'NAUGHTY' The goal of almost every halfling thief is to create as much mischief as possible, getting themselves into trouble at any opportunity. And why not?! Because those angry red faces look so funny! As an important measure of how many pranks that halfling thief is doing, the gods have devised a scale, known as a naughty-o-meter, to keep track of their irritation. The halfling thief may need to exercise caution however, and not land themselves in too much hot water - especially when there is a party poopin' paladin around. See also: PUNISH