Stuffing the frame of your view, a mountainous woman possessing a girth superior to her loft, extends her physical sphere, tenenting as much space as she is able. A bald head the size and shape of a prize winning pumpkin lulls to the lower of two sinking, ham sized shoulders, burdened by a preposterously immense bosom. Saffron colored freckles, scabs, and liver spots pepper her substantial countenance. Jumbo facial features, glazed dinner plate sized eyes, and an elephantine nose tyrannize her bulbous mug. Matching the crooked alignment of her mammoth frame, meandering eyes are unevenly placed. Her cankerous maw gapes, discharging a rhythmic wheezing snore past a handful of random remaining teeth, each a different color, the foulest of rainbows. Supporting this mantle are ankles like stacked wheels of cheese, expanding to silo sized thighs. A fundament the size, shape, and smell of a pair of unmatched fishing nets, filled with doughy garbage, ballasts her prolific form. Her jaundiced, oscillating orbs gaze upon you.