A stump of a man stands before you, exceptionally short, but with a rather large presence. His short and slightly bowed legs have been heavily muscled from a lifetime of holding up his stout frame. An oversized and broad torso, although slightly hunchbacked, is topped by massively developed shoulders. An extremely long beard has been neatly split down the middle and intricately wrapped around his shoulders. Small eyes and bushy eyebrows nest uncerimoniously under a gigantic mop of oily red hair that flows directly into his beard.