Scanning about you take note of a peculiar creature. It appears short and stout of stature yet somehow stout is not quite the word for it... Portly? Rotund? Full-bodied? Well, whatever the word, its enough for you to assume that whenever it starts moving it will be with a delightful side-to-side, waddling gait. Its forehead is almost two-thirds the face and it slopes backward before rounding off in a perfectly bald top. Its wideset eyes are completely yellow with horizontal, rectangular pupils like a goat. They would be perfectly round if not for where the cheek folds cover them due to its near perpetual dimpled smile. Err, is it smiling? Can it smile with no discernable mouth? Surely there is one, but it is fully occluded by four chubby tentacles protruding from its lower face spaced from ear-to-ear. If.. Uh, if it had ears. The tentacles bow up and out as they drape over the edge of the high, wide collar on its robe. Past the collar, they weave together into an elaborate braid that somehow evokes the styles of the Dwarves.