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Blarp created on 30th of August 2016, and is dead and gone (24 years old, 158 hours, 11 months lifetime)

Title: the Grand Master of Socks
Gender: Male
Level: 50
Class: halfling thief

Background history:

  1. Garp's Headsock Factry! - posted at 2016-09-30 02:17:20
Garp's Headsock Factry!
From my earliest years I can remember working alongside my grandfather in his shop. It was a place of such magic to me! The various fabrics and leathers and asundry fillings. I was taught how to carefully stitch the socks into long tubes, be they the very sturdy varieties or those made more flimsy and used only for study. But, the most important lesson was how to fill the socks. Most people just don't realize the importance of a correct filling!! You can put nearly anything in a headsock of course, but knowing the correct properties of the filling to fulfill the needed task is very important. An example of this knowing just how to fill a headsock to put the biggest fire giant in timeout; one needs a mixture of crushed up icicle daggers and a sock that is able to keep in the cold. My grandfather passed these secrets to me in the hopes I would use them to keep myself safe. His teachings have worked well so far we shall see what the future holds.


Description:

This small man looks extremely jovial, as a wickedly white smile stretches from ear to ear. Bright blue eyes look like they could easily captivate, as they glitter in a most intriguing manner with the light. His slightly unkempt hair, a bright golden wheat color of brown, looks as if it will blow lightly in the slightest of winds so fine is its texture. This coif barely covers his extremely large ears, easily poking through the myriad of light curls. He looks like he could possibly blend in to nearly all environments. The slight oddity about this man, is that he has very random things strapped to his feet; likely due to their large size. They are absolutely huge!


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Kills: 0, Deaths: 4 (Ratio: 0, Efficiency: 0%)
Pinnacle Kills: 0, Pinnacle Deaths: 1 (Ratio: 0, Efficiency: 0%)

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