Gundder the Volcano of Infinite Smashing, Bouncer of Heralds > Ye Olde Graveyard > Abandoned Realms Forums
Gundder created on 30th of March 2013, and is dead and gone (24 years old, 152 hours, 2 years lifetime)

Title: the Volcano of Infinite Smashing, Bouncer of Heralds
Gender: Male
Level: 50
Class: stone giant berserker

Background history:

  1. Untitled - posted at 2013-10-28 08:19:16
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Mees dunno wher mees born. Mee Mah drop mees on mees hed when me wuz furst boarn, cuz me wuz mor hevy den she tink. Mees land on hed, so furst memrees naht guud. Me do noe that it wuz sumwer in da montins nurth of Seringale. Wen mees wuz growin, the udder stown gianss mayd fun of me cuz me dum. Me dunnos if cuz me wuz dropped on hed when baybee, but mees wuz not smurt lyke udder stown gians. Dey calls me dum, stoopid, an wurse. So mee no play lots wif other kids. Insted, mee Mahs and Pahs sed Gundder, goe gets pet fer frend. Dat whu me dids! Me go all shops wif pets in Thera. Me found dog playce wif many muttz. Me not noe wich wun to chooz, dey wer all so cutes! An den... Me saw wun muttz try drinks wawa out of funtin. It wuz stendin on top, trying to get wawa spray right in mutt mowth! Funtin wuz turn up full blast, so insted of drinkin da wawa, da muttz wuz makin reel funy noiz. Haf tryin to growl at wawa, haf drinkin da wawa, an haf cauf at wawa. Me new right den, dis muttz for mees! An me wuud name muttz jus lyke noise he mayk at funtin. An frum dat day, me an me bess muttz-friend Warrgarbbl travelled Thera togever looking foh fuud, fun, an frends. Yar!!


Description:

Piles of rocks of varying sizes rise up in front of you in the form of a gigantic being. Fists made out of boulders clench and unclench repeatedly, each time spraying some gravelly dust onto the ground. He moves his head from side to side, looking over each shoulder, and a dull grinding noise belies his lack of flexibility. When he talks, it sounds like pyroclastic magma oozing out of a crack in the ground. With each clumsy step he takes, the giant looks like he is about to fall over - but then somehow steadies himself just in time. He is a dim looking fellow, clearly not the smartest of giants, but doesn't seem to care nor be aware of his mental shortcomings. A wide and goofy grin covers his round, rocky face.


PK stats:

Kills: 0, Deaths: 2 (Ratio: 0, Efficiency: 0%)
Pinnacle Kills: 0, Pinnacle Deaths: 2 (Ratio: 0, Efficiency: 0%)

Kills by class:

Killed by class:
necromancer: 1,



Mystiques mentioning Gundder:

Comments

  1. Olyn [reply]
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    Damn. I liked this guy.
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    1. Andrael [reply]
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      Now who's gonna bounce the heralds? They need to be bounced :(
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      1. Hondorian [reply]
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        What the heck. You were fun but now you suck.
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        1. beia [reply]
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          Gundder was all like

          [img:c418f68457]http://i.imgur.com/gwj3pOb.gif[/img:c418f68457]
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          1. Ceridwel [reply]
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            I had a lot of fun with this character but his time had come and passed. I created him at a time that I was smoking a buuuuuuuuuunch of weed which made the dim-witted stone giant RP really easy. With mania and craggy skin now I think stone berserkers are hella fun to play...not great for PK but just for running around and smashing shit it is awesome. Highly recommended for a non-cabal character of you want to group with anyone and just SMASHUUM!!.

            His pet's name came from this meme:

            [img:8d913e6fbc]http://www.sparkcaster.com/demotivational/images/wharrgarbl.jpg[/img:8d913e6fbc]


            YarrRRRr!
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            1. Davairus [reply]
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              wow i had no idea.. good job dude! Very impressed!
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              1. Mr. Forgotten [reply]
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                I cackled. WTF?
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                1. "smoked a lot of weed" do we have a like button yet?? cause we need one!
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