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The Wicked Steed of Solmundi

posted on 2021-07-03 06:30:54
Wylsin yells 'I hope your dratted city floods!'

Solmundi yells 'That's rude.'

Wylsin walks in.
A huge, many-coloured dragon flies in.
The Juggernaut says 'Dare you take the challenge?'

Solmundi says 'You don't want to fight me.'

Wylsin utters the words, 'gpuzre'.
Ilromie is surrounded by a force shield.

Ilromie's weapon ward expires.

Wylsin utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'.

Solmundi says 'I found a very powerful artifact.'

Wylsin utters the words, 'oculoinfra waouq'.

Ilromie looks at Solmundi.
Wylsin utters the words, 'abrazak'.

Solmundi says 'Very powerful.'

Ilromie says 'Was it a brain? You ought make use of it.'

The white aura around Kali fades.

Solmundi says 'No.'

Solmundi gets a stave of missiles from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Wylsin laughs loudly at Ilromie's remark.

Solmundi stops using a tantalum shield as a shield.
Solmundi holds a stave of missiles in his hand.

Solmundi says 'This!'

Ilromie raises an eyebrow.

Wylsin utters the words, 'hiqahz abyzqh'.

Kali shrinks in size.
Kali slows down.
Ilromie's protective shield dissipates.
The white aura around Ilromie fades.

Solmundi says 'Very deadly.'

Solmundi stops holding a stave of missiles in his hand.

Kali utters the words, 'paghz'.
Kali is moving more quickly.

Solmundi wields a peacemaker dirk in his off-hand.

Solmundi puts a stave of missiles in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Kali says 'Solmundi I hear you were bested by a gnome.'

Kali says 'Not even a mage, at that.'
The white aura around Solmundi fades.

Kali says 'That must have been embarrassing.'

Ilromie says to Kali 'It sounds embarrassing.'

Wylsin raises an eyebrow.
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has declined Ilromie's challenge.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie has challenged Solmundi to a fight to the stun in the arena.'

Kali says 'Though who could be surprised, with your soft hands.'

Solmundi says 'No. Embarrassing is talking to a woman who thinks I fathered her child.'

Wylsin raises an eyebrow.

Solmundi says 'Two citizens think that way.'

Wylsin says 'Now why would that be so embarassing?'

Solmundi's hunger decimates him!
The white aura around Wylsin fades.

Wylsin utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Wylsin is surrounded by a white aura.

Ilromie gets a raspberry flan.

Ilromie eats a raspberry flan.

Solmundi says 'Well it's embarrassing for them.'

Solmundi gets a water cube from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has accepted Ilromie's challenge.'

Ilromie opens the door below you.

Kali's protective shield dissipates.
Solmundi's hunger grazes him.
Wylsin's protective shield dissipates.

Wylsin utters the words, 'sfainfrauzz gpuzre'.
Wylsin is surrounded by a protective shell of magic.

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.
Solmundi is surrounded by a white aura.

Wylsin utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Ilromie is surrounded by a white aura.

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.
Solmundi bows his head and is filled with a virtuous light.

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.

Llywehh the snarling doberman walks down.

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'weapon ward'.'

The Juggernaut says 'Kali has bet 20000 gold coins on Ilromie.'
The Juggernaut says 'There are now 20000 gold coins on Ilromie, and 0 on Solmundi.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'lightning shield'.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is surrounded by a field of lightning.'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has bet 1000 gold coins on Solmundi.'
The Juggernaut says 'There are now 20000 gold coins on Ilromie, and 1000 on Solmundi.'

Solmundi's hunger scratches him.

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'shield'.'

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.
A magic mushroom suddenly appears.

Solmundi gets a magic mushroom.

Solmundi eats a magic mushroom.

The Juggernaut says 'Wylsin has bet 100000 gold coins on Ilromie.'
The Juggernaut says 'There are now 120000 gold coins on Ilromie, and 1000 on Solmundi.'

Solmundi looks in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Solmundi gets a deflective mithril-white claddagh of turning from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.

Wylsin phases back into existence.
A huge, many-coloured dragon phases back into existence.

Wylsin utters the words, 'sagg eaaf'.
Wylsin phases out of existence.
A huge, many-coloured dragon phases out of existence.

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.

Solmundi chortles mischieviously.

Solmundi removes a dragonblood signet ring of evisceration from his finger.
Solmundi wears a deflective mithril-white claddagh of turning on his left finger.

Solmundi puts an enriched gyvel potion in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Solmundi puts an enriched gyvel potion in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Solmundi puts an enriched gyvel potion in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Solmundi gets a deflective mithril-white claddagh of shielding from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.

Solmundi removes a dragonblood mithril-white claddagh of evisceration from his finger.

Solmundi wears a deflective mithril-white claddagh of shielding on his right finger.

Solmundi chuckles politely.

Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's force shield shimmers, then fades away.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'shield'.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is surrounded by a force shield.'

Solmundi rides down on a mustang.

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi closes the door above you.'
The door below you closes.

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'lightning bolt'.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's lightning bolt mauls Solmundi.'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's slash MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi loses his balance and tumbles off of his mount!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's stab MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has a few scratches and Ilromie is in excellent condition.'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'No interfering with the door while a duel is in progress.'
The Juggernaut blocks the door.

The Juggernaut says 'Look out, there's a wild one on the loose! Stay out, a marionette!'
The Juggernaut blocks a marionette from entering the arena.

The Juggernaut says 'Look out, there's a wild one on the loose! Stay out, a marionette!'
The Juggernaut blocks a marionette from entering the arena.

The Juggernaut says 'Look out, there's a wild one on the loose! Stay out, a marionette!'
The Juggernaut blocks a marionette from entering the arena.

The Juggernaut says 'Look out, there's a wild one on the loose! Stay out, a marionette!'
The Juggernaut blocks a marionette from entering the arena.
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'lightning bolt'.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's lightning bolt DISEMBOWELS Solmundi!'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's force shield shatters!.'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's slash MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's lightning shield hits Solmundi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has a few scratches and Ilromie has a few scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's reckoning misses Ilromie.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Look out, there's a wild one on the loose! Stay out, a marionette!'
The Juggernaut blocks a marionette from entering the arena.

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi scans all around.'

Ilromie yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's lightning shield injures Solmundi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's slash DISEMBOWELS Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's slash maims Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's lightning shield hits Solmundi.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'lightning bolt'.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's lightning bolt devastates Solmundi!'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's slash MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's stab devastates Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's slash MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's lightning shield MUTILATES Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has some small wounds and bruises and Ilromie has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's arcane ward flares brightly with power.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's arcane ward mauls Solmundi.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'ice shield'.'
The Juggernaut says 'The lightning surrounding Ilromie fizzles out.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is surrounded by an icy blue shell.'

Ilromie yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's ice shield mauls Solmundi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's slash DISEMBOWELS Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's stab maims Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's ice shield hits Solmundi.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'icicle'.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie conjures a magical bolt of ice.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's icicle DISEMBOWELS Solmundi!'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has quite a few wounds and Ilromie has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has fled!'

Ilromie yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's ice shield injures Solmundi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'icicle'.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie conjures a magical bolt of ice.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's icicle decimates Solmundi!'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's weapon ward expires.'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's slash MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's stab maims Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's slash MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's ice shield grazes Solmundi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has quite a few wounds and Ilromie has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'barrier'.'
The Juggernaut says 'The ice around Ilromie melts and becomes liquid.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is encased by a transparent sphere.'

Ilromie yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by Solmundi's slash!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by Solmundi's slash!'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by Solmundi's slash!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by Solmundi's stab!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by Solmundi's slash!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by Solmundi's slash!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's pierce maims Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has quite a few wounds and Ilromie has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi stops wielding a peacemaker greatsword.'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi wields a water cube.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie utters the words, 'meteor swarm'.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie summons forth a meteor swarm.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's meteor swarm MASSACRES a mustang!'

Ilromie yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's drowning MUTILATES Ilromie!'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by a mustang's pound!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's drowning devastates Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's drowning MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's pierce maims a mustang!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has quite a few wounds and Ilromie looks pretty hurt.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's meteor swarm DISMEMBERS Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's meteor swarm *** DEMOLISHES *** a mustang!'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's drowning MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's drowning MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's drowning MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's pierce maims a mustang!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's pierce maims a mustang!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has quite a few wounds and Ilromie is in awful condition.'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's meteor swarm MASSACRES Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's meteor swarm *** DEVASTATES *** a mustang!'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by a mustang's pound!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's drowning maims Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by Solmundi's stab!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is unaffected by Solmundi's stab!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's pierce misses a mustang.'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has quite a few wounds and Ilromie is in awful condition.'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi closes his eyes momentarily.'

The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's meteor swarm *** DEVASTATES *** Solmundi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's meteor swarm >>> ANNIHILATES <<< a mustang!'

The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi's drowning MUTILATES Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi has some big nasty wounds and scratches and Ilromie is bleeding to death.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie has been defeated by Solmundi.'
The Juggernaut says 'The duel lasted 3 minutes and 38 seconds.'
The Juggernaut says 'Solmundi stops short of a killing blow.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is mortally wounded!!'

The Juggernaut says 'A mustang screams and attacks Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie's physical barrier flares brightly then dissipates.'
The Juggernaut says 'A mustang's pound grazes Ilromie.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.'

The Juggernaut says 'A mustang screams and attacks Ilromie!'
The Juggernaut says 'A mustang's pound hits Ilromie.'
The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie is DEAD!!'
The Juggernaut says 'Llywehh the snarling doberman fades away with a sad face.'

Comments

  1. If I was a horse and you hit me with several meteors I wouldn't put up with your shit either. The mustang is innocent and was just standing its ground.
      [reply to Ashlyn]
    1. OMFG ty so much Ashlyn, that made me LOL. I also happen to agree with your standpoint, but damn, that thing did not have mercy!
        [reply to Kornhole]
      1. Best part is that Solmundi could have healed Ilromie but didn’t LOL. What a great log
        1. Rubbing the salt in
        [reply to Thorgoth]

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