I don't usually post losses but I failed so hard here that it was hilarious.

Someone walks in.
A wild boar walks in.

<888hp 343m 554mv ... inside calm>
Someone aims a shot into your most vulnerable spot.
You yell 'Help! someone just took a shot at me!'
Razza fades into existence.
Razza's leading shot <<< ERADICATES >>> you!
That really did HURT!
Razza has a few scratches.

<555hp 343m 554mv ;.! inside evasive> flee

Your divine power devastates Razza!
Your weapon advantage overcomes Razza's parry attempt.
Your divine power maims Razza!
Your divine power MUTILATES Razza!
Razza's phantasmal griffon *** DEVASTATES *** you!
Razza's phantasmal griffon *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You manage to dodge a wild boar's charge with a lot of effort.
You manage to dodge a wild boar's charge with a lot of effort.
Razza has some small wounds and bruises.

<276hp 343m 554mv ;.! inside evasive>
Tsylar wears an onyx-black rioter's wristcuffs of alacrity around his right wrist.
You couldn't escape!
Razza has some small wounds and bruises.

<276hp 343m 554mv ;.! inside evasive> flee
You flee from combat!

*** Run for a small bit, noticed I didn't have a boat, forgot to quaff a purple ***

Razza walks in.
A wild boar walks in.

<319hp 343m 417mv ... city aggressive>
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Razza!'
Razza's phantasmal griffon *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Razza has some small wounds and bruises.

<159hp 343m 417mv ;.! city aggressive> get rec sack
You get a perfect potion of recall from a Loot Sack.
Razza has some small wounds and bruises.

<159hp 343m 417mv ;.! city aggressive>
Razza dodges your divine power.
Your divine power maims Razza!
Your divine power maims Razza!
Razza's phantasmal griffon *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Razza's phantasmal griffon *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You have been KILLED!!