How old is Bruzuk really?

Poo Man · Joined: 29 Jan 2004 Posts: 77 Location: In the Land of Oz

I am very curious as to the answer here.

Ar_History · Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 19

1. Burzuk is really a female with an everlasting period *peer*

2. Burzuk is 81

Stephen2 · Joined: 18 Jan 2004 Posts: 138

My guess: 29

Do we get cookies for being right?

Rozzy · Joined: 25 Jan 2004 Posts: 34

Think about how much time is spent on AR if you add up all the hours on your chars?...Scarey.

Shade_Dragon · Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 81 Location: Behind you.

I can't really say... I know no Bruzuk. Banana

Burzuk · Implementor Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 529

sweet_canadian_mullet · Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 418

HAHAHAHHA holy shit. Only 5 posts and Im dyin already.

marsd · Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 832 Location: Magewares

lmao, haha hahaahha funny joke.

divsky · Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 1:27 am Post subject:

I know he was going to college in Berkely (and to this date I still hate Berkely with a passion. But that has more to do with my hatred of pseudo-intellectual-prima-donna-arrogent-protesting-hippies who needlessly whore out the english language by using big words because they thing they're better then us (for whom Berkely is a mecca). But that's basicly Burzuk so it all works together) *cough* .. when he became an immortal at the start of the second age. I remember him being pissed off in the chatroom alot when he was failing his midterms because of the mud.

That was like.. 4 years ago (I think I was 16-17 back then and now I'm 21).. so, I'm gonna say he's 23-26.

Burzuk · Implementor Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 529

That's "Berkeley."

FYI, when Stryth graduated years ago, he was older than the age you're guessing for my current age. Not all of us do the "go to college immediately for four years after high school and then graduate" thing; Stryth didn't for one, and neither did I.

This throws a monkey wrench into your estimates.

Hrash · Joined: 02 Feb 2004 Posts: 247

Burzuk isn't married yet..I think..so I'm guessing he's below 33. I know he's above 28. Probably 29.

marsd · Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 832 Location: Magewares

for an old man he certainly speaks like a young one Very Happy

Seryie · Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 11:09 am Post subject:

he's really 12 but he has about 700 iq, so he's done a million degree's at college and is smarter than everyone haha.

OR

he's really 12 and he gets his dad to reply on the forum and pwn everyone.

Resatimm · Takes the Cake Joined: 23 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Just so everyone knows:

Burzuk doesnt actually exist. He never 'came back'. We felt that we needed a figurehead to throw on top of the AR Flagpole to take all the shit and abuse, so we decided to dredge up Burzuk's name.

Only certain IMM's have access to 'Burzuk'. Mainly all we needed was a theasaurus, korean to russian dictionary and an eyepatch to pretend to be him.

The REAL 'Burzuk' actually died during a ranger mission in Madagascar 2 years ago. (Burzuk was an Army Ranger for 11 years)

marsd · Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 832 Location: Magewares

one minute's silence for the current, yet deceased president of the Abandoned Realms organisation.

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An enormous tomestone bearing the markings, Burzuk lies here.
Rest in peace.

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are

Missed by all AR players.

Baer · Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 618 Location: Michigan

Ow...

Just...Ow....

Flying Hampster of Doom · Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 423

Burzuk is actually a really really mean goat. He has one horn, one eye, one ear and is missing one leg. All his friends call him lucky.. but you can call him MISTER lucky...

divsky · Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 7:53 pm Post subject:

Whatever. My main point is that I hate Berkeley (happy?). And their crappy UNIX distribution.

Hrash · Joined: 02 Feb 2004 Posts: 247

[quote="Resatimm"]Just so everyone knows:

Burzuk doesnt actually exist. He never 'came back'. We felt that we needed a figurehead to throw on top of the AR Flagpole to take all the shit and abuse, so we decided to dredge up Burzuk's name.

Only certain IMM's have access to 'Burzuk'. Mainly all we needed was a theasaurus, korean to russian dictionary and an eyepatch to pretend to be him.

The REAL 'Burzuk' actually died during a ranger mission in Madagascar 2 years ago. (Burzuk was an Army Ranger for 11 years)[/quote]

hahahahahaha

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