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Jukishirata nimbly dodges your thrust with a practiced maneuver.
Your thrust maims Jukishirata!
You hear something's death cry.
You parry Jukishirata's shocking punch.
Jukishirata's flaming bite mauls you.
You dodge Jukishirata's shocking punch.
Jukishirata's shocking punch misses you.
Jukishirata has some small wounds and bruises

513/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[dual_wield]{segment](evasive)> clobber
You slip in close and clobber Jukishirata with a monstrous steel pike, sending him flying!
Your clobber DISEMBOWELS Jukishirata!
A monstrous steel pike dislodges Jukishirata's weapon!
You disarm Jukishirata!
A monstrous steel pike dislodges Jukishirata's weapon!
You disarm Jukishirata!
Jukishirata has some small wounds and bruises

513/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[unarmed]{none](aggressive)>
Jukishirata dodges your thrust.
Jukishirata deftly performs a counterbalance evasion.
Jukishirata manages to dodge your thrust with a lot of effort.
Jukishirata's punch wounds you.
Jukishirata has some small wounds and bruises

496/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest
Jukishirata manages to dodge your thrust with a lot of effort.
Your thrust decimates Jukishirata!
Jukishirata's punch wounds you.
Jukishirata's punch wounds you.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

458/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[unarmed]{none](aggressive)>
Jukishirata wields a fiery dagger.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

458/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)> Jukishirata slices you as you attempt to slip in close.
Jukishirata's flaming bite mauls you.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

437/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)>
Jukishirata sidesteps completely around you to stab you from behind.
Jukishirata's sidestep MASSACRES you!
As you reel in pain, Jukishirata ducks in low to trip you.
Jukishirata's trip misses you.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

365/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)>
Your thrust mauls Jukishirata.
You deflect Jukishirata's flaming bite aside in an ungraceful parry.
Jukishirata's flaming bite mauls you.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

341/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)>
Your thrust mauls Jukishirata.
Jukishirata's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
Jukishirata's flaming bite mauls you.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

320/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)> wear punch
uncanny
You are now counterbalanced.
You stop wielding a monstrous steel pike.
320/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)> You catch Jukishirata off guard with an unusual maneuver.
Your uncanny attack decimates Jukishirata!
A shocking punch-in-a-box dislodges Jukishirata's weapon!
You rake Jukishirata's weapon aside!
Jukishirata throws a handful of sharp spikes at your feet!
Jukishirata's caltraps hits you.
You start to limp.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

308/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)>
Jukishirata dodges your shocking punch.
Jukishirata deftly performs a counterbalance evasion.
Jukishirata couldn't dodge your shocking punch but you miss by inches.
Jukishirata's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Jukishirata's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

308/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)>
Jukishirata nimbly dodges your shocking punch with a practiced maneuver.
Jukishirata nimbly dodges your shocking punch with a practiced maneuver.
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You couldn't dodge Jukishirata's flaming bite but he misses by inches.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

308/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)> uncanny
Your uncanny attack misses Jukishirata.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

308/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[defensive]{blade](aggressive)>
Jukishirata stops wielding a fiery dagger.
Jukishirata wields a monstrous steel pike.
Jukishirata dances around your shocking punch, easily dodging it.
Jukishirata's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
Jukishirata's thrust mauls you.
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You manage to dodge Jukishirata's thrust with a lot of effort.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.
286/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)>
Jukishirata slips in close and clobbers you with a monstrous steel pike, sending you flying!
Jukishirata's clobber DISEMBOWELS you!
A monstrous steel pike dislodges your weapon!
Jukishirata disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

242/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)>
Your punch misses Jukishirata.
Jukishirata dodges your punch.
Jukishirata's thrust maims you!
Jukishirata's thrust wounds you.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

191/536hp 557/557mp 227mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)> wear dagger
sidestep

The white aura around Jukishirata fades. <-- Haha...
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

197/536hp 557/557mp 270mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)> You wield a dangerous dagger.
You feel quite confident with a dangerous dagger.
Jukishirata has quite a few wounds.

197/536hp 557/557mp 270mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)> You sidestep completely around Jukishirata to stab
him from behind.
Your sidestep *** DEVASTATES *** Jukishirata!
As Jukishirata reels in pain, you duck in low to trip him.
You trip Jukishirata and he goes down!
Your trip scratches Jukishirata.
You exploit your weapon advantage to deliver an unblockable wild attack.
Your wild stab MANGLES Jukishirata!
You dodge Jukishirata's thrust.
Jukishirata is in awful condition.

197/536hp 557/557mp 250mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)>
Jukishirata manages to dodge your stab with a lot of effort.
Jukishirata's thrust devastates you!

197/536hp 557/557mp 250mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)>
Jukishirata manages to dodge your stab with a lot of effort.
Jukishirata's thrust devastates you!
Jukishirata is in awful condition.

165/536hp 557/557mp 250mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)>
Jukishirata's kicked dirt misses you. <-- I guess he did this before the aura fell
Jukishirata is in awful condition.

165/536hp 557/557mp 250mv <14991tnl> {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)> side

Jukishirata nimbly dodges your stab with a practiced maneuver.
Your stab MUTILATES Jukishirata!
Jukishirata is DEAD!!

Xerties The cheesester gets cheesed -

Nice!

guest The cheesester gets cheesed -

actually that's pretty accurate up until the last part... which goes actually like this.

Jukishirata nimbly dodges your stab with a practiced maneuver.
Jukishirata's sidestep *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You are DEAD!!

just like to get that straight for all my followers.

Amazing how the guest that was fighting Jukishirata got hit twice by him, yet somehow his hp stays consistently at 192hp. I think this posting is a fake,and it's quite possible it ended with the guest getting killed instead.

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197/536hp 557/557mp 250mv {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)>
Jukishirata manages to dodge your stab with a lot of effort.
Jukishirata's thrust devastates you!

*197/536hp 557/557mp 250mv {forest}{night}[two_handed]{shaft](aggressive)>
* Jukishirata manages to dodge your *stab with a lot of effort.
* Jukishirata's thrust devastates you!
Jukishirata is in awful condition.

* He just posted this part twice by accident

Yah actually I just saw this on Irc and Rayor agrees
Actually if you look at the hp of the person and a couple of the rounds, you can tell it didnt quite happen like that... haha

I think Xerties is the one that actually posted the fake one, because on Irc he defended it..

I think that thing with the hp was a pasting error, Rayor_

So nice try Xerties in your fake posting.

Neverminds its not fake. He just made a few pasting errors. I got raped baaad yaahahaha

marsd The cheesester gets cheesed -

Nice log, on a side note....

|O_O| are we reading a prompt or a novel?

Guest The cheesester gets cheesed -

first of all, it wasn't Xerties that posted it... Second, yes, I believe I explained at the beginning that I made a few posting errors. About the prompt...I don't know how to explain. I started out with a little one when I started playing way back when, and as things have been added I just add them all... :S

uhh.. On a side note. It is fake for the record, and I don't laugh with a fucking cheesey Yaahahaha.. who the hell laughs with a yaahahaha.. that's fucking gay.

davor The cheesester gets cheesed -

Steven Segaled!

The post wasn't fake...