This is after some skirmishing. I changed my weapons a few times this time. My aliases are not my friend.
South Square
S-+-* | You are at the South Square of Seringale. It is gloomy
| | and dim here. The square is a tiny opening in between
S S-+-S | a few broken down buildings. The air is stuffy and pungent
| | | from the various trash lying all over the ground. You
+-+-@-+-+| see the Main Street to the north and the south, and the
| | || South Road to the east and west.
+ S-+-S +|
| | |
+ +-+-o |
---------+
[Exits: north east south west down]
Lothedon is resting here.
<632hp 607m 352mv 74/97 no opponent/no opponent evasive city (outside) ]
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Lothedon yells 'Die! Balgith, you sorcerous dog!'
You fail to blind Lothedon.
[* ] You parry Lothedon's crush.
[* ] You parry Lothedon's crush.
Lothedon is in excellent condition.
<632hp 592m 352mv 74/97 shaft/two_handed aggressive city (outside) ]
Lothedon looks very uncomfortable around you.
Lothedon's blast devastates you!
Your cleave MASSACRES Lothedon!
[** ] Lothedon dodges your tainted slash.
[** ] Lothedon dodges your tainted slash.
[** ] Lothedon parries your cleave.
Lothedon has a few scratches.
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Your fireball === OBLITERATES === Lothedon!
Lothedon's crush maims you!
[** ] You parry Lothedon's blast.
[** ] Lothedon parries your cleave.
[***] Lothedon dodges your tainted slash.
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<632hp 578m 352mv 7/97 shaft/two_handed aggressive city (outside) ]
Lothedon has fled!
Lothedon walks west.
<632hp 578m 352mv 7/97 no opponent/no opponent aggressive city (outside) ]
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The South Road
f S-+-*| You are on the South Road of Seringale. It is gloomy
| | | and dim here. All around you are beggars and panhandlers
+ S S-+-S| dressed in filthy clothing. The buildings surrounding
| | | | you are old and run down. They seem like they have been
+-+-@-+-+| made ages ago. The once bright red bricks that the buildings
| | | | are made of are now only pale, brittle chunks barely
+ + S-+-S| holding the walls of the buildings together.
| | | |
* + +-+-o|
---------+
[Exits: east west]
A large, black mare is here, engulfed in flames.
<632hp 578m 350mv 7/97 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
They aren't here.
<632hp 578m 350mv 7/97 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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The South Road
f-f S-+| You are on the South Road of Seringale. It is gloomy
| | || and dim here. All around you are beggars and panhandlers
f + S S-+| dressed in filthy clothing. The buildings surrounding
| | || you are old and run down. They seem like they have been
+-+-@-+-+| made ages ago. The once bright red bricks that the buildings
| | | || are made of are now only pale, brittle chunks barely
S + + S-+| holding the walls of the buildings together. You see
| | || the entrance of the Boat Shop to the north, the South
*-* + +-+| Square to the east, and the South Road continues to the
---------+ west.
[Exits: north east south west]
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The South Road
f-f-f | You are on the South Road of Seringale. It is gloomy and
| | | | dim here. All around you are beggars and panhandlers dressed
f-f + S | in filthy clothing. The buildings surrounding you are old
| | | and run down. They seem like they have been made ages ago.
+-+-@-+-+| The once bright red bricks that the buildings are made
| | | | | of are now only pale, brittle chunks barely holding the
F S + + | walls of the buildings together. You see the entrance
| | | of a park to the north, the entrance of the Berserker Guild
*-* + | to the south, and the South Road continues to east and
---------+ the west.
[Exits: north east south west]
<632hp 578m 346mv 7/97 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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The South Road
f-f-f-f | You are on the South Road of Seringale. It is gloomy
| | | | and dim here. All around you are beggars and panhandlers
f-f + S| dressed in filthy clothing. The buildings surrounding
| || you are old and run down. They seem like they have been
+-+-@-+-+| made ages ago. The once bright red bricks that the buildings
| | | | || are made of are now only pale, brittle chunks barely
* F S + +| holding the walls of the buildings together. You see
| || the Flower Shop to the south and the South Road continues
*-* +| to the east and the west.
---------+
[Exits: east south west]
<632hp 578m 344mv 7/97 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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The South Road
f-f-f| You are on the South Road of Seringale. It is gloomy
| || and dim here. All around you are beggars and panhandlers
f +| dressed in filthy clothing. The buildings surrounding
|| you are old and run down. They seem like they have been
+-+-@-+-+| made ages ago. The once bright red bricks that the buildings
| | | || are made of are now only pale, brittle chunks barely
o-* F S +| holding the walls of the buildings together. You see
|| the Fruit Grove to the south and the South Road continues
*-*| to the east and the west.
---------+
[Exits: east south west]
(White Aura) Lothedon the Battlemaster is here.
<632hp 578m 342mv 7/97 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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The South Road
+ | You are on the South Road of Seringale. It is gloomy and
| | dim here. All around you are beggars and panhandlers dressed
+ | in filthy clothing. The buildings surrounding you are
| | old and run down. They seem like they have been made ages
+-+-@-+-+| ago. The once bright red bricks that the buildings are
| | || made of are now only pale, brittle chunks barely holding
o-* F S| the walls of the buildings together. The South Road continues
| east and west.
|
---------+
[Exits: east south west]
A drow city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
<632hp 578m 340mv 7/97 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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They aren't here.
<632hp 578m 340mv 7/97 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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The South Road
f-f-f| You are on the South Road of Seringale. It is gloomy
| || and dim here. All around you are beggars and panhandlers
f +| dressed in filthy clothing. The buildings surrounding
|| you are old and run down. They seem like they have been
+-+-@-+-+| made ages ago. The once bright red bricks that the buildings
| | | || are made of are now only pale, brittle chunks barely
o-* F S +| holding the walls of the buildings together. You see
|| the Fruit Grove to the south and the South Road continues
*-*| to the east and the west.
---------+
[Exits: east south west]
(White Aura) Lothedon the Battlemaster is here.
<632hp 578m 338mv 7/97 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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Lothedon yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Balgith!'
Lothedon turns your attack against you.
Lothedon's crush maims you!
Your weapon advantage overcomes Lothedon's parry attempt.
Your tainted slash devastates Lothedon!
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<603hp 578m 338mv 0/126 shaft/two_handed aggressive road (outside) ]
Polik the citizen of Seringale walks in.
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<603hp 578m 338mv 0/126 shaft/two_handed aggressive road (outside) ]
[* ] You parry Lothedon's crush.
[** ] Lothedon parries your cleave.
[***] Lothedon parries your tainted slash.
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<603hp 578m 338mv 0/126 shaft/two_handed aggressive road (outside) ]
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Lothedon kicks dirt in your eyes!
Lothedon's kicked dirt scratches you.
You can't see a thing!
<600hp 578m 338mv 0/129 unknown/unknown aggressive unknown ]
Your fireball *** DEMOLISHES *** someone!
Your fireball DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone is DEAD!!
Someone's head is shattered, and its brains splash all over you.
<600hp 564m 338mv 0/129 unknown/unknown aggressive unknown ]
[* ] You parry someone's blast.
Someone's blast DISMEMBERS you!
Someone's unholy wrath MUTILATES you!
[* ] someone dodges your cleave.
[* ] someone parries your cleave.
<507hp 564m 338mv 0/222 unknown/unknown aggressive unknown ]
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Your fireball DISMEMBERS someone!
<507hp 550m 338mv 0/222 unknown/unknown aggressive unknown ]
Someone's blast maims you!
[***] someone dodges your cleave.
Someone blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Someone's riposte decimates you!
[* ] someone dodges your cleave.
The white aura around your body fades.
<456hp 560m 376mv 0/273 unknown/unknown aggressive unknown ]
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Someone has fled!
Someone walks south.
<456hp 560m 376mv 0/273 no opponent/no opponent aggressive unknown ]
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You aren't fighting anyone.
<456hp 560m 376mv 0/273 no opponent/no opponent aggressive unknown ]
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You aren't fighting anyone.
<456hp 560m 376mv 0/273 no opponent/no opponent aggressive unknown ]
You do not have that potion.
Someone walks in.
You rub the dirt out of your eyes, but they're still watering.
<456hp 560m 376mv 0/273 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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I don't know how to do that.
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Lothedon!'
Lothedon's blast MANGLES you!
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<366hp 560m 376mv 0/363 unknown/unknown aggressive road (outside) ]
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No way! You are still fighting!
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<366hp 560m 376mv 0/363 unknown/unknown aggressive road (outside) ]
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No way! You are still fighting!
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<366hp 560m 376mv 0/363 unknown/unknown aggressive road (outside) ]
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You flee from combat!
Seringale
Everything is in a blur right now.
<366hp 560m 374mv 0/363 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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Seringale
Everything is in a blur right now.
The corpse of Polik the citizen of Seringale is lying here.
The splattered brains of Polik the citizen of Seringale are lying here.
(White Aura) Lothedon the Battlemaster is here.
<366hp 560m 372mv 0/363 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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Seringale
Everything is in a blur right now.
A drow city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
<366hp 560m 370mv 0/363 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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You can quaff only potions.
<366hp 560m 370mv 0/363 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
Lothedon walks in.
<366hp 560m 370mv 0/363 no opponent/no opponent aggressive road (outside) ]
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The pale, brittle brick wall of an old building stops your progress.
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Lothedon!'
Lothedon's blast MASSACRES you!
Lothedon's blast MANGLES you!
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<202hp 560m 370mv 0/527 unknown/unknown aggressive road (outside) ]
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No way! You are still fighting!
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<202hp 560m 370mv 0/527 unknown/unknown aggressive road (outside) ]
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That isn't a verb I know.
Lothedon has quite a few wounds.
<202hp 560m 370mv 0/527 unknown/unknown aggressive road (outside) ]
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No way! You are still fighting!
Lothedon's crush MANGLES you!
Lothedon's blast MANGLES you!
Lothedon's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You have been KILLED!!
Also I don't have a two handed weapon. Should probably get one.
Thanks for posting a funny one.
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