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Scoundrel
Joined: 27 Nov 2005
Posts: 15
Location: In Sane
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 Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 5:34 pm Post subject: Let's all razz the new guy! |
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| Hey all, I'm Scoundrel. I'm new to AR, so if there are any single females out there, please feel free to take advantage of me. (<-- warning: this guy is a certified idiot) Really looking forward to gracing you all with my noobiness! |
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Xazappith
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Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 169
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| hm, since you mentioned single females, I'll be both the first to greet you and the first to warn you that us girls bite. |
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Hamp
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 212
Location: New York, USA
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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| They don't bite very hard though so don't be to afraid. |
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Louis
Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Welcome. You will never be the same. o_O |
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Trillian
Joined: 05 Nov 2004
Posts: 324
Location: 127.0.0.1
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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| They use teeth... watch out. Welcome to the Addiction from Hell. |
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theobserver
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Welcome. |
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fluffy
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
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Location: nyc
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(enjoy your stay) |
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Quiet Wanderer
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 547
Location: Western Michigan
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:50 am Post subject: |
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| Hahahaha... Welcome to the end of your life, and an addiction that will last until the men in coats give you those small little blue pills. |
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The_Dark_Paladin
Joined: 26 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:02 am Post subject: |
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| mmmmm blue pills, but i like the red ones better |
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Scoundrel
Joined: 27 Nov 2005
Posts: 15
Location: In Sane
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Biting, huh? I can get into that. What's your flavor; cookie dough or cream whip? Or should I just cover myself in both? |
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Baer
 
Joined: 22 Jan 2004
Posts: 618
Location: Michigan
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Wait...
They'll give us viagra for being addicted?!?!
SWEET!
(Not that I need it.) |
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divsky
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Joined: 13 Mar 2004
Posts: 1054
Location: Iowa City, IA
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm driving up and making out with Xaza as soon as she's legal. |
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Amdorin
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 829
Location: No matter how much a failure, no life is worthless. You can always serve as a bad example.
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Welcomes! Have fun, ....and if you come across someone who is insanely obsessed with the weapon "Spider blade", run away from them, ...run fast.  |
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Xazappith
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Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 169
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:40 am Post subject: |
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| divsky wrote: |
| I'm driving up and making out with Xaza as soon as she's legal. |
You're going to have to prove yourself better than that, Div, new kids got whipped cream AND cookie dough! |
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First-fantasy
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
Posts: 128
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Wow, I was missing out here...Xaz, we got lucky with this one.
Hello and welcome to A.R. Don't be fooled the A doesn't stand for Abandoned, its Addiction. And really, our bites are more along the lines of nibbles, untill we get to know you. |
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trance_monkey
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 198
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It's not so much the nibbling or biting - I rather enjoy that. But, rather the constant dehumanizing comments and attempts to strip my masculinity away from me that makes me fear FF and Xaza.
They're no good, don't trust them. Let them bite you, but don't trust them. |
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Xazappith
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Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 169
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Don't worry FF, it hasn't been too long.  An' don't you listen to trance, scoundrel...we're the nicest girls you'll ever meet.  |
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Saegen
Joined: 11 Aug 2005
Posts: 134
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Welcome, and about that spider blade... (emphatically points to herself) That would be me. My bite would be similar to one of the spiders... life ending (or changing, *wink*).
P.S. <---- is legal!!!! |
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trance_monkey
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 198
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I was disappointed to find out FF and Xaza were actually 40 year old gay men trying to seduce me.
Saegen, I don't even believe for a SECOND that you're not an even older gay man.
Pfft. |
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Scoundrel
Joined: 27 Nov 2005
Posts: 15
Location: In Sane
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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I was disappointed to find out FF and Xaza were actually 40 year old gay men trying to seduce me.
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That's okay, because I'm actually a 40 year old gay woman. Maybe you've seen me in Grannies Gone Wild #2. I also played a small part in Racy Retirement Home Movies! |
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