Now streaming Beside a large bar.

Jaloro says 'Vargan has bet a small blind of 1000 coins.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, please bet the big blind, 2000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, please bet the big blind, 2000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has bet the big blind, so it is the first betting round. Here's the pocket cards.'
Jaloro hands Vargan two cards.
Jaloro hands Dwiggans two cards.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 1000 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the flop!'
Jaloro deals the Six of Diamonds to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Five of Diamonds to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Six of Spades to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans can't cover, so time for the whirlwind!'
Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 402 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call or fold.'

Vargan drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the whirlwind!'
Jaloro deals the Queen of Hearts to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the King of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'The table cards are the King of Clubs, the Queen of Hearts, the Six of Spades, the Five of Diamonds and the Six of Diamonds.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan has the Queen of Clubs and the Ace of Spades.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has the Three of Clubs and the Jack of Diamonds.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan wins with two pairs.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan receives the pot of 6804 gold coins. A new round begins now.'
Jaloro says 'You have less than the required gold, leave my table.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has left, leaving one person. Waiting for players.'
A gust of wind picks Dwiggans up, blowing him out of the room!

Dwiggans walks in.

Dwiggans chuckles politely.

Jaloro says 'We're waiting for one more player to take a seat.'

Dwiggans sits down at the poker table.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has joined in. Game begins when Vargan bets a small blind, 250 to 1000 coins.'

Vargan curtsies gracefully.

Jaloro says 'Vargan has bet a small blind of 1000 coins.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, please bet the big blind, 2000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has bet the big blind, so it is the first betting round. Here's the pocket cards.'
Jaloro hands Vargan two cards.
Jaloro hands Dwiggans two cards.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 1250 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the flop!'
Jaloro deals the Queen of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Jack of Hearts to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Five of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 475 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the turn!'
Jaloro deals the Jack of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 250 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the river!'
Jaloro deals the Eight of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has checked. Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has raised the maximum investment by 3000 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may call, raise or fold.'

Vargan frowns.

Vargan looks at Jaloro.

Jaloro says 'Vargan has folded.'
Jaloro says 'Only one person left, which means they've won the entire pot.'
Jaloro says 'Poker begins when Dwiggans bets a small blind, 250 to 1000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, please bet a small blind, 250 to 1000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has bet a small blind of 1000 coins.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan, please bet the big blind, 2000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has bet the big blind, so it is the first betting round. Here's the pocket cards.'
Jaloro hands Vargan two cards.
Jaloro hands Dwiggans two cards.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has raised the maximum investment by 2500 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the flop!'
Jaloro deals the Ten of Hearts to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Nine of Diamonds to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Jack of Diamonds to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has raised the maximum investment by 500 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the turn!'
Jaloro deals the Eight of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'The maximum allowed raise is three times the small blind - 3000 gold coins.'
Garp the citizen of Seringale yells 'Dat Kryton be a big bully!'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has raised the maximum investment by 3000 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may call, raise or fold.'

Vargan mutters something quietly to himself.

Vargan says 'I have straight!'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the river!'
Jaloro deals the Ten of Diamonds to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has raised the maximum investment by 500 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the showdown!'
Jaloro says 'The table cards are the Ten of Diamonds, the Eight of Clubs, the Jack of Diamonds, the Nine of Diamonds and the Ten of Hearts.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan has the Four of Spades and the Seven of Hearts.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has the Ace of Hearts and the King of Clubs.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan wins with a straight.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan receives the pot of 17000 gold coins. A new round begins now.'
Jaloro says 'Poker begins when Vargan bets a small blind, 250 to 1000 coins.'

Dwiggans looks at the sausage, pupils dilating, and begins breathing heavily.

Dwiggans wheezes.

Vargan smiles happily.

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has left, leaving one person. Waiting for players.'
Dwiggans stands up.

Dwiggans closes his eyes momentarily.
A string of sausages suddenly appears.

Jaloro says 'The game hasn't started yet.'

Dwiggans looks at the sausage, pupils dilating, and begins breathing heavily.

Dwiggans gets a string of sausages.

Dwiggans eats a string of sausages.

Dwiggans wheezes.

Dwiggans drinks water from a tin canteen.

Dwiggans drinks water from a tin canteen.

Dwiggans drinks water from a tin canteen.

Jaloro says 'The game hasn't started yet.'

Dwiggans closes his eyes momentarily.

Dwiggans sits down at the poker table.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has joined in. Game begins when Vargan bets a small blind, 250 to 1000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has bet a small blind of 1000 coins.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, please bet the big blind, 2000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, please bet the big blind, 2000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has bet the big blind, so it is the first betting round. Here's the pocket cards.'
Jaloro hands Vargan two cards.
Jaloro hands Dwiggans two cards.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has folded.'
Jaloro says 'Only one person left, which means they've won the entire pot.'
Jaloro says 'Poker begins when Dwiggans bets a small blind, 250 to 1000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has bet a small blind of 1000 coins.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan, please bet the big blind, 2000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has bet the big blind, so it is the first betting round. Here's the pocket cards.'
Jaloro hands Vargan two cards.
Jaloro hands Dwiggans two cards.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 2000 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the flop!'
Jaloro deals the Ten of Spades to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Nine of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Nine of Diamonds to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'It is not your turn to bet.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has checked. Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 2000 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the turn!'
Jaloro deals the Four of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has checked. Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 1966 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the river!'
Jaloro deals the Six of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has checked. Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 2250 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the showdown!'
Jaloro says 'The table cards are the Six of Clubs, the Four of Clubs, the Nine of Diamonds, the Nine of Clubs and the Ten of Spades.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan has the Jack of Spades and the Jack of Clubs.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has the Four of Spades and the Five of Clubs.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan wins with two pairs.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan receives the pot of 20432 gold coins. A new round begins now.'
Jaloro says 'Poker begins when Vargan bets a small blind, 250 to 1000 coins.'

Dwiggans nods.

Vargan stares at the sky.

Dwiggans says 'Cleanin' me out.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has bet a small blind of 1000 coins.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, please bet the big blind, 2000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has bet the big blind, so it is the first betting round. Here's the pocket cards.'
Jaloro hands Vargan two cards.
Jaloro hands Dwiggans two cards.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may call, raise or fold.'

Vargan says 'Lucky.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has called. Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has checked. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the flop!'
Jaloro deals the Two of Spades to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Nine of Diamonds to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Ten of Diamonds to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'
Jaloro says 'Hurry up!'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has checked. Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has checked. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the turn!'
Jaloro deals the Five of Spades to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 166 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has folded.'
Jaloro says 'Only one person left, which means they've won the entire pot.'
Jaloro says 'Poker begins when Dwiggans bets a small blind, 250 to 1000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has bet a small blind of 1000 coins.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan, please bet the big blind, 2000 coins.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has bet the big blind, so it is the first betting round. Here's the pocket cards.'
Jaloro hands Vargan two cards.
Jaloro hands Dwiggans two cards.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 1400 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the flop!'
Jaloro deals the Three of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Queen of Clubs to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Five of Spades to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'It is not your turn to bet.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has checked. Vargan, you may check, raise or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans can't cover, so time for the whirlwind!'
Jaloro says 'Vargan has raised the maximum investment by 859 gold.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans, you may call or fold.'

Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has called. This round is now over.'
Jaloro says 'Here comes the whirlwind!'
Jaloro deals the Three of Diamonds to the middle of the table.
Jaloro deals the Ten of Spades to the middle of the table.
Jaloro says 'The table cards are the Ten of Spades, the Three of Diamonds, the Five of Spades, the Queen of Clubs and the Three of Clubs.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan has the Five of Clubs and the Eight of Clubs.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has the Four of Spades and the Six of Hearts.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan wins with two pairs.'
Jaloro says 'Vargan receives the pot of 8518 gold coins. A new round begins now.'
Jaloro says 'You have less than the required gold, leave my table.'
Jaloro says 'Dwiggans has left, leaving one person. Waiting for players.'
A gust of wind picks Dwiggans up, blowing him out of the room!

Jaloro says 'We're waiting for one more player to take a seat.'

Jaloro says 'Vargan has left, and the game is empty. Game over.'
Vargan stands up.