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Alkas v Kaa the Skullbuster, Grandmaster of Crane Style Tournament Round 2

posted on 2020-05-24 04:39:36
I was going to post this log from my perspective, but I went back and read the stream and the commentary is kind of funny. Also, the stream pull is like 100 pages shorter, so to spare endless scrolling I'll just do that.

I'm adding Kaa's tells from before the match though, for shits and giggles.

Kaa tells you 'Shall we?'
Kaa tells you 'We fight in the tournament.'
You tell Kaa 'I see! Little busy with Fygh.'
You tell Kaa 'But soon!'
Kaa tells you 'Our fight will not take long.'






The Juggernaut says 'Kaa stops meditating and stands up.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks at Alkas.'

Lorne charges in with a flurry of axes and spears, creating a small sandstorm.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa glances at Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks at Alkas.'

Lorne chortles mischieviously.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stops meditating and stands up.'

Someone rolls her eyes, disgusted.

Lorne looks more enlightened.

Lorne looks in a large golden chest.

Kaa yells 'Ready?'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas hooks his fingers and begins rocking like the mantis.'

Someone raises an eyebrow.

The Juggernaut says 'Lorne has bet 5000 gold coins on Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'There are now 0 gold coins on Kaa, and 5000 on Alkas.'

Alkas yells 'Aye!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa undulates his leading hand like the head of a snake.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas quaffs a Defender potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa becomes poised and ready for battle.'

Kaa yells 'Begin!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Someone phases back into existence.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas turns Kaa's attack against him.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike devastates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's knee thrust hits Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jump kick maims Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's palm strike hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's spin kick wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has a few scratches and Alkas has a few scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas weakens Kaa with his nerve pressure.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa stops moving sinuously.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa crouches and stalks like a leopard.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa evades Alkas's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's leopard paw to the kidney grazes Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist wounds Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa evades Alkas's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's leopard paw to the kidney hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's palm strike misses Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's oblique kick hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has some small wounds and bruises and Alkas has a few scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's kicked dirt grazes Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa evades Alkas's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's leopard paw to the kidney grazes Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's elbow slash decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa evades Alkas's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's leopard paw to the kidney grazes Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has some small wounds and bruises and Alkas has some small wounds and bruises.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas rubs the dirt out of his eyes, but they're still watering.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stops rocking like the mantis.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas undulates his leading hand like the head of a snake.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's eyes stop watering.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
Someone utters the words, 'abrazak'.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

Someone says 'Whole lota scanning.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stops moving sinuously.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas moves with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane.'

Someone throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas turns Kaa's attack against him.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's dragon punch mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's jab hits Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's kick decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick scratches Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick grazes Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick grazes Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's double kick hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike grazes Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's crane peck injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's butterfly kick wounds Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's dragon punch mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has quite a few wounds and Alkas has some small wounds and bruises.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa stops stalking around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa undulates his leading hand like the head of a snake.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's butterfly kick maims Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has quite a few wounds and Alkas has some small wounds and bruises.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's kick devastates Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas looks sluggish.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's double kick misses Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's rapid wing strike decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick wounds Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's dragon punch wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has quite a few wounds and Alkas has some small wounds and bruises.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa stops moving sinuously.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa moves with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is no longer as sluggish.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

Someone's weapon ward expires.
Someone's force shield shimmers, then fades away.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's crane peck injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's front kick injures Alkas.'

Someone utters the words, 'xzasai xabrae' and her knuckles cover in frost.
A skull-headed mace glows as it is imbued by a weapon ward.
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's kicked dirt misses Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's elbow slash mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jump kick mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's butterfly kick injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has quite a few wounds and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's movement is no longer as accurate.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa undulates his leading hand like the head of a snake.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's sinuous hand movement disracts Alkas from dodging.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's palm strike hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's lightning kick injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has quite a few wounds and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's movement is no longer as accurate.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas crouches and stalks like a leopard.'

Someone utters the words, 'diesilla gpuzre' and eats a lightning bug.
Someone is surrounded by a field of lightning.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas turns Kaa's attack against him.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's dragon punch devastates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas evades Kaa's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard paw to the kidney hits Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas evades Kaa's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard paw to the kidney hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has some big nasty wounds and scratches and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's kicked dirt scratches Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa stops moving sinuously.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa moves with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard claw MUTILATES Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's low crescent kick decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas evades Kaa's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard paw to the kidney hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has some big nasty wounds and scratches and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stops stalking around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas moves with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Lorne licks his mouth and smiles.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Lorne booms 'It's close!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a Wayfarer's Cake from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas eats a Wayfarer's Cake.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa rubs the dirt out of his eyes, but they're still watering.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Someone says 'Aye.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas closes his eyes in meditation.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's eyes stop watering.'
The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

Lorne looks in a large golden chest.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
Someone says 'Too much time.'

Kaa yells 'Help! Alkas tried to kick dirt into my eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's kicked dirt misses Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's kicked dirt scratches Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's whirlwind kick MUTILATES Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's knee thrust hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has some big nasty wounds and scratches and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa relaxes his posture.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist DISEMBOWELS Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut DISEMBOWELS Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jump kick DISEMBOWELS Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's palm strike grazes Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's lightning kick injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

Someone winces in agony.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's kicked dirt scratches Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas rubs the dirt out of his eyes, but they're still watering.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa becomes poised and ready for battle.'

Lorne booms 'Ouch.'

Kaa yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jab injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's back fist injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's eyes stop watering.'

Someone seethes with a chilling fury as she speaks 'And here I was hoping for Kaa to win.'

Someone flies in.
The Juggernaut says 'Dare you take the challenge?'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

Someone shrugs to herself. What a strange person.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

Someone flies south.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa rubs the dirt out of his eyes, but they're still watering.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Lorne booms 'Gosh that was painful.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The white aura around someone fades.
Someone's protective shield dissipates.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's eyes stop watering.'

Someone utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral' and opens herself to Zylenier.
Someone is surrounded by a white aura.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa applies pressure to his wounds and looks more relieved.'
Someone flies in.
The Juggernaut says 'Dare you take the challenge?'

Someone utters the words, 'sfainfrauzz gpuzre' as the air solidifies slightly around her.
Someone is surrounded by a protective shell of magic.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Someone seethes 'Seems your bet may be profitable, Lorne.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Lorne chortles mischieviously.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's spin kick injures Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's dragon punch DISEMBOWELS Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's elbow slash decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has some big nasty wounds and scratches and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's kicked dirt grazes Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'The white aura around Alkas's body fades.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas quaffs a Defender potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

Someone says 'Bad time to flee.'

Kaa yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's elbow slash devastates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jab injures Kaa.'

Lorne nods.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jab injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's elbow slash mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's whirlwind kick wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa rubs the dirt out of his eyes, but they're still watering.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's eyes stop watering.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas maneuvers to grapple Kaa, and throws him to the ground.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's grapple MUTILATES Kaa!'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's elbow slash devastates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's roundhouse kick injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's dragon punch mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's elbow slash wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's jump kick wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is in awful condition and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

Lorne booms 'Ouch.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks less wobbly on his feet.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Someone says 'He is hurt too much not to be healing.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's movement is no longer as accurate.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa crouches and stalks like a leopard.'

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

Kaa yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jab hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist wounds Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's spin kick mauls Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's kicked dirt misses Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut wounds Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jump kick wounds Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's lightning kick injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa manages to evade Alkas's grapple.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's grapple misses Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's spinning bird kick devastates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Lorne booms 'Ugh missed dirt.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

Someone's weapon ward expires.

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa stops stalking around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa rears up and growls with the bodacity of the panda!'

Someone utters the words, 'xzasai xabrae' and her knuckles cover in frost.
A skull-headed mace glows as it is imbued by a weapon ward.

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'
Lorne booms 'Ooohhh panda.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
Someone opens a Loot Sack.

Someone gets a tin canteen from a Loot Sack.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
Someone drinks water from a tin canteen.

Someone puts a tin canteen in a Loot Sack.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
Someone closes a Loot Sack.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa executes the form, swirling sandstorm!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's kicked dirt grazes Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut wounds Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's dragon punch MUTILATES Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's elbow slash mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's knee thrust injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's cross punch injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jump kick decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's knee thrust hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa maneuvers to grapple Alkas, and throws him to the ground.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's grapple decimates Alkas!'

Someone says 'Big butt.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's roundhouse kick hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's whirlwind kick mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is in awful condition and Alkas has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas maneuvers to grapple Kaa, and throws him to the ground.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's grapple devastates Kaa!'

Lorne booms 'Ouch.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas rubs the dirt out of his eyes, but they're still watering.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jab hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's roundhouse kick injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's elbow slash mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa bungles his technique.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's whirlwind kick hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is in awful condition and Alkas has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
Lorne booms 'Uh oh.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa relaxes his posture.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas looks less wobbly on his feet.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks less wobbly on his feet.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa becomes poised and ready for battle.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's eyes stop watering.'

Someone gets some bread with raisins from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Someone eats some bread with raisins.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a Defender potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.'

Someone gets some bread with raisins from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Someone eats some bread with raisins.

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Alkas.'

Someone drinks water from a barrel.

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Lorne booms 'He needs to heal quickly.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Someone agrees absolutely.

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jab hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jab hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's dragon punch mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's movement is no longer as accurate.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas crouches and stalks like a leopard.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's kicked dirt misses Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut wounds Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

Lorne booms 'Off.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas maneuvers to grapple Kaa, and throws him to the ground.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's grapple devastates Kaa!'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's half fist punch injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas evades Kaa's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard paw to the kidney grazes Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is in awful condition and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks less wobbly on his feet.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Someone says 'Alkas is in crane?'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks less stable.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa moves with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'The white aura around Alkas's body fades.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas quaffs a Defender potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's back fist injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas evades Kaa's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard paw to the kidney hits Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jump kick devastates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's jab hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas evades Kaa's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard paw to the kidney grazes Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's kicked dirt scratches Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa manages to evade Alkas's grapple.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's grapple misses Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's elbow slash mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's whirlwind kick misses Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas evades Kaa's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard paw to the kidney grazes Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist misses Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas evades Kaa's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard paw to the kidney grazes Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's dragon punch decimates Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas evades Kaa's attack and exploits the brief opening.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's leopard paw to the kidney grazes Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's kick wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's double kick wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stops stalking around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas moves with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's rapid wing strike decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's rapid wing strike decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's palm strike grazes Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's lightning kick injures Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The lightning surrounding someone fizzles out.

Lorne booms 'Say Ouch.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's crane peck wounds Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's spinning bird kick mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's dragon punch devastates Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's lightning kick hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is in awful condition and Alkas has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Someone nods.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas rubs the dirt out of his eyes, but they're still watering.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

Someone seethes 'Ouch.'

Someone says 'Crane.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas applies pressure to his wounds and looks more relieved.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's eyes stop watering.'

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa sca
ns all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Lorne booms 'Ohhh nice acupuncture.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a Defender potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Someone's weapon ward expires.
Someone's protective shield dissipates.

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Kaa yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's dragon punch decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's dragon punch decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's roundhouse kick hits Kaa.'

Someone utters the words, 'sfainfrauzz gpuzre' as the air solidifies slightly around her.
Someone is surrounded by a protective shell of magic.
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's dragon punch decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's whirlwind kick mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's elbow slash wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's jump kick mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa looks pretty hurt and Alkas has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
Someone says 'Why no tiger?'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's jab hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut decimates Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's jump kick mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa manages to evade Alkas's grapple.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's grapple misses Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's elbow slash decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lightning kick injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's back fist wounds Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's tiger uppercut mauls Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is in awful condition and Alkas has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

Someone utters the words, 'xzasai xabrae' and her knuckles cover in frost.
A skull-headed mace glows as it is imbued by a weapon ward.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist injures Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's roundhouse kick hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa's jab hits Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is in awful condition and Alkas has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

Someone says 'Useless tiger.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The white aura around someone fades.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa scans all around.'
Someone says 'To finish em off.'

Kaa yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's roundhouse kick hits Kaa.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's tiger uppercut mauls Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's knee thrust hits Kaa.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is in awful condition and Alkas has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa has been defeated by Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas has advanced to the next round.'
The Juggernaut says 'The duel lasted 14 minutes and 15 seconds.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is mortally wounded!!'

Lorne chortles mischieviously.

Lorne boggles at the concept.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stands up.'

Someone lets out a hearty laugh.
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas bows his head in worship of his god.'

Lorne booms 'Wowwwwwwwww.'

Kaa yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's back fist misses Kaa.'

Someone slowly fades into thin air.

An Immortal cloaks his presence.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas lets out a hearty laugh.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's movement is no longer as accurate.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas crouches and stalks like a leopard.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas focuses chii to perform 'lunge'.'
Kaa yells 'Help! Alkas just lunged at me!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's lunge devastates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stops short of a killing blow.'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa slumps to the ground.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa relaxes his posture.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kaa regains his balance.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stands up.'

Kaa yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's jab decimates Kaa!'
The Juggernaut says 'Kaa is DEAD!!'

Someone flies south.

Someone utters the words, 'tiax aruoiwunsoh' and stares into nothing.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas says 'I have 48% health 91% mana and 100% movement.''

Comments

  1. That was the first time my bet won, and no one bet against me?!

    Sick fight.
      [reply to Lorne]
    1. Since the kick change, there's definitely more incentive to switch between styles. My only gripe is that the chii cost of style switching is crazy high so you can only switch a few times, especially if you have to keep in combat superiority to land your super kicks. This was a good fight and definitely was a lot tougher than I expected it to be, given our last fight. Cheers!
        [reply to Kaa]
      1. Kick change?
          [reply to Nadrin]
        1. I haven't run into any problems with running out of chii. Being able to switch while blind/watery is already an advantage over everyone else. I like monks, I still gotta learn how to fight against casters though, but that's just a 'me' problem.

          Yeah Nadrin apparently the 'super kicks' will only work while in combat superiority now, you can't just stay in one style spamming kick forever.
          1. Interesting.
          2. Kaa
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            Monks now have to have combat superiority to do their style-based kicks, e.g. crane kick barrage or snake style sluggish kick. Also, we don't get chii bolt levels without being in superior now. My point is that against a competent opponent that is switching combat styles and flee murdering, we don't have much of a choice but to continuously switch our styles, thereby expending precious chii.
          3. Honestly, not getting the chii bolt levels is what really hurts. Now it seems like it just never happens.
          4. that doesnt sound right.. it should be letting you kick as long as you hit anatomy forms (with combat style)
          5. Are we going to see anything posted to the changes form about this kick change? This is pretty significant and I would not have known about it without having come across this log comment section.
          6. I'm not 100% but I think you're just saying the same thing we are Dav. If you have combat style superiority then the kicks work. If you don't, then they're just regular kicks.
          7. You can hit anatomy with combat style advantage to get your fighting style active (e.g. accuracy of crane), and that starts up the special kung fu (extra damage and mental-based attack damage). You can also manually activate the fighting style (by typing it out), you don't need to rely on waiting for it with anatomy + combat advantage. As long as you have that active, you can do the special kick. If you do nothing, even if your opponent switches weapons 20 times (which they could), that active still lasts for like 4-5 rounds. You don't have to have combat advantage for the special kick, and you don't have to ever be in combat advantage to qualify for doing the special kick. Its just based entirely on having your fighting style active. Again, you can pull off these kicks without *ever* having combat advantage. So it is a bit incorrect to say the kicks require combat advantage. They don't require a combat advantage, and they can be done without ever having had one. Also, nothing I have written so far is new. It has all been that way since day 1. The bug I fixed is that the kick was refreshing active style all the time, and keeping the monk in special kung fu mode, also all the time. This needs to be a reward for having combat advantage, since otherwise it means not having to bother training your anatomies, get a combat advantage, or think about doing anything else except spam the kicks, and also do glorious damage without ever changing style. Really, it was egregious, in every way. BTW, to answer the posting change notes question, the answer is no. I don't see why everybody needs the info. You can see how long this post is, imagine trying to explain to people who don't even know how to play monks. They'd get nothing out of it, and probably just feel dumb. I wrote an IC note from the monk guildmaster to the players of the monk class. It was sent 4 days ago. This seems appropriate.
          8. Ooohhh. Okay. That was much more clear. I misunderstood the note that was sent then. Thanks Dav.
          9. Kaa
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            That's a lot better explained than the in-game note. Thanks for the clarification.
          10. Thanks Dav, makes sense.
          [reply to Alkas]
        2. If thats the case then this may need further adjustments to chii generation.
          1. There are fighting styles and skills for this, so I don't anticipate needing any further changes at this time.
          [reply to Nadrin]

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