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| Have you ever gotten laid on AR? |
| No, I'm a mud virgin |
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42% |
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| Yes 1-2 times |
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26% |
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| Yes 3-5 times |
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10% |
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| Yes 6-10 times |
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5% |
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| Yes over 10 times (cyber > pk) |
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Kalist19
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Joined: 19 Jan 2004
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 Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: Have you ever gotten laid.. |
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| ...in AR? If so how many times (5 can be 5 times on 1 char or 5 times spread out through various chars). Mudsex! |
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Sebryn
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 1185
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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Uh, well... I've been molested, and subjected to "heavy petting" (various tweakages, etc.) but I haven't ever "gotten laid" on AR.
Personally though, I think it'd be hilarious to see:
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<100hp 100m 100mv> say I'm ready when you are.
You say 'I'm ready when you are.'
<100hp 100m 100mv>
Chick licks her lips and smiles.
<100hp 100m 100mv>
Chick nods.
<100hp 100m 100mv>rem all
You stop using a shaman's staff.
You remove a worn steel helm.
You remove a worn steel breastplate.
You remove some worn steel armplates.
You remove some worn steel legplates.
You remove a pair of worn steel boots.
You remove a pair of worn steel gloves.
You remove a steel belt.
You remove a shaman's robe.
You remove a small buckler.
You remove a jagged sword.
You remove an opal ring.
You remove an opal ring.
You remove a teeth necklace.
You remove a teeth necklace.
You remove a goblin's ankh.
<100hp 100m 100mv>
Chick grins evilly.
<100hp 100m 100mv> blush
Your cheeks are burning!
<100hp 100m 100mv> french chick
You kiss her passionately.
<100hp 100m 100mv>
A sudden pain erupts in your skull.
<100hp 100m 100mv>
Chick's backstab MANGLES you!
Chick's dual backstab DISEMBOWELS you!
You have been KILLED!!
You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.
<0hp 0m 100mv>
Chick tells you 'Was it good for you too?' |
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Amdorin
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 829
Location: No matter how much a failure, no life is worthless. You can always serve as a bad example.
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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Never recall gettin laid, but I have had a nice strip show with one of my char's. I think it was Amdorin or Garnum a long long long time ago with some bard that started with an N. *sigh* ..miss her...  |
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First-fantasy
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
Posts: 128
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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Once. It was tottally lame though the guy was so boring I stopped paying attention, the next thing I know he's putting all of his equipment back on...
I've gotten real close a few more times and I am always game for a little bit of mud-romance. |
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Nero
Joined: 22 Sep 2004
Posts: 48
Location: v2.2 reality
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Drow lesbian sex....now that was interesting. |
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crazyhorse
Joined: 19 Oct 2005
Posts: 627
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| Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| I almost made xazapith make kinky sex to me. I had her stripping in the sewers to keep herself alive. And then my dk got bored. So I killed her. Lol. Sorry xaza. Im a cruel man. hahah. And then I thought it was too hot when I was 12 to have mud sex. Lol. Crazy shit. |
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Xazappith
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Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 169
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| Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:00 am Post subject: |
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| I remember that. XD There were worse people than you...*cough* uinti *cough* |
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crazyhorse
Joined: 19 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:56 am Post subject: |
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*blink*
Uinti was...
*points at himself...* |
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Xazappith
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Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 169
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| Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:56 am Post subject: |
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i really thought uinti was a ninja.
do I feel blond now.  |
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Slade
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Joined: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 666
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| Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:09 am Post subject: |
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Uinti was a ninja...
No ARsex, and shoot me if I can ever say I have..
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Xazappith
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Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 169
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| Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:16 am Post subject: |
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| crazyhorse wrote: |
| And then my dk got bored. |
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Phostan
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Joined: 08 Mar 2004
Posts: 332
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| Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:21 am Post subject: |
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| Let's not forget Thalia and Zepherleanic having mudsex in the drunken scribe while half a dozen wizinvis imms with one of their hands down their pants watched. |
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