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Sebryn
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
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 Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:01 am Post subject: If AR had an in-game genie... |
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...what would you wish for?
Assuming there was a genie of sorts that could grant limited wishes, what kind(s) of things would you wish for?
Keep in mind - the genie obviously wouldn't be able to make you a more skilled player... and that's not meant to be offensive. |
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Zireph
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 89
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:10 am Post subject: |
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I would wish for A:Zook to bring back training defenses.
B:Sebryn to forget out to type... 
C:For vorpal to fall into my lap at rank 15 of every char I get. Hahah. |
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Olethros
Joined: 27 Jun 2005
Posts: 37
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:47 am Post subject: |
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1. A Diet Magic Mushroom that tasted like Regular Magic Mushroom
2. Hellstream (for my thief)
3. Permenant Emperor Tarot.
I think that's the right card. |
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Amdorin
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 829
Location: No matter how much a failure, no life is worthless. You can always serve as a bad example.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:18 am Post subject: |
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| Olethros wrote: |
1. A Diet Magic Mushroom that tasted like Regular Magic Mushroom
2. Hellstream (for my thief)
3. Permenant Emperor Tarot.
I think that's the right card. |
Ha! I laughed at that one. I work at a grocery store for a summer job and we had to push a coke product. I can see that mushroom getting advertised in Thera:
Magic ZERO! That same mushroom with that same great taste and head piece look, but with ZERO Fat! Carbs! and Caffiene free for you Kailya types.
Are you a Warlord looking for that random appearing fungi to munch on that you pick up off the ground? NO PROBLEM!! Because now Magic ZERO Mushrooms have, (You guessed it!), NO MAGIC! We here at Incorporated Magic Mushrooms(IMMs) took the communing and castings out of the mushrooms but preserved that same great mushy taste, pick one up at your closest grocer!
-Wow, ...I've been working at that damn store too long. |
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Louis
Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:31 am Post subject: |
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| i would wish for the genie to take off her clothes |
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Amdorin
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 829
Location: No matter how much a failure, no life is worthless. You can always serve as a bad example.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:52 am Post subject: |
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| Louis wrote: |
| i would wish for the genie to take off her clothes |
No one said the genie was a girl.  |
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Sebryn
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 1185
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:21 am Post subject: |
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If it was Louis' wish, she would be.
Besides... nothing wrong with being an optimist.
But then again, I can see it now...
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Inside a Golden Lamp
Curved walls of a shiny golden luster blind you
with reflected light. Sitting in the center, atop a
pile of velvet-covered pillows, is a woman of
unmatched beauty, wearing gossamer cloth and
winking at you playfully.
[Exits: none]
Djinia, the genie of the lamp is here.
<30hp 10m 10mv> grin
You grin evilly.
Djinia says 'Thank you for freeing me, Louis!'
Djinia says 'For your kindness, I shall grant you three wishes.'
Djinia says 'Speak them, and I shall obey.'
<30hp 10m 10mv> say Take off your clothes.
You say 'Take off your clothes.'
Djinia blinks slowly.
<30hp 10m 10mv> blink
You blink slowly.
Djinia says 'Are you fucking kidding me, you pervert?'
Djinia says 'Ten thousand years in here, and you want me to STRIP?!'
<30hp 10m 10mv>
Djinia screams loudly!
Djinia's mystic aura does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
You have been KILLED!!
You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything. |
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kento
Emissary
 
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
Posts: 338
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:26 am Post subject: |
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1.) To be able to replay Kento as a fifty and not play him like a fucking retard 19/20ths of the time
2.)Enhanced damage for my healer
3.)To have Aberdour's old sword |
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Zireph
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 89
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:15 am Post subject: |
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| Sebryn that was fucking awsom edude. Hahha. |
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Grayden
Joined: 21 Jun 2005
Posts: 632
Location: Spokane, WA
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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I loved the game genie.
1. Never hunger
2. Never thirst
3. To be able to set way points (kinda like perfect teleport)
4. To "outfit" items even to your level
5. And stupid people repelent, you get stupid and in my eyes you disappear  |
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Grayden
Joined: 21 Jun 2005
Posts: 632
Location: Spokane, WA
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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| damn almost forgot unlimited gold. That would be a sweet one. |
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Quiet Wanderer
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 547
Location: Western Michigan
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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1. Abe's old sword
2. wrath, for my elf healer
3. hmmmm.... sword that is, 50 ave, 25 hit an dam, that is a frozen burrito. |
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Jamus
Joined: 18 Jun 2005
Posts: 577
Location: Valour
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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Only two things:
1. Godmode
2. Infinite ammo |
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Altheripper
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 326
Location: Vancouver, WA
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:43 am Post subject: |
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1. Bash & trip for my ranger
2. Sanc for my Necro
= complete pwnage |
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Trillian
Joined: 05 Nov 2004
Posts: 324
Location: 127.0.0.1
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:35 am Post subject: |
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1) power overwhelming
2) black sheep wall |
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Davairus
Implementor
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 10351
Location: 0x0000
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:36 am Post subject: |
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| I'll take a slap that works out of pk range. If the victim is lower level, my new slap knocks the lips off their mouth, preventing them from talking for a real-time hour. If the victim is higher level, my slap whiffs and kills me somehow. |
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marsd
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 832
Location: Magewares
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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1. Smite
2. Slay
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E-ant
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 434
Location: Estonia
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Eye gouge |
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Jamus
Joined: 18 Jun 2005
Posts: 577
Location: Valour
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| I'll take a slap that works out of pk range. If the victim is lower level, my new slap knocks the lips off their mouth, preventing them from talking for a real-time hour. If the victim is higher level, my slap whiffs and kills me somehow. |
WAY better than godmode and infinite ammo combined. No contest. |
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Trillian
Joined: 05 Nov 2004
Posts: 324
Location: 127.0.0.1
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| Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:44 am Post subject: |
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| Jamus wrote: |
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| I'll take a slap that works out of pk range. If the victim is lower level, my new slap knocks the lips off their mouth, preventing them from talking for a real-time hour. If the victim is higher level, my slap whiffs and kills me somehow. |
WAY better than godmode and infinite ammo combined. No contest. |
suckup.
Power overwhelming + black sheep wall >> dav's idea. |
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