PANDA PLUNGE
'PANDA PLUNGE'
Syntax: plunge
The monk's panda-style acrobatics are a sight to behold, or perhaps more
accurately, a sight to avoid. With a gravity-defying leap that would make a
kangaroo envious, the monk launches their body skyward, clearing a good five
feet with ease. Reaching the apex of his flight, he executes a dizzying
somersault, defying gravity and common sense in equal measure. The grand
finale is a thunderous plummet straight into the ground, transforming his
backside into a meteor. The ensuing explosion of dirt and/or water is a
blinding spectacle.
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