Beside a large bar
S-*-F | You are by the bar of this inn. There is a lengthy polished
| | | oak counter against one side of the room. A rack above it
* *-* | is laden with various pitchers and glasses, and behind the
| | | | bar is a giant keg of some dark ale. A bartender is here
*>@-o | to serve drinks to all patrons of the inn. To the north
| is the entrance to the stage, and to the east you see a
| fancy-looking dining room. There is a bin for returning
| used mugs and glasses to the west. A sign on the wall
| depicts the winning hands of Whirlwind Poker.
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[Exits: north east]
Soft velvet cloth has been draped over this mahogany table.
A lava shot is on a polished bar.
A lava shot is on a polished bar.
A lava shot is on a polished bar.
A mug of ale is on a polished bar.
A mug of ale is on a polished bar.
A mug of ale is on a polished bar.
A mug of ale is on a polished bar.
A mug of ale is on a polished bar.
A mug of ale is on a polished bar.
A mug of ale is on a polished bar.
A polished bar is here, with a row of brass taps at one end of it.
A tankard shaped like a lady beggar displays a bosom slot for tips.
Vikka, the serving girl of the tavern, stands waiting for a customer.
(White Aura) Grewin is here.
Jaloro the half-elf mans the poker table in colourful clothes.

Cyprian flies in.

Grewin smiles happily.

Cyprian peers around himself intently.
Cyprian says '..are the droughts empty?'

Grewin says 'I enjoy water ha!'

Cyprian says '..I have a wheel already..'
Cyprian says 'Never you mind....'
Cyprian grimaces painfully at the thought.
Cyprian gets a lava shot from a polished bar.
Cyprian gives a lava shot to Grewin.

Grewin drinks firebreather from a lava shot.

You fill a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slide it down the bar.

Grewin puts a lava shot on a polished bar.

Cyprian leans forward against a polished bar.

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

You fill a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slide it down the bar.
You get a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
You drink local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Your thirst is quenched.
*HIC*
You eat a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Grewin says 'vEhry VErY tAhZSsTy..'
Grewin puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice on a polished bar.

Cyprian rests a forearm laterally on the polished bar table, tapping thoughtfully.

You say 'wanT ZSsOmME piicjkLe juhiIcEh?'
You say 'ohH!'
You say 'Iit WaoZsz ZSstraonng..'
You peer around yourself intently.

Cyprian says to you 'I won't refuse your offers.'

You fill a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slide it down the bar.
You beam at a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
*HIC*

Cyprian gets a lava shot from a polished bar.
Cyprian puts a lava shot on a polished bar.
Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

//The conversation turned to serious things omitted here that we'll be reporting in the next Mystique!

You say 'thAt aoneh.....'
*HIC*
You say 'ZSsawYZsz sSsoOooaoo Mahhny thHiiNghZSs.'
You say 'ssooOoOoaoaoOoOooOo mmaany..'

Cyprian nods sagely.
Cyprian says 'So many things?'

You say 'YEhssh!'

Cyprian says 'Do tell..'
Cyprian peers intently at Grewin.

You say 'ZSsZSshoo mMAhnY ZSsHtoriiEhszs........'

Cyprian drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Grewin shrugs helplessly.

Cyprian flips an empty shot of local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice and sets it deliberately on a polished bar. *clung*

Vanisse grins goofily at the bar.

Cyprian peers at you intently.

You pat a polished bar reassuringly.

Grewin says 'That was an amazing shot.'

You say 'iIsSsh waszsh!'
You peer around yourself intently.

You say 'whhy aommm ii The oOonly oNE ZszTiIll Drunck!'

You fill a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slide it down the bar.
You fill a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slide it down the bar.
You fill a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slide it down the bar.
You fill a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slide it down the bar.

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Grewin puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice on a polished bar.

Cyprian says to you 'That's actually a good question.'

Grewin says 'Zszo sTrOonnng..'

*HIC*
You hug a polished bar.

Cyprian says to you 'Considering nothing else is supposed to soak you except Lord Olyn's brews.'

You gasp as you realize what he did.

Cyprian raises an eyebrow.

You say 'OaoHhH Hheh puhT ZszomMETHhiinnng iin iIt!?'

Grewin says 'ii LovEh tHIiZSs sshoT.'

Vanisse glaoREs bLeaRiiLy at a RaoW OofF sshHooTs.

Cyprian says to you 'I'm sorry to say I've had no leads on finding anything like it yet.'
Cyprian says to you 'Have another.'
Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Cyprian gives you a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

You eat a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
You burp loudly.

Cyprian smirks.

Well, aren't you special?
You say 'yuhHmmm yuMmM....'

Cyprian says 'How you do it, I'll never know, Vanisse.'
Cyprian drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Cyprian puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice in a wooden bin.

You say 'I Have a LOot Of ZszecjrEhtZsz.........'

Cyprian pushes lightly off a polished bar table.
Cyprian looks at you.
Cyprian says to you 'Such as?'

You say 'iI sjAhnnn't tElL!'

Cyprian says to you 'Are you sure?'

You say 'thhEy're szsesjretsSz!'
You say 'sSseCretsSs...'

Grewin says 'But what are secrets between friends?'

Vanisse frowns while focusing really hard.

Cyprian says to you 'One more time, I didn't catch that.'

You say 'sseeheEeheheh.........cretss..'

Cyprian nods at you in agreement.
Cyprian chuckles politely.

Grewin says 'You will be hung over tomorrow.'

You roll your eyes and say 'Pshh.'

Cyprian says to you 'It's a mystery to me how you take the heaviest air and make its flight rival that of a feather.'
Cyprian says to you 'For instance.'

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Grewin puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice on a polished bar.

You say 'FlIGht? ffEaathehr?'

Grewin says 'WHy awreN't yaouhH drunnnk.'

Cyprian looks over past your head a bit.
Cyprian says '..yes, you have a few in your hair.'
Cyprian says 'Feathers.'

You boggle at the concept.
Vanisse bunches her hair with both hands.

Cyprian snickers softly.

You say 'fEathEhrsSs???'
You say 'The sehzjRet it cOmesSs Oout!'

Cyprian says 'You got them. They're gone now.'

Jaloro checks the wooden bin for used glasses.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.

Gaaack!
Vanisse claps her hands over her mouth.

Grewin comforts you.

Cyprian says to you '...goodness..you're not supposed to eat them.'

Vanisse CaoughsSs oouhHt a FEhaother..

Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Cyprian drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

Cyprian smiles at you.

Grewin drops a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
A shot of sticky pickled pixie juice shatters into fragments.

Cyprian says 'You're so contagious.'

Jaloro glares at Grewin.

Grewin says 'Need more pixie.'

Jaloro points at a wooden bin.

Cyprian turns back toward a polished bar table.
Cyprian sits down at a polished bar.

You say 'yOUh Caannn PUll ThHeMmM tOoo.......'

Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Grewin puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice in a wooden bin.

Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.

You cackle gleefully.

Cyprian silently toasts you.

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.

Cyprian says 'To flightly-ness.'

[ H-Elf ] [Luck] Talyira the Divine Healer
[ Human ] Garban the Communer of Decay
[ Fire ] Lilaof the Champion
[ Human ] <HERALD> Grewin the Sage of Arcane Power
[58 Beast SUP] <PK> <HERALD> Vanisse the Myth Weaver
[50 Human Hea] <HERALD> [Luck] Cyprian the Apostle of Myth
[ Human ] Wyei Yeong the Seeker of Knowledge
Players found: 7
There are 7 characters on; the most on this past month was 15.

//What are we missing? MORE drunks!

You say 'Weh sshHOuLd Geht talYrao WAsSztEhd...'
You cackle gleefully.

Cyprian smirks.

Vanisse flapZSs heR aRmmms aT cjyPriAhn..

Grewin yells 'tAlyiira CaommEh hhere!'

Cyprian says to Vanisse 'You think-..'
Cyprian says 'Whoa..'
Cyprian says 'H-hey!'

Vanisse flap flap flaps her arms.

Cyprian nearly stumbles backwards as he jumps out of a bar stool.
Cyprian stands up.

Grewin says 'go get hher..'

You bat your eyelashes.

Grewin sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.

Talyira yells 'What was that?'

Cyprian says 'Oh..you mean she's here to be lured.'

Grewin yells 'sjOmme too thHe tawveRnnn..'

You yell 'Have a piCklE......... piICklEh.......'

Grewin drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Grewin puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice in a wooden bin.

You yell 'sSzUhrprIissEh!'

Cyprian yells 'We're not all out of our minds...'

Talyira walks in.

Grewin says 'hOoW DO i pull A piIxzIiEh..'

You fill a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slide it down the bar.

Talyira says 'I have no idea what you're trying to say.'

*HIC*

Cyprian says to Grewin ''PICKLE.'

You point at a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Grewin fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.

You dazzle Talyira with your smile.

Talyira says 'Alright? Pickle..'
Talyira says 'Pickle to you, too!'

Cyprian says to Talyira 'In her merry generosity, Vanisse is inviting you to drink with us.'

You cackle gleefully.

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin gives a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice to Talyira.
Grewin says 'driInnK drINk drIinnk.'

Cyprian says 'Please, have a seat if you will.'

You say 'it's mmmoOoZsztly meahhtLehsss..'

Cyprian steps out of Talyira's way.

Talyira smiles at Cyprian.
Talyira sits down at a polished bar.

Grewin smiles happily.
Grewin lets out a hearty laugh.
Grewin says 'vEhrY LiiTtleh PiiiksiIEh cjoOoNTEnnnt..'
Grewin fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.

You nod in enthusiastic agreement with Grewin.

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin gives you a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Grewin fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.

Cyprian sits a bar stool away from Talyira....and several away from Vanisse.

Talyira watches a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice slide off the bar and break on the floor.

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

You fail to reach your mouth. *Hic*

Grewin gives a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice to Cyprian.

Talyira says 'Grewin!'

Grewin fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

Cyprian drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

You flail your arms wildly at Cyprian.

Grewin sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.

Cyprian smirks at your saying.

Grewin says 'yEszs!'

Cyprian says to you 'I might actually knock someone over...I'll have to settle for being mauled divinely.'

Talyira slides her shot of sticky pickled pixie juice down the bar and it slides off and breaks on the floor.

Grewin gasps in astonishment.
Grewin gives a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice to Talyira.

Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

You say 'i waszsh jJUhssT AhBaouhht To sSsHhAy.......'

Talyira says 'I don't see why you did that, Grewin.'

Cyprian raises an eyebrow at you.

Talyira sits down and thinks deeply.

Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

Grewin says 'Did whaot?'

Cyprian gives you a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Cyprian gives you a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Talyira says 'Slid that shot glass off the bar.'

You eat a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
You eat a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
You eat a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Talyira says 'So I had to try.'
Talyira giggles.

Grewin fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.

*HIC*

Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin sloshes alcohol everywhere as he fails to find his face.

Cyprian says 'What do you think, Talyira.'

Talyira says 'I think many things, but often find myself thinking of nothing.'

Vanisse leans over in Cyprian's general direction 'the ZSsEhzjret WAhy aofF fFligHt........!'

Grewin says 'Are you not drinking?'

You say 'vbuhHt you'rE Toao faR awAhy.........'

Cyprian nods.

Grewin drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Cyprian says to Grewin 'I am.'

Vanisse folds her arms.

Cyprian drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Grewin puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice in a wooden bin.
Grewin fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

Cyprian looks at you.

Grewin gives a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice to Talyira.

Cyprian motions toward Vanisse a little toward the left.

Grewin says 'drIinnnk tahlyiRa..'

Vanisse moves over and slides off the bar stool with a thump.
Gaaack!
You stand up.

Cyprian pinches the bridge of his nose.

Grewin sighs.

You sit down at a polished bar.

Cyprian says 'Not that far left.'

Vanisse clIinnghszs Tao ThhEh bAr ZSsTaoaol wiTh vbotHh HanDsSz...

Talyira jumps up and does a hypnotic, tribal dance.
Talyira says to Grewin 'Don't get dizzy now!'
Talyira waves her arms smoothly in front of Grewin's face.

Cyprian says to you 'It's alright. You almost had a majestic pose going on with those arms folded.'

Vanisse blinks blearily.
Ah, don't take it so hard.

Cyprian comforts you.
Cyprian says to you 'You'll strike many more to come.'

Grewin says 'Ii cjawnnn hhoLd My DrinnnK!'

You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.

Grewin says 'why do YOou nnot drinNnk.'

You say 'shHE'ZSs daannncjiInng.'

Grewin pokes Talyira in the ribs.

Talyira says 'I had! Didn't you see?'

Cyprian says to Talyira 'So..many things and nothing, more often than the former.'

You let out a hearty laugh.

Grewin says 'nNnoopeh..'

Cyprian puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice in a wooden bin.

You say to Talyira 'nNnEheD tao DawnNnzjeh ZSsoME mmOre mMaoYBeh.........'

Cyprian fills a shot with firebreather and sets it on the bar.
Cyprian gets a lava shot from a polished bar.

Grewin fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Grewin fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin gives a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice to Talyira.
Grewin gives a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice to Talyira.

Talyira says 'Yuoo weerre tryingz ta find youer mouuth fer anotthherr ddrinnk.'

Cyprian laughs at himself.

Grewin must like Talyira a great deal to beam at her so broadly!

Cyprian shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.

You boggle your eyes at Cyprian.

Grewin rudely grabs Cyprian by the collar, shakes him about and shouts 'Make me a sandwich!!'

Vanisse dives across the bar, scattering shots everywhere.

Cyprian says '..atmospheres like this aren't the time to do much other than float on ease.'

You tickle Cyprian.

Talyira lets out a hearty laugh.

Cyprian drinks firebreather from a lava shot.

You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!

Grewin cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from him.

Cyprian slaps away at Vanisse's hands..missing horribly.

Talyira leaps after Vanisse.

DUCK!!!!

Grewin dives from the shadows and TAGS Talyira. Talyira is IT!

Cyprian says 'Ii'm noOot tiIcckliZSshH..'

Vikka the serving girl walks in.

DAMN! You snap your fingers.

Vikka the serving girl tickles Cyprian.

Cyprian falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Vikka the serving girl blinks innocently.

Talyira giggles.

Vikka the serving girl buffs her nails on her cloak.

Talyira dances wildly before you!

Vikka the serving girl walks east.

Grewin dances wildly and tries to lick his own ears.

Cyprian falls off a bar stool, head-first. *BANG*

You cackle gleefully.

Talyira sends Grewin across the room dancing.

Cyprian says '......yooUh wiiN Ah-aoGAhiinnn v-v-Viikkaa...'

Grewin says 'It's a party!'

You say 'sSshe aalWaayszs dOoesSs...'

Cyprian frowns.

Grewin fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Grewin gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Grewin drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Grewin puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice in a wooden bin.

You get a juice box from a polished bar.

Talyira stands up.
Talyira closes her eyes momentarily.
A fresh garden salad suddenly appears.

You fail to reach your mouth. *Hic*

Cyprian attempts to shake a fist in the air, and instead knocks the mess out of it on bar floor.

Talyira closes her eyes momentarily.
A delicious sandwich suddenly appears.

Jaloro gacks with dismay!

Talyira gets a delicious sandwich.
Talyira gives a delicious sandwich to Grewin.

Jaloro says 'Mess!'

Cyprian says '..hells that hurt.'

Jaloro slowly crumples to the ground and begins to weep.

Grewin yells 'YEhss A ZszanndwiichH!'

Vikka the serving girl walks in.

Grewin eats a delicious sandwich.

Cyprian glares at Vikka the serving girl.
Vikka the serving girl slaps Cyprian.

You say 'yoou dIidNn't sshahhrE!!'

Talyira says 'Oh, quiet down, Jaloro! Not like you've never seen a sandwich here before.'

You cry on his shoulder.

Cyprian shambles to his feet.

Grewin utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A fresh garden salad suddenly appears.

Talyira drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Grewin gets a fresh garden salad.
Grewin gives you a fresh garden salad.

Cyprian sits again on the bar stool.

Jaloro flings up his hands in the air helplessly.

Grewin smiles at you.
Grewin says 'ZszahhlahDsSs foR YouhH!'

Cyprian puts a lava shot in a wooden bin.

Talyira says 'Oh wow that's a sour drink!'

You say 'nnnOoooaoOoaot ahh szsahLawD!'

Vikka the serving girl walks east.

Cyprian puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice in a wooden bin.

Talyira sacrifices a fresh garden salad to Vanisse.

Cyprian puts a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice in a wooden bin.

You say 'naoo!'

Talyira closes her eyes momentarily.
A delicious sandwich suddenly appears.

Grewin utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A fresh garden salad suddenly appears.

You say 'DOn't ssaocrifisjE me sSsaoLaDZsz!!'

Cyprian says '..Vanisse drank all my pickle-juice somehow....'

Talyira closes her eyes momentarily.
A delicious sandwich suddenly appears.

Grewin utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A fresh garden salad suddenly appears.

Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

You give a fresh garden salad to Grewin.

Grewin utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A fresh garden salad suddenly appears.

Talyira says 'You wanted a salad? Then why did you say 'Oh no! Not a salad!"'

Grewin sacrifices a fresh garden salad to Vevier.

You say 'I donNn'T wAnnnt ao ssaolaaD!'

Grewin sacrifices a fresh garden salad to Vevier.

You say 'Yehs yEhszs, sSzeNnd thhemm aLl toOo vevier...'

Grewin chuckles politely.

Cyprian laughs at your joke.

Talyira closes her eyes momentarily.
A delicious sandwich suddenly appears.

Grewin feeds a salad to Vanisse.

Cyprian sits down at a polished bar.

You say 'mMay ssHhEh fill hHER mMUhffIinnZSs wIiTH MrGlZSskd'
You glare icily at him.

Grewin beams broadly!

Vanisse sspitss OoUt ah MmMoUTHhfUhl ooff lehavEsSs...

Cyprian shakes his head, smiling to himself.

You grumble distractedly.

Grewin comforts you.

Talyira says 'Have you heard of this food pasta?'

You say 'fOooD PahhZSsta?'

Grewin says 'It's like a salad.'

You shudder at the horror and repress tears.

You say 'nNno sSzalawd.'

You say to Talyira 'HeY! did YaouhH get to MmMaiiD For thHe mMYsSstics yEhT?'


Talyira frowns.
Talyira says 'No.'

You sigh.

Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Cyprian's thirst grazes him.

Jaloro checks the wooden bin for used glasses.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.
Jaloro gets a lava shot from a wooden bin.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.
Jaloro gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a wooden bin.
Jaloro grumbles to himself 'Uff. More scrubbing.'

Talyira says 'They have dusty books because they're never used!'

Cyprian says 'You are all great company.'

You agree absolutely.
You say 'tHEhY sSsahhy itszs aalL....... iiTss all.......'
Vanisse taps her head and gets dizzy.
You say 'up ThheRe.......'

Talyira gets a fluffy featherduster from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Talyira says 'I'm ready to dust away so I can dive in them!'

Heh.
You cheer Talyira on and wish her good luck!

Talyira puts a fluffy featherduster in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Talyira giggles.
Talyira must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!

Grewin says 'Where can one learn of the dwarven anatomy?'

You say 'juszst aosK ao DwaaRf TOo droP hIis pantZSs......'
You peer intently at Grewin.

Talyira says 'Redhorne is a good place.'

Cyprian gives you a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Cyprian shakes his head at you.

You eat a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
You find yourself most agreeable.

Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.
Cyprian fills a shot glass with sticky pickled pixie juice and slides it down the bar.

Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

Talyira says 'Wyei wouldn't be able to fight them very well quite yet, though.'
Talyira sits down and thinks deeply.

You say 'Ooh HE'ss ahsSsckIinG..'

Cyprian says 'Musing over dragon-hunting again?'

Grewin nods.
Grewin says 'He was asking.'

Cyprian says '..oh.'

You say 'theREh aoReh DWAhRVeZSs INn gRiImFoorgeh.....'

Cyprian says 'The dark-hearted one.'

You say 'annd thhEh oOonneszs nEhkxt toOo VahhLOouhhr.....'

Cyprian gestures dismissively.

Talyira says 'Oh of course!'

Cyprian says to you 'You're still on trouser-dropping?'

Talyira bonks herself and grimaces in pain.

You say 'meEeh?'
You look at Cyprian and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!

Cyprian says 'All the answer I needed.'

Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!

Talyira says 'I wouldn't even be angry, Cyprian.'
Talyira winks at Cyprian.
Talyira nudges you.

Cyprian peers intently at Talyira.
Cyprian peers at you intently.
Cyprian says 'About what?'

Talyira shrugs innocently.

Cyprian says 'I think I know, I just find it hard to believe the advances from two women are so obvious.'
Cyprian smirks.
Cyprian says 'They're usually more obscured.'
Cyprian says 'More....'

You bat your eyelashes.
*HIC*

Cyprian says '...ambiguous.'
Cyprian says 'See there?'

You fail to reach your mouth. *Hic*

Cyprian says to you 'Made your eyebrow dance.'
Cyprian drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

You say 'EYEvbroW dahnNnCE?'

Cyprian agrees absolutely.
Cyprian says 'Absolutely.'

Vanisse looks up.

Cyprian says 'I think you should put it on the echo point stage.'
Cyprian says 'Farael would be upstaged soundly.'

You say 'my EyebROoWsSs??'

Cyprian says 'Pun intended.'
Cyprian agrees absolutely.
You say 'ii sjaaN't PUt mMy EhYeBroWZsz aoNn ah sstAGe.'

Talyira plucks at your eyebrows.
Talyira says 'They're not dancing.'

You say 'tHhehy Ahre sSzTuh ooW!'
You swat at Talyira furiously!

Cyprian lets out a hearty laugh.

Talyira says 'Yikes! I'm sorry!'

Cyprian says 'It's atmospheres like these that really need to be stuck in the Frozen Past.'
Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Cyprian gives you a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Talyira says 'In time. But for now, it's in the present.'

You say 'ThHe aatmmOossPhEre aof piicklEs!'

Cyprian says 'Getting one's object of worship sloshed is so priceless.'

You glare around icily.
You say 'it'sSs all hiiZSs ffAhuhlt...'
You point at Grewin.

Cyprian enthusiastically high-fives Grewin!
Cyprian nods at Talyira.

Grewin says 'Not me!'

You say 'you Ahnd YOUhr pizjKlehs!'

Grewin chuckles politely.

You say 'PIsjK........Piickl.......piisjckLesSs........'

Grewin says 'No self control!'

*HIC*

Cyprian says to Talyira 'So what brought up the subject of dwarven anatomy?'

Talyira says 'Wyei had to have been asking.'

Grewin says 'Wyei asked me.'

Cyprian says '....'

You say 'sSzuuhHuRE...'

Cyprian says '...so odd.'

You say 'blamE iit awLL aon thhe maonnK whHoo isSznnn'T hHErEh...'

Cyprian mutters something quietly to himself.
Cyprian shakes his head.

Talyira says 'Who better to ask than Grewin?'

Cyprian peers intently at Grewin.
Cyprian says to Grewin 'Fess up.'

Grewin says 'I know much about many things!'

Talyira says 'Especially dwarven anatomy.'

Grewin says 'I have been drunk a time or two in a dwarven bar.....'

You chortle mischieviously at Talyira.

Grewin says 'I will say no more on it!'

You say 'awhHha!'

Cyprian closes his eyes momentarily.
A plate of liver and onions suddenly appears.

Talyira says 'You don't have to!'

ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
You say 'lIVEr!'

Cyprian gets a plate of liver and onions.
Cyprian eats a plate of liver and onions.
Cyprian blinks.
Cyprian looks at you.
Cyprian gets a delicious sandwich.
Cyprian says 'It's alright...'
Cyprian says '..here's a sandwich.'
Cyprian gives you a delicious sandwich.

Talyira closes her eyes momentarily.
A delicious sandwich suddenly appears.

You sniff a delicious sandwich curiously.
Vanisse calms down.
You eat a delicious sandwich.
You are full.

Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

Grewin says 'With all that you will eat you hesitate with a delicious sandwich?'

You say 'HhEh mMighhHT hHAhVe puT liIvEhR iiN iIt......'

Cyprian says 'She knows I might slip lettuce in there.'
Cyprian says 'Or that...'

You say 'LehtTUzje?!'

Cyprian says 'Or both.'
Cyprian says 'No, no. Not this time.'
Cyprian shakes his head.

You shudder at the horror and repress tears.

Cyprian reassures you.
Cyprian drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.
Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

Talyira says 'I made it, Vanisse! After your excellent criticism, I think I've learned to make them fairly well.'

You fail to reach your mouth. *Hic*
You cheer Talyira on and wish her good luck!

You say 'tahlyIirahh, MahhId aoNnd ssawndwiIch arTiZSsahhnnn..'

Grewin says 'I think I will take my leave!'

Cyprian nods at Grewin.

Grewin bows before you.

You say 'ahhww... ByEh BYeh!'

Cyprian waves at Grewin cheerfully.

Grewin bows before Cyprian.
Grewin bows before Talyira.

Cyprian says to Grewin '...quitter.'

Talyira waves at Grewin cheerfully.

Grewin chuckles politely.
Grewin walks north.

Cyprian scoffs at the idea being presented.

You nod in enthusiastic agreement with Cyprian.

<HERALD> Odile the Crier: 'Farewell Grewin, may the winds guide you to a swift return.'

Cyprian says 'He works hard though...I excuse him.'

You say 'He really does.'

Cyprian says '..as if I even were that pompous.'
Cyprian chuckles politely.
Cyprian says 'Hey!'
Cyprian says to you 'NO SOBRIETY!'
Cyprian gives you a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

You say '!??'

Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.

You eat a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Cyprian gives you a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

*HIC*
You eat a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Talyira says 'Cyprian, she can be sober as she wants eating shots.'

Cyprian says to you 'After this you may be sober...though you could make it so with a wave of your hand.'

You say 'HhnnnGHh'
Vanisse waves with both hands.

Cyprian says to Talyira 'You're absolutely right. Don't know what came over me.'
Cyprian boggles at the concept.

Vanisse falls off the bar stool again.

Cyprian looks at you.
Cyprian raises an eyebrow.
Cyprian says '...are you choking!?'

You say 'Ii ahhteh iit...'
You stand up.
You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.

Cyprian says '..don't scare me like that..'

You sit down at a polished bar.

Cyprian mutters something quietly to himself.
Cyprian sits down at a polished bar.

You say 'WahvIingh dIdNn't wOrk!'

Cyprian says 'After that grease stunt..I felt so horrible.'
Cyprian chortles mischieviously.
Cyprian shakes his head.

You say '"HhOorriBle"'

Cyprian nods.
Cyprian says 'I did.'

Talyira gets a delicious sandwich.
Talyira eats a delicious sandwich.

You say '"deLIzjioOoUs"'

Talyira giggles.

Cyprian stares at you.
Cyprian says '...you licked yourself clean then...'

You say 'I neVEhr......'
You say 'sSsaoiid ThawT...'
You stare at the sky.

Cyprian says '..so how was it delicious?'

You say 'bazjonnn is deLiicjiouZsz!'

Cyprian smirks.
Cyprian agrees absolutely.

Talyira giggles.
Talyira says 'You two..'

Cyprian says 'Glad you could join us before Grewin parted, Talyira.'

Talyira winks at Cyprian.
Talyira walks north.

Cyprian gets a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice from a polished bar.
Cyprian says to you 'Thank you.'
Cyprian drinks local specialty from a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

You say 'ffOor WhhAht?'
You point at a shot of sticky pickled pixie juice.

Cyprian shakes his head.

You point at a delicious sandwich.

Cyprian shakes his head.

You point at a polished bar.

Cyprian erupts in a roar of laughter.

You find yourself most agreeable.

Cyprian says 'No, no. None of those. They're nice things, but no.'

You point at the jar's bosom slot.
You peer around yourself intently.

Cyprian says '...well that's a wall I'm not walking into.'

You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

Cyprian says 'You know very well for what, and they're countless. Spanning the rear and front of this present moment.'

You say 'OaooHhhhhhh......'
You say 'ThEh invissiIBlE zjHhiiCkenszs!!!!'
You say 'HooW Did yoOoU cknoOow!'
You boggle your eyes at Cyprian.

Cyprian buries his face in his palm with a heavy sigh.
Cyprian says 'Yes...invisible chickens.'

Vanisse PuhhLls ahh fEAhthhEr OouhHt oOoff thinn aoiir...

Cyprian glances at a materialized feather.

You hear a loud indignant squawk.

Cyprian says '...that's a long reach..'
Cyprian peers around himself intently.

You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...
You say 'yoOouhH aZSskEd hHow i FLy awrounNnd annD weLl.......'

Cyprian looks at you.

You say 'tHerE aare cjhHiicjkEnNnZSs ehverYWhhere.....'
You say 'cHickENnsSz nOBOody BuhHt Ii cawN sSsEEh........'
Vanisse nods solemnly.

Cyprian says '...I think you're trying to play with my head this time.'

Cyprian stares at you.

*HIC*
You say 'ZSshoo shherIOousSs!'

Cyprian says 'Oh yes. So serious the hiccup forgot to frown.'
Cyprian nudges you.

Vanisse scrunches up her face.
You say 'lickeh tHhiiszs?'

Cyprian says 'Magical, invisible chickens.'

You agree absolutely.
You say 'zjhhicjKehnnnsSs!'
You flail your arms in every direction.

Cyprian says 'Where are the eggs?'
Cyprian says 'Am I stepping on them now?'
Cyprian stands up.

You ponder the question.

Cyprian says 'They'll pop otherwise.'

You say 'maybe sSsoOoMeBOdy aoTe thHem..'

Cyprian grins.

You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.

Cyprian says 'You're right. What-ever was I thinking.'
Cyprian sits down at a polished bar.

You find yourself most agreeable.

Cyprian says '..it definitely must be magical, unseen chickens of enigma.'

You agree absolutely.

Cyprian says 'They excrete little orbs of hovering joy.'

You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

Cyprian says 'Blessing all beneath them as they carry ou off into the clouds.'

You say 'ghRooszss iiNnviZSsiiblEh chHizjkeNn POoaopss eVeRyWhHEre...'

Cyprian falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Cyprian says 'Do you even have a mind you haven't lost yet???'
Cyprian says 'Pooping chickens. Blessings.'

You say 'NnOopeh...'
Well, aren't you special?