A small halfling female, highly hairy in all the wrong spots, stands before you. Her long hair has been uncerimoniously tied back in a greasy braid. She is short, but short in a frumpy sort of way, instead of the graceful petite stature of a pixie. One might mistakenly judge her to be very slow of foot, considering her absolutely huge hair tufted feet. The one and only thing that draws your gaze are the two milky white orbs situated in her unremarkable face.