| The Serin Mystique, Volume 1, Issue 6Issue 6 is finally finished after a bit of a Herald sabbatical after1) Events (see Events)Issue 5 was released.  As you will notice, the History section has been
 divided for ease of reading.  We have also brought back the Battles section,
 thanks to your reports.
 
 We hope that you all enjoy this Issue as much as we have.
 
 The sections you can 'look' at in the Serin Mystique are:
 
 
 2) Rumors (see Rumors)
 3) Cabal Affairs (see Cabals1, Cabals2)
 4) History (see History1, History2)
 5) Stories (see Stories1, Stories2)
 6) Ask Keeb (see Keeb)
 7) Arts and Entertainment (see Arts)
 8) Battles (see Battles)
 
 
 We hope that the voices of the past will guide your future journeys.
 
 
 1) Events
 
 Events
 
 
 Incase some of you haven't heard, there has been a bit of disorder withinthe ever orderly Justice.  It seems that the old timer Justice were
 unwilling to accept Gorgwath in his position.  Gorgwath, after bringing some
 new policy and ideas to the cabal (as is his job of course), was brutally
 attacked by several Justice who wanted cabal policy to be a democratic
 decision.  After several hours of verbal diarrhea between Gorgwath and the
 undisciplined Justice (a mess as you might guess), Lord Davairus himself was
 forced to step in and deal with the disorderly Justice.  Both Jaru and
 Gasire were victims of that day.
 
 A short while ago, a deal was struck between the leaders of Serin's two
 major warring cabals, Soluminus of the Knights and Resatimm of the Legion.
 Seeking to bring fairness to the bloodshed that grips these two groups, the
 leaders issued an edict that their followers would use only equal force in
 dealing with each other in battle.  For a time this pact was honored, but it
 soon crumbled, with each side hurling accusations at the other.  Avendin of
 the Knights penned a scroll stating he had been assaulted by Lazion, Garnoth
 and Dentus en masse, and Resatimm responded with his view that the agreement
 had already been broken by Naydra and Avendin together.  Because of this,
 Resatimm then authorized the use of any means necessary for his Legions to
 slay the Knights.  In addition, he placed a bounty on the heads of both
 Naydra and Avendin, offering a promotion within his ranks to whichever
 soldier could first slay one of them.  All out war seemed imminent.  Naydra,
 however, hoping perhaps to preserve the sanctity of the Knights, did not
 authorize force to the Knights for dealing with the Legion.  She is
 confident that their experience and leadership are enough to bring the
 Knights victory, without turning to the use of numbers.  Time will tell
 whether her confidence will prove costly, or wise.
 
 The Arch of Gloria, the symbol of the holy city of Valour, has been restored
 from the destruction wrought upon it.  This happened because of an
 extraordinary display of love by Titasher and Naydra, which I had the
 opportunity to speak with them about, and which I will share with you all
 shortly--I must spend some time going through the notes I took during the
 conversation.  I would urge all to take a look at the Arch, and allow its
 beauty to touch your heart and your soul.
 
 A sad day indeed for the Knights--Liamm Mcgreaior has chosen to leave their
 ranks.  He fought one final battle against the Priest of Darkness in
 Seringale, then left their ranks to, as he said, go live in the mountains.
 Whether he will be seen again in Serin or not is unknown, but he has been
 taken off of duty.
 
 Vicyal, the Angel of Arcana, mighty abyssal, has finally met his inevitable
 fate.  Upon the Second day of the Month of Dark Shades, he met a terrible
 death.  Caught in a rift created by a storm in the heavens, Vicyal lost his
 life to an unknown slayer.  Losing sanity after one of his few deaths,
 Vicyal went on a death rampage, attacking all those that he could, nude.
 Dying a grand total of four times to mortals, divine intervention took
 place, when An Immortal slew Vicyal in cold blood, devouring his corpse and
 denying him the privileges of walking the realms ever again.
 
 Seemingly, Nimash went on a similar spree, and as I was told from the
 horse's mouth, he planned on leaving the realms permanently.  When I had
 replied to his comment, he no longer walked the realms, leading me to
 believe he had done the highly hoped, and left permanently, never to return.
 
 
 I had the chance this day to speak with Vilkata, a young fell.  He claims to
 have forsaken his lord, and to now fight against the traitors, to preserve
 Serin.  He spoke that he wishes to become a Herald, so that he may further
 help the Serin cause.  I cannot be sure if he is sincere, but it will
 certainly be useful for us to watch him, and speak with him if possible.
 Perhaps if one can change his path, then many fells could.
 
 
 2) Rumors
 
 Rumors
 
 
 Gnome Mauled by Three Headed Goat: While walking through the Lush ValleyGashir, a gnome invoker, was attacked by a ravenous three headed goat.  He
 sustained horrible bashing wounds and the healer had this to say "It was
 either a giant using a pair of maces or a three headed goat...  My moneys on
 the..."  Goat.  Unfortunately the gnome was to dazed to comment but he did
 utter this before he passed out "i..  T..  Waass..  A gioa...  Umm..."
 Which can be seen clearly to mean goat.  This is horrible news what is in
 the water of the lush valley to create such a creature?  I am not sure but
 perhaps you are if you have the answer write me.  Me being Keeb.
 
 Recently the Justice have become very interesting people.  Vaargus never
 walks the realms, Meriando always does, but is never at the right place at
 the right time, Verikoz is scare, and Ryvius is a coward.  Azelinesti is
 also quite inactive.  Rumor says that their new leader Gorgwath should
 induct new, more dedicated members to replace those who cannot complete the
 job.  Many say that the Justice have become corrupt under his rule.
 
 I've heard, while wandering around Seringale silently, and trailing their
 kind..  That soon, the abyssal and fell plan to wreak absolute havoc among
 Seringale, and all within their grasp.  They intend to slay all possible,
 and as swiftly as possible, including the cabal members, even the Justices.
 I do not know exactly when it will take place, but I have heard soon, when
 they have the best chance to strike, and at the most unsuspecting time.
 
 Rumor says that Adorn The Knight of Valour was heard saying the following,
 in concern to some sort of contest:
 
 - Best looking and best knight: Winner is Andorn!  With 9000 votes.
 
 - Most likely to be found talking to a wall: Winner is Jijit!  With 90
 votes.
 
 - Most likely to rain on your winter parade: Winner is Avendin!  With 90
 votes!
 
 - Most likely to be stepped on: Winner is Titasher!  With 500 votes.
 
 
 I have heard rumors in the streets today that there may be a return of the
 Demons of the Abyss to Serin.  Apparently the Abyssals, who have arrived
 more recently than the Fell from the Abyss have been talking among
 themselves about the use of Demons during the next invasion that Zaikkra
 himself is supposed to lead.  The demon Decarni, who has been imprisoned by
 Resatimm to serve as Legion guardian, has been said to have escaped to lead
 the attack beside Zaikkra.
 
 In response to a story about one of my more "exotic" type shows, Jemma, Holy
 Matriarch of Healing, spurred much interest by removing all of her clothing
 in front of a small crowd!  I told her that I could indeed use an elf in my
 act, since I had to replace a female werebeast and a female dwarf.  It seems
 that nobody likes a nude woman with a beard!  After this, she responded
 again by removing her clothes a second time!  In any case, this came as a
 shock to Delran, Squire of Soluminus, for they both share an intimate
 relationship.  Yay for naked elves!
 
 It seems that a young lad named Henns thought he would try to stir up some
 trouble between the cabals with a few simple notes.  He apparently wrote a
 note to each cabal saying that two other cabals were going to war with them.
 This is what he wrote to the Heralds: Mystic's and Knight's have joined
 forces to slay all herald's who walk these lands.
 
 Thank you for the notice Henns!  It is quite miraculous to see someone of
 your caliber still walking about in the realms.  Imagine...  The valiant
 Knights of Valour joining forces with the traitors of Serin!  Let me see.
 Where could you have received this information from?  Well, I still thank
 you for the information Henns.  I did believe there was less stupidity in
 the realms, but I guess you proved me wrong!
 
 
 3) Cabal Affairs
 
 Cabals1
 
 
 [LEGION]
 Lord Resatimm has reported that the halls of Legion have been emptied.  It
 seems that there was a dramatic failure and collapse of the Legion as a
 result of the poor leadership of Xyrattma.  As is only fitting of Legion,
 Xyrattma has been branded with the mark of failure, and Resatimm has asked
 that we pay special attention to him.  Any Legion hopefuls, be patient and
 wait for word from Resatimm for when applications will be accepted again.
 
 [KNIGHT]
 
 The threat of Legion has diminished because to their disbandment, but the
 Knights have not been left without enemies.  The Fells and Abyssals, who
 pose a threat to not only the Light but all of Serin, have become the new
 target of the Knights.
 
 The Knights are currently recruiting, and are looking specifically for
 Illusionists.  For all who apply, be sure that you do not follow the Lawful
 ethos, or you will not be allowed to enter the Knightly ranks.
 
 Current members are, in order of rank: Naydra, Lourn, Jijit, Avendin,
 Aeldan, Duersey, Titasher, Keistenmen, and Urgla.
 
 [MYSTIC]
 
 A report from Nauglamir, Leader of the Mystics: As the Abyssal and Fell
 amass, I still study their social habits.  They seem to be affected by the
 fact that in Serin, the King has less control.  Some I see become inactive,
 almost friendly.  The newly released abyssal are very smart and from them I
 believe I will gain the most knowledge.  But seeing that they are newly
 released and to not feel the Kings weakened power and your immortal
 influence, they are more unstable and violent.  This is my studies and soon
 I believe, I will have an answer to the question if our worlds can coexist.
 
 
 He seems to desire for the Fells and Abyssals to remain in Serin, and that
 they will be able to become Serins, once Zaikkra is destroyed.  He sees the
 Traitors as a blind people, who have been guided by corrupt leaders, and who
 could adjust to life in Serin, if given the chance.  If we do manage to kill
 Zaikkra, we will discover whether or not his followers from the Abyss can
 survive without his presence.
 
 [JUSTICE]
 
 Well, as most of you have probably already noticed, Jeradan has retired from
 his position leading the Justice, leaving Gorgwath to replace him.  Though
 there were some rough times at the beginning of his leadership, resulting in
 the removal of both Jaru and Gasire.  However, replacing them are Addreodyn,
 a psionicist who was previously mortal leader, and Ryvius, an Invoker.
 
 Cabals2
 
 
 [WARLORD]
 Warlords have lost their Immortal leader, Ardoryn, to what seems to have
 been the worst attack by the Abyss yet.  Ardoryn was convinced by Zaikkra to
 betray Serin, and has left us.  Yet, the Warlords are still accepting new
 members, despite the lack of leadership.  They have also been given three
 new provisions that they are supposed to follow, which are that a warlord
 wins more than he loses, a warlord never declines a challenge, and a warlord
 loves to fight and nothing else.  Let us hope to see a new age of honor, and
 of course good battles, with these new rules.
 
 [HERALD]
 
 The Heralds are flourishing more now than ever, as they have expanded their
 halls to contain Teanna, Keeb, Kalerin, Danside, Turir, Kaziranth, Eynsu,
 Proteus, Harnak, Brennan, Tobken, Dokkas, and Rymerr.  As always, the
 Heralds are there for you to report anything of interest to.  Their doors
 are still open to any who wish to apply, but they ask that only those who
 are truly dedicated to apply.
 
 [ASSASSIN]
 
 Rumors say that the Assassins are, as always, doing the needed job of
 silently killing the hoarders and pests of Serin.  If you know anyone who
 fits that bill, go have a talk with Vinnie in Seringale, and I am sure he
 can help you out.
 
 NOTE: Because of the constant flux of the Cabals of Serin, please inform the
 Heralds of any and all inaccuracies or omissions.  In addition, the Heralds
 cannot be held accountable for the accuracy of these reports, as it is only
 a collection of the information they were able to collect from the general
 populace.
 
 
 4) History
 
 History1
 
 
 The History of the Holy Avenger 
 I come before you this day with a bit of knowledge I have gained of an item,
 and I hope it will come as some use to you.  Long ago dragons walked the
 great land of Serin, and chose places to call their own.  One that we have
 all come to know, is the wondrous Golden Dragon of Ofcol.  He took this land
 and appointed protectors to serve its needs.  The most well known of the
 protectors would be Marshall Diana.  When Diana was appointed Marshall, the
 great dragon removed a scale from his grand body, then released a blinding
 flame upon it.  When the smoke cleared, in Diana's hand was a wondrous
 sword.  Then the dragon started to speak.  He said This is the Holy Avenger,
 serve me well, and it shall serve you well.  In my travels I have acquired
 this sword.  It is truly remarkable, for its slicing damage does at least
 eighteen damage.  When I sold this sword, I was given a great amount of gold
 in the range of 2900 pieces.  But my friends, if you have taint in your
 heart you cannot touch this weapon for its purpose is soley good.  It is
 also light as a feather, so I urge you all to seek this sword, for it will
 truly be a valuable asset in your arsenal.  So this ends my records of the
 Holy Avenger, I hope you all have enjoyed this and I hope that I have been a
 help.
 
 The Recent Flood of LOVE
 
 Greetings Serins, I come before you this day for I am truly happy with what
 I have been seeing.  Love seems to be in bloom in Serin as of late, and none
 could be happier.  With all of the recent marriages and engagements as of
 late, it reminds of that there are more important things besides war.  With
 everything in such turmoil with the Fell and the evil that has tainted the
 land, it has made us lose sight of the most important things in the world.
 When a bond such as marriage is made between two people, they both know that
 there lives will revolve around each other forever.  This is why I scribe
 this scroll to you the citizens, for I wish for you all to find love and
 peace, and not lose sight of the things that make the land of Serin as great
 as it is.  And allow yourselves to not be persuaded by the temptations and
 taints in this world, for without love one cannot live a truly happy life.
 May the winds keep you all well and safe, and I truly hope you all find that
 special someone.
 
 The Departure of Ardoryn
 
 My dearest friends and fellow children of Serin, my name is Tobekn, and I am
 honored by this opportunity that I have now, for this is the first time that
 I am scribing to you all.  However I wish that this note could be on better
 terms, for the news that I bring to you all today is that of the gravest
 nature.  Recently, many of you may have noticed the surge of the traitorous
 Abbysal who are newly arriving to our fair lands, destroying our homes and
 cities, wreaking what havoc they can on each and every one of our lives.
 Paired with the previous uprising of the accursed Fell and our once brothers
 and sisters who have turned traitorous towards their own lands, it would be
 a sick joke to say that Serin is not suffering.  Fortunately, I am pleased
 to say that the new creatures, as well as the old, have posed less of a
 threat to our homeland thanks to the combined actions of the noble citizens
 of Serin who have been fighting with all their hearts to cleanse our lands
 once again.  To all who have stood and fallen against even the most
 overwhelming of odds and opponents, I raise my axe and give you my deepest
 of gratitude.  I wish that I could end this scroll here, saying that nothing
 else troubles me, but I must be the harbinger of bad tidings.  As I bring
 you this news now, I mourn deeply, for what I must speak of brings daggers
 to my own heart.  I write these following words with an unsteady quill, and
 my hand quivers with each stroke, so please bear with me as I shall do my
 best to continue.  Before I became a Herald, I was once a Warlord of Serin,
 serving at the right hand of our great leader, Ardoryn.  However, it seems
 that Ardoryn is with us no longer, for he has turned his back on all of my
 brothers within the great fortress, as well as on the whole of Serin.
 Taking what knowledge he has gained during his time among us, it seems that
 the once leader of the Warlords has stolen away to different lands to use
 what he has learned of Serin to rob us of our own livelihoods.  Although it
 cannot be determined beyond doubt at this time, many whispers hint of a
 chance.
 
 History2
 
 
 On Nauglamir and the Abyss
 I recently had the opportunity to sit down and speak with Nauglamir, a
 duergar shaman who it seems is the last remaining of the Mystics.  Though
 most Serins consider him a Traitor, and I myself have hunted him before, he
 was willing to speak with me, as he felt his ideas were not viewed
 accurately by the masses.  For my part, though I felt some fear at being
 with one sworn to our enemies, I felt a great need for Serin to see the
 viewpoints of one on the other side.  I found him to be well spoken and
 confident in his words, if a bit sad and pensive at times.  Though it is not
 my place to offer an opinion on how one should deal with this issue, I would
 urge all to listen carefully to what he has to say, and to think before
 action, something I know we all can fail to do sometimes in the heat of
 passions.
 
 Serin would react to the appearance of the Fell, and he did not wish to risk
 them falling under the control of the Fell and their leader.  It seems the
 Mystics underestimated the power and danger of the Fell--they first opened
 the portal to the Abyss hoping to learn from the Fell, imagining the virtues
 and knowledge to be gained from a whole race from another world.  However,
 they were overmatched and Malenfaler fell prey to the Empress of the Abyss.
 Thus the Fell began inhabiting Serin.
 
 Speaking of the Fell themselves, Nauglamir asked me to imagine a scenario
 here on Serin.  He spoke of the Gods we know, and how they often war among
 one another.  He then asked me to think of the outcome if one God were to
 actually win this war, and thus control all life, and then twist it to
 his/her own designs.  In this way, he says, the Fell have lived, under the
 cruel control of the Empress of the Abyss, knowing nothing but death and
 pain, survival and one god.  Under the cruel control of the Empress, they
 came to Serin knowing nothing of life but this in their past.
 
 He then said that it seems the Empress thought too highly of herself, as
 mind.  But, from the moment they set foot on Serin soil, they are
 persecuted and attacked by all who see them.  Going from this experience,
 they only perpetuate the bloodlust they were raised on.  However, he
 believes that if they are not persecuted so, if they are instead taught
 beauty and joy, then they can adapt to a normal Serin life, as they have
 adapted now to killing and war.  He seeks a Fell to take on as a disciple,
 one who has not shed Serin blood, and hopes to teach this Fell the ways of
 Serin, with the hope that together they can prove to the rest of Serins
 that the Fell are not inherently evil and a force to be destroyed.
 
 Our interview ended here, with Nauglamir vowing to continue surviving until
 he could find such a disciple, and prove his theory to Serin.  He stated
 that he would continue to ally himself with them because he feels they can
 be redeemed, and because he pities them for their past.  For my part, I
 would advise you all to consider his words.  Be skeptical, of course, as
 none can know for sure if he speaks the truth, but perhaps also we can tone
 down our own bloodlust.  Instead of hunting the Fell on sight, perhaps speak
 with them, and see for yourselves if you believe in the truth of his words.
 
 
 5) Stories
 
 Stories1
 
 
 A Tale of the Mansion of the Malevolent
 In the far western reaches of Serin, where few mortals dare to tread, unless
 they are bold of heart, spirited, or so dogged mercenary, and lustful for
 gold they care not what hazards their lives might be subjected to in an
 expedition, stands the foulest, most evil ruin that ever was upon the face
 of Serin.  In this ruin, whose very name expresses the black purposes of the
 evil residents within, Mansion of the Malevolent, are hidden piles of gold,
 and treasure, to make any mortal with a sword, sick with greed, and
 breathless with anticipation to line their pockets with its untold wealth.
 The journey itself is treacherous.  One proceeds down the western road,
 where devils, knaves, and villains lay in wait for the unsuspecting passer
 by, then leap out upon them with murderous intent.  If you pass on to Haon
 Dor, your luck will fare no better, and from thence to Drkshyre Wood!
 Little need be said about the dangerous arachnids that spin their webs among
 the black trunks and tangling underbrush of Drkshtyre.  If a passing Gnoll
 does not rend and tear your flesh, or a hairy spider make a meal of your
 blood then a little further north, and west in the dirty and putrid waters
 of the River Azial will give you much pleasure, I'm sure.
 
 Despite all of these ills, I found myself in the company of a dwarf, and a
 crafty bard on the western road to the mansion.  The dwarf, whose name was
 Dimwor, was a ferocious berserker.  I had met him at a tavern in Seringale
 the night before.  Admittedly, your chances for finding suitable, and
 reliable companions, for an expedition drastically spiral downwards, when
 gambling away your life savings in a bawdy house at the same time.  However,
 luck was on my side, in that regard if not at the tables.  I was having a
 terr-i-ble run!  As the licentious spinner raked away my stakes, this
 pretentious dwarf roared with laughter, and delight at a side table.  He was
 apparently quite entertained with my sour luck.  I shot him an angry glance,
 "Whats so jolly about losing thousands of gold crowns, my dwarf?  He drank
 out of a tankard, and spat, ...  Hrmmm, ...  First of all, ...  I'm nawt,
 ...  'my dwa'rf' as you say, ....  The names Dimwor, ...  Or Dim fa'r
 short."  All right then Dim-wor, ... , I prattled on, "What's so amusing?"
 He tossed his tankard across the room, and flipped over his table.  He began
 shouting things in dwarven that I could not comprehend, but I'm sure they
 had naught to do with my good health.  He drew a sword, and advanced towards
 me.  I turned and drew as well.  One look at his face told me I'd made a
 critical error in engaging him.  I would have to rely on diplomacy to save
 my hide.  I stammered, "I don't suppose, it would dissuade you from tearing
 me limb from limb, ...  To know that...  I was prenticed' to Dr.  Broondale
 attorney at law for 6 months?"  He sternly replied 'not a hoot' eh-hem, ....
 Well, not even the fact that I would slap an action of battery on you?  He
 chuckled, and it sent a shiver down my yellow back, ..."  Battery, my arse,
 ...  You're not gonna be walkin' out of here to slap nothin' boy'o, so grab
 your swoard and get ta swingin' in a huarry."  My hand moved down to my
 scabbard, and I clutched the hilt of my elemental sword, but my other hand,
 also at my side, felt a pair of spectacles in my pocket, which I immediately
 drew out, "Then, I'm afraid I'll have to throw human dignity to the four
 winds, and make the universal appeal for mercy."  I propped the spectacles
 on my nose.
 
 Stories2
 
 
 (Continued...)  
 The outbreak of laughter that ensued shook the whole tavern, and even Dimwor
 had to smirk a little.  A bard that had been observing the scene, ...
 Indeed, as the whole tavern had been riveted to us, jumped down from the
 bar top where he was seated and heartily shook my hand.  "Here's a third for
 our expedition, Dim, or I'll be hanged...  Haw haw" His name was Yor, a
 human of around my age.  He was a dashing fellow with a snappy repertoire.
 He was the first bard I'd ever met, and I can tell you, traveling with bard,
 is the only way to travel!  As we bounded along over the highway, and
 through the wood we got to know each other better and better, and became
 fast friends.  Dimwor, much to my surprise was actually not the brawling
 sort, though still a dwarf and ill-tempered.  He was however, a lightwalker,
 and a good soul.  His fiercest desire, was to squelch evil wherever it
 reared its ugly head.  "And, ..." , He said, "what better place to crack a
 few dark skulls than Malovent?  Eh?  He he he!"  Dimwor and Yor expounded
 upon the legends of Vlad the Impaler, and the Mansion of the Malevolent as
 we traveled, and of the hideous 'mutant trolls' that inhabited the dungeon
 floor of the house.  These were to be our primary prey, for they were evil
 incarnate, ...  And their hoarded treasures were great besides!
 
 Soon, we were before her.  She stood there, black, and ominous, with massive
 pillars towering in front, and devilish gothic trimmings everywhere, all
 overgrown with dank moss, ivy, and tangleweed.  It all smelled of death and
 decay.  "Dogs ears!" , Said Dimwor as we stood just outside the tall reeds
 in front of the massive mansion, Dammy if the deuce emself ain't a resident
 here.  We all shuddered, "Come Bard!"  I said trying to be upbeat, "Lets
 have something cheery, for battle!"  We all chimed in for a rousing battle
 hymn, and the magic of Yor's music enveloped, and enchanted us.  Dimwor
 smashed the front door down and a blast of foul air flew out and choked us
 soundly.  When we caught our breath and looked up.  A ghoulish fiend decked
 out as a man-servant fell upon us!  Dimwor threw me to the front, Strike em
 lad, and give no quarter!  He shouted, ...  I held the the creature at bay
 while Yor, and Dimwor assisted from behind.  We fell the beast, and made our
 way inwards, towards the pantry, where Dimwor said, the trap door to the
 basement could be found, and therein, our devil trolls.  The house was as
 forbidding within, as without, and every fiber of your body screams at you
 to run, far, and fast.  The air was poisonous and stifling on the bottom
 floor.  The basement, ...  When we at last arrived was barely tolerable.
 Dimwor was a determined and merciless sergeant at arms.  We had to beg and
 plead with him at times to let us sleep, which he would have none of.  At
 best he allowed us to sit and have a rest for a few hours, before we were
 back up again, in the damp recesses of the basement.  Sometimes chilling
 cold to the bone, sometimes, when near the furnace, blazing heat like hell
 fire.  We had taken about 5 trolls, and a good heaping amount of treasure
 before we decided to make tracks back to the river and head for home.  I was
 then thinking of joining Herald, and mentioned to Dimwor that, if I made it
 home alive, and was accepted, he might read of our exploits on day.  He
 expressed contempt an the notion, "Scribes penning tales of troll hunting?
 With all the other important doings in Serin?  That'll be the day, ...  If
 you do so you'd have to be the most tired, bored man in all the realms...."
 
 But as you can see, the story has been told to all.  Who ever knew that a
 simple adventure to the Mansion of the Malevolent could be so interesting
 and adventurous!
 
 
 6) Ask Keeb
 
 Keeb
 
 
 Question One
 Dear Myself, why isn't anyone writing you any Ask Keeb article questions?
 
 Answer One
 
 Well there are several possibilities Myself.  First of all their is the
 possibility some extremely unhealthy plague has spread throughout Serin and
 killed the population.  Of course that is easily discredited due to all the
 people walking around.  The next possibility is that the entire population
 of Serin is illiterate thus making it impossible to read what I have written
 and write back.  In that case I wonder what happened to those who wrote me
 before?  And it is a pity because publishing the Mystique won't be as fun
 anymore.  The next possibility is that you can read exceptionally but you
 cannot write.  Which is easily remedied by hiring a scribe thus
 discrediting that theory.  I myself think you just don't want to write me
 Well there are several possibilities Myself.  First of all, there is the
 which case I might just have myself and excellent feast but you aren't geese
 so I can't comprehend it.
 
 Question Two
 
 Can I have your corpse?  I am just starting out and I need something small
 as my storage is currently limited.  Send height, width, and weight (without
 armor or soul).  Yours for more efficient vivisection,
 
 Werdegast
 
 
 Answer Two
 
 Well I'd be glad to give you my corpse in my will...  I don't know how big
 it is though might be too small don't exactly know how to measure my own
 soul if I did I'd tell you though.  You've inspired me though I think I will
 make a will.  Just in case I perish at some point.  Of course maybe another
 option would be to check the Shire lots of halflings there...  But that's
 rather cruel...  Well I'll see what I can do.
 
 Question Three
 
 I has a question for you Keeb.  First, I wants to ask you why you thinks
 people is silly and breaks them Laws that are so wonderful.  And second, I
 wants to ask, what should an old lady do when she's retired?  I likes to
 talk to people, but since I doesn't have no job no more, I sometimes gets
 lonely.  Thanks yous Keeby!  - Nebai Serptius the Warrior of Honor
 
 Answer Three
 
 Well I can understand the breaking the laws part Nebai.  I am after all a
 thief and have committed crimes in the past and have even been wanted.  I
 believe that most crimes are committed because people see some profit in
 doing the deed perhaps a bit of gold or maybe the death of one they hate.
 As for your other question its rather hard for to me answer not being an old
 lady myself.  However I think I have a few ideas of activities you can amuse
 yourself with.  You can for one learn to write poetry perhaps and perhaps
 have it published.  You can Perhaps in some way gain an apprentice and pass
 on knowledge of all you know.  Or the best idea is to turn to a life of
 crime working by night and becoming a crime lord.  No one would expect you
 would they?  What old retired lady as you say you are would turn to crime?
 
 Remember, if you have any odd questions, send them to Keeb, and he will
 answer them for you in the next issue of the Mystique!
 
 
 7) Arts and Entertainment
 
 Arts
 
 
 A Poem by Solariette:
 I sit here and perhaps scribe in vain,
 But tis what I do to let go this pain.
 I know I write of what others can also tell,
 The disgust I hold for those traitors and fell.
 Those rotten cowards who attack by force
 Those who're alone, no group as a protective source.
 And other fell, yes they fight alone,
 But with no honor, no true courage shown.
 These lands are o'er taken by evil hearts,
 The lands ruled by refuse in so many parts.
 We have brave Justices who seek to regain order
 But they cannot protect us past a town's border.
 So what choices Serins do we hold?
 How will this fight against evil unfold?
 What can we do to succeed against these vermin
 Who plague our lives and seem to mostly win?
 Is there no way to win back these, our Serin lands?
 Can we not hold peace again within our hands?
 Surely there is more we can do to fight against those who slay,
 And take from us that sweet peace each day.
 
 A Poem by Titasher:
 
 Twas the Month of the Old Forces
 Where I walked without a lantern
 I sought to find pretty horses
 But I wandered to a strange tavern
 Never have I been to such a place
 I often drank wine and firebreather
 There I was with a misguided face
 The drunken tavern served neither
 Courting the bar man served drinks
 A dwarf beginning to go insane
 I was dazed and could not think
 He poured me glass of new champagne
 I write this poem in appreciation
 For opening such a wonderful tavern
 The drink gave a fabulous sensation
 My new favorite, all from no lantern.
 
 A Poem by Deliris:
 
 These lands we walk,
 Are blessed with heroes,
 Either warriors of clerics,
 But I am here to tell you,
 Of a paladin known to most,
 A paladin of many virtues,
 A paladin named Grablen Klept.
 He was a child not long ago,
 Brought here by fate and luck,
 Joined the halls of paladins,
 And pursued his own track.
 During his journeys and advancing in guild,
 He set a new standard for paladins to be,
 As deviant and cunning as he had been,
 In defeating his enemies of different mean.
 Today you can see him on the street,
 With a sign of outcast on his cheek,
 Some say that he had earned it,
 Others think that he had not,
 Whether they were right or wrong,
 You can chose for your own,
 As I will pass on the story,
 That I've heard on my own.
 As the paladin was fighting a shaman,
 Mrakol challenged him like a bloodlusting goblin,
 But being busy with the shaman,
 He had no choice but to sigh and say nay.
 After hours of fighting, the battle had ended,
 And Grablen head back to town while limping,
 He met a nasty surprise of bashing,
 From the warrior called Mrakol.
 Grablen still was able to fight,
 Won the warrior with the length of an arm,
 And due to insolence from the past,
 Grablen was sure to make an example,
 And teach a lesson of behavior -
 He ended the neutral warriors life.
 Not long after he duels another warrior
 Called Trog, to whom the paladin forfeited,
 Which was followed by a fatal slash.
 When the paladin returned, there was nothing there,
 As that had been taken care of by Trog and Mrakol.
 
 If you have a poem, send it to the Heralds to have your work showcased
 in the Mystique!
 
 
 8) Battles
 
 Battles
 
 
 [KNIGHT] vs [LEGION] 
 Knights lost both Liamm and Jijit during this prolonged battle, while the
 Legion lost four of its members, including their leader Xyrattma.
 
 WINNER [KNIGHT]
 
 [KNIGHT] vs [LEGION] *2
 
 In a second battle between the cabals, Naydra and Andorn of the Knights fell
 in battle.  However, it seems that the Knights combined managed to slay 4 of
 the Legion several times, at first they were killed individually.  After
 this, there was a massacre in North Square where three Legions were killed.
 Finally, the Legion made a last ditch effort and attacked the Knight's
 castle, and once again they all were killed.
 
 WINNER [KNIGHT]
 
 (TRAITOR) Nimash vs [WARLORD] Ruune *2
 
 WINNER [WARLORD] RUUNE *2
 
 (TRAITOR) Vicyal vs [JUSTICE] Meriando
 
 WINNER [JUSTICE] MERIANDO
 
 (TRAITOR) Vicyal vs [HERALD] Dokkas WINNER [HERALD] DOKKAS
 
 Grudkor vs Crywd and [HERALD] Dokkas
 
 WINNER CRWYD, [HERALD] DOKKAS
 
 (TRAITOR) Vicyal vs [JUSTICE] Tiernen
 
 WINNER (TRAITOR) VICYAL
 
 (TRAITOR) Vical vs [WARLORD] Ruune
 
 WINNER (TRAITOR) VICYAL
 
 (TRAITOR) Nimash vs (OUTCAST) Grablen
 
 WINNER (TRAITOR) NIMASH
 
 (OUTCAST) Grablen and Kinrath vs Zaphista
 
 WINNER (OUTCAST) GRABLEN AND KINRATH
 
 If you have any battles to report, please send them to Herald.  Please
 include the names of all involved, a short summary of the events that
 passed, and of course, who died, and who you believe won.
 
 
 
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