Here is an ugly halfling. His frizzy, black hair is messy and wild like untended shrubbery. His dirt-brown eyes grow beneath a set of sparse, square eyebrows. His bulbous nose curves downward sharply as if resting on his upper lip. His blotchy, mottled fair skin is lightly covered in a patchy beard. His left ear is nowhere to be seen, while the right barely pokes out from his matted hair. His arms and legs hang distant from his core. It appears he is smuggling a bucket, or perhaps recently eaten a pumpkin whole.