Ye Olde Abandoned Realms Logs

Zombie disarms are a thing, and boy do they suck.

posted on 2021-01-09 21:52:41

On the Northern Battlements
| You are on top of the battlements of Seringale. From here,
| you can see the outside of the city walls and most of
| the city of Seringale with people roaming all about it.
| There are some small holes in the side of the wall where
+-+-@-+-+| an archer can shoot at invaders from the outside if ever
| the need arises. You see the battlements continue to the
| east and the west.
|
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[Exits: east west]
A glowing banner bearing the emblem of Seringale rests here.
The ripped-off ear of a gnomish city guard is lying here.
(Charmed) A bloated, old bloodhound is here, plodding along beside its master.
(Charmed) A flesh golem stands here to do his master's bidding.
(Charmed) A stone golem stands here to do his master's bidding.
(Charmed) A decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear stands here serving his master.
(Charmed) A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep stands here serving his master.
(Charmed) A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter stands here serving his master.
(White Aura) (WANTED) (OUTLAW) Illyiza the Ruler of the Dead is here.
A half-elf battlement guard is here.
Illyiza walks east.
A bloated, old bloodhound walks east.
A flesh golem walks east.
A stone golem walks east.
A decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear lumbers east.
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep lumbers east.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter lumbers east.

<825/825h 280/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:19 10pm (night)> <5365>
com turn

Illyiza walks in.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter lumbers in.
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep lumbers in.
A decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear lumbers in.
A stone golem walks in.
A flesh golem walks in.
A bloated, old bloodhound walks in.

<825/825h 280/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:18 10pm (night)> <5365> You brandish your holy symbol and utter words of divine power!

<825/825h 230/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:18 10pm (night)> <5365>
Illyiza utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
You yell 'Die! Illyiza, you sorcerous dog!'
You feel a brief tingling sensation.
Your focus was interrupted.
Your crush mauls Illyiza.
Illyiza has some small wounds and bruises.

<825/825h 230/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
A decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear's claw wounds you.
You awkwardly parry a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust with a loud clang.
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust wounds you.
Your shield wobbles and barely deflects a stone golem's pierce.
Your shield jolts under a stone golem's pierce, but holds.
A flesh golem's slash hits you.
You awkwardly parry a flesh golem's slash with a loud clang.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch decimates you!
You block a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's attack with your shield.
You block Illyiza's attack with your shield.
Your crush wounds Illyiza.
Illyiza has some small wounds and bruises.

<752/825h 230/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
com turn
You brandish your holy symbol and utter words of divine power!
Illyiza utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
You feel a brief tingling sensation.
You block a decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear's attack with your shield.
Your shield wobbles and barely deflects a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust.
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust mauls you.
Your shield absorbs the impact of a stone golem's pierce easily.
A stone golem's pierce mauls you.
You thrust a flesh golem's slash aside in a skillful parry.
You parry a flesh golem's slash.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch mauls you.
You parry a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch.
You parry Illyiza's shocking bite.
Illyiza parries your pound.
Your crush wounds Illyiza.
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear!
A decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear cowers in abject terror!
Your turn undead *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep!
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep cowers in abject terror!
Your turn undead MANGLES a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter!
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter cowers in abject terror!
Your turn undead MANGLES Illyiza!
Illyiza resists the effects of the fear.
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<687/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
A decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear disarms you and sends your weapon flying!(No,no,no,no,no,no,no)
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's bash collides with your protective shield.
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's bash misses you.
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<687/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:58 10pm (night)> <5365>
A decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear's claw mauls you.
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust mauls you.
Your shield wobbles and barely deflects a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust.
A stone golem's pierce mauls you.
A stone golem's pierce mauls you.
A flesh golem's slash injures you.
Your shield wobbles and barely deflects a flesh golem's slash.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch mauls you.
You block a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's attack with your shield.
You block Illyiza's attack with your shield.
Illyiza parries your punch.
Illyiza parries your punch.
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<562/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear!
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep!
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter!
Your turn undead MANGLES Illyiza!
Illyiza cowers in abject terror!
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<562/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
A half-elf battlement guard yells 'Illyiza is a criminal! PROTECT THE INNOCENT! BANZAIII!!!'
A gnomish city guard yells 'You will feel the weight of the law, Illyiza!!'
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<562/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:58 10pm (night)> <5365>
Illyiza sacrifices a smooth white cudgel to Resatimm.(Damnit)
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<562/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:57 10pm (night)> <5365>
A decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear's claw wounds you.
Your shield wobbles and barely deflects a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust.
Your shield jolts under a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust, but holds.
A stone golem's pierce mauls you.
A stone golem's pierce mauls you.
A flesh golem's slash injures you.
A flesh golem's slash injures you.
You block a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's attack with your shield.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch DISEMBOWELS you!
Illyiza's shocking bite grazes you.
Your punch injures Illyiza.
Your punch injures Illyiza.
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<414/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
get cud

Illyiza sacrifices a war banner of Seringale to Resatimm.
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear!
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep!
Your turn undead MANGLES a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter!
Your turn undead MANGLES Illyiza!
You stop turning undead.
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<414/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:59 10pm (night)> <5365>
wield mace
You see no cud here.
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<414/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:57 10pm (night)> <5365> You wield a starfoil handmace.
A starfoil handmace feels like a part of you!
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<414/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:57 10pm (night)> <5365>
A decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear's claw wounds you.
You thrust a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust aside in a skillful parry.
You thrust a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust aside in a skillful parry.
You parry a stone golem's pierce with an easy flourish.
You thrust a stone golem's pierce aside in a skillful parry.
You parry a flesh golem's slash.
You parry a flesh golem's slash with an easy flourish.
You parry a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch.
Your shield wobbles and barely deflects a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch.
You parry Illyiza's shocking bite.
You parry Illyiza's shocking bite.
Illyiza parries your pound.
Illyiza parries your pound.
Illyiza has quite a few wounds.

<395/825h 180/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
com turn
You brandish your holy symbol and utter words of divine power!
Your turn undead MANGLES a decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear!
Your turn undead MANGLES a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep!
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter!
Your turn undead *** DEMOLISHES *** Illyiza!
Illyiza resists the effects of the fear.
Illyiza has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<395/825h 130/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:59 10pm (night)> <5365>
Illyiza utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
You feel a brief tingling sensation.
Illyiza has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<395/825h 130/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:58 10pm (night)> <5365>
You parry a decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear's claw.
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust wounds you.
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust mauls you.
Your shield jolts under a stone golem's pierce, but holds.
A stone golem's pierce wounds you.
You block a flesh golem's attack with your shield.
You thrust a flesh golem's slash aside in a skillful parry.
You parry a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch.
You deflect a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch aside in an ungraceful parry.
You thrust Illyiza's shocking bite aside in a skillful parry.
The Gem of Hatred gleams with unholy horror.
Your pound injures Illyiza.
Your pound injures Illyiza.
Illyiza has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<333/825h 130/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
Your turn undead MANGLES a decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear!
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep!
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter!
Your turn undead MANGLES Illyiza!
Illyiza has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<333/825h 130/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:59 10pm (night)> <5365>
flee

Illyiza has fled!
Illyiza walks east.
A bloated, old bloodhound walks east.
A flesh golem has fled!
A flesh golem walks west.
A stone golem has fled!
A stone golem walks west.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter has quite a few wounds.

<333/825h 130/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter nimbly dodges your crush with a practiced maneuver.
You block a decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear's attack with your shield.
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust injures you.
You parry a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's thrust.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch MUTILATES you!
Your shield jolts under a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter's punch, but holds.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter has quite a few wounds.

<280/825h 130/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:60 10pm (night)> <5365>
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a decorated zombie of the ancient ranger bear!
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a zombie of Yimir the Barkeep!
Your turn undead DISEMBOWELS a decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter!
You stop turning undead.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter has quite a few wounds.

<280/825h 130/998m 379/380v> <[##########]> <evasive:59 10pm (night)> <5365>
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's bash collides with your protective shield.(Oh yeah, and a bash)
A zombie of Yimir the Barkeep's bash misses you.
A decorated zombie of Lathognis the outfitter has quite a few wounds.

Comments

  1. Turn undead hit for a mangles and demolishes every round, through sanc and 100+ aff saves... that sucks big time too.
    A paladin loaded up with saves, a two-hander slashing weapon, and spam turn undead.. not much I can do at all but run and survive.
    1. welcome to almost every other class vs alhoon necro.
    2. Don't forget me getting froze up(same as lagged) by the abject terror. Which has a chance of freezing each round turn undead hits.
    3. Alhoon has several vulns and is the squishiest race/class combo in the game, btw.
    4. Yeah, you kept hitting those sweet full/near full dispels too. For some reason every time I fight you I have calamitous luck. When it was two on one ran out of mana and couldn't finish the zombies off and you swooped in to save them before I came back. Have to give you props on the zombie choices. One that can disarm, one that can bash/trip, and one that can do 100+hp a round through sanctuary and protection. The hard lag and high cost on turn undead makes it a double edged sword for me though, because if you land that dispel it could be over in the two rounds of channel.
    5. I didn't full dispel you once today. I think I dispelled your sanc like once today(maybe?)...out of about 40+ tries. I also failed about 25 summons, landed one. Also failed every sleep attempt...which was quite a bit.
      If I thought I landed a full dispel, I would have instantly coned.
    [reply to Illyiza]
  2. For general bitching purposes... I failed 9 of my first 11 animate corpse attempts. That was with examination table and max decorate coins. With luck not below fortuitous for any of the attempts.
    I was on the verge of rage deleting at that point lol
    1. Ouch. Yeah I def didn't say necro isn't without it's own frustrations.
    2. Guide to necros goes like:
      1) get frustrated and angry at raising zombies
      2) make others suffer like you have
    3. Bladefury BANNED
      0 , 0 , 0 .
      Yessss Dav yes
    [reply to Illyiza]
  3. You got two good ones in Seringale(just remember checking my luck after as calamitous) and you hit me with a pretty good one when I came after you earlier today in the tower but I wasn't logging there. Think I was able to land about two summons out of thirty or so.
      [reply to Lumubella]
    1. pretty sure Illyiza is using his immo to check which mob vnums have which offensive flags for zombies
      1. maeva, I would crackdown on any OP zombies so its not worth it. Don't you remember what happened to Arboran? The above are just shopkeeper mobs from/near Valour so I really don't care. Its wasting a bunch of time to raise that. Just raise a bunch of fire giant soldiers from Ford, they have great bash and everyone knows this works fine since the first age. You're seeing people raising random shit because they have nothing better to do and fuck it, thats all. If I had all day I would raise winter innkeepers for the divine power attacks. None of this is a big secret
      2. My imm? Ridiculous...
        I'd tell you which ones bash, trip and disarm, but you can figure it out on your own. There's a pattern.
      [reply to maeve]

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