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Gnarble vs Szrevan - Stream creamed

posted on 2021-08-18 03:44:33
OMG (oh my gnome) that hurt.





Gnarble says 'Wish me luck...'

Gnarble walks down.

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan closes the door above you.'
The door below you closes.

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble drinks water from a barrel.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan nods.'

The Juggernaut says 'Tearea has bet 1000 gold coins on Szrevan.'
The Juggernaut says 'There are now 1000 gold coins on Szrevan, and 0 on Gnarble.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble gets a specialty muffin from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble agrees absolutely.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble eats a specialty muffin.'

Tearea says 'Care to bet against me?'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan smirks.'

Dogran will be right back!

Dogran walks south.

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble starts trailing a discreet wire across the ground.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan stops wielding the blade of madness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan wields a whipping tail of a manticore.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble finishes setting up their trap.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble starts trailing a discreet wire across the ground.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan gets a flail of purification from a garb of an assassin.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble finishes setting up their trap.'

Dogran walks in.

The Juggernaut says 'Dogran has bet 1000 gold coins on Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'There are now 1000 gold coins on Szrevan, and 1000 on Gnarble.'

Dogran grins evilly.

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan stops wielding a whipping tail of a manticore.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan wields a flail of purification.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan stops wielding a Dagger of Chaos.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan wields a whipping tail of a manticore in his off-hand.'

Gnarble yells 'Alright the traps are ready!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan becomes poised and ready for battle.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble scans all around.'

Szrevan yells 'Time for Weh!'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble quaffs a purple potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble hits Szrevan on the back of the head with a lead filled sack.'
Szrevan yells 'Help! Gnarble just tried to blackjack me!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble's blackjack grazes Szrevan.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan surges with power.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan traps Gnarble between his weapons and attempts to hobble him.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's hobble injures Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble clutches his leg painfully as he begins to hobble.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan concentrates on his combat style to inflict more damage.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan executes the form, thrashing serpent!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil misses Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil MUTILATES Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has a few scratches and Gnarble has a few scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble's pierce MUTILATES Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil MUTILATES Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's sting MUTILATES Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has a few scratches and Gnarble has some small wounds and bruises.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble has fled!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble collapses to the ground.'

Gnarble yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's sting MUTILATES Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan concentrates on his combat style to inflict more damage.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil misses Gnarble.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's wild turmoil wounds Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's sting MUTILATES Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has a few scratches and Gnarble has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble has fled!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble collapses to the ground.'

Gnarble yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's sting MUTILATES Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble stops hobbling around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil MUTILATES Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan executes the form, thrashing serpent!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's lash misses Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's sting maims Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's tail mauls Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has a few scratches and Gnarble has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble stops holding the manual of Nag'Yrn in his hand.'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble wields a sapphire encrusted dagger in his off-hand.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil misses Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has a few scratches and Gnarble has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan surges with power.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan sends Gnarble sprawling with a powerful bash.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's bash maims Gnarble!'

Tearea says 'The pain.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble's pierce MUTILATES Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble's pierce devastates Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble's pierce devastates Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil misses Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has some small wounds and bruises and Gnarble looks pretty hurt.'

Tearea winces in agony.

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's riposte devastates Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil MUTILATES Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's sting MUTILATES Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has some small wounds and bruises and Gnarble is in awful condition.'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble looks less wobbly on his feet.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble stops wielding a heavy dual-headed cosh.'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble wields a spiked mithril trident.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble stops wielding a sapphire encrusted dagger.'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble stops wielding a sapphire encrusted dagger.'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble wields a heavy dual-headed cosh.'

The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble slips in close and clobbers Szrevan with a spiked mithril trident, sending him flying!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble's clobber devastates Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'A spiked mithril trident dislodges Szrevan's weapon!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble rakes Szrevan's weapon aside!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble kicks dirt at Szrevan while he is sprawled.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble's kicked dirt grazes Szrevan.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's wild sting injures Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's tail mauls Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has some small wounds and bruises and Gnarble is in awful condition.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan looks less wobbly on his feet.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan surges with power.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan sends Gnarble sprawling with a powerful bash.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's bash DISEMBOWELS Gnarble!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has claimed victory over Gnarble.'
The Juggernaut says 'The duel lasted 1 minute and 58 seconds.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan stops short of a killing blow.'
The Juggernaut says 'Gnarble is mortally wounded!!'

Comments

  1. That speedbump you just hit was a gnome. #savethegnomes
      [reply to Ashlyn]

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