Ye Olde Abandoned Realms Logs

Dumb ways to die #4

posted on 2021-05-01 01:21:52
because total wipeouts are fun!

Players near you in Mansion of the Malevolent:
<PK> Gimbolin Storage Room

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[ Dwarf ] [KNIGHT] Dame Lumubella Stoutheart the Touch of Serendipity, Archon of Valour
[ Duerg ] Kiras the Killer
[ H-Elf ] Rohadin the Paladin Knight
[ Human ] Willet Runion the Duke of Cadavers
[42 Gnome Ill] <PK> Gimbolin the Fallacy of Vision, Patron of the Tavern
Players found: 5
[KEEPER] The Balance prevails within the four kingdoms.
There are 5 characters on; the most on this past month was 18.

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You remove an oversized hat says "Feelin' Salty" from your head. <--- Shoulda kept the hat.
You wear a phoenix-crested steel helm on your head.

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Storage Room
| A bunch of unfinished artwork is strewn about here. Maps that
| were barely begun are cast to the side. There is an overwhelming
| array of pencils, paint brushes and paper in general. Large
| supply crates bursting with useless tat, stacked from floor
*-@ | to ceiling. A large stuffed teddy bear sits against the back
| wall of the room. In the middle of all of it, buried in trash,
| a gleaming Harlequin mask sits grinning upon an unuseable
| desk.
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[Exits: west]
An easel is setup here, holding up a half-finished painting.
(Charmed) An enormous old alsatian is here, peering at you warily.

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Gimbolin's group. Overlord: Igor the Malevolent [ ]
[42 Ill] Gimbolin 98% hp 69% mana 97% mv 4441 tnl Kills: 14
* [42 Mob] Gimbolin 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv
* [42 Mob] Gimbolin 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv
* [30 Pet] Tansy the enormous old alsatian 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv 17725 tnl

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You scan all around.
You scan west.

98%/605 66%/683 97%/406 4441tnl 1621g no opponent no opponent calm> The Attic
| Filled with boxes and old furniture the attic offers little
| to see. The dust in the air is enough to choke you.
|
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@-* |
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[Exits: east (down)]
Tansy the enormous old alsatian walks in.

98%/605 66%/683 97%/405 4441tnl 1621g no opponent no opponent calm> You surround yourself in a protective shield of magic.

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Storage Room
| A bunch of unfinished artwork is strewn about here. Maps that
| were barely begun are cast to the side. There is an overwhelming
| array of pencils, paint brushes and paper in general. Large
| supply crates bursting with useless tat, stacked from floor
*-@ | to ceiling. A large stuffed teddy bear sits against the back
| wall of the room. In the middle of all of it, buried in trash,
| a gleaming Harlequin mask sits grinning upon an unuseable
| desk.
|
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[Exits: west]
An easel is setup here, holding up a half-finished painting.
Tansy the enormous old alsatian walks in.

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An illusion of a vicious warrior appears in a bright flash of light!
An illusion of a vicious warrior looks at you with adoring eyes.
An illusion of a vicious warrior now follows you.

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Gimbolin's group. Overlord: Igor the Malevolent [ ]
[42 Ill] Gimbolin 98% hp 59% mana 97% mv 4441 tnl Kills: 14
* [36 Chm] An illusion of a vicious warrior 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv
* [42 Mob] Gimbolin 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv
* [42 Mob] Gimbolin 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv
* [30 Pet] Tansy the enormous old alsatian 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv 17725 tnl

98%/605 59%/603 97%/404 4441tnl 1621g no opponent no opponent calm> An illusion of a mountain barbarian appears in a hazy smoke!
An illusion of a mountain barbarian looks at you with sad eyes.
An illusion of a mountain barbarian now follows you.

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An illusion of a vicious warrior is moving more quickly.

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An illusion of a mountain barbarian is already moving as fast as it can.

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Tansy the enormous old alsatian is moving more quickly.

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Tansy the enormous old alsatian dwarfs everything around her as she grows.

100%/615 46%/470 100%/416 4441tnl 1621g no opponent no opponent calm> An illusion of a vicious warrior dwarfs everything around him as he grows.

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An easel is setup here, holding up a half-finished painting.
This is a detailed, unnaturally lifelike painting of Vlad the Impaler.
It clearly wasn't ready for public consumption.
Bramstoke yells 'How dare you! Keep your hands off my stuff!'
Bramstoke's flame DISEMBOWELS you!
You deflect Bramstoke's flame aside in an ungraceful parry.
Bramstoke's flame MUTILATES you!
Bramstoke is in excellent condition.

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Bramstoke's flame MUTILATES you!
You parry Bramstoke's flame.
An illusion of a mountain barbarian's punch misses Bramstoke.
An illusion of a vicious warrior's slash devastates Bramstoke!
An illusion of a vicious warrior's slash devastates Bramstoke!
An illusion of a vicious warrior's slash devastates Bramstoke!
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite mauls Bramstoke.
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite decimates Bramstoke!
Your freezing bite hits Bramstoke.
Your freezing bite hits Bramstoke.
Bramstoke has some small wounds and bruises.

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You can cast your haste spell again.
Bramstoke says 'After everything I've done for this mansion! How dare you!'
Bramstoke says 'Its just the same thing, over and over!'
Bramstoke's flaming tirade *** DEMOLISHES *** an illusion of a mountain barbarian!
Bramstoke's flaming tirade MANGLES an illusion of a vicious warrior!
Bramstoke's flaming tirade *** DEMOLISHES *** Tansy the enormous old alsatian!
Bramstoke's flaming tirade DISEMBOWELS you!
An illusion of a vicious warrior blows apart with a pop!
You receive 11 experience points (+3).
An illusion of a vicious warrior's body disintegrates into dust.
An illusion of a mountain barbarian blows apart with a pop!
An illusion of a mountain barbarian's body disintegrates into dust.
An illusion of a vicious warrior stops following you.
An illusion of a mountain barbarian stops following you.
Bramstoke has some small wounds and bruises.

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Tansy the enormous old alsatian cannot see that here.
Ok.
Bramstoke swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
You parry Bramstoke's flame.
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite devastates Bramstoke!
Your freezing bite hits Bramstoke.
Your freezing bite scratches Bramstoke.
Your freezing bite hits Bramstoke.
Your freezing bite scratches Bramstoke.
Bramstoke has some small wounds and bruises.

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Tansy the enormous old alsatian rescues you!
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite mauls Bramstoke.
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite misses Bramstoke.
Ok.
Bramstoke's flame MASSACRES Tansy the enormous old alsatian!
Bramstoke's flame DISMEMBERS Tansy the enormous old alsatian!
Bramstoke's flame DISEMBOWELS you!
Bramstoke's flame DISEMBOWELS you!
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite devastates Bramstoke!
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite decimates Bramstoke!
Bramstoke has some small wounds and bruises.

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Bramstoke's flame MUTILATES you!
Bramstoke's flame DISEMBOWELS you!
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite decimates Bramstoke!
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite decimates Bramstoke!
Your freezing bite hits Bramstoke.
Your freezing bite hits Bramstoke.
Bramstoke has some small wounds and bruises.

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You parry Bramstoke's flame.
You parry Bramstoke's flame with an easy flourish.
Bramstoke swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite mauls Bramstoke.
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's bite mauls Bramstoke.
Your freezing bite hits Bramstoke.
Your freezing bite scratches Bramstoke.
Bramstoke has quite a few wounds.

43%/266 45%/467 100%/416 4430tnl 1621g segment defensive active> You say 'Owwww.'
Bramstoke has quite a few wounds.

43%/266 45%/467 100%/416 4430tnl 1621g segment defensive active> You flee from combat!
The Attic
| Filled with boxes and old furniture the attic offers little
| to see. The dust in the air is enough to choke you.
|
|
@-* |
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[Exits: east (down)]

43%/266 45%/467 99%/415 4430tnl 1621g no opponent no opponent active> You aren't fighting anyone.

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You pitch a small tent.

43%/266 45%/467 99%/415 4430tnl 1621g no opponent no opponent active> You go to sleep in a small tent.

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Gimbolin's group. Overlord: Igor the Malevolent [ ]
[42 Ill] Gimbolin 43% hp 45% mana 99% mv 4430 tnl Kills: 14
* [42 Mob] Gimbolin 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv
* [42 Mob] Gimbolin 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv
* [30 Pet] Tansy the enormous old alsatian 3% hp 100% mana 100% mv 17725 tnl

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You parry Bramstoke's flame.
Bramstoke's flame DISEMBOWELS you!
Bramstoke's flame DISEMBOWELS you!
You parry Bramstoke's flame.
Bramstoke has quite a few wounds.

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Bramstoke says 'Liars! Everybody spreads nothing but lies about me. BURN!'
Bramstoke says 'Its just the same thing, over and over!'
Bramstoke's flaming tirade MASSACRES Tansy the enormous old alsatian!
Bramstoke's flaming tirade DISEMBOWELS you!
Tansy the enormous old alsatian is DEAD!!
Tansy the enormous old alsatian's claws fall to the ground.
Bramstoke has quite a few wounds.

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Bramstoke's flame DISEMBOWELS you!
You parry Bramstoke's flame.
Bramstoke swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
Your freezing bite hits Bramstoke.
Bramstoke has quite a few wounds.

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You are already fighting!
Bramstoke has quite a few wounds.

12%/78 45%/467 99%/415 4430tnl 1621g segment defensive active> You roll up a small tent as you pick it up.
Bramstoke has quite a few wounds.

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You flee from combat!
Storage Room
| A bunch of unfinished artwork is strewn about here. Maps that
| were barely begun are cast to the side. There is an overwhelming
| array of pencils, paint brushes and paper in general. Large
| supply crates bursting with useless tat, stacked from floor
*-@ | to ceiling. A large stuffed teddy bear sits against the back
| wall of the room. In the middle of all of it, buried in trash,
| a gleaming Harlequin mask sits grinning upon an unuseable
| desk.
|
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[Exits: west]
An easel is setup here, holding up a half-finished painting.

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You aren't fighting anyone.

12%/78 45%/467 99%/414 4430tnl 1621g no opponent no opponent active>
Storage Room
| A bunch of unfinished artwork is strewn about here. Maps that
| were barely begun are cast to the side. There is an overwhelming
| array of pencils, paint brushes and paper in general. Large
| supply crates bursting with useless tat, stacked from floor
*-@ | to ceiling. A large stuffed teddy bear sits against the back
| wall of the room. In the middle of all of it, buried in trash,
| a gleaming Harlequin mask sits grinning upon an unuseable
| desk.
|
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[Exits: west]
An easel is setup here, holding up a half-finished painting.

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You blink out of existence and vanish.
The Attic
| Filled with boxes and old furniture the attic offers little
| to see. The dust in the air is enough to choke you.
|
|
@-* |
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[Exits: east (down)]
The corpse of Tansy the enormous old alsatian is lying here.
The dismembered claws of Tansy the enormous old alsatian are lying here.
(White Aura) The gaunt figure of a failed artist lies here.
Bramstoke yells 'Gimbolin! Now you die!'
Bramstoke's flame DISEMBOWELS you!
Bramstoke's flame DISEMBOWELS you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.

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The town clock tolls once as the evening begins.

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You say 'Awww.'

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