where
Players near you in Seringale:
Shorien Chamber of Chivalry
Brumblwitz Beside a large bar
<PK> Vanisse South Square

South Square
S-+-* | You are at the South Square of Seringale. It is gloomy
| | and dim here. The square is a tiny opening in between a
S S-+-S | few broken down buildings. The air is stuffy and pungent
| | | from the various trash lying all over the ground. You see
+-+-@-+-+| the Main Street to the north and the south, the South Road
| || to the east and west.
S-+-S +|
| |
+-+-o |
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[Exits: north east south west]
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

Shorien bows before you.

You say 'Oh.'

You say 'We had a question.'

Shorien says 'Yes?'

You say 'Cyprian, Brumblwitz and I were wondering if the rumor is true that nobles enjoy being flung from trebuchets.'

Shorien says 'I am unsure if they would enjoy such, they do not bounce quite as well as gremlins.'

You say 'Hmmmmm.'

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Shorien says he is not sure about Vikka's nobles claim, as nobles don't bounce as well as gremlins.'

You say 'I think we would need to test it out.'

Shorien says 'I think they are too pampered to enjoy such.'

<HERALD> Brumblwitz gossips: 'W-W-We will never know until w-w-we try!'

<PATRON> Cyprian gossips: '..I wonder who he's bounced...or if he's been richocheted himself.'

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'That's what I said!'

You say 'How do you know how well they bounce?'

Brumblwitz walks in.
Orochi the pink bud walks in.

Brumblwitz sits down and rests.

Shorien says 'I may or may not have had to bounce one out on there head while drinking in a pub.'

Brumblwitz bows before you.

You say 'Oh?'

You dazzle Brumblwitz with your smile.

Shorien says 'They do get rowdy at times.'

Brumblwitz smiles happily.

Shorien says 'Valour is not a place to act like a fool, even if you are a Noble.'
Shorien closes his eyes momentarily.

You let out a hearty laugh.

Shorien says 'I will see if I can find one to volunteer to be launched.'

Brumblwitz says 'B-B-But being tossed by an Elf and b-b-being launched from a trebuchet are tw-tw-two vastly different ways of g-g-gaining bounce, are they not?'

Shorien says 'Depends on how angry the elf.'

Brumblwitz nods.
Brumblwitz says 'I s-s-see.'
Brumblwitz says 'R-R-Remind me to never make you a-a-angry...'
Brumblwitz snickers softly.

Shorien says 'I am a peaceful elf most of the time.'

You say 'When do you turn from peaceful elf into mad stomp elf?'

Shorien says 'When the darkness walks the lands and oppresses the people.'

You say 'Ah, yes.'

Shorien says 'When are you planning your test?'

You say 'When we find a suitable test subject!'

Shorien says 'I am always up for a good time, how about launching me!'

Brumblwitz says 'Wh-Wh-Where is Iryn when you n-n-need him...'

Shorien sits on trebuchet.

Brumblwitz rubs his hands together in greedy anticipation.

Shorien yells 'Launch me!'

look
South Square
S-+-* | You are at the South Square of Seringale. It is gloomy
| | and dim here. The square is a tiny opening in between a
S S-+-S | few broken down buildings. The air is stuffy and pungent
| | | from the various trash lying all over the ground. You see
+-+-@-+-+| the Main Street to the north and the south, the South Road
| || to the east and west.
S-+-S +|
| |
+-+-o |
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
(Charmed) (Translucent) A pink bud is here, crawling behind its owner.
<IT> (Translucent) (White Aura) Brumblwitz the Sage of Arcane Power is here.
Shorien the Avenger is here.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

Vanisse launches Shorien into the air!
Shorien disappears in a mushroom cloud.

Brumblwitz cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!

...

Shorien says 'How was that?'
Shorien lets out a hearty laugh.

You say 'Did you bounce?'

Brumblwitz says 'H-H-How far did you b-b-bounce?'

Shorien says 'I landed on me feet no bounce.'

DAMN! You snap your fingers.

Brumblwitz frowns.
Brumblwitz says 'W-W-We need a noble... Knight's don't b-b-bounce.'

You say 'Wearing too much armor.'

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

You say 'Not flowy...aerodynamic...tailored robes.'

Shorien nods.

Brumblwitz looks at Shorien.

Shorien sits down and thinks deeply.

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'For the official test we should have an experimenter on both sides to take notes. Force required to launch... Bounce-ability... Impact of landing...'

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

You cackle gleefully.

Shorien says 'This is a problem we shall fix, we will find us a noble.'

You dazzle Shorien with your smile.

You say 'We should try a count as well.'

<PATRON> Cyprian gossips: 'Looks like there's you and Brumblwitz. I say you take notes from the end wherein he lands.'

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

Shorien says 'Yes!'

<PATRON> Cyprian gossips: 'If you launch he might never land anywhere.'

Shorien says 'Can you not summon a noble from the castle?'

<HERALD> Brumblwitz gossips: 'I c-c-can calculate tr-tr-trajectory correctly. I th-th-think...'

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Accidentally launched into another plane of existence? Haha'

Shorien eats a string of sausages.

An overzealous noble arrives from a puff of smoke.

look
South Square
S-+-* | You are at the South Square of Seringale. It is gloomy
| | and dim here. The square is a tiny opening in between a
S S-+-S | few broken down buildings. The air is stuffy and pungent
| | | from the various trash lying all over the ground. You see
+-+-@-+-+| the Main Street to the north and the south, the South Road
| || to the east and west.
S-+-S +|
| |
+-+-o |
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
An overzealous noble is here, eager to aid in the fight against darkness.
Shorien the Avenger is here.
(Charmed) (Translucent) A pink bud is here, crawling behind its owner.
<IT> (Translucent) (White Aura) Brumblwitz the Sage of Arcane Power is here.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

You peer intently at an overzealous noble.

Shorien cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!

Brumblwitz looks at an overzealous noble.
Shorien looks at an overzealous noble.

An overzealous noble blinks innocently.

You say 'Soooo.'

Shorien pats an overzealous noble on his head.

Brumblwitz says 'R-R-Ready to g-g-get bounced?'

An overzealous noble squirms like a worm on a hook.

Brumblwitz walks north.
Orochi the pink bud walks north.

An overzealous noble says 'What!'

You say 'Oh, it is just a very safe test.'

Shorien says 'Do it noble, your commanded so.'

An overzealous noble says 'A test??'

You say 'Just stand right there.'

Shorien says 'Just a bounce test.'

You poke a gremlin launcher.

<HERALD> Brumblwitz gossips: 'N-N-Notepad is out. R-R-Ready for launch.'

Shorien says 'Cover your head.'

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Alright.'

Shorien pokes an overzealous noble in the ribs.
An overzealous noble slaps Shorien.

look
South Square
S-+-* | You are at the South Square of Seringale. It is gloomy
| | and dim here. The square is a tiny opening in between a
S S-+-S | few broken down buildings. The air is stuffy and pungent
| | | from the various trash lying all over the ground. You see
+-+-@-+-+| the Main Street to the north and the south, the South Road
| || to the east and west.
S-+-S +|
| |
+-+-o |
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
An overzealous noble is here, eager to aid in the fight against darkness.
Shorien the Avenger is here.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

An overzealous noble steps gingerly onto the trebuchet.

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Incoming...'

Shorien says 'Launch him!!!!'

Vanisse launches an overzealous noble!
An overzealous noble disappears in a mushroom cloud.

Shorien yells 'Incoming!'

You say 'Oh, that used less force than I expected.'
You peer around yourself intently.

Shorien says 'I bet he bounced far.'

<HERALD> Brumblwitz gossips: 'Th-Th-That was more of a s-s-slide and stop than a bounce. It l-l-looked painful.'

You say 'I thought nobles all ate too much.'

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'He launched pretty easily.'

<PATRON> Cyprian gossips: 'Does he need healing?'

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Brumblwitz was at the landing pad.'

Brumblwitz walks in.
Orochi the pink bud walks in.

Shorien says 'How far he bounce?'

Brumblwitz says 'It w-w-was more of a slide then an a-a-abrupt stop.'

You say 'Hmm we should go see if he's alright.'


The Main Street
S-+-S | You are on the Main Street of Seringale. It is a wide
| | street with lots of space to both sides. There are tons
S-+-* | of people rushing from one place to another, minding
| | their own business. You see the Main Street continues
S S-@-S | to the north, entrances to taverns on both sides of the
| | | street and the South Square to the south.
+-+-+-+-+|
| ||
S-+-S +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.


The Main Street
*-+-* | You are on the Main Street of Seringale. It is a wide
| | street with lots of space to both sides. There are tons
S-+-S | of people rushing from one place to another, minding
| | their own business. You see entrances to taverns on
S-@-* | both sides of the street and the Main Street continues
| | to the north and the south.
S S-+-S |
| | |
+-+-+-+-+|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.

The Main Street
+-+ +-+| You are on the Main Street of Seringale. It is a wide street
| | | || with lots of space to both sides. There are tons of people
F *-+-* S| rushing from one place to another, minding their own business.
| | You see a shop with a sign of a sewing needle to the east
S-@-S | and to the west, the pet shop.
| |
S-+-* |
| |
S-+-S |
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]

South of Market Square
S *-+-* F| You are south of Market Square. A marvellous fountain has
| | | || been erected here in the middle of the city of Seringale,
+-+ +-+| ever flowing with clear drinkable water. Unfortunately
| | | || it is ringed by a spiked iron fence. The road is well worn
F *-@-* S| from the traffic constantly passing over it. A path leads
| | east and west around the fountain, while the main street
S-+-S | continues to the south.
| |
S-+-* |
---------+

[Exits: east south west]


Southeast of Market Square
*-+-* F +| You are standing southeast of the Market Square. A marvellous
| | | || fountain has been erected here in the middle of the city
+ +-+-+| of Seringale, ever flowing with clear drinkable water. Unfortunately
| | | || it is ringed by a spiked iron fence. The road is well worn
*-+-@ S S| from the traffic constantly passing over it. You see a path
| | around the square to the west and north.
S-+-S |
| |
S-+-* |
---------+

[Exits: north west]


East of Market Square
S-+-S | You are east of Market Square. A marvellous fountain has
| | been erected here in the middle of the city of Seringale,
*-+-* F +| ever flowing with clear with clear drinkable water. Unfortunately
| | | || it is ringed by a spiked iron fence. The road is well worn
+ @-+-+| from the traffic constantly passing over it. A path leads
| | | || north and south around the fountain, while the common road
*-+-* S S| continues to the east.
| |
S-+-S |
---------+

[Exits: north east south]

Northeast of Market Square
S-+-F | You are standing northeast of the Market Square. A marvellous
| | fountain has been erected here in the middle of the city
S-+-S | of Seringale, ever flowing with clear drinkable water.
| | Unfortunately it is ringed by a spiked iron fence. The
*-+-@ F +| road is well worn from the traffic constantly passing
| | | || over it. You see a path around the square to the west
+ +-+-+| and the south.
| | | ||
*-+-* S S|
---------+

[Exits: south west]

North of Market Square
+-S-+-F | You are north of Market Square. A marvellous fountain
| | has been erected here in the middle of the city of Seringale,
S-+-S | ever flowing with clear drinkable water. Unfortunately
| | it is ringed by a spiked iron fence. The road is well
S *-@-* F| worn from the traffic constantly passing over it. A path
| | | || leads east and west around the fountain, while the main
+-+ +-+| street continues to the north.
| | | ||
F *-+-* S|
---------+

[Exits: north east west]


The Main Street
S-+ | You are on the Main Street of Seringale. It is a wide
| | street with lots of space to both sides. There are tons
+-S-+-F | of people rushing from one place to another, minding
| | their own business. You see a shop with a sign of a flute
S-@-S | to the west, and the general shop to the east.
| |
S *-+-* F|
| | | ||
+-+ +-+|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]


The Main Street
+-+-+-+-+| You are on the Main Street of Seringale. It is a wide street
| | || with lots of space to both sides. There are tons of people
S-+ F +| rushing from one place to another, minding their own business.
| || You see a shop with a sign of a map to the east and the
+-S-@-F +| Mocker's Tavern to the west. Main Street continues to the
| | north and south.
S-+-S |
| |
*-+-* |
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]


The Main Street
S-+ | You are on the Main Street of Seringale. It is a very wide
| | street with lots of space to both sides. There are a significant
+-+-+-+-+| number of people rushing from one place to another, minding
| | || their own business. You see the bustling North Square to
S-@ F +| the north, as the Main street continues to the south. A
| || flurry of activity emanates from a tidy little shop to
+-S-+-F +| the west. A small pile of breadcrumbs lies in the center
| | of the street for some mundane reason.
S-+-S |
---------+

[Exits: north south west]
A human city guard of Seringale stands watch here.


North Square
B-+-* | You are at the North Square of Seringale. It is peaceful
| | | and quiet here. The square is a large opening space surrounded
S-+ *-o| by grand buildings made by fanciful stonework. You see
| | the Main Street to the north and the south and the North
+-+-@-+-+| Road to the east and the west. A small tuft of grass
| | || pokes up defiantly in the middle of the square. A set
S-+ F +| of dents shaped curiously like one's rear end has been
| || well-worn into the paving stones here.
+-S-+-F +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A brass finger post stands here.
The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically in the middle of the square.
A dwarven city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
An overzealous noble is here bleeding on the square.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

Brumblwitz walks in.
Orochi the pink bud walks in.

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'He's BLEEDING.'

Shorien looks at an overzealous noble.

Shorien closes his eyes momentarily and nods at an overzealous noble.
Shorien closes his eyes momentarily and nods at an overzealous noble.

Cyprian walks in.

Shorien says 'He will be fine.'

Cyprian looks at Shorien.

Brumblwitz dives from the shadows and TAGS Cyprian. Cyprian is IT!

Shorien looks at an overzealous noble.

Brumblwitz giggles.

An overzealous noble sniffs sadly.

Cyprian peers intently at Brumblwitz.

Brumblwitz smiles happily.

Cyprian says '..that was a cheap trick.'
Cyprian snorts derisively.

Shorien says 'Suck it up sir.'

An overzealous noble says 'I want to press charges! You said this was SAFE.'
A dwarven city guard walks in.

Cyprian peers around himself intently.

You peer intently at an overzealous noble.

Cyprian dives from the shadows and TAGS an overzealous noble. an overzealous noble is IT!
An overzealous noble says 'Don't tag me, I'm not playing your stupid game.'

Brumblwitz says 'I-I-It was safe!'

You say 'I deny everything and demand proof!'

An overzealous noble grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...

Brumblwitz says 'F-F-For the people conducting the test.'

Shorien says 'I saw nothing.'

Cyprian says 'Bah. I can be it like a man.'

An overzealous noble points at his tattered robes.

Cyprian sniffs sadly.

Brumblwitz giggles.

An overzealous noble says 'Those cost me 20,000 gold!!!'

You scoff at the idea, how absurd!

Cyprian looks at an overzealous noble.

Brumblwitz peers intently at an overzealous noble.
An overzealous noble says 'Thats kind of you.'

Cyprian says 'By the way....'

Shorien says 'If you are spending that much on gold perhaps you should donate more to your beloved Knights.'

You nod in enthusiastic agreement with Shorien.

Brumblwitz says 'I w-w-wasn't peering at you k-k-kindly, sir!'

Cyprian says to you 'You clip your nails in odd places..'
Cyprian gives you a troll's fingernail.
Cyprian gives you a troll's fingernail.
Cyprian snickers softly.
Cyprian walks north.

You boggle at the concept.

You yell 'I'm not a troll!'

wher
Players near you in Seringale:
Shorien North Square
Cyprian Inside the North Gate
Brumblwitz North Square
<PK> Vanisse North Square

Shorien lets out a hearty laugh.

An overzealous noble walks south.

inv
You are carrying:
( 2) a troll's fingernail

Brumblwitz falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Cyprian walks in.
You bury your face in your palm with a sigh.

Cyprian walks south.
Cyprian walks in.
Cyprian says 'Here I thought it was a compliment....'

exa fingernail
A troll's fingernail lies here.
It is made of flesh and weighs 0 lbs.

You sniff a troll's fingernail curiously.

Brumblwitz looks at Cyprian.

You grimace painfully at the thought.

Cyprian says '..you wear the mask so often..'

You eat a troll's fingernail.
You aren't blind.

Cyprian says 'I thought that maybe..I could feed the desired delusion.'

Brumblwitz says 'D-D-Did you just....'

Cyprian says '..you just..'

You bat your eyelashes.

Cyprian turns green.

Cyprian says '..ate a troll's fingernail.'

You say 'Bit crunchy.'

Cyprian looks at you.

Cyprian says '..no telling how long it's been sitting on the ground..'

You say 'You can try one.'

Cyprian says '..what part of the troll it itched...'

Shorien says 'Why?'

You give a troll's fingernail to Cyprian.

Cyprian drops it immediately.

Shorien says 'Who does that?'

Cyprian drops a troll's fingernail.

You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

Brumblwitz giggles.

Cyprian points at you. How rude!

Shorien says 'I cannot unsee such things.'

Cyprian says 'This one.'

Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!

look
North Square
B-+-* | You are at the North Square of Seringale. It is peaceful
| | | and quiet here. The square is a large opening space surrounded
S-+ *-o| by grand buildings made by fanciful stonework. You see
| | the Main Street to the north and the south and the North
+-+-@-+-+| Road to the east and the west. A small tuft of grass
| | || pokes up defiantly in the middle of the square. A set
S-+ F +| of dents shaped curiously like one's rear end has been
| || well-worn into the paving stones here.
+-S-+-F +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A troll's fingernail lies here.
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A brass finger post stands here.
The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically in the middle of the square.
A dwarven city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
<IT> Cyprian the Sacred Heart is here.
(Charmed) A pink bud is here, crawling behind its owner.
Brumblwitz the Sage of Arcane Power is here.
Shorien the Avenger is here.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

You say 'It is really surprisingly edible though.'

Cyprian says 'Devourer of fingernails.'

Brumblwitz says 'H-H-Have you seen her gnome t-t-trick?'

You say 'Tasted a bit like cheese.'

Cyprian says 'I think I'll be excused, citing nausea.'

Shorien says 'I have not.'

Cyprian walks west.

Brumblwitz gets a stuffed bear from a satchel embroidered with the crest of Heralds.

You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

Brumblwitz holds a stuffed bear in his hand.

A patient yells 'A miracle! Cyprian has cured my ailments!'

<PATRON> Cyprian gossips: 'He saw how sick I was and realized he was fine.'

Shorien says 'I have heard that Gnomes taste great though.'

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Haha I'm sorry, do you need a healer?'

Shorien licks Brumblwitz's jawline delicately.

You say 'Oh they do.'

Brumblwitz rolls his eyes, disgusted.

Shorien says 'Not bad.'

<PATRON> Cyprian gossips: 'There are a couple ways to interpret that.'

Brumblwitz launches a gremlin into the air!
The gremlin sails off into the distance with a wail of despair.

look board
<<< Welcome to the Herald Bulletin Board! >>>

WANTED: Willing participants of the noble persuasion for a perfectly
safe experiment. Those whose noses are well-experienced at altitude
especially encouraged to apply.

SERIN RACE RESULTS:
15 minutes, 55 seconds - Kedaleam the Hierarch of Justice
27 minutes, 2 seconds - Varliv the Hobbling Gobbler
36 minutes, 49 seconds - Glerr the Great Demon Slayer
47 minutes, 59 seconds - Brumblwitz the Tavern Patron

For the winner, 50,000 gold and a pair of blood-soaked boots!
Congratulations Kedaleam!

------------------------------------------------------------------------
UPCOMING FAIRE - Seeking all artisans who wish to participate, contact
the Heralds to reserve a tent today!

BOOK OF YOUTH - A long forgotten Mystic had begun writing a masterpiece
of a book catered to new adventurers, but as time would have it, Mystics
have since faded into their darkened misty halls. The book now remains
covered in dust, but alas, it must be finished by someone!

The Serin Mystique, Volume 12, Issue 2 is now published and on sale. For
those seeking a copy, hound a Herald!

The Quest Writ for the Celestial of Tolerance has been completed by
the ever-vigilant nighthawk Shikuro. Until next Celestial writ fiends!
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You say 'I say, we gather more test subjects.'

Brumblwitz looks at the Bulletin Board.
Shorien looks at the Bulletin Board.

Shorien says 'Have you ever launched a storm giant?'

You say 'Hmmm.'

Shorien says 'Fulerton may allow such.'

who
[ Elf ] [KNIGHT] Shorien the Avenger, Squire of Ceridwel
[ Storm ] Fulerton Brightspark the Challenger
[ Human ] <IT> Cyprian the Sacred Heart, Patron of the Tavern
[ Gnome ] <HERALD> Brumblwitz Greybrow the Sage of Arcane Power
[58 Wisp SUP] <PK> <HERALD> Vanisse the Myth Weaver
Players found: 5
There are 5 characters on; the most on this past month was 17.

You say 'Really?'

where
Players near you in Seringale:
Shorien North Square
Cyprian The Infirmary
Brumblwitz North Square
<PK> Vanisse North Square

Shorien says 'I would think so!'

Brumblwitz says 'W-W-We might need to reinforce th-th-the trebuchet for that.'

You say 'Yes...hmm...it appears to be built for much smaller physiology.'

examine trebuchet
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

Shorien sits down and thinks deeply.

You say 'We will need some gnomes to fix it!'

Brumblwitz smiles happily.

A gnome scientist arrives from a puff of smoke.
A gnome scientist arrives from a puff of smoke.
A gnome scientist arrives from a puff of smoke.
Brumblwitz cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!

look
North Square
B-+-* | You are at the North Square of Seringale. It is peaceful
| | | and quiet here. The square is a large opening space surrounded
S-+ *-o| by grand buildings made by fanciful stonework. You see
| | the Main Street to the north and the south and the North
+-+-@-+-+| Road to the east and the west. A small tuft of grass
| | || pokes up defiantly in the middle of the square. A set
S-+ F +| of dents shaped curiously like one's rear end has been
| || well-worn into the paving stones here.
+-S-+-F +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A troll's fingernail lies here.
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A brass finger post stands here.
The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically in the middle of the square.
A gnome scientist is here.
A gnome scientist is here.
A gnome scientist is here.
(Charmed) A pink bud is here, crawling behind its owner.
Brumblwitz the Sage of Arcane Power is here.
Shorien the Avenger is here.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

A gnome scientist blinks innocently.

Brumblwitz says 'H-H-Hey, I know you!'

A gnome scientist says 'Hrmm...'
A gnome scientist sits down and thinks deeply.

A gnome scientist says 'Greetings Brumblwitz!'

Brumblwitz sits down and thinks deeply.

Brumblwitz says 'Hi!'

Brumblwitz says 'H-H-How are things in the L-L-Laboratory?'

A gnome scientist says 'Well, we WERE deep entrenched in a top secret project before...'
A gnome scientist glares icily at you.

You say 'Hey! We have a project here too!'

Brumblwitz says 'I'm c-c-certain this is more im-im-important.'

A gnome scientist says 'I hope it doesn't involve... erm...eating.'

Brumblwitz shakes his head.

You say 'Not if you do a good job.'

A gnome scientist says 'What's the job then?'

Brumblwitz says 'D-D-Do you think you could m-m-modify this to accomodate a st-st-storm giant?'

A gnome scientist sits down and thinks deeply.
A gnome scientist studies the structure of the trebuchet.

A gnome scientist says 'There's a weakness here at the joint... the pouch is also a bit on the small side...'

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

A gnome scientist says 'But I do think we could make some improvements.'

Brumblwitz cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!

Brumblwitz says 'H-H-How long will it t-t-take?'

A gnome scientist says 'We'll need some support. In the form of pipeweed bread.'

You bat your eyelashes.

Brumblwitz sits down and thinks deeply.

You say 'Gnome innovations...fueled by bread?'

A gnome scientist says 'Not just ANY bread. It has weed in it!'

Brumblwitz giggles.

A gnome scientist says 'Hrmm...'
A gnome scientist sits down and thinks deeply.

You say '...Oh.'

Brumblwitz says 'D-D-Do you know where I can find some of this b-b-bread for them Vanisse?'

A gnome scientist says 'We could have it done in a few hours with a bit of sustenance.'

You have created a pipeweed bread!
You have created a pipeweed bread!
You have created a pipeweed bread!
You have created a pipeweed bread!

Brumblwitz smiles happily.

A gnome scientist cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!

You give a pipeweed bread to a gnome scientist.
You give a pipeweed bread to a gnome scientist.
You give a pipeweed bread to a gnome scientist.
You give a pipeweed bread to a gnome scientist.

A gnome scientist eats a pipeweed bread.

Brumblwitz says 'A-A-Ask and you shall r-r-receive friends.'

A gnome scientist's eyes light up.
A gnome scientist says 'Eureka!'
A gnome scientist starts hammering away at the trebuchet.

Brumblwitz leans in and watches the work closely.

look
North Square
B-+-* | You are at the North Square of Seringale. It is peaceful
| | | and quiet here. The square is a large opening space surrounded
S-+ *-o| by grand buildings made by fanciful stonework. You see
| | the Main Street to the north and the south and the North
+-+-@-+-+| Road to the east and the west. A small tuft of grass
| | || pokes up defiantly in the middle of the square. A set
S-+ F +| of dents shaped curiously like one's rear end has been
| || well-worn into the paving stones here.
+-S-+-F +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A troll's fingernail lies here.
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A brass finger post stands here.
The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically in the middle of the square.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet frame.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet launch apparatus.
A gnome scientist is here, eating bread idly.
(Charmed) A pink bud is here, crawling behind its owner.
(White Aura) Brumblwitz the Sage of Arcane Power is here.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

*thwock!* a gnome scientist slaps a gnome scientist!

Brumblwitz drinks water from a silver chalice ornamented with pearls.
Brumblwitz lets out a hearty laugh.

A gnome scientist says 'Standing around idly!'

A gnome scientist says 'I'm.. hungry and you are doing all the work?'

A gnome scientist says 'Harrumph.'

Brumblwitz nudges you.

A gnome scientist says 'You can work on the trebuchet base. We need to reinforce the ground so that it doesn't tip over!'

Brumblwitz whispers 'Dinner a-a-and a show.'

You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.

A gnome scientist says 'No! Okay! I'll work!'

look
North Square
B-+-* | You are at the North Square of Seringale. It is peaceful
| | | and quiet here. The square is a large opening space surrounded
S-+ *-o| by grand buildings made by fanciful stonework. You see
| | the Main Street to the north and the south and the North
+-+-@-+-+| Road to the east and the west. A small tuft of grass
| | || pokes up defiantly in the middle of the square. A set
S-+ F +| of dents shaped curiously like one's rear end has been
| || well-worn into the paving stones here.
+-S-+-F +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A troll's fingernail lies here.
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A brass finger post stands here.
The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically in the middle of the square.
A dwarven city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet frame.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet launch apparatus.
A gnome scientist is here, strengthening the trebuchet base.
(Charmed) A pink bud is here, crawling behind its owner.
Brumblwitz the Sage of Arcane Power is here.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

A patient yells 'A miracle! Cyprian has cured my ailments!'

A gnome scientist says 'We might need more metal.'

You ponder the question.

Brumblwitz says 'M-M-Might need, or do need?'

A gnome scientist says 'And I need more leather for this pouch.'

Brumblwitz nods.
Brumblwitz looks in a satchel embroidered with the crest of Heralds.

A gnome scientist says 'Larger pieces of leather if you can find any.'

Brumblwitz says 'W-W-Will any kind of metal do?'

A gnome scientist says 'We need long, reinforced pieces. Like spears.'

Brumblwitz nods.
Brumblwitz will be right back!
Brumblwitz walks south.
Orochi the pink bud walks south.

look
North Square
B-+-* | You are at the North Square of Seringale. It is peaceful
| | | and quiet here. The square is a large opening space surrounded
S-+ *-o| by grand buildings made by fanciful stonework. You see
| | the Main Street to the north and the south and the North
+-+-@-+-+| Road to the east and the west. A small tuft of grass
| | || pokes up defiantly in the middle of the square. A set
S-+ F +| of dents shaped curiously like one's rear end has been
| || well-worn into the paving stones here.
+-S-+-F +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A troll's fingernail lies here.
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A brass finger post stands here.
The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically in the middle of the square.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet frame.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet launch apparatus.
A gnome scientist is here, strengthening the trebuchet base.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

where
Players near you in Seringale:
Cyprian The Infirmary
Brumblwitz The East Common Road
<PK> Vanisse North Square

A gnome scientist says 'Hrmm...'
A gnome scientist sits down and thinks deeply.

Shorien shakes his head.

Brumblwitz walks in.
Orochi the pink bud walks in.

You say 'What?'

Brumblwitz drops a flint-tipped spear.
Brumblwitz drops a flint-tipped spear.
Brumblwitz looks relieved as he begins to manage his belongings.
Brumblwitz drops a flint-tipped spear.

You cheer Brumblwitz on and wish him good luck!

Shorien says 'How are we looking on the trebuchet.'

North Square
B-+-* | You are at the North Square of Seringale. It is peaceful
| | | and quiet here. The square is a large opening space surrounded
S-+ *-o| by grand buildings made by fanciful stonework. You see
| | the Main Street to the north and the south and the North
+-+-@-+-+| Road to the east and the west. A small tuft of grass
| | || pokes up defiantly in the middle of the square. A set
S-+ F +| of dents shaped curiously like one's rear end has been
| || well-worn into the paving stones here.
+-S-+-F +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
You see 3 of a flint-tipped spear here.
A troll's fingernail lies here.
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A brass finger post stands here.
The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically in the middle of the square.
(Charmed) (Translucent) A pink bud is here, crawling behind its owner.
(Translucent) Brumblwitz the Sage of Arcane Power is here.
Shorien the Avenger is here.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet frame.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet launch apparatus.
A gnome scientist is here, strengthening the trebuchet base.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

You say 'We have these gnomes hard at work!'

A gnome scientist gets a flint-tipped spear.
A gnome scientist gets a flint-tipped spear.
A gnome scientist gets a flint-tipped spear.

Brumblwitz says 'N-N-Now some big pieces of l-l-leather?'

A gnome scientist lashes the spears onto the trebuchet firmly.

Brumblwitz looks in a satchel embroidered with the crest of Heralds.
Brumblwitz walks north.
Orochi the pink bud walks north.

A gnome scientist hangs with all his weight on the frame, which doesn't budge.

A gnome scientist strokes his beard thoughtfully.

A gnome scientist nods to himself.

A gnome scientist says 'Interesting...'
A gnome scientist scratches his head thoughtfully.

Brumblwitz walks in.
Orochi the pink bud walks in.

Brumblwitz drops a padded leather tunic.
Brumblwitz drops padded leather leggings.
Brumblwitz says 'W-W-Will that be enough?'

Brumblwitz says 'I w-w-was thinking if th-th-they were sewn together...'

A gnome scientist strokes his beard.

A gnome scientist says 'We'll need some thread and a needle...'

A gnome scientist says 'Hrmm...'
A gnome scientist sits down and thinks deeply.

A gnome scientist gets a troll's fingernail.

A gnome scientist says 'This might do as a needle.'

Brumblwitz utters the words, 'hiqahz abyzqh'.

A gnome scientist looks at a troll's fingernail.
A gnome scientist turns green.

Brumblwitz says 'I c-c-can get you some st-st-string.'
Brumblwitz will be right back!
Brumblwitz walks south.
Orochi the pink bud walks south.

A gnome scientist says 'Hrmm...'
A gnome scientist sits down and thinks deeply.

A gnome scientist says 'Interesting...'
A gnome scientist scratches his head thoughtfully.

Brumblwitz walks in.
Orochi the pink bud walks in.

Brumblwitz drops a string of small wooden beads.

A gnome scientist gets a string of small wooden beads.
A gnome scientist gets padded leather leggings.
A gnome scientist gets a padded leather tunic.

A gnome scientist strips the beads off the string, which bounce all over the square with a clatter.

Brumblwitz says 'I-I-Improvisation! I l-l-love it.'

A gnome scientist threads the string onto a troll's fingernail.

A gnome scientist says 'Improvisation is the road to innovation.'

A gnome scientist finds himself the most agreeable being alive.

Heh.

A gnome scientist says 'Interesting...'
A gnome scientist scratches his head thoughtfully.

A gnome scientist stitches the leather together.

Brumblwitz says 'What i-i-is it?'

A gnome scientist holds the stitched piece up and peers at you through the holes.

Brumblwitz says 'M-M-More leather?'

A gnome scientist says 'I hope this is strong enough...'

A gnome scientist stitches the leather onto the trebuchet pouch, enlarging it.

A gnome scientist straightens and pats the trebuchet base with satisfaction.

look
North Square
B-+-* | You are at the North Square of Seringale. It is peaceful
| | | and quiet here. The square is a large opening space surrounded
S-+ *-o| by grand buildings made by fanciful stonework. You see
| | the Main Street to the north and the south and the North
+-+-@-+-+| Road to the east and the west. A small tuft of grass
| | || pokes up defiantly in the middle of the square. A set
S-+ F +| of dents shaped curiously like one's rear end has been
| || well-worn into the paving stones here.
+-S-+-F +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A brass finger post stands here.
The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically in the middle of the square.
A dwarven city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
(Charmed) (Translucent) A pink bud is here, crawling behind its owner.
(Translucent) (White Aura) Brumblwitz the Sage of Arcane Power is here.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet frame.
A gnome scientist is here, working on the trebuchet launch apparatus.
A gnome scientist stands here.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

Brumblwitz examines the base of the trebuchet.
Brumblwitz nods.

A gnome scientist pats the trebuchet pouch gingerly.
A gnome scientist pats the trebuchet frame cheerfully.

look
North Square
B-+-* | You are at the North Square of Seringale. It is peaceful
| | | and quiet here. The square is a large opening space surrounded
S-+ *-o| by grand buildings made by fanciful stonework. You see
| | the Main Street to the north and the south and the North
+-+-@-+-+| Road to the east and the west. A small tuft of grass
| | || pokes up defiantly in the middle of the square. A set
S-+ F +| of dents shaped curiously like one's rear end has been
| || well-worn into the paving stones here.
+-S-+-F +|
---------+

[Exits: north east south west]
A huge steel trebuchet stands here with a cage full of gremlins next to it, awaiting launch.
A brass finger post stands here.
The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically in the middle of the square.
(Charmed) (Translucent) A pink bud is here, crawling behind its owner.
(Translucent) (White Aura) Brumblwitz the Sage of Arcane Power is here.
A gnome scientist stands here.
A gnome scientist stands here.
A gnome scientist stands here.
A referee dressed appropriately in a striped furry suit stands here.

You say 'Looks like we're all set.'

Olyn pulls out a tarot card for Brumblwitz.
Brumblwitz smiles happily.

You say 'Now...we just need a storm giant!'

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

<PATRON> Cyprian gossips: '...am I seeing things?'

Brumblwitz says 'O-O-Olyn just read me a tarot card! Th-Th-Thanks Olyn!'

You let out a hearty laugh.

You say 'We should launch him!'

Brumblwitz nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Olyn! Would you like to be launched in our new, storm giant-capacitous gremlin flinging device?'

<PATRON> Cyprian gossips: '..so I wasn't delusional..'

<HERALD> Brumblwitz gossips: 'P-P-Pretty please!'

Olyn gossips: 'Another time. I'm cliff jumping.'

DAMN! You snap your fingers.

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Oh fine.'

Brumblwitz waits patiently.

You say 'Maybe Boen?'

Brumblwitz says 'I h-h-have asked him.'

You beam delightedly!

You say 'Did you give him any details or is it a surprise?'

Brumblwitz smiles happily.

Brumblwitz says 'H-H-He is coming.'

You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!

Brumblwitz says 'I m-m-may have been a little vague about the d-d-details.'
Brumblwitz blushes.

You cackle gleefully.

Boen walks in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

A gnome scientist says 'Hrmm...'
A gnome scientist sits down and thinks deeply.

Brumblwitz smiles happily.
You dazzle Boen with your smile.

Boen bows before Brumblwitz.
Boen bows before you.

Brumblwitz says 'H-H-Hi there!'

Boen says 'Hallo esteemed.'

Brumblwitz says 'So, w-w-we are conducting an e-e-experiment.'
You agree absolutely.

Boen says 'What ya need me to do.'

Brumblwitz says 'W-W-Would you kindly t-t-take a seat in the t-t-trebuchet?'

You say 'Just step right here.'
Vanisse pats the trebuchet.

A gnome scientist says 'Hrmm...'
A gnome scientist sits down and thinks deeply.

You say 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe and 100% untested.'

Brumblwitz says 'D-D-Don't worry, the scientists j-j-just reinforced it!'

Boen says 'Give me a while I need to be away a while.'

Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!

Brumblwitz nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.

Boen has left the realms.

You say 'Oh fine.'

Brumblwitz mutters something quietly to himself.

You say 'I think we scared him off.'

You grumble distractedly to yourself.

Brumblwitz says 'W-W-We need someone to f-f-fling.'

You say 'Would you like to fly over Seringale?'

You dazzle Brumblwitz with your smile.

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

Brumblwitz says 'Y-Y-Yes!'

You have created a thick steel helmet!
You give a thick steel helmet to Brumblwitz.

Brumblwitz hops in the leather pouch.

Brumblwitz removes a blue-tinged dragonscale barbute from his head.
Brumblwitz wears a thick steel helmet on his head.

Brumblwitz rubs his hands together in greedy anticipation.

You say 'Ready?'

Brumblwitz nods.

Vanisse launches Brumblewitz off into the wild blue yonder!
Brumblwitz disappears in a mushroom cloud.

Brumblwitz yells 'WOOOOHOOOOO!!!'

where
Players near you in Seringale:
Shorien North Square
Cyprian The Infirmary
Brumblwitz The South Main Street
<PK> Vanisse North Square

Shorien cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!

You yell 'Wow, you flew FAR.'

Brumblwitz walks in.
Orochi the pink bud walks in.

You say 'So! Did you bounce?'

Shorien looks at Brumblwitz.

Brumblwitz says 'Ever s-s-so slightly. Bum t-t-to toes.'

Heh.

Akuzo walks in.

Akuzo smiles happily.

Akuzo launches a gremlin into the air!
The gremlin sails off into the distance with a wail of despair.

Akuzo launches a gremlin into the air!
The gremlin sails off into the distance with a wail of despair.

Brumblwitz snickers softly.

Shorien says 'Launch Akuzo!'

Akuzo launches a gremlin into the air!
The gremlin slips on its trajectory and smacks into the side of a building, sliding to the ground with a woozy "Uuughhh..."

You agree absolutely.
Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

You say 'Akuzo! Step right up!'

Akuzo smiles happily.
Akuzo steps right up.

Vanisse stuffs Akuzo in the trebuchet.

Shorien nods.

Brumblwitz lets out a hearty laugh.

Shorien says 'No crying!'

Vanisse launches Akuzo off into the wild blue yonder!
Akuzo disappears in a mushroom cloud.

Shorien cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!

You cackle gleefully.

where
Players near you in Seringale:
Akuzo South Square
Shorien North Square
Cyprian The Infirmary
Brumblwitz North Square
<PK> Vanisse North Square


Brumblwitz smiles happily.

Akuzo yells 'OOOooof!'

Shorien says 'Be nice to launch him all the way to Valour!'

You yell 'Did you bounce?'

Akuzo yells 'Nope! I'm too sure-footed for that.'

You say 'Oh my. We would need serious structural improvements for THAT.'

A gnome scientist agrees absolutely.
Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

You say 'No one is bouncing! Only gremlins.'
You sigh.

Brumblwitz says 'I b-b-bet the cannon in the g-g-great ring could send someone t-t-to Valour.'

Shorien says 'I bet it can!'

You say 'Yes, but that's a cannon..'

Brumblwitz says 'W-W-We aren't nobles.'

Flydoria flies in.

Brumblwitz smiles happily.

Flydoria flies south.

You say 'Flydoria would also probably fly quite far.'

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

Shorien says 'Just a thought.....how about orochi....'

look orochi
A orchid is here, crawling behind its owner.
Orochi the pink bud is in excellent condition.

Brumblwitz pats Orochi the pink bud on its head.

Brumblwitz says 'Y-Y-You can try!'

Shorien cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!

Vanisse puts Orochi in the trebuchet.

Shorien says 'Farewell!'

You say 'It's hard to know what it's feeling at this moment, being a plant.'

Brumblwitz waves goodbye to Orochi the pink bud.

You peer intently at Orochi the pink bud.

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.
Brumblwitz says 'P-P-Probably not much.'

Vanisse launches Orochi into the air!
Orochi the pink bud disappears in a mushroom cloud.

Brumblwitz says 'J-J-Just sweetness.'

You stare at the sky.

Brumblwitz says 'Wow!'

You say 'Erm.'

You say 'It kind of just kept going.'

You stare at the sky.

Brumblwitz says 'Y-Y-You sent it t-t-to Limbo!'

Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!

Brumblwitz says 'That w-w-was amazing!'

You say 'I didn't mean to! It was just so light.'

You say 'Here, let me go fetch it.'

The world bends and quivers as Vanisse vanishes with a quiet >POP!<

You hear something whistling down at your head.
Orochi the pink bud arrives from a puff of smoke.

Brumblwitz pats Orochi the pink bud on its head.

The air shimmers suddenly as Vanisse manifests before you.

Brumblwitz smiles happily.

A gnome scientist says 'Well, looks like our job is done.'

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

You say 'Yes, thank you gnomes!'

Brumblwitz says 'That w-w-was fun.'
Brumblwitz thanks a gnome scientist heartily.

A gnome scientist dusts his hands off, job complete.

A gnome scientist disappears in a mushroom cloud.
A gnome scientist disappears in a mushroom cloud.
A gnome scientist disappears in a mushroom cloud.

You agree absolutely.

You say 'One day...we'll launch some nobles.'

Brumblwitz agrees absolutely.

You say 'I just want to hear them screaming as they fly through the air, to be honest.'
You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.