Dwiggans looks in a handy haversack.
Zesh enters the room.
Dwiggans gets a regal coat befitting a sausage king from a handy haversack.
Dwiggans gets a formal dress shirt with several buttons missing, bursting at the seams from a handy haversack.
Dwiggans removes a reinforced golden breastplate of perfection from his torso.
Dwiggans wears a formal dress shirt with several buttons missing, bursting at the seams over his torso.
Dwiggans unwraps a major globe of invulnerability from around his body.
Dwiggans wraps a regal coat befitting a sausage king about his body.
Dwiggans peers intently at Zesh.
Zesh curls back his lips in a sneer.
Dwiggans says 'No funny business, dark-elf.'
Zesh spits in utter disgust!
Wylsin looks at Zesh.
Zesh says 'I don't answer to you do gooder.'
Dwiggans says 'Yer welcome to attend though.'
Zesh says 'We'll see if this event entertains.'
Trillian walks in.
Trillian waves happily.
Trillian hums merrily.
Dwiggans chuckles politely.
Wylsin gallantly tips his hat to Trillian.
Wylsin will be right back!
Clemenzo buys a dark bottle of beer.
Wylsin walks south.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a dark bottle of beer.
Trillian walks west.
Clemenzo says 'Are we all to gather here?'
Dwiggans nods at Clemenzo.
Dwiggans says 'Me thinks so.'
Clemenzo says 'No seats?'
Dwiggans says 'Avenar be runnin' the show.'
Clemenzo sits down on the ground.
Clemenzo stands up.
The holy grove
You are standing amidst the ancient oaks and poplars in the holy grove.
You can feel a strange sensation of contentedness and relief seeping
through you, as if great burdens have been lifted from your shoulders.
From here, friendly-looking paths lead north, south and east.
[Exits: east south west]
A small, cultivated vegetable garden has been tended here with much care.
Some grayish herbs are scattered here.
(Invis) Zesh the Shadow Master of the Evermore Poo is here.
Bonfo the Master of Moustache is here.
Clemenzo the Grand Master of Larceny is here.
Dwiggans is here, breathing heavily with a gleam of sweat on his brow.
A minstrel has taken up shop amongst the cabbages.
Clemenzo brushes dirt off.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Bonfo looks at Dwiggans.
Clemenzo looks at Dwiggans.
Bonfo says 'Nice facial hair Dwiggans.'
Dwiggans says 'Likewise, Bonfo the Brazen.'
Dwiggans looks at Bonfo.
Trillian walks in.
A nearby citizen screams as it morphs painfully into Davairus.
Wylsin walks in.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a dark bottle of beer.
Zesh says 'His beard has sausage grease in it...'
Zesh sharpens a handful of shurikens.
A dead citizen is left behind as Davairus disappears suddenly.
Zesh holds shurikens in his hand.
Varliv rides in on a fat little donkey.
Dwiggans is sweating a little more than normal.
Varliv gallantly tips his hat.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a dark bottle of beer.
Clemenzo bows deeply.
Bonfo buys a bottle of champagne.
Bonfo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Varliv speaks between coughs 'Non dat.'
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Wedding time.'
Varliv rubs his hands together in greedy anticipation.
Dwiggans puffs his chest out slightly.
*Yay!* Go Dwiggans!!! Varliv cheers him on.
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Yus gunna ned it.'
Varliv snickers softly.
Clemenzo chuckles politely.
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Afore dem girls et here.'
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Congrats.'
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'God day.'
Clemenzo nods.
Solmundi walks in.
Solmundi jingles merrily.
Trillian giggles.
Clemenzo says 'Congrats, sausage knight.'
Trillian hums merrily.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a dark bottle of beer.
Dwiggans thanks Clemenzo heartily.
Bonfo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Itn good.'
You say 'Everyone please stand for the bride!'
Dwiggans bows before Varliv.
The holy grove
You are standing amidst the ancient oaks and poplars in the holy grove.
You can feel a strange sensation of contentedness and relief seeping
through you, as if great burdens have been lifted from your shoulders.
You smile as you see the moon shining brightly up above. From here,
friendly-looking paths lead north, south and east.
[Exits: east south west]
A small, cultivated vegetable garden has been tended here with much care.
Some grayish herbs are scattered here.
Solmundi the Vanguard of the Covenant is here.
Varliv, Supreme Magistrate of Serin is riding on the back of a fat little donkey.
(Translucent) (White Aura) Wylsin the One-Eyed Wizard is here.
(Translucent) Trillian the Grand Spectre of Beguilement, Master Scribe of Myth is here.
(Invis) Zesh the Shadow Master of the Evermore Poo is here.
Bonfo the Master of Moustache is here.
Clemenzo the Grand Master of Larceny is here.
Dwiggans is here, breathing heavily with a gleam of sweat on his brow.
A minstrel has taken up shop amongst the cabbages.
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Nun dat it day ta be proud.'
Solmundi stands up.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Varliv stiffens up a bit.
Dwiggans stands up straight.
Clemenzo stands up.
Wylsin stands a little taller.
Trillian stands proficiently.
Varliv brushes the dirt off his coat.
Clemenzo looks at Zesh.
Varliv nods.
Varliv dismounts from a fat little donkey.
Militha rides in on a nightmare.
A drow assassin enters the room.
A stalking, black panther enters the room.
Varliv gets a distracted stare on his face.
Ilromie enters the room.
Ilromie walks down the aisle, radiant in her teal gown, then takes her place near the front.
Davairus walks in.
Valindra walks in.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flies in.
Trillian must like Valindra a great deal to beam at her so broadly!
Bonfo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Ilromie smiles at Valindra.
The holy grove
You are standing amidst the ancient oaks and poplars in the holy grove.
You can feel a strange sensation of contentedness and relief seeping
through you, as if great burdens have been lifted from your shoulders.
You smile as you see the moon shining brightly up above. From here,
friendly-looking paths lead north, south and east.
[Exits: east south west]
A small, cultivated vegetable garden has been tended here with much care.
Some grayish herbs are scattered here.
(Charmed) A tiny wisp hovers here, shedding its essence as it bobs in the air.
Valindra the Poetic Prognosticator, High Herald of Myth is here.
(Davairus) A majestic creature with black iron scales, wings folded behind it, dragging a large barbed tail, and eyes red as fire.
Ilromie the Arcane Archivist, Polymath of History is here.
(Invis) (Charmed) A stalking, black panther is here, quietly serving its master.
(Invis) (Charmed) A hooded drow is here, looking for her next target.
(Invis) Militha the Unholy Lady is riding on the back of a nightmare.
Solmundi the Vanguard of the Covenant is here.
A fat little donkey browses for edibles here.
Varliv is here in body, but his absent gaze is clearly miles away.
(Translucent) Wylsin the One-Eyed Wizard is here.
Trillian the Grand Spectre of Beguilement, Master Scribe of Myth is here.
(Invis) Zesh the Shadow Master of the Evermore Poo is here.
Bonfo the Master of Moustache is here.
Clemenzo the Grand Master of Larceny is here.
Dwiggans is here, breathing heavily with a gleam of sweat on his brow.
Valindra walks in behind the God of Blood. She has never looked more beautiful than in this low-cut emerald wedding dress.
Dwiggans looks at Valindra.
Clemenzo smiles happily.
Bonfo looks at Valindra.
Trillian whistles appreciatively.
Zesh fades into existence.
Zesh's hunger mauls him.
Ascribing an age to this little goblin witch might prove difficult:
though her eyes appear milky, the rest of her features dissolve into folds
of flesh indistinguishable from each other as wrinkles or fat creases. Her
hair, the whitish yellow of pus pushing against the skin, flickers around
her small if bulbous frame, animated by a fool's wind or some other lesser
cantrip. She herself could be cast from an emerald were her complexion
brighter: not the green of living things, but the green of living things
unaccustomed to catching and reflecting light. A variety of worn pouches
dangles from her waist, bone protuberances peeking from some, others whose
contents remain a mystery.
She has unlocked many secrets of the world.
Valindra is in excellent condition.
Valindra is using:
<used as light> (Unidentified) (Glowing) the Colourful Pennant of Scholar
<worn on finger> (Humming) a beautiful black obsidian ring
<worn on torso> a low-cut emerald wedding dress made of spidersilk
<worn about body> (Glowing) (Humming) a chic corderoy cape (open)
<held> (Humming) a silver chalice ornamented with pearls
This is the hairiest dwarf you have ever laid eyes on. You notice tufts
of body hair protruding out from underneath his garb in several places. His
nose and cheeks appear red and swollen with a rough complexion and azure
eyes are accentuated by bushy, wiry brows. His reddish-brown hair is
cinched into a top knot and his burly, well-manicured beard spills out over
his barrel chest and down a rotund belly. The fragrance of sausage emanates
from his pores and his skin has a slight gleam to it that could be only one
thing...the meat sweats.
He is a master explorer.
Dwiggans is in excellent condition.
Dwiggans is using:
<worn on finger> (Humming) a beautiful dwarven steel ring
<worn on ear> a rough-cut earring in the shape of a sausage
<worn on torso> a formal dress shirt with several buttons missing, bursting at the seams
<worn about body> a regal coat befitting a sausage king
<tattooed> a column of light forming the Legendary "Shadowbane"
Varliv smiles happily.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity looks at Valindra.
Wisp's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Zesh's hunger grazes him.
Valindra continues down the processional with an assured step. That little wisp natters all around her.
Zesh leaves south.
Clemenzo leaves east.
Bonfo walks east.
Militha scans all around.
Clemenzo enters the room.
Bonfo walks in.
Clemenzo leaves west.
Bonfo walks west.
Clemenzo enters the room.
Bonfo walks in.
Trillian wipes at his eyes as he assumes is quite proper.
Everyone who Valindra has ever kissed now has the smoking imprint of her lips activated. The smoke is almost overwhelming.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity sneezes delicately.
Ilromie blinks as the smoke stings her eye.
Varliv rubs his eyes.
Solmundi whispers 'Where is this sausage maker...'
Valindra looks at Dwiggans.
Valindra's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Zesh enters the room.
Wylsin narrows his eye through the smoke.
Trillian points excitedly at Dwiggans!
Solmundi eyes the crowd.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Clemenzo looks at Solmundi.
Clemenzo's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Trillian hums merrily.
Dwiggans walks up and greets Valindra at the altar.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity lands on Dwiggans's head with a quiet but discernible plop.
Valindra arrives at the end of the aisle. She turns to Dwiggans and extends her hands.
Zesh's hunger scratches him.
Dwiggans's hunger grazes him.
Dwiggans wipes a load of sweat off his brow.
Dwiggans closes his eyes momentarily.
A string of sausages suddenly appears.
Valindra smiles at Dwiggans as a girl might.
Zesh gets a string of sausages.
Dwiggans growls at Zesh. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.
Zesh shrugs helplessly.
Dwiggans closes his eyes momentarily.
A string of sausages suddenly appears.
Dwiggans gets a string of sausages.
Zesh says 'I've had better.'
Valindra says to you 'You're up, Oracle.'
You say 'Friends, one and all, welcome!'
Zesh leaves east.
Zesh enters the room.
Zesh leaves east.
Zesh enters the room.
Valindra looks at Dwiggans for a long time.
Dwiggans stands up straight as can be.
You say 'For the duration of this ceremony most precious, please try and be respectful and quiet if you can. I know excitement is in the very air.'
Ilromie glances at Solmundi.
Dwiggans loses himself in Valindra's eyes.
Varliv started to raise his hand then stops.
Avenar smiles upon both the bride and groom and begins.
You say 'Blessed guests...and cursed ones...welcome to a celebration worthy of our eternal remembrance.'
Valindra squeezes Dwiggans' hands harder than is strictly necessary.
You say 'It is with great honor that I preside today over the joining of two wondrous souls, Valindra and Dwiggans.'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity sits up straight on Dwiggans's head and watches Avenar intently.
Zesh utters the words, 'uizuguburuhl'.
Zesh fades out of existence.
Varliv cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!
You say 'One is the High Herald of Myth, an incomparable wielder of words whose very mind has faced fracture only to be made whole again for this very day.'
Dwiggans returns Valindra's hand squeeze.
You say 'And one really likes sausage.'
Ilromie giggles.
Varliv chuckles politely.
Wylsin smirks.
You say 'I had the pleasure of traveling with them both in my adventures as a mortal. With Dwiggans, I stood against vampiric lords, scaled the cursed peaks of Winter, and slayed the great Zaikkra.'
Dwiggans nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.
Dwiggans puffs his chest out slightly.
You say 'And Valindra and I gathered in many a tavern, sharing our thoughts on life, the legacy of the Heralds, and the precise steps needed for her coterie to subdue and dominate all of Serin...an ambition I assume she still holds.'
Valindra smiles, even if she is crying. Her tears smoke.
Wylsin raises an eyebrow at you.
You say 'But through this celebration filled with words of wit and delectable delicacies, I encourage you all to remember one thing. Life is so very unpredictable.'
You say 'The circumstances that have brought us together this day are both improbable and amazing.'
Solmundi rolls his eyes and mutters.
You say 'Embrace it. Relish it. To live and to love, as these two shall now do henceforth, is the pinnacle not of chaos, but of possibility. And here we are, to celebrate what is possible.'
You say 'Dwiggans, I believe you have prepared a brief poem for your bride.'
Valindra smiles at you.
Dwiggans says 'Aye.'
Dwiggans says 'I have indeed.'
Dwiggans pulls out a crumpled up piece of paper from inside his coat.
Valindra seems unsure of what to do with her hands even though they are holding Dwiggans'.
Dwiggans says 'From sausage haiku to sayin', "I do"'
Dwiggans says 'I raise me ale to what shall ensue.'
Dwiggans says 'Many have questioned me makin' ye mine.'
Pauwyr arrives from a puff of smoke.
Pauwyr gallantly tips his hat.
Dwiggans says 'To them I say, "bugger off!", let our hearts entwine.'
Dwiggans says 'With ye I take comfort, as a feline purrs.'
Dwiggans says 'Know here today, me heart be yers.'
Dwiggans says 'As I look in yer eyes, I be adrift at sea.'
Ilromie smiles happily.
Trillian disappears into the void.
Solmundi mutters something quietly to himself.
Dwiggans says 'Me fondness has grown into a love for ye.'
Trillian has returned from the void.
Trillian sits down on the ground.
Trillian stands up.
Dwiggans squeezes Valindra's hand tightly.
Valindra seems more earnest than a little goblin has a right to be as she returns Dwiggans' stare.
Dwiggans nods.
You smile happily.
Clemenzo gives a round of applause.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity snores slightly.
Clemenzo cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!
You say 'As an eternal symbol of your love, I have two rings.'
You say 'I shall give these rings to each of you and you may give them to each other.'
Zesh yawns.
Solmundi says 'Wait.'
Dwiggans peers intently at Solmundi.
Trillian looks at Solmundi.
Trillian's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Solmundi says 'Anyone here object?'
Militha shakes her head.
Varliv raises his hand and smacks his face.
Varliv shakes his head.
Dwiggans looks around the room.
Solmundi raises his hand.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity wakes from a drowsy state with a start.
Trillian bounces up and down with excitement.
Solmundi says 'Oh. I do.'
Pauwyr says 'In what context?'
Wylsin rolls his eyes in disgust at Solmundi.
Ilromie groans loudly.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
You say 'You have something of importance to say then...'
Valindra turns toward the crowd with considerable effort.
Solmundi says 'SHE IS THE DARKSWORN'S CONCUBINE.'
Pauwyr says 'Unions in general, or specifically?'
Pauwyr peers intently at Solmundi.
Valindra whispers something to Dwiggans.
Varliv gasps in astonishment.
Wylsin gasps in astonishment.
Pauwyr gasps in astonishment.
Trillian nods.
Ilromie gasps in astonishment.
Trillian nods.
Dwiggans whispers something to Valindra.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flutters off of Dwiggans's head uncertainly.
Solmundi says 'Look it up in the mystique. she even wrote a poem about it.'
Trillian says 'I mean, he's not wrong...'
Valindra says to Solmundi 'You forfeited any claim to me a long time ago, dear.'
Trillian says 'But I don't see how it is relevant.'
Valindra says to Solmundi 'But I know how you love a crowd.'
Solmundi says 'I do.'
Trillian raises an eyebrow at Solmundi's weird actions.
Solmundi says 'Fine, take her. enjoy her wobbling chins.'
Solmundi scoffs at the idea being presented.
Valindra nods, her chins wobbling.
A harmless snake enters the room.
Varliv mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity floats down and lands on Valindra's shoulder.
Valindra has never looked more beautiful, cinched as she is in the emerald spidersilk gown. A certain foul compulsion fairly roils off her.
Trillian looks a little disappointed. Just a smidge.
You say 'Now...if we could proceed.'
Dwiggans says to Solmundi 'I will be enjoyin' each and every chin.'
A fat little donkey gallops east.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity pats Valindra's ear, all she can reach.
A harmless snake slithers around on the ground.
Valindra says 'Love, if it is love, never goes away.'
Clemenzo looks at a harmless snake.
Clemenzo's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Pauwyr looks at a harmless snake.
Pauwyr's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Valindra says 'It is embedded in us,'
You say 'I have these rings, which I shall give to each of you. Then you may give them to each other.'
Valindra says 'Like seams of gold in the Earth,'
Valindra says 'Waiting for light,'
A harmless snake flicks its tongue at someone.
Hardulf arrives from a puff of smoke.
Hardulf leaves east.
Valindra says 'Waiting to be struck.'
Hardulf enters the room.
Valindra grasps Dwiggans' hands once more. Her eyes are little and wet.
A harmless snake slithers around on the ground.
Pauwyr utters the words, 'pzrrghcandusaw'.
The ground erupts as a harmless snake is caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Pauwyr's hellstream *** DEVASTATES *** a harmless snake!
A harmless snake is hurled upwards and then slams into the ground.
A harmless snake is DEAD!!
You hear a harmless snake's death cry.
Pauwyr sacrifices the corpse of a harmless snake to Vhrael.
Wylsin nicely asks Pauwyr to be more quiet.
Militha smirks.
You give a beautiful dwarven steel ring to Valindra.
Pauwyr coughs loudly.
You give a beautiful black obsidian ring to Dwiggans.
Varliv chuckles at Pauwyr's joke.
A bolt from the heavens smites Pauwyr!
Pauwyr yells 'AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!'
*Yay!* Go Valindra!!! A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity cheers her on.
*Yay!* Go Dwiggans!!! A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity cheers him on.
Wylsin nicely asks Pauwyr to be more quiet.
Dwiggans smiles happily.
Valindra says to Dwiggans 'Will you be true? I will, and say I do.'
Dwiggans nods at Valindra.
Zesh closes his eyes for a moment and regulates his breathing.
Dwiggans says to Valindra 'I will be true, ye have me word and me word is me bond.'
Valindra slides the ring onto Dwiggans' sausage finger. She struggles for a good, long moment before settling it into place. Then it begins to smoke.
Varliv mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.
Valindra looks at Dwiggans.
Valindra's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Dwiggans eats a string of sausages.
Valindra gives a beautiful dwarven steel ring to Dwiggans.
Varliv yells 'WAIT!!!'
Dwiggans drops a Four-Leaf Clover.
Militha smirks.
Ilromie peers intently at Varliv.
Valindra says to Varliv 'Are you registering an objection, dear?'
Valindra says to Varliv 'And is it you, Vikka, or the donkey?'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity gives Varliv the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Ma hab a questions for dem bods..'
Dwiggans slides an obsidian ring on Valindra's delicate finger.
Dwiggans gives a beautiful black obsidian ring to Valindra.
As Valindra places the ring on her finger, she looks suddenly distracted.
Valindra's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Dwiggans removes the Ring of Radiance from his finger.
As Dwiggans places the ring on his finger, he looks more comfortable.
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Welp neber mins.'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity giggles.
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Dun be dun seems.'
Zesh yells 'Wait.'
Valindra only has eyes for Dwiggans.
Zesh says 'Alright. Enough of this nonsense. You've made many powerful enemies Sausage Knight! Your head will fetch quite a pay out!''
Valindra cranes on the tips of her little toes to meet the dwarf for a passionate kiss.
Zesh fades into existence.
Zesh's pierce MUTILATES Dwiggans!
Ilromie utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'.
Dwiggans's punch DISMEMBERS Zesh!
Zesh's wild pierce MUTILATES Dwiggans!
Dwiggans wields a heron-marked blade.
Dwiggans wields the dagger of Yog-Sothoth in his off-hand.
Dwiggans grunts as he begins to struggle with his belongings.
Zesh weakens Dwiggans with his nerve pressure.
Clemenzo sighs.
Ilromie utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Dwiggans is surrounded by a white aura.
Dwiggans's slash MASSACRES Zesh!
Dwiggans narrows his eyes.
Dwiggans's heavenly wrath === OBLITERATES === Zesh!
Zesh's wild sting maims Dwiggans!
Zesh has fled!
Zesh leaves south.
Dwiggans scans all around.
Dwiggans walks south.
Zesh yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Dwiggans!'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
Zesh enters the room.
Militha scans all around.
Hardulf scans all around.
Wylsin scans south.
Varliv throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Zesh leaves east.
Clemenzo waits patiently.
Dwiggans walks in.
Dwiggans walks east.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Zesh yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Dwiggans!'
Militha scans all around.
Militha scans all around.
Dwiggans walks in.
Dwiggans says 'Sorry 'bout that.'
Pauwyr says 'I thought Zesh was a healer.'
Dwiggans wipes the blood off his armor.
Militha says 'Zersh was.'
Dwiggans stops wielding a heron-marked blade.
Dwiggans stops wielding the dagger of Yog-Sothoth.
Valindra cuddles up to Dwiggans, her bodice heaving.
Wylsin chuckles politely.
Militha says 'Zesh is a shadow.'
Dwiggans says 'No aura er anythin''
Dwiggans throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Pauwyr says 'Oh.'
Dwiggans says 'Carry on!'
Militha snickers softly.
Zesh enters the room.
Zesh leaves east.
Wylsin says to Militha 'Doubly so now.'
Varliv sighs.
You say 'Well...before anything else unexpected happens, let me make a most important proclaimation.'
Pauwyr gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...
Varliv listens to Awenar.
Zesh enters the room.
Wylsin looks expectantly at you.
Valindra turns her considerable attention upon Avenar.
You say 'I now pronounce Valindra and Dwiggans husband and wife!'
Pauwyr asks loudly for a sandwich.
Clap, clap, clap.
Wylsin cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!
Clemenzo shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
Clemenzo gives a round of applause.
Ilromie gives a round of applause.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Clemenzo cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!
Valindra kicks her leg up for good measure as she leans in for another kiss.
Zesh claps begrudgingly.
Valindra looks at Zesh.
Valindra's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity looks around.
Clemenzo looks at Zesh.
Clemenzo's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Pauwyr claps a single time.
You say 'Please proceed west into the Rest for some wonderful food and poetry!'
Ilromie summons a few magic missiles that shoot off harmlessly.
Hardulf shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
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Main Hall of the Travellers Rest
Walking into the Main Hall you are hit by a wave of sound. People
laughing and shouting, dancing and generally having fun are everywhere.
Many tables are dotted around the edges of the room, but plenty of space is
left for the dance floor. A large stage has been placed against one wall,
ready for the regular musician to perform when required. Tapestries and
paintings decorate this luxurious hall, along with the expensive looking
candelabras that light the room. The floor around the wooden dance area is
covered in a thick, rich red carpet that looks like it cost the owners a few
pennies. To the north stands the bar, and to the south the restaurant.
Eastwards lies the entrance to the Inn, and to the west is a hallway.
A large sign reads "Performance List!"
[Exits: north east south west]
A raspberry flan is here.
A bride's white sausage is on a banquet table.
A blood sausage is on a banquet table.
A Raknos sausage is on a banquet table.
A condiment rack is on a banquet table.
A banquet table is here, laid out with the favorite food of the bride and groom.
A long oaken table has been set up here, laden with food for a feast.
A comfy looking leather sofa with room for six people sits here.
(White Aura) Azerayhna the swamped herald maid is rushing around here.
The inn musician stands on stage here, singing away and playing a lute.
Ilromie enters the room.
Clemenzo enters the room.
Bonfo enters the room.
Militha rides in on a nightmare.
A stalking, black panther enters the room.
A drow assassin enters the room.
Pauwyr flies in.
Militha scans all around.
Dwiggans yells 'Me hands be bloody. Ha!'
Militha scans all around.
Clemenzo says 'Sausages.'
Clemenzo says 'How suprirising.'
Wylsin walks in.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
Dwiggans walks in.
Pauwyr says 'Oh look, a condim.'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity looks at a condiment rack.
Pauwyr says 'Ent!'
Valindra yells 'What a brute. And on his wedding night!'
Trillian yells 'Odile noooooooo.'
Clemenzo takes a sip from a dark bottle of beer.
Hardulf walks in.
Bonfo gets a bride's white sausage from a banquet table.
Davairus walks in.
A zombie of Odile the Crier lumbers in.
Trillian walks in.
Varliv walks in.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Valindra looks at a zombie of Odile the Crier.
Valindra tickles a zombie of Odile the Crier.
Bonfo looks at a zombie of Odile the Crier.
Trillian whistles appreciatively.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity looks at a zombie of Odile the Crier.
You say 'Well that's one way to let the people in...'
Trillian says 'Quite the spread!'
Solmundi walks in.
Solmundi jingles merrily.
You get a blood sausage from a banquet table.
Valindra says 'Would any like to make a toast before supper?'
You top your sausage with some spicy brown mustard.
Hardulf gets a Raknos sausage from a banquet table.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity looks at Solmundi.
Varliv speaks between coughs 'A bit much sausage...'
You top your sausage with some sauerkraut with caraway seeds.
Valindra says to a tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity 'What have you got?'
You eat a blood sausage.
A zombie of Odile the Crier slowly disappears.
Ilromie nods at a tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity rummages in her wispy pockets.
Main Hall of the Travellers Rest
Walking into the Main Hall you are hit by a wave of sound. People
laughing and shouting, dancing and generally having fun are everywhere.
Many tables are dotted around the edges of the room, but plenty of space is
left for the dance floor. A large stage has been placed against one wall,
ready for the regular musician to perform when required. Tapestries and
paintings decorate this luxurious hall, along with the expensive looking
candelabras that light the room. The floor around the wooden dance area is
covered in a thick, rich red carpet that looks like it cost the owners a few
pennies. To the north stands the bar, and to the south the restaurant.
Eastwards lies the entrance to the Inn, and to the west is a hallway.
A large sign reads "Performance List!"
[Exits: north east south west]
A raspberry flan is here.
A condiment rack is on a banquet table.
A banquet table is here, laid out with the favorite food of the bride and groom.
A long oaken table has been set up here, laden with food for a feast.
A comfy looking leather sofa with room for six people sits here.
(Davairus) A majestic creature with black iron scales, wings folded behind it, dragging a large barbed tail, and eyes red as fire.
Solmundi the Vanguard of the Covenant is here.
Varliv, Supreme Magistrate of Serin is here.
(Translucent) Trillian the Grand Spectre of Beguilement, Master Scribe of Myth is here.
Hardulf the Keeper of the Grove is here.
Dwiggans the Wurst Knight, Blade of the Order of Light is here.
Wylsin the One-Eyed Wizard is here.
(Invis) (Translucent) (White Aura) Pauwyr the Sage of Arcane Power, Annotator of Arcane is here.
(Charmed) A hooded drow is here, looking for her next target.
(Charmed) A stalking, black panther is here, quietly serving its master.
(Invis) Militha the Unholy Lady is riding on the back of a nightmare.
Bonfo the Master of Moustache is here.
Clemenzo the Grand Master of Larceny is here.
Ilromie the Arcane Archivist, Polymath of History is here.
(Charmed) A tiny wisp hovers here, shedding its essence as it bobs in the air.
Valindra the Poetic Prognosticator, High Herald of Myth is here.
(White Aura) Azerayhna the swamped herald maid is rushing around here.
The inn musician stands on stage here, singing away and playing a lute.
Trillian stands capably.
Bonfo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Trillian says 'A toast!'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity pulls out.... a piece of carrot! and brandishes it like a prodigious present.
Valindra says to a tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity 'A lovely toast, dear.'
Trillian giggles.
Valindra accepts the carrot gingerly.
Valindra gnoshes on the carrot as her attention turns to the pixie.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity sighs happily.
Dwiggans smiles at a tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity.
Bonfo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr sits down and rests.
Solmundi says 'Here here! To the Goblin and the Knight!'
Dwiggans says to a tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity 'Ye honor us!'
Solmundi says 'May their halls not be corrupted.'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flutters over to Dwiggans's head and lands again with a plop.
Trillian says 'Are we all toasting?'
Bonfo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Trillian says 'If I may say a few words?'
Valindra says 'It seems like we are, and in no particular order either.'
Ilromie nods in enthusiastic agreement with Trillian.
Valindra says to Trillian 'Please, dear.'
Clemenzo stops wielding an icy blue dagger.
Clemenzo holds a dark bottle of beer in his hand.
Trillian says 'I just want to take this moment to reflect on the people that are Valindra and Dwiggans.'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity blinks innocently at Trillian.
Trillian says 'These two souls were two of the first to make an impact on me when I first arrived in Serin.'
Trillian says 'Throw bodily and quite unjustly through a mysterious portal.'
Eyes blazing red, Varliv lurches on the floor uncontrollably!
Pauwyr says 'Will there be a transcript of your speech, Trillian?'
Trillian says 'And in the time I've known them they have proven to be the most worthy of friends.'
Clemenzo whispers something to Bonfo.
Wylsin peers intently at Varliv.
Trillian says 'They encourage me at all turns.'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity peers intently at Varliv.
Trillian says 'And I cannot think of a better thing any person could possibly do.'
Trillian says 'They are also quite interesting! Which is the highest mark of a person.'
Pauwyr says 'You really should have a transcript, I cannot hear you in the back.'
Varliv gets a distracted stare on his face.
Clemenzo whispers something to Bonfo.
Valindra says to Varliv 'But did you bring the donkey, dear?'
Varliv yells 'Hee Haw!'
Dwiggans wipes away a bit of rain on his face. Odd how it's raining indoors.
Trillian yells 'I said they are interesting!'
Valindra smashes her face into Dwiggans' face.
Pauwyr beams broadly!
Solmundi says 'I'd like to say a few words too. She makes love well, I hope you enjoy your honeymoon.'
Clemenzo chuckles politely.
Hardulf lets out a hearty laugh.
Trillian says 'Where was I... oh yes! They are the finest people you can find about.'
Solmundi says 'Not as well as the ladies from unlit city, but well enough.'
Pauwyr chortles mischieviously.
Trillian says 'And their union will enrich all of our lives.'
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flies off Dwiggan's head with a jolt and splats on the wall.
Trillian says 'To Dwiggans and Val!'
A drow assassin smirks at Solmundi's saying.
Wylsin claps at Trillian's performance.
Ilromie raises a round wine glass in a toast.
You clap your hands together.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity slithers to the floor slightly unconscious.
Clemenzo cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!
Dwiggans scowls disapprovingly at Solmundi.
Bonfo raises his champagne.
Solmundi says 'Yes! To the couple!!'
Valindra smiles happily.
Clemenzo raises his glass of champagne in a toast.
Granite Head the baker walks in with a tray full of sausages.
Granite Head the baker puts a Raknos sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a blood sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a groom's gloom sadness sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a bride's white sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker hurries back to the Granite's Head.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity faints.
Valindra says 'Let dinner be served.'
Hardulf looks in a banquet table.
Trillian gets a bride's white sausage from a banquet table.
Dwiggans says to Solmundi 'Say what ye will, all me ears be hearin' is jealousy.'
Pauwyr raises an empty hand and pretends to take a sip from ...nothing.
Dwiggans throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Hardulf says 'Where are the drinks?'
Trillian looks at a condiment rack.
Valindra says 'Make sure to utilize the spice rack liberally!'
Pauwyr says 'I was not given one either.'
Clemenzo takes a sip from an imaginary cup.
Valindra walks north.
Dwiggans walks north.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flies north.
Wylsin gestures towards the spring.
Pauwyr nods at Hardulf.
Valindra walks in.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flies in.
Dwiggans walks in.
Trillian tops his sausage with some dijon mustard.
Bonfo drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Valindra puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Valindra puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Valindra puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Valindra puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Valindra puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Valindra puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Valindra puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Valindra puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Valindra puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Trillian giggles.
Trillian eats a bride's white sausage.
Hardulf gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Ilromie gets a Raknos sausage from a banquet table.
Hardulf pops the cork out of his bottle of champagne and chuggs it.
Hardulf drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Hardulf drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Hardulf drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Main Hall of the Travellers Rest
Walking into the Main Hall you are hit by a wave of sound. People
laughing and shouting, dancing and generally having fun are everywhere.
Many tables are dotted around the edges of the room, but plenty of space is
left for the dance floor. A large stage has been placed against one wall,
ready for the regular musician to perform when required. Tapestries and
paintings decorate this luxurious hall, along with the expensive looking
candelabras that light the room. The floor around the wooden dance area is
covered in a thick, rich red carpet that looks like it cost the owners a few
pennies. To the north stands the bar, and to the south the restaurant.
Eastwards lies the entrance to the Inn, and to the west is a hallway.
A large sign reads "Performance List!"
[Exits: north east south west]
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
You see 2 of a savory shepherd's pie here.
A raspberry flan is here.
A bottle of champagne is on a banquet table.
A bottle of champagne is on a banquet table.
A bottle of champagne is on a banquet table.
A bottle of champagne is on a banquet table.
A bottle of champagne is on a banquet table.
A bottle of champagne is on a banquet table.
A bottle of champagne is on a banquet table.
A bottle of champagne is on a banquet table.
A groom's gloom sadness sausage is on a banquet table.
A blood sausage is on a banquet table.
A condiment rack is on a banquet table.
A banquet table is here, laid out with the favorite food of the bride and groom.
A long oaken table has been set up here, laden with food for a feast.
A comfy looking leather sofa with room for six people sits here.
Dwiggans the Wurst Knight, Blade of the Order of Light is here.
(Charmed) A tiny wisp hovers here, shedding its essence as it bobs in the air.
Valindra the Poetic Prognosticator, High Herald of Myth is here.
(Davairus) A majestic creature with black iron scales, wings folded behind it, dragging a large barbed tail, and eyes red as fire.
Solmundi the Vanguard of the Covenant is here.
Varliv is here in body, but his absent gaze is clearly miles away.
Trillian the Grand Spectre of Beguilement, Master Scribe of Myth is here.
Hardulf the Keeper of the Grove is here.
Wylsin the One-Eyed Wizard is here.
(Invis) (Translucent) (White Aura) Pauwyr the Sage of Arcane Power, Annotator of Arcane is here.
(Charmed) A hooded drow is here, looking for her next target.
(Charmed) A stalking, black panther is here, quietly serving its master.
(Invis) Militha the Unholy Lady is riding on the back of a nightmare.
Bonfo the Master of Moustache is here.
Clemenzo the Grand Master of Larceny is here.
Ilromie the Arcane Archivist, Polymath of History is here.
(White Aura) Azerayhna the swamped herald maid is rushing around here.
The inn musician stands on stage here, singing away and playing a lute.
Valindra gets a groom's gloom sadness sausage from a banquet table.
Valindra tops her sausage with some hot mustard.
You give some mahogany bongos to Bonfo.
Valindra eats a groom's gloom sadness sausage.
Bonfo flexes his muscles...what a stud!?!
Pauwyr gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Valindra says to Dwiggans 'Get a load of this spread, dear.'
Varliv grins evilly.
Bonfo stops holding the manual of Nag'Yrn in his hand.
As Bonfo settles his hands over the bongos, they start to move in time to its internal beat.
Pauwyr buries his face in his palm with a heavy sigh.
Dwiggans says 'Bonfo the Brazen with a set o' bongos!'
Valindra says 'Oh, yes. Bonfo!'
Ilromie tops her sausage with some sauerkraut with caraway seeds.
Ilromie eats a Raknos sausage.
Valindra makes time by banging her hip with a stubby hand.
Dwiggans gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Valindra says to Varliv 'What were you gonna say, anyway?'
Dwiggans pours some champagne into Valindra's glass.
Bonfo cracks his knuckles.
Clemenzo gets a blood sausage from a banquet table.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Valindra takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Dwiggans drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Dwiggans drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Granite Head the baker walks in with a tray full of sausages.
Granite Head the baker puts a Raknos sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a blood sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a groom's gloom sadness sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a bride's white sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker hurries back to the Granite's Head.
Clemenzo tops his sausage with some dijon mustard.
Dwiggans drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Clemenzo smiles happily.
Dwiggans decides to drink straight from the bottle.
Valindra says to Dwiggans 'Dance with me?'
Bonfo tops his sausage with some spicy brown mustard.
Valindra assumes the position in front of Dwiggans.
Bonfo eats a bride's white sausage.
Wylsin gets a blood sausage from a banquet table.
Clemenzo gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Dwiggans says to Valindra 'O' coURZSse!'
Hardulf nods in enthusiastic agreement with Dwiggans.
Clemenzo stops holding a dark bottle of beer in his hand.
Clemenzo holds a bottle of champagne in his hand.
Hardulf says 'Straight from the source!'
Hardulf slaps Dwiggans on the back on a job well done.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a dark bottle of beer.
Pauwyr says 'ThInnngszs aarE getTiIng stRahhNnghEh..'
Hardulf takes a swig from his bottle.
Clemenzo takes a sip from an imaginary cup.
Hardulf drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a dark bottle of beer.
Dwiggans says 'Bonfo!'
Clemenzo drinks beer from a dark bottle of beer.
Clemenzo drinks beer from a dark bottle of beer.
Dwiggans says 'A bongo beat if ye would.'
Wylsin tops his sausage with some dijon mustard.
Dwiggans says 'Fer me first dance.'
Clemenzo takes a sip from an imaginary cup.
Solmundi says 'Eh, join in Pau.'
Dwiggans gets a bride's white sausage from a banquet table.
Dwiggans eats a bride's white sausage.
Clemenzo eats a blood sausage.
Wylsin eats a blood sausage.
Clemenzo smiles happily.
Valindra gets a groom's gloom sadness sausage from a banquet table.
Valindra tops her sausage with some dijon mustard.
Dwiggans gets a Raknos sausage from a banquet table.
Varliv smiles at Pauwyr.
Valindra eats a groom's gloom sadness sausage.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Varliv must like Pauwyr a great deal to beam at him so broadly!
Bonfo uses a blood sausage to begin banging out beefy beats on the bongo drums.
Dwiggans takes Valindra's hands in his own and begins leading her to the beat of the bongo drums.
Valindra drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr peers intently at Bonfo.
Ilromie nods along to the music as she watches the dance.
Valindra moves quirkily and curiously, but it matches the dwarf's rhythm.
Pauwyr has a headache.
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Bonfo bangs out booming bass beats on the bongo drums.
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Hardulf eats a Raknos sausage.
Wylsin peers intently at Pauwyr.
Solmundi says 'Alright. well. This was fun. Enjoy the sausage. I'm going to find a lady of the night who knows how to rickerroll.'
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
A grey sphere of light envelopes Solmundi then dissipates.
Dwiggans attempts to lead but is mostly relying on Valindra so as not to embarrass himself.
The glow around Avenar seems to pulse in rhythm to the music.
Pauwyr dances like a crab.
Bonfo leaves south.
Bonfo enters the room.
Wylsin raises an eyebrow at Pauwyr's weird actions.
Bonfo bangs out bodaciously bawdy bass beats on the bongo drums.
Valindra leads the pair on a spectacular display: they flail and contort with more vigor than the two of them probably should.
Varliv speaks hoarsely 'Hop dem ready fer wats may comes.'
Clemenzo whispers something to Bonfo.
Varliv waves happily.
Varliv walks east.
Dwiggans is sweating profusely.
Granite Head the baker walks in with a tray full of sausages.
Granite Head the baker puts a Raknos sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a blood sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a groom's gloom sadness sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a bride's white sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker hurries back to the Granite's Head.
Valindra looks at Wylsin.
Valindra whispers something to Wylsin.
Clemenzo gets a bride's white sausage from a banquet table.
Pauwyr flies east.
A spotted owl flies east.
Wylsin says 'Please excuse me, I will return shortly.'
Trillian disappears into the void.
Wylsin whispers something to Valindra.
Dwiggans lifts Valindra in the air and twirls her around his shoulders and plants her back down on the ground.
Wylsin walks east.
Valindra lands on the ground with a festive kick.
Clemenzo tops his sausage with some hot mustard.
Clemenzo eats a bride's white sausage.
Clemenzo smiles happily.
Bonfo bangs out bass beats on the bongo drums.
Valindra gets a groom's gloom sadness sausage from a banquet table.
Valindra tops her sausage with some sauerkraut with caraway seeds.
Bonfo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Bonfo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Clemenzo whispers something to Bonfo.
Dwiggans does some grunting and squatting, attempting to keep pace with Bonfo's beats.
Bonfo twirls his moustache and increases the rhythm.
Pauwyr flies in.
A spotted owl flies in.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Wylsin walks in.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Valindra whispers something to Dwiggans.
Bonfo drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Valindra croaks 'Somebody toast Wylsin.'
Wylsin blushes.
Draelar walks in.
Wylsin says 'Please, no, this is your celebration.'
Trillian has returned from the void.
Trillian hums merrily.
Hardulf looks at Wylsin.
Valindra says to Wylsin 'I've got plenty of champagne.'
Dwiggans regains Valindra's hands and leads her left, then right, then left again. Forward, back, forward once more.
Trillian gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Trillian drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar says 'I heard there would be free drinks?'
Valindra moves in time with the dwarf, their steps deft and sure despite all those bubbles.
Wylsin gestures towards the champagne.
Dwiggans says to Draelar 'Draelar!!!'
Ilromie says to Wylsin 'Well done, Abecedarian.'
Valindra says to Draelar 'Welcome, dear.'
Draelar nudges Trillian. Pass that bottle my way!
Dwiggans hugs Draelar.
Draelar says 'Hello!'
Valindra gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Draelar bows deeply.
Valindra gives a bottle of champagne to Draelar.
Bonfo booms out the last beat and takes a bow.
Draelar hugs Valindra.
Ilromie snorts derisively.
Draelar says 'Congratulations!'
Valindra hugs Draelar.
Wylsin whispers something to Ilromie.
Dwiggans says to Draelar 'Ye can have as many drinks as ye like!'
Dwiggans thanks Draelar heartily.
Valindra says to Draelar 'Thank you, dear! We're quite chuffed.'
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Ilromie whispers something to Wylsin.
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Hardulf says 'I don't really know any of you but I'll eat your meat, drink your drink, and listen to the moustache's beat.'
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Valindra is a little woozy from the champagne and the attention.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Hardulf looks at the bride and groom.
Pauwyr utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A stack of pancakes suddenly appears.
A stack of pancakes suddenly appears.
Draelar says 'thaht'sSs Thhe sstUfFff!'
Draelar hiccups.
Hardulf says 'Congratulations on this. You look....happy.'
Pauwyr gets a stack of pancakes.
Pauwyr says 'Closest to toast I could think of.'
Wylsin whispers something to Ilromie.
Pauwyr gives a stack of pancakes to Wylsin.
Hardulf looks at Wylsin.
Draelar says 'HhEhy.'
Wylsin thanks Pauwyr heartily.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar says 'HEehyyy..'
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Ilromie nods in enthusiastic agreement with Wylsin.
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Draelar says 'HheheeeyyyyY.'
Bonfo drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar stops moving sinuously.
Dwiggans nods at Hardulf.
Draelar says 'Sausage guy!'
Valindra croaks 'Is Ilromie keeping track of the gifts?'
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Draelar says 'rEhMmMemmvbEr whHEhN We foUhghT ahLL thOsSzeh GuhhYss?'
Dwiggans drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Dwiggans drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Granite Head the baker walks in with a tray full of sausages.
Granite Head the baker puts a Raknos sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a blood sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a groom's gloom sadness sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a bride's white sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker hurries back to the Granite's Head.
Clemenzo says 'Don't forget to eat something, Draelar.'
Ilromie says 'In fact, Avener is making the record of the event.'
Dwiggans drops a bottle of champagne.
A bottle of champagne shatters into fragments.
Draelar gets a Raknos sausage from a banquet table.
Valindra says to you 'The gift table better be expansive, dear.'
Draelar eats a Raknos sausage.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar burps loudly.
Clemenzo gets a Raknos sausage from a banquet table.
Hardulf says 'Can a dwarf and a goblin reproduce?'
Dwiggans gets a blood sausage from a banquet table.
Hardulf scratches his head, looking very confused.
Clemenzo looks at a Raknos sausage.
Draelar says 'i nnevehr ateh ah szspidehr BEfOReh.. thaT'ZSs dAhmnehd Taaszsty!'
Valindra says to Hardulf 'Where do you think gnomes came from, dear?'
Bonfo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Hardulf looks at Wylsin.
Dwiggans laughs at Valindra's joke.
Shattered pieces of glass crumble into dust.
Clemenzo tops his sausage with some spicy horseradish mustard.
Hardulf scratches his head, looking very confused.
Clemenzo eats a Raknos sausage.
Hardulf says 'Not hairy enough.'
Hardulf looks at Dwiggans.
Bonfo gets a blood sausage from a banquet table.
Hardulf agrees absolutely.
Draelar gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Draelar gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Draelar gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Hardulf says 'Definitely not hairy enough.'
Dwiggans tops his sausage with some spicy horseradish mustard.
You get a bride's white sausage from a banquet table.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Bonfo tops his sausage with some beer mustard.
Dwiggans eats a blood sausage.
You top your sausage with some spicy brown mustard.
Bonfo eats a blood sausage.
Valindra tops her sausage with some stone-ground mustard.
Draelar says 'I think we're out of champagne!'
You eat a bride's white sausage.
Valindra eats a groom's gloom sadness sausage.
Hardulf looks at Valindra.
Hardulf drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Bonfo drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Valindra says to Draelar 'Go get some more, dear.'
Hardulf drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Aphrux flies in.
Some ectoplasm vapor floats in.
Hardulf drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Clemenzo looks at Pauwyr.
Dwiggans says 'I'd like to perform a dance, if I may.'
Dwiggans says 'Got enough liquid courage in me at this point.'
Valindra says to Dwiggans 'I would like to see it.'
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Dwiggans says to Bonfo 'Could ye give me a savory beat?'
Pauwyr winces in agony.
Granite Head the baker walks in with a tray full of sausages.
Granite Head the baker puts a Raknos sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a blood sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a groom's gloom sadness sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a bride's white sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker hurries back to the Granite's Head.
Pauwyr drops a groom's gloom sadness sausage.
Pauwyr wipes his hand.
Bonfo says 'Oh yeahhhhh.'
Pauwyr gets a magic mushroom.
Pauwyr eats a magic mushroom.
Bonfo busts out bewitching bohemian beats for Big Dwig's bawdy dance.
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Draelar walks north.
Dwiggans steps down from the banquet table into the middle of the room.
Valindra watches Dwiggans, her mouth so agape that she might catch flies.
Draelar walks in.
Draelar walks south.
Draelar walks in.
Pauwyr flies east.
A spotted owl flies east.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Dwiggans says 'Lali ho! The Sausage Bongo!'
Bonfo bangs the bongo drums!
Dwiggans sucks his belly in and alternates raising and lowering each leg slightly, leaning into the planted leg.
Pauwyr flies in.
A spotted owl flies in.
Dwiggans says 'Lali ho! The Sausage Bongo!'
Valindra whispers 'Lali ho! The Sausage Bongo!'
Bonfo bangs the bongo drums!
Draelar tries to clap his hands together to the beat, but cannot seem to connect both hands together.
Militha rides east on a nightmare.
A drow assassin leaves east.
A stalking, black panther leaves east.
Dwiggans squats and rises to the beat of the bongo drums, with lots of grunting and a slightly audible fart. He is off-beat.
Dwiggans says 'Lali ho! The Sausage Bongo!'
Valindra sniffs the air deeply, romantically.
Bonfo bangs the bongo drums!
Trillian giggles.
Dwiggans places his hands on his knees, squats slightly, and shuffles back and forth. No rhythm to it whatsoever.
Trillian drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Dwiggans begins panting.
Valindra croaks 'Lali ho! The Sausage Bongo!'
Wylsin looks at Valindra.
Dwiggans says 'Lali ho! The Sausage Bongo!'
Bonfo bangs the bongo drums!
Pauwyr drops a bottle of champagne.
A bottle of champagne shatters into fragments.
Valindra smiles at Wylsin.
Pauwyr says 'Out of booze already?'
Valindra whispers something to Wylsin.
Pauwyr sighs.
Dwiggans awkwardly gets down on the ground with a concerted effort and attempts to spin around in circles but embarrasses himself, mostly.
Dwiggans sits down on the ground.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar says 'That's what I was sayin! Where's all the free drinks?'
Dwiggans begins sweating profusely.
Clemenzo gives a bottle of champagne to Pauwyr.
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Dwiggans stands up.
Pauwyr bows deeply.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Wylsin whispers something to Valindra.
Shattered pieces of glass crumble into dust.
Clemenzo smiles happily.
Dwiggans says 'Lali ho! The Sausage Bongo!'
Bonfo bangs the bongo drums!
Pauwyr takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Dwiggans bows deeply.
Trillian shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Dwiggans sticks his hands on his hips and puffs out his chest proudly.
Draelar says 'I was told there was going to be loads of free drinks!'
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Ilromie leaves north.
Valindra claps her stubby, emerald hands together profusely.
Ilromie walks in.
Ilromie puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Ilromie looks relieved as she begins to manage her belongings.
Ilromie puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Ilromie puts a bottle of champagne on a banquet table.
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Ilromie leaves north.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Dwiggans sits down at a banquet table.
Trillian drops a bottle of champagne.
A bottle of champagne shatters into fragments.
Ilromie walks in.
Pauwyr gives a bottle of champagne to Clemenzo.
Ilromie puts a dark bottle of beer on a banquet table.
Ilromie puts a dark bottle of beer on a banquet table.
Pauwyr gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Ilromie puts a dark bottle of beer on a banquet table.
Ilromie puts a dark bottle of beer on a banquet table.
Ilromie puts a dark bottle of beer on a banquet table.
Ilromie puts a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey on a banquet table.
Ilromie looks relieved as she begins to manage her belongings.
Ilromie puts a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey on a banquet table.
Ilromie puts a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey on a banquet table.
Ilromie puts a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey on a banquet table.
Dwiggans scoots closer to Valindra.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Valindra scoots closer to Dwiggans.
Aphrux nods at Pauwyr.
Pauwyr nods at Aphrux.
Granite Head the baker walks in with a tray full of sausages.
Granite Head the baker puts a Raknos sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a blood sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a groom's gloom sadness sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a bride's white sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker hurries back to the Granite's Head.
Dwiggans says to Valindra 'What ye think o' me dance?'
Draelar drunkenly staggers, bumping into Bonfo.
Shattered pieces of glass crumble into dust.
Clemenzo whispers something to Pauwyr.
Draelar peers intently at Bonfo.
Valindra says to Dwiggans 'I have never seen anything more beautiful. And I own a mirror!'
Draelar says 'oHh iiT'szs Yoou lItTle oOonne!'
Draelar pats Bonfo on his head.
Valindra sort of wiggles her bodice in that emerald spidersilk gown.
Pauwyr shakes his head at Clemenzo.
Clemenzo nods.
Draelar says 'Member that one time?'
Dwiggans says to Valindra 'Ye make me blush.'
You say 'Valindra, I believe your Master Scribe Trillian has prepared a special song for you.'
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Trillian nods.
Trillian nods.
Bonfo says 'Dragon shit party!?'
Draelar says 'whEhnn weh sSzhat In ThE dRahhGoOonZsz lAir?'
Pauwyr says 'Do you have a transcript of it?'
Clemenzo nods.
Draelar says 'yEsSzsSssSsszsZSsssSss.'
Trillian says to Valindra 'I do hope that is okay?'
Draelar says 'THhaht wAhsSz quuite ah wild niIGHhT!'
Valindra says to Trillian 'I have been waiting, dear.'
Clemenzo smirks.
Trillian says to Valindra 'I apologize in advance if this doesn't go well! It seemed like such a momentous occasion called for something a bit more... experimental.'
Draelar says 'THaoT giiannt szsUhreh cjOuld mahhckEh sSzOme biIG sshHitss!'
Draelar hiccups.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Hardulf says 'You shit in a dragon's lair?'
Hardulf looks at Draelar.
Hardulf looks at Bonfo.
Trillian hops up and down a few shaking his arms and legs out.
Draelar chuckles politely.
Bonfo says 'I poop wherever I want.'
Valindra eyes Trillian with rapt attention.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Valindra sits next to Ilromie.
Ilromie grimaces at Ilromie.
Dwiggans says 'Direct yer attention to Trillian!'
Trillian says 'Tonight's performance is inspired by my dear friends Valindra and Dwiggans.'
Trillian says 'And for so special an occasion one pixie simply will not do. So joining me will be my favorite band mates in all of Serin. Together we are:'
Trillian utters the words, 'wuffaf uwaoz'.
A mirror image of Trillian appears beside him!
A mirror image of Trillian appears beside him!
A mirror image of Trillian appears beside him!
Trillian flourishes grandly while declaring 'The Tripillians!'
Trillian says softly to Trillian 'Sorry, mate, you're not in this one.'
An image of Trillian nods twice.
Trillian is released by Trillian!
Trillian slowly fades away.
Two images of Trillian take their place on either side of Trillian.
Trillian wraps an elaborate belly dancing belt dangling a multitude of shining coins around his waist.
Trillian holds a kashaka in each hand.
An image of Trillian dwarfs everything around it as it grows larger.
An image of Trillian quaffs a vial of anti-toxin.
An image of Trillian turns green.
Pauwyr says 'On that note.'
Trillian nods at Big Trillian.
Big Trillian nods at Green Trillian.
Green Trillian nods at Trillian.
Trillian half opens both hands palms up and one gourd drops from each dangling by the ropes connecting them to the gourds still in his hands.
Trillian taps his foot.
Pauwyr utters the words, 'xafe ay candusqarr'.
A ray of light from above envelops Pauwyr.
Pauwyr disappears.
Trillian taps his foot.
Trillian taps his foot.
Trillian taps his foot.
Trillian taps his foot.
Trillian taps his foot.
'Klik' go the kashakas as Trillian flicks his wrists sending the gourds on an arc around his hand where they collide with the other that he holds.
'Klak' go the kashakas as Trillian rotates his wrists the other direction flipping the opposite gourds.
Trillian wheezes.
Big Trillian says 'Blade of Light is I'.
'Klik' go the kashakas as Trillian flips the gourds.
Big Trillian says 'Oath of Vengeance is me'.
'Klak' go the kashakas as Trillian flips the gourds.
Big Trillian says 'Oath of Vengeance is me'.
'Wheeeeeeze' goes Trillian.
Big Trillian says 'Yet still so empty'.
'Klik-aa, klak-a, wheeeeeze' goes Trillian.
Trillian sings 'The bright light shines so brilliantly'.
Trillian sings 'A sign of purity'.
Trillian sings 'But put it through a prism'.
Trillian sings 'And there's so much more to see'.
Trillian sings 'The light splits into to colors'.
Trillian sings 'Each with possibilities'.
Trillian sings 'Every time that you look nearer'.
Trillian sings 'You'll see more complexity'.
Trillian croaks, as a frog might.
'Tsss' chime the belt coins as Trillian thrusts his hips to the left.
'Croak' goes Trillian.
'Tsss' chime the belt coins as Trillian thrusts his hips to the right.
'Croak' goes Trillian.
'Croak' goes Trillian.
'Tsss' chime the belt coins on Trillian's hips.
'Croak' goes Trillian.
'Tsss' chime the belt coins on Trillian's hips.
'Croak' goes Trillian.
'Croak' goes Trillian.
'Tsss' chime the belt coins on Trillian's hips.
Green Trillian raps 'I am the witch'.
Green Trillian raps 'That you can't forget'.
Green Trillian raps 'Come knockin' at my door'.
Green Trillian raps 'But ya haven't caught me yet'.
'Croak. Tsss. Croak, Croak, Tsss.' goes Trillian.
Green Trillian raps 'I'm the Queen of Calamity'.
Green Trillian raps 'See visions of ya tragedy'.
Green Trillian raps 'I wrap myself in grief'.
Green Trillian raps 'And ya still just sit there judgin' me'.
'Croak. Tsss. Croak, Croak, Tsss.' goes Trillian.
Green Trillian raps 'But that's okay, dear'.
Green Trillian raps 'I don't mind'.
Green Trillian raps 'I can steal another body'.
Green Trillian raps 'When this one's heart is dried'.
'Tsss, Tsss, Tsss' chimes Trillian, hips undulating.
'Croak' goes Trillian.
Trillian sings 'Black so complete it covers'.
Trillian sings 'Anything that you might see'.
Trillian sings 'But add a little water'.
Trillian sings 'And you'll find versatility'.
Trillian sings 'A world of grays awaits there'.
Trillian sings 'Beneath opacity'.
Trillian sings 'Any landscape can be rendered'.
Trillian sings 'Using Darkness' true beauty'.
'Klik-aa, klak-a, wheeeeeze' goes Trillian.
Big Trillian chants 'The titles proclaim hero or perhaps a holy man'.
Big Trillian chants 'But I don't feel so righteous sending prayers to Phostan'.
Big Trillian chants 'My spells are always granted holy might is my offense'.
Big Trillian chants 'But when I beg for guidance I'm always met with pure silence'.
'Klik-aa, klak-a, wheeeeeze' goes Trillian.
Big Trillian chants 'I wonder if it's penance for the sins deep in my past'.
Big Trillian chants 'Even my God led victories brought no changes that would last'.
Big Trillian chants 'All my true successes come alongside best friends of the heart'.
Big Trillian chants 'Its enough to make me wonder if I've already done my part'.
'Croak. Tsss. Croak, Croak, Tsss.' goes Trillian.
Green Trillian chants 'Curses are such tricky things - they follow and cling'.
Green Trillian chants 'I can spit the worst of em and I always get the blame'.
Green Trillian chants 'People never realize that these things are quite alive'.
Green Trillian chants 'If it wasn't for me tending them they'd be here all the same'.
'Croak. Tsss. Croak, Croak, Tsss.' goes Trillian.
Green Trillian chants 'And yes, I've danced with Dark Gods'.
Green Trillian chants 'I've done all of that and more'.
Green Trillian chants 'But my devices are past knowing'.
Green Trillian chants 'You can't know what I work towards'.
Trillian's belly undulates and his hands are a blur as he works all his instruments.
Trillians braid's sway as he rocks his head. He's really feeling it!
Trillian says 'Klik-a klak-a croak klak tsss tsss wheeze' emanates from Trillian at center stage.'
Trillian says 'Klik-a klak-a tsss croak klak tsss wheeze' emanates from Trillian at center stage.'
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Big Trillian sings, 'I cannot be the all things that others want of me'.
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Green Trillian sings, 'I can't see as clearly now, that we're no longer three'.
Big Trillian sings, 'And I see a good soul in my emerald lady!'
Green Trillian sings, 'I trusted fate to restore me through the poetry'.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Big Trillian sings, 'I see more than her aura, want her veggies in my cart'.
Green Trillian sings, 'And Dwiggans can't replace her, but perhaps he can fill my heart'.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Big Trillian sings, 'I pray the Gods won't judge us but I can only just be me'.
Green Trillian sings, 'Defying definitions is the first step of our we'.
'Klik klik klak, klik klak, klik klik klik, wheeze' emanates from Trillian at center stage.
'Tss tss tss, klak, croak, tss tss tss, wheeze' emanates from Trillian at center stage.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Trillian's belt fans out as he leaps in the air spinning in to full circles.
'Tssssssssssssssssssssssssss' goes the Trillian's belt.
Both of Trillian's arms whip outward.
'KLAK' go the kashakas as Trillian lands powerfully on one knee with both arms extended.
'Croak' goes Big Trillian.
'Wheeze' goes Green Trillian.
Valindra seems unsure of how to respond before rushing to an ovation.
Clemenzo gives a round of applause.
All three Trillian's bow extravagantly.
Valindra claps uproariously for a long moment.
Ilromie shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Clap, clap, clap.
Wylsin says 'That was quite the performance.'
Draelar wakes up from his stuper.
Bonfo claps his hands in thunderous applause.
Hardulf follows Valindra's lead and claps loudly.
Draelar says 'tHhat waasSs ahmmAZSziinng!'
Trillian giggles.
The room drums with thunderous applause. Valindra sits once more.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Trillian says 'I think I maybe have rushed it bit.'
Trillian blushes.
Trillian says 'Nerves! It is just such a big day...'
Valindra says to Trillian 'Few have captured my essence better.'
Dwiggans stands up clapping hard enough to bruise his palms.
Draelar picks up Trillian in a bear hug!
Valindra says to Trillian 'Maybe you and the god of blood. His likeness is astounding.'
Ilromie gets a groom's gloom sadness sausage.
Trillian gets a bride's white sausage from a banquet table.
Ilromie tops her sausage with some yellow mustard.
Draelar says 'whhoo kNnew YOouh WehrEh soo talenNntED!'
Ilromie eats a groom's gloom sadness sausage.
Trillian eats a bride's white sausage.
You say 'Now we know exactly what it would be like if there were three Trillians.'
Dwiggans says 'That was magnificent! The Tripillians are me new favorite band, no doubt!'
Trillian says to Valindra 'You are too kind!'
Bonfo says 'You should grow a moustache Trillian.'
Ilromie says 'In fact, I must agree.'
Valindra says to Trillian 'No one's ever said that before, dear, but I love you.'
Valindra croons toward Trillian with her stubby, emerald fingers.
Trillian says to Valindra 'Maybe I'm just the only one that understands you properly to appreciate it!'
Trillian says to Valindra 'I mean... until recently.'
Trillian giggles.
Draelar says 'Ohhhhh I bet he would look dashing when he was sporting a stache.'
Trillian nods at Dwiggans.
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Valindra says to Draelar 'You're doing great, dear.'
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Trillian gets a dark bottle of beer from a banquet table.
Trillian drinks beer from a dark bottle of beer.
Ilromie says 'Could there be too many moustaches?'
Draelar starts staggering around like a drunk.
Clemenzo says 'Never.'
Trillian says to himself 'Thanks boys.'
Dwiggans drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Dwiggans drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Bonfo says 'Never!'
Dwiggans drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Trillian is released by Trillian!
Trillian slowly fades away.
Clemenzo nods at Bonfo.
Valindra says to Ilromie 'Sounds like a children's story.'
Draelar says 'thahht'szs ahhLMmMoost aos sillY aw kuueszstIon as. coULd THhEhrE vbE tOoo mmmannny DraonNnks!'
Draelar says 'ii ZSsaY.. Ann awZsztouhhndInNng NnaYe!'
Trillian says 'I actually am not sure if I actually can grow a moustache...'
Some ectoplasm vapor looks up at Aphrux, then down at the ground.
Trillian says to Bonfo 'Would you give me tips, sir?'
Clemenzo peers intently at Bonfo.
Draelar says 'jjussT dOoN't Zszhahhve yehR lip sSsonn!'
Ilromie says to Valindra 'I never read any such stories.'
Draelar says 'iit'szs nnoot ThaT HAhrd!'
Valindra says to Ilromie 'Too Many Mustaches!'
Trillian says 'Wait what am I saying! Val! Dwiggans! How are you feeling?'
Valindra says to Ilromie 'Let's write it together.'
You tell Ilromie 'Wonderful!'
Trillian says 'Renewed? Enchanted? Excited?'
Pauwyr flies in.
Ilromie tells you 'Varliv may have undermined my authority as Polymath, but I am yet the Dowager of Honor.'
Draelar hiccups.
Valindra says to Trillian 'Yes.'
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Bonfo checks his notes.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Valindra smiles slyly.
Dwiggans whispers something to Valindra.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr gets a stack of pancakes.
Pauwyr eats a stack of pancakes.
Valindra whispers something to Dwiggans.
Valindra whispers something to Dwiggans.
Valindra whispers something to Dwiggans.
Ilromie says 'I confess, my offering has less flair.'
Valindra smiles slyly at Dwiggans.
Draelar peers over Bonfo's shoulder. His eyes cross as he tries to read Bonfo's notes.
Valindra says to Ilromie 'Is it a curse?'
Trillian whispers something to Valindra.
Ilromie says 'Curse it's not.'
Ilromie says 'Probably.'
Ilromie grins evilly.
Trillian whispers something to Valindra.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Valindra says to Ilromie 'I need at least one curse!'
Valindra says to Ilromie 'Otherwise . . . it's bad luck.'
Trillian nods.
Trillian nods.
Trillian says 'She's right of course!'
Bonfo looks around the room suspiciously.
Trillian says to Ilromie 'And you are the only other curse slinger in the room.'
Bonfo whispers the secret into Trillian's ear.
Bonfo points to his moustache.
Ilromie says 'Very well, sister.'
Bonfo whispers the other secret in Trillian's ear.
A single hair spontaneously sprouts from Trillian's lip.
Bonfo nods.
Trillian gasps in astonishment.
Valindra eyes Bonfo's mustache suspiciously.
Draelar starts staggering around like a drunk.
Ilromie says 'I grant you the curse of a wedded life.'
Bonfo says 'Tell no one.'
Trillian nods.
Trillian nods.
Ilromie moves to stand opposite of Valindra.
Valindra looks down to her hands and her wedding ring.
Trillian says to Ilromie 'So cruel!'
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Hardulf gets a groom's gloom sadness sausage from a banquet table.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Hardulf eats a groom's gloom sadness sausage.
Draelar drops a bottle of champagne.
A bottle of champagne shatters into fragments.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Trillian weeps dramatically.
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Hardulf gets a blood sausage from a banquet table.
Hardulf eats a blood sausage.
Ilromie curses 'Wake up in the light.'
Ilromie curses 'Eat till the belly is tight.'
Ilromie curses 'Dawdle away, the day grows cold.'
Ilromie curses 'Delight and recite the stories of old.'
Ilromie curses 'Even when the grease will smudge,'
Ilromie curses 'Do not hold too hard a grudge.'
Ilromie curses 'Look unto each others eyes,'
Ilromie curses 'Into the soul, now entwined.'
Ilromie curses 'Feel the power, too late to stall.'
Ilromie curses 'Everlasting, each to each enthralled.'
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Valindra clasps Dwiggans' hands in hers.
Bonfo drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Some ectoplasm vapor yawns sleepily.
Shattered pieces of glass crumble into dust.
Ilromie bows, but holds her hands out to the couple.
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Bonfo gets a Raknos sausage from a banquet table.
Trillian blinks in the face of such power.
Valindra sheds a single smoking tear as the curse takes hold. She leans forward toward the dwarf.
Dwiggans loses himself in Valindra's eyes once more.
Trillian claps at Ilromie's performance.
Bonfo tops his sausage with some dijon mustard.
Bonfo eats a Raknos sausage.
Wylsin claps uncertainly.
Bonfo gets a blood sausage from a banquet table.
Bonfo tops his sausage with some hot mustard.
Bonfo eats a blood sausage.
Ilromie says to Valindra 'I want only happiness for you.'
Draelar gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Valindra croaks 'This has been some party.'
Valindra says to Ilromie 'I feel it, sister. I love you.'
Pauwyr says 'nNneEhDszs MmMOoRE mmmetEhoOorszs.'
Valindra says to Ilromie 'I do not deserve you, but I never did.'
Ilromie settles next to Valindra again.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Valindra dabs her cheeks with a suspiciously familiar handkerchief.
Dwiggans wipes the smoking tear away on Valindra's face.
Ilromie says 'I didn't deserve you either, in fact.'
Trillian hops up and sits cross legged directly on the table.
Ilromie winks at Valindra.
Trillian sits down at a banquet table.
Draelar gets a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey from a banquet table.
Clemenzo gets a groom's gloom sadness sausage from a banquet table.
Draelar drinks whisky from a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
You say to Valindra 'I have a brief poem for you as well, if it please you.'
Clemenzo tops his sausage with some sauerkraut with caraway seeds.
Dwiggans drinks beer from a dark bottle of beer.
Dwiggans drinks beer from a dark bottle of beer.
Trillian gets a dark bottle of beer from a banquet table.
Bonfo gets a dark bottle of beer from a banquet table.
Bonfo drinks beer from a dark bottle of beer.
Trillian drinks beer from a dark bottle of beer.
Jinjarak clanks in.
Valindra says to you 'You always please me.'
Valindra says to you 'But I would hear it, dear.'
Valindra gets a bride's white sausage from a banquet table.
Valindra eats a bride's white sausage.
Trillian shakes his hips.
Valindra gets a Raknos sausage from a banquet table.
Valindra eats a Raknos sausage.
You chuckle politely.
Djinx walks in.
'Tsss' goes Trillian's belt.
Pauwyr spills champagne on Wylsin.
Draelar hiccups.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Trillian says 'Clank.'
'Tsss' goes Trillian's belt.
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Djinx walks east.
Trillian says 'Clank.'
Trillian says 'Clank.'
'Tsss' goes Trillian's belt.
You say 'This poem is called Time.'
Djinx walks in.
Djinx says 'Oh GOSH! This looks fun!'
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Pauwyr says 'sOo mUhcjh.'
Dwiggans says to Jinjarak 'Welcome!'
Trillian giggles.
Clemenzo smiles at Djinx.
Valindra holds Dwiggans' hand as she regards the young god.
You say 'This time we hold.'
Trillian hugs Djinx.
Pauwyr says 'TrillIahhnnn HahhZsz traaNszscrIiPTss aofF HIiZSs sspeEzjheszs..'
You say 'A gift most precious.'
You say 'Yet for one.'
Djinx giggles at Trillian's actions.
You say 'The present.'
You say 'Is the time of many.'
You say 'A dreamscape tapestry.'
You say 'Woven with souls.'
Draelar drinks whisky from a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
You say 'Through all lives lived.'
You say 'One remains.'
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Aphrux nods at Jinjarak.
Jinjarak nods.
You say 'With eyes that see again.'
You say 'But the true beauty.'
You say 'Has always been the words.'
You say 'Now they vow to love.'
You say 'Joined together with purpose.'
Draelar stops staggering around.
You say 'And time takes a moment.'
You say 'To listen.'
You bow deeply.
Djinx utters the words, 'xafe ay candusqarr'.
A ray of light from above envelops Djinx.
Djinx disappears.
Valindra claps enthusiastically with her stubby, emerald hands.
Ilromie shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Trillian gives Avenar a slap on the back.
Dwiggans claps at your performance.
Jinjarak looks at Wylsin.
Valindra says to you 'We are so honored today.'
Valindra stands up.
Valindra utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'.
Wylsin claps politely for Avenar.
Bonfo drinks beer from a dark bottle of beer.
Pauwyr flies east.
A spotted owl flies east.
Valindra gets a bottle of champagne from a banquet table.
Valindra gives a bottle of champagne to Wylsin.
Hardulf looks at the bride and groom again.
Hardulf says 'Congratulations.'
Pauwyr flies in.
Hardulf walks east.
Valindra says to Wylsin 'For the Abecedarian.'
Wylsin thanks Valindra heartily.
Valindra says to Wylsin 'Did you see the donkey?'
Jinjarak yells out her warcry.
Jinjarak yells 'Fist of War, guide my blade for the fallen!'
Wylsin says to Valindra 'Varliv's?'
Pauwyr drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Draelar drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Valindra says to Wylsin 'It's his if anyone's, I suppose.'
Pauwyr drops a bottle of champagne.
A bottle of champagne shatters into fragments.
Clemenzo takes a sip from a bottle of champagne.
Pauwyr gets a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey from a banquet table.
Valindra says to Wylsin 'But it should be mine.'
Wylsin says to Valindra 'I saw him riding it.'
Wylsin chuckles politely.
Dwiggans says to you 'Yer words always be a thing o' beauty. Ye have me thanks!'
Valindra says to Wylsin 'You should get it for me as a belated wedding gift.'
Jinjarak smiles happily.
Wylsin raises an eyebrow.
Jinjarak says 'Congratulationsssss to you both.'
Jinjarak crosses her weapons to her chest and bows before you.
Dwiggans thanks Jinjarak heartily.
Shattered pieces of glass crumble into dust.
You say 'I am happy to honor those that have been so important to me.'
Jinjarak clanks east.
Granite Head the baker walks in with a tray full of sausages.
Granite Head the baker puts a Raknos sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a blood sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a groom's gloom sadness sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a bride's white sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker hurries back to the Granite's Head.
Valindra says to you 'What would I do without you, dear? Let's never find out.'
Trillian gets a blood sausage from a banquet table.
Wylsin says to Valindra 'I am not certain that I have the requisite skill with animals to properly direct a donkey.'
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Pauwyr drinks whisky from a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey.
Valindra says to Wylsin 'And with one eye.'
Bonfo drops a dark bottle of beer.
A dark bottle of beer shatters into fragments.
Valindra winks.
Trillian tops his sausage with some spicy horseradish mustard.
Bonfo gets a dark bottle of beer from a banquet table.
Bonfo drinks beer from a dark bottle of beer.
Trillian eats a blood sausage.
Wylsin chuckles at Valindra's joke.
Draelar says 'This is a magical night! Sausages come from everywhere, drinks in abundance!'
Trillian smacks his lips. Tasty!
Draelar starts staggering around like a drunk.
Granite Head the baker walks in with a tray full of sausages.
Granite Head the baker puts a Raknos sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a blood sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a groom's gloom sadness sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker puts a bride's white sausage on a banquet table.
Granite Head the baker hurries back to the Granite's Head.
Draelar drinks whisky from a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Trillian gets a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey from a banquet table.
Trillian drinks whisky from a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey.
Dwiggans says 'I'd like to take a brief moment to congratulate Wylsin on his promotion to Abecedarian! Much deserved!'
Trillian hiccups.
Clemenzo whispers something to Bonfo.
Shattered pieces of glass crumble into dust.
Trillian says to Wylsin 'Say now... whatever happened to that toad?'
Dwiggans says to Wylsin 'That is new...aye?'
Trillian stumbles slightly.
Draelar claps at Pauwyr's performance.
Wylsin says to Dwiggans 'No no, that is not necessary. This is your celebration.'
Draelar says 'sjongRAhTuhHLaotiOoNnss oon YoOoUhr pRommoOoTIOonnn.'
Draelar shakes his head at Pauwyr.
Draelar offers to shake Pauwyr's hand.
Pauwyr nods at Draelar.
Pauwyr accepts Draelar's handshake.
Valindra says to Wylsin 'Enough to go around.'
Dwiggans says to Wylsin 'Nonsense!'
Pauwyr sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Valindra squeezes Dwiggans' hand too tightly.
Draelar chuckles at Pauwyr's joke.
Clemenzo drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Clemenzo drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Clemenzo drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Clemenzo smirks.
Dwiggans slaps Wylsin on the back a little too vigorously.
Wylsin winces in agony.
Wylsin blushes.
Clemenzo whispers something to Bonfo.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Bonfo gets a bride's white sausage from a banquet table.
Bonfo gets a groom's gloom sadness sausage from a banquet table.
Dwiggans eats a Raknos sausage.
Valindra unwraps a chic corderoy cape from around her body.
Valindra gives a chic corderoy cape to Ilromie.
Trillian gets a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey from a banquet table.
Trillian drinks whisky from a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey.
Wylsin drinks champagne from a bottle of champagne.
Trillian says 'Something borrowed.'
Ilromie wraps a chic corderoy cape about her body.
Trillian says 'Such lovely traditions.'
Trillian giggles.
Trillian says to Valindra 'It truly did look dazzling on you.'
Draelar drinks whisky from a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Trillian says to Ilromie 'Oh and you of course.'
Ilromie says 'In fact, she wore it nearly as well as I.'
Valindra says to Trillian 'I felt lovely tonight.'
Trillian says to Valindra 'As you should have. It was a marvelous ceremony and you looked the star.'
You hug Valindra.
Dwiggans nods in enthusiastic agreement with Trillian.
You hug Dwiggans.
Valindra hugs you.
Bonfo gets a blood sausage from a banquet table.
Bonfo gets a Raknos sausage from a banquet table.
Bonfo gets a bride's white sausage from a banquet table.
Ilromie says to Trillian 'Your dance was exceptional.'
Bonfo gets a groom's gloom sadness sausage from a banquet table.
Dwiggans hugs you.
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Valindra says 'I'm quite chuffed with all of you.'
Valindra looks around the room fondly.
Dwiggans group hugs Valindra and you, squeezing them uncomfortably hard.
Trillian says to Ilromie 'Why thank you! It was my first time working as an ensamble.'
Draelar wipes a tear from his eye.
Trillian says to Ilromie 'I do think I'll have to work on the timing a bit. But not bad for a debut!'
Ilromie says 'Let it not be the last.'
Clemenzo gets a Raknos sausage from a banquet table.
Ilromie agrees absolutely.
Clemenzo tops his sausage with some stone-ground mustard.
Draelar drinks whisky from a bottle of Gutwrencher whiskey.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Draelar stops staggering around.
Clemenzo eats a Raknos sausage.
Draelar sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.
Bonfo leaves south.
Draelar starts staggering around like a drunk.
Bonfo enters the room.
Valindra hiccups gently.
Valindra says to Dwiggans 'Perhaps we should adjourn?'
Valindra beckons Dwiggans to follow.
Dwiggans says to Valindra 'Aye.'
Ilromie lets out a whistle.
Valindra walks west.
Dwiggans walks west.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flies west.
Pauwyr has left the realms.
Valindra walks in.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flies in.
Dwiggans walks in.
Bonfo says 'Valiggans is your couple name now.'
Bonfo twirls his moustache.
Dwiggans gets a dark bottle of beer from a banquet table.
Bonfo leaves south.
Valindra curtsies sort of sheepishly before capering toward the stair.
Dwiggans bows deeply.
Trillian says 'Hibby will tell us what happens, right?'
Wylsin waves happily.
Trillian blushes.
Valindra says 'I love all of you, this Renewal especially, but most others too.'
Valindra walks west.
Dwiggans walks west.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flies west.