An odd and suspicious-looking man is here, trying to appear normal. Although he looks like your average human, his skin and bald head are slimy and occasionally shimmer in the light with an iridescence not typical of that species. What at first appeared to be an untrimmed beard, you now realize is a tangled mess of thin, tentacles. Where a nose and nostrils should be, the tentacles begin, mostly concealing what appears to be the upper bill of a beak. The stench of something between shark vomit and boiling seaweed stabs at your senses from his direction.