Ye Olde Abandoned Realms Logs

CHAIRS HURT!

posted on 2020-08-12 11:41:31

First Floor of the Palace
| This corridor in the palace runs from west to east. A red carpet
| flows across the floor, soft and comfortable to ease the frequent
S | trips that servants must make through the halls. Portraits of
| | former monarchs of Valour line the walls. They are all of distinguished
*-*-@ | males and females, wearing personalized crowns that bear the sigil
| | of Valour upon their front.
F |
|
|
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[Exits: west down]

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First Floor of the Palace
| This corridor in the palace runs from west to east. A red carpet
| flows across the floor, soft and comfortable to ease the frequent
S | trips that servants must make through the halls. Portraits of
| | former monarchs of Valour line the walls. They are all of distinguished
*-*-@-* | males and females, wearing personalized crowns that bear the
| | sigil of Valour upon their front.
F |
|
|
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[Exits: north east west]

<601hp 320m 292mv> active no opponent no opponent
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First Floor of the Palace
| This corridor in the palace runs from west to east. A red
| carpet flows across the floor, soft and comfortable to ease
S | the frequent trips that servants must make through the halls.
| | Portraits of former monarchs of Valour line the walls. They
*-@-*-*| are all of distinguished males and females, wearing personalized
| | crowns that bear the sigil of Valour upon their front.
F |
|
|
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[Exits: east south west]
A plump, fluffy grey cat with small curled ears pads around here.

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Palace Dining Room
S | A lavish dining room that houses an enormously long table.
| | At the far end of the mahogany table sits a large chair that
*-*-*-*| resembles the throne of the monarch. The table is large enough
| | to fit fifty people, with twenty four on either side and the
@ | two master positions at either end that are occupied by the
| monarch and spouse. Two chandeliers are needed to provide
| enough light to this spacious room.
|
|
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[Exits: north]
An extravagant mahogany table stretches across this enormous room.
A disciple of Sarich quietly observes the area.
The cook is here preparing food for the palace.
The palace cook says 'Be seated or get out!'
The palace cook glares icily at you.

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list
[Lv Price Qty] Item Type
[ 1 1000 -- ] a plate of truffles (food) - made of fungus, 3 lbs
[ 1 100 -- ] a thin slice of veal (food) - made of meat, 10 lbs
[ 1 100 -- ] a water jug (drink) - made of water, 2 lbs
[ 1 1000 -- ] a bottle of fine elvish wine (drink) - made of glass, 1 lbs

<601hp 320m 290mv> active no opponent no opponent
buy veal
You haggle the price down to 51 coins.
You buy a thin slice of veal.

<601hp 320m 290mv> calm no opponent no opponent
eat veal
You eat a thin slice of veal.
You are no longer hungry.

<601hp 320m 290mv> calm no opponent no opponent
where
Players near you in Valour:
Trareli Bottom of Palace Stairwell
<PK> Rithgjar Palace Dining Room

<601hp 320m 290mv> calm no opponent no opponent
buy veal
You haggle the price down to 77 coins.
You buy a thin slice of veal.

<615hp 320m 294mv> calm no opponent no opponent
eat veal
You eat a thin slice of veal.
You are full.

<615hp 320m 294mv> calm no opponent no opponent
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Palace Dining Room
S | A lavish dining room that houses an enormously long table.
| | At the far end of the mahogany table sits a large chair that
*-*-*-*| resembles the throne of the monarch. The table is large enough
| | to fit fifty people, with twenty four on either side and the
@ | two master positions at either end that are occupied by the
| monarch and spouse. Two chandeliers are needed to provide
| enough light to this spacious room.
|
|
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[Exits: north]
An extravagant mahogany table stretches across this enormous room.
A disciple of Sarich quietly observes the area.
The palace cook is here, facing you.

<615hp 320m 294mv> calm no opponent no opponent
wa
You are already standing.

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First Floor of the Palace
| This corridor in the palace runs from west to east. A red
| carpet flows across the floor, soft and comfortable to ease
S | the frequent trips that servants must make through the halls.
| | Portraits of former monarchs of Valour line the walls. They
*-@-*-*| are all of distinguished males and females, wearing personalized
| | crowns that bear the sigil of Valour upon their front.
F |
|
|
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[Exits: east south west]
A plump, fluffy grey cat with small curled ears pads around here.

<615hp 320m 293mv> calm no opponent no opponent
w
Bottom of Palace Stairwell
| Erected from stone, this spiral staircase connects the two
| main levels of the Palace of Valour. It revolves around
S| in a steep and narrow fashion, slowing down any attempt
|| to move quickly upwards. A thin archer's window lets in
@-*-*| the natural light, but most of the light here is provided
| | by torches upon the walls. The placement of torches is roughly
F | every four stairs.
|
|
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[Exits: east up]

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Top of Palace Stairwell
| Erected from stone, this spiral staircase connects the
| two main levels of the Palace of Valour. It revolves around
* | in a steep and narrow fashion, slowing down any attempt
| | to move quickly upwards. A thin archer's window lets in
@-*-*| the natural light, but most of the light here is provided
|| by torches upon the walls. The placement of torches is
*| roughly every four stairs.
|
|
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[Exits: east down]

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Second Floor of the Palace
| This corridor in the palace runs from west to east. A red
| carpet flows across the floor, soft and comfortable to ease
* | the frequent trips that servants must make through the halls.
| | Portraits of former monarchs of Valour line the walls. They
*-@-*-*| are all of distinguished males and females, wearing personalized
| | crowns that bear the sigil of Valour upon their front.
* |
|
|
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[Exits: north east west]
Trareli the Grand Master of Seasons, Knight of Valour is here.

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Trareli walks north.

<615hp 320m 290mv> calm no opponent no opponent Second Floor of the Palace
| This corridor in the palace runs from west to east. A red
| carpet flows across the floor, soft and comfortable to ease
* | the frequent trips that servants must make through the halls.
| | Portraits of former monarchs of Valour line the walls. They
*-*-@-*-*| are all of distinguished males and females, wearing personalized
| | crowns that bear the sigil of Valour upon their front.
* |
|
|
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[Exits: east south west]

<615hp 320m 289mv> calm no opponent no opponent
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Second Floor of the Palace
| This corridor in the palace runs from west to east. A red carpet
| flows across the floor, soft and comfortable to ease the frequent
* | trips that servants must make through the halls. Portraits of
| | former monarchs of Valour line the walls. They are all of distinguished
*-*-@-* | males and females, wearing personalized crowns that bear the
| | sigil of Valour upon their front.
* |
|
|
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[Exits: east west]

<615hp 320m 288mv> calm no opponent no opponent
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Palace Throneroom
| This is the seat of power of Valour, where the monarch rests and
| awaits his subjects to bring him news and ask his decisions. From
| here, the entire future of Valour is decided and directed - everything
| from what laws will be enforced to what punishment shall be meted
*-*-@ | out to the wrongdoers. The place is fortified with some of Valour's
| | strongest Knights and those that are most loyal to the monarch.
* |
|
|
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[Exits: west]
The Royal throne of Valour rests here majestically.
A Knight of Valour stands here, guarding the royal throne.
A Knight of Valour stands here, guarding the royal throne.
A Knight of Valour stands here, guarding the royal throne.

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The Valourian coat-of-arms hangs on the east wall.

<615hp 320m 287mv> calm no opponent no opponent
Trareli walks in.

<615hp 320m 287mv> calm no opponent no opponent
shit
You squat down and drop your load.

<615hp 320m 287mv> calm no opponent no opponent
Trareli sacrifices a pile of Rithgjar's dung to Vanisse.
With a loud clap, the feces evaporates into a cloud of gas.
A pile of Rithgjar's dung's fart injures Trareli.

<615hp 320m 287mv> calm no opponent no opponent
pmote starts to smear the dung into the floor
Rithgjar starts to smear the dung into the floor

<615hp 320m 294mv> calm no opponent no opponent
The Gods protect you from Trareli.

<615hp 320m 294mv> calm no opponent no opponent
l
Palace Throneroom
| This is the seat of power of Valour, where the monarch rests and
| awaits his subjects to bring him news and ask his decisions. From
| here, the entire future of Valour is decided and directed - everything
| from what laws will be enforced to what punishment shall be meted
*-*-@ | out to the wrongdoers. The place is fortified with some of Valour's
| | strongest Knights and those that are most loyal to the monarch.
* |
|
|
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[Exits: west]
The Royal throne of Valour rests here majestically.
Trareli the Grand Master of Seasons, Knight of Valour is here.
A Knight of Valour stands here, guarding the royal throne.
A Knight of Valour stands here, guarding the royal throne.
A Knight of Valour stands here, guarding the royal throne.

<615hp 320m 294mv> calm no opponent no opponent
where
Players near you in Valour:
Trareli Palace Throneroom
<PK> Rithgjar Palace Throneroom

<615hp 320m 294mv> calm no opponent no opponent
sit throne
You are already sitting down.

<615hp 320m 294mv> calm no opponent no opponent
wa
You stand up.

<615hp 320m 294mv> calm no opponent no opponent
sit throne
You sit on the Royal Throne.
A Knight of Valour says 'What do you think you are doing? KNIGHTS, ATTACK!!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a Knight of Valour!'
[** ] You dodge a Knight of Valour's pierce.
[** ] You parry a Knight of Valour's pierce.
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a Knight of Valour!'
A Knight of Valour's pierce MASSACRES you!
[** ] You parry a Knight of Valour's pierce.
A Knight of Valour's pierce DISMEMBERS you!
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a Knight of Valour!'
[** ] You dual parry a Knight of Valour's pierce.
[* ] You parry a Knight of Valour's pierce.
The Royal Throne <<< ERADICATES >>> you!
You are already fighting!
A Knight of Valour is in excellent condition.

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fl
Better stand up first.
A Knight of Valour is in excellent condition.

<82hp 320m 294mv> calm even mob
fl
Better stand up first.
A Knight of Valour is in excellent condition.

<82hp 320m 294mv> calm even mob
fl
Better stand up first.
A Knight of Valour is in excellent condition.

<82hp 320m 294mv> calm even mob
wa

[** ] You dodge a Knight of Valour's pierce.
[* ] You dodge a Knight of Valour's pierce.
A Knight of Valour's pierce DISEMBOWELS you!
[** ] You dual parry a Knight of Valour's pierce.
A Knight of Valour's pierce DISMEMBERS you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.



trareli of course got the full loot which is fine. God damn that throne is no joke.
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Comments

  1. Too bad ye ain’t be gettin a secret fer it or nothin. Sat me own arse on that throne afore. Hurt jes as bad but meself ain’t died and looted by no shite knight, eh.
    1. You have...
      received a royal ass whupping
    2. "You were King for a day"
    [reply to Hirendan]
  2. It does give one a mild spank on one's bottom
      [reply to jaran]
    1. - dodging while sitting, that's some skill! (position ought to update to standing as soon as fight initiates)
      - thanks for the poop, Trareli
      1. I thought the same thing I might have lived if it did
      2. You're welcome Vanisse. Nothing personal Rithgjar but you did take a shit in our palace after killing the guard for it. I full looted for RP reasons as no one would be okay with what you did.

        Be interesting to fight you if you become legion.
      3. No offense taken, nightmother has granted me with these things once i will surely have them again.
      4. Ozaru
        1 , 0 , 1 .
        Oh man guys get your gold ready because a shit ton of warrior specific eq will be on the auction block.
      5. He sacrificed it ozaru stop being a bitch
      6. -25 reputation for Trareli sending Vanisse poop.
      [reply to Vanisse]
    2. This log is hilarious.
      1. Tis why i posted it. Give you all a chuckle
      [reply to Nadrin]

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