense.
        [reply to Bladefurry]
      1. i had 50 hitroll 45 damroll in crane superior
        1. what was your ac
        [reply to Bladefurry]
      2. fuck it im just gonna stop playing again back to xbox one, should add me strtchnutzmcgee is my gamertag
        1. Actually I will add you on xbone Tino9127
        2. I added you.

          I deleted my latest knight wannabe as well, I don't feel like playing much anymore. The 4 days of sitting and waiting made me realized I should turn on my xbox instead too and actually play something lol
        [reply to Bladefurry]
      3. the grizzly is sick, saved his ass like million times when he was awful and I'd kept pounding at this freaking bear each time I try to finish him lol

        But kudos to him going balls deep like this. That's the spirit!

        And comfs on shit death!
          [reply to Taor]
        1. He switched weapons right before dirt kicking you. He had combat advantage. And he had a full animal kingdom with him. It's not that shocking really.
          1. And remember, they have the equivalent of a rogues quick wield as well, last I recall. So they get that advantage almost immediately.
          2. The way I read it it was just quick wield to bow and nothing else?
          3. @Vertas: Offhand alacrity also, not just quick draw afaik.
          [reply to Kedaleam]
        2. might be good to kick for more damage instead of risking the grapple at the end there, and if bears bother you just kill it first its not easy to get one
            [reply to Davairus]
          1. It's obvious that the russian bears rigged this fight.
            1. There was no collusion!
            [reply to twerpalina]
          2. Just wanted to note something from the log:

            Luc launches a high-arcing shot into the air.
            You yell 'Help! Luc just took a shot at me!'
            A falcon swoops in, following your arrow.
            Luc's aerial shot MASSACRES you!

            I'm pretty sure the falcon was following Luc's arrow, but it wasn't worded like that. I know this has something to do with how things appear to the originator and target of a command, much like emote/pmote. Fix?
            1. Grateful for having these things pointed out and just adding would appreciate if it could be posted in the bug tracker so we dont forget about it
            [reply to BlackWidow]
          3. Grappling a ranger with pets when they're at big and nasty.....try throwing him away from his pets or dirting then nerving and like stuff, but you might have done that and I'm talking out of my ass at the moment.
              [reply to Mikoos]

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