<629hp 345m 376mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 1am (night) no opponent no opponent>
Hesum blocks your attack with his shield.
Hesum deflects your cleave aside in an ungraceful parry.
Hesum manages to dodge your cleave with a lot of effort.
Hesum has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<629hp 345m 376mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 1am (night) blade defensive> dual evi

Hesum's kicked dirt misses you.
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Hesum!
Hesum grips his shield firmly, staving off your cleave.
Hesum's freezing bite DISEMBOWELS you!
You grip your shield firmly, staving off Hesum's freezing bite.
Hesum has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<584hp 345m 376mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 1am (night) blade defensive>
You stop using a kite shield bearing the crest of Solace as a shield.
You wield the Eviscerator in your off-hand.
The Eviscerator feels like a part of you!
Hesum has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<584hp 345m 376mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 1am (night) blade defensive> barrage

You hammer Hesum's shield repeatedly with your weapons.
Your barrage hits Hesum.
Hesum's shield arm is numbed.
Your barrage wounds Hesum.
Hesum's shield arm is numbed.
Your barrage injures Hesum.
Hesum's shield arm is numbed.
Your barrage injures Hesum.
Hesum's shield arm is numbed.
Your barrage injures Hesum.
Hesum's shield arm is numbed.
Hesum has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<584hp 345m 376mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 1am (night) blade defensive>
Hesum's chill DISMEMBERS you!
You awkwardly parry Hesum's freezing bite with a loud clang.
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Hesum!
Your sting MUTILATES Hesum!
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Hesum!
Hesum looks pretty hurt.

<520hp 345m 376mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 1am (night) blade defensive>
You block Hesum's attack and attempt to strike at the brief opening.
Your riposte DISEMBOWELS Hesum!
You block Hesum's attack and attempt to strike at the brief opening.
Your riposte maims Hesum!
Hesum froths at the mouth.
Your cleave MUTILATES Hesum!
Hesum is in awful condition.

<520hp 345m 376mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 1am (night) blade defensive> overpower bash $$

Your muscles surge with power.
You slam into Hesum, and send him flying!
Your bash maims Hesum!
Hesum is in awful condition.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'M OVER HALF HEALTH, HE'S A ROUND DEEP INTO AWFUL AND FRESHLY BASHED...
GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG! BUT........<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

<520hp 345m 351mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 1am (night) blade defensive>
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Hesum!
You concentrate on your combat style to prevent Hesum from dodging.
Your sting MUTILATES Hesum!
Hesum's eyes suddenly burn like hot coals as he is gripped by insanity!
Hesum's wounds close through blooding in combat!
Your cleave MUTILATES Hesum!
Hesum delivers a devastating blow!
Hesum's fury === OBLITERATES === you!
Hesum looks pretty hurt.

<319hp 345m 351mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 1am (night) blade offensive>
The white aura around your body fades.
Hesum looks pretty hurt.

<333hp 345m 394mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 2am (night) blade offensive> flee

Hesum looks less wobbly on his feet.<<<<<<<<<<<<<oh shit, please don't trip me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hesum looks pretty hurt.

<333hp 345m 394mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 2am (night) blade offensive> flee

Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Hesum!
Your sting MUTILATES Hesum!
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Hesum!
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Hesum!
Hesum's fury >>> ANNIHILATES <<< you!
Hesum looks pretty hurt.

<54hp 345m 394mv 19917tnl 13983gold road (outside) 2am (night) blade offensive>
You flee from combat!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<thank you gods!

The Walking Disaster with a classic berserker come back. They are always interesting to fight, because ya
never know what may be unleashed.