Ye Olde Abandoned Realms Logs

Szrevan vs Skeggi

posted on 2022-02-24 04:43:06
Skeggi says 'Little on?'

Skeggi says 'Skeggi like little.'

Szrevan peers around himself intently.

Szrevan bellows as his voice thunders 'Compromise.'

Szrevan buys a battle in the Gnome Village.
The Juggernaut yells 'Bash them dead, just like gnomes.'
The Juggernaut says 'Bash them dead, just like gnomes.'

Skeggi says 'Huh?'

The Juggernaut yells 'Skeggi has accepted Szrevan's challenge.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi has accepted Szrevan's challenge.'

Skeggi shrugs helplessly.

Szrevan opens the door below you.

Szrevan roars 'This not little enough?'

Szrevan peers around himself intently.

Skeggi says 'Lot small good.'

Szrevan clanks down.

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan buys a strip of squirrel meat.'
Skeggi walks down.

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan puts a strip of squirrel meat in a garb of an assassin.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan buys a strip of squirrel meat.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan puts a strip of squirrel meat in a garb of an assassin.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan closes the door above you.'
The door below you closes.

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan gets an icicle from a garb of an assassin.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan gets an icicle from a garb of an assassin.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan stops wielding a polearm of victory.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan wields an icicle.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan wields an icicle in his off-hand.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi stops wielding a splintered dragonclaw ranseur.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi wields a spiked mithril trident.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi wields a chomp-in-a-box in his off-hand.'

The Juggernaut says 'Dare you take the challenge?'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan dives onto the ground.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan stands up.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi works himself into a maniacal frenzy!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan takes out a coarse whetting stone from his bag and starts to sharpen the edge of his weapon.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan becomes poised and ready for battle.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's scales on his back and tail slowly raise with tension.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi quaffs a purple potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's freezing bite DISMEMBERS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's chill DISMEMBERS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's freezing bite DISEMBOWELS Skeggi!'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's eyes suddenly burn like hot coals as he is gripped by insanity!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan can't dodge away from the reach of Skeggi's spear fast enough.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury maims Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's freezing bite DISMEMBERS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's flames decimate Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's chill DISEMBOWELS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's flames hit Szrevan.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has a few scratches and Skeggi has some small wounds and bruises.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi yells out his warcry.'
Skeggi yells 'Resatimm want Skeggi smash!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan stops wielding an icicle.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan wields a polearm of victory.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan tightens his grip around a polearm of victory.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan sits down and rests.'

The Juggernaut says 'The white aura around Skeggi fades.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi quaffs a purple potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury MASSACRES Szrevan!'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi froths at the mouth.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil MUTILATES Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's tail grazes Skeggi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has some small wounds and bruises and Skeggi has some small wounds and bruises.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan executes the form, strike of the cobra!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's wild turmoil MASSACRES Skeggi!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil maims Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's wild turmoil decimates Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi delivers a devastating blow!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury DISMEMBERS Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has some small wounds and bruises and Skeggi has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi gets a wild look in his eyes.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's blazing ember hits Szrevan.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury MUTILATES Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan executes the form, strike of the cobra!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil *** DEVASTATES *** Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's tail wounds Skeggi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has quite a few wounds and Skeggi has quite a few wounds.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISMEMBERS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's wild turmoil MANGLES Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's tail injures Skeggi.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi knocks Szrevan senseless with a full on bodyslam.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's bodyslam devastates Szrevan!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISMEMBERS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's tail wounds Skeggi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury DISEMBOWELS Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has quite a few wounds and Skeggi has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan can't dodge away from the reach of Skeggi's spear fast enough.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury *** DEVASTATES *** Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISEMBOWELS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has some big nasty wounds and scratches and Skeggi has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan looks less wobbly on his feet.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury *** DEMOLISHES *** Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan can't dodge away from the reach of Skeggi's spear fast enough.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury MANGLES Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan looks pretty hurt and Skeggi has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi knocks Szrevan senseless with a full on bodyslam.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's bodyslam DISEMBOWELS Szrevan!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil misses Skeggi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's tail mauls Skeggi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury MANGLES Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan is in awful condition and Skeggi has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan executes the form, swirling sandstorm!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's kicked dirt misses Skeggi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil maims Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil MUTILATES Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi froths at the mouth.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan is in awful condition and Skeggi has some big nasty wounds and scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's bodyslam misses Szrevan.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi falls flat on his face.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan looks less wobbly on his feet.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury scratches Szrevan.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan gets a wild look in his eyes.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'The white aura around Skeggi fades.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi gasps for air as his insanity ends.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi quaffs a purple potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan relaxes his posture.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan becomes poised and ready for battle.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's eyes suddenly burn like hot coals as he is gripped by insanity!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi delivers a devastating blow!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi tries to rake Szrevan, but fails.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury MASSACRES Szrevan!'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil DISMEMBERS Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan executes the form, strike of the cobra!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan's turmoil *** DEVASTATES *** Skeggi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury MANGLES Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan is in awful condition and Skeggi looks pretty hurt.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan sighs.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'The white aura around Skeggi fades.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi quaffs a purple potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury DISEMBOWELS Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury MANGLES Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan is in awful condition and Skeggi looks pretty hurt.'

The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi's fury DISEMBOWELS Szrevan!'
The Juggernaut yells 'Szrevan has been defeated by Skeggi.'


The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan has been defeated by Skeggi.'
The Juggernaut yells 'The duel lasted 3 minutes and 7 seconds.'
The Juggernaut says 'The duel lasted 3 minutes and 7 seconds.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi stops short of a killing blow.'
The Juggernaut says 'Szrevan is mortally wounded!!'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi gasps for air as he snaps out of his insanity.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi suddenly clutches his wounds and slumps to the ground, unconscious.'
The Juggernaut says 'Skeggi is stunned, but will probably recover.'


I have to say I LOVE how people just blatantly quit out as soon as its convenient. I was going to fuck him up in guild-issue but no, better quit out to save the precious loot! RP my ass.

PS! Living proof that you need fuck all to beat a Warlord besides 2 buttons; rage and bodyslam
Tags: #warlord

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