This small creature resembles a small shrub after snowfall. Shocks of salty hair sprout in all directions. Except for a small, circular bald path on the back of his head, his head hair shoots out in almost a perfect sphere as if he has just been electrocuted. His voluptuous beard, in a similar manner, splays out beneath his chin creating a curtain all the way down to below his kneecaps. Spindly arms and slender fingers peek through the beard. His chicken legs carry this mess of hair in a stilted and uncoordinated fashion.