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Thalandir kills a puppy.

posted on 2020-12-03 03:05:35

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The Juggernaut says 'Ilromie has bet 10000 gold coins on Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'There are now 0 gold coins on Thalandir, and 10000 on Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Rixira has bet 10000 gold coins on Thalandir.'
The Juggernaut says 'There are now 10000 gold coins on Thalandir, and 10000 on Alkas.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir chuckles politely.'

Ilromie drinks water from a silver chalice ornamented with pearls.

Ilromie utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A raspberry flan suddenly appears.
A raspberry flan suddenly appears.

Rixira gets a savory shepherd's pie.

Ilromie gets a raspberry flan.

Ilromie gets a raspberry flan.

Ilromie puts a raspberry flan on the table.

Ilromie eats a raspberry flan.

Rixira raises a savory shepherd's pie in a toast.

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir stops wielding a spear wrought of light.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir stops wielding a heron-marked blade.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir wields a golden short sword.'

Rixira eats a savory shepherd's pie.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a purple potion from a heavy backpack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a purple potion from a heavy backpack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a purple potion from a heavy backpack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a Defender potion from a heavy backpack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a Defender potion from a heavy backpack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a Defender potion from a heavy backpack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a Defender potion from a heavy backpack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas bites his lip contemplatively.'

Rixira gets a splintered dragonclaw ranseur.
Rixira grunts as she begins to struggle with her belongings.

Rixira gets a savory shepherd's pie.

Rixira puts a savory shepherd's pie on the table.

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir closes his eyes momentarily.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas drinks water from a silver chalice ornamented with pearls.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas drinks water from a silver chalice ornamented with pearls.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas crouches and stalks like a leopard.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas sits down and begins to meditate.'

Rixira looks in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stops meditating and stands up.'

Thalandir yells 'Ready to begin, Master Archon?'

Alkas yells 'I am ready.'

Thalandir yells 'Aye! Let us do battle!'

The white aura around Rixira fades.
The lightning surrounding Rixira fizzles out.

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir spins in and attacks with a flourish.'
A sage-looking corgi yells 'Help! Thalandir is attacking me!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's lightning charge MANGLES a sage-looking corgi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's lightning charge MANGLES Alkas!'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas quaffs a purple potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** a sage-looking corgi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** a sage-looking corgi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir is in excellent condition.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir has fled!'
Ilromie winces in agony.

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir scans all around.'

Thalandir yells 'Help! Alkas tried to kick dirt into my eyes!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's kicked dirt misses Thalandir.'

Rixira agrees absolutely.

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's condemn MUTILATES Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is condemned.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's wrath DISMEMBERS Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's wrath MUTILATES Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's wrath DISEMBOWELS Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike injures Thalandir.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas has quite a few wounds and Thalandir has a few scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's wrath MUTILATES Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's fencing maneuver decimates Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's fencing maneuver decimates Alkas!'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas has quite a few wounds and Thalandir has a few scratches.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir coughs loudly.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir coughs loudly.'

Ilromie says 'A tough start.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is no longer condemned.'

Rixira agrees absolutely.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas stops stalking around.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas moves with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane.'

Rixira says 'Hmm...'

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir scans all around.'
The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir spins in and attacks with a flourish.'
A sage-looking corgi yells 'Help! Thalandir is attacking me!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's lightning charge MANGLES a sage-looking corgi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's lightning charge DISMEMBERS Alkas!'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas has fled!'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir's wrath MANGLES a sage-looking corgi!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir has a few scratches.'
The Juggernaut says 'A sage-looking corgi is DEAD!!'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir slumps dramatically to the ground and convulses in agony.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir shudders as the demon takes hold.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a heron-marked blade with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a golden short sword with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a disease-scarred mithril-white claddagh of inoculation from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a disease-scarred mithril-white claddagh of inoculation with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a disease-scarred mithril-white ascot of inoculation from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a disease-scarred mithril-white ascot of inoculation with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a disease-scarred mithril-white ascot of survival from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a disease-scarred mithril-white ascot of survival with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a psi-faded mithril-white claddagh of resistance from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a psi-faded mithril-white claddagh of resistance with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a psi-faded mithril-white claddagh of resistance from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a psi-faded mithril-white claddagh of resistance with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a deflective mithril-white claddagh of defiance from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a deflective mithril-white claddagh of defiance with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a deflective mithril-white coif of defiance from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a deflective mithril-white coif of defiance with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a deflective mithril-white ascot of shielding from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a deflective mithril-white ascot of shielding with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a deflective mithril-white ascot of turning from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a deflective mithril-white ascot of turning with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a deflective mithril-white claddagh of defiance from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a deflective mithril-white claddagh of defiance with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets a deflective mithril-white claddagh of defiance from a dragonblood storage void of wildness.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a deflective mithril-white claddagh of defiance with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a dragonblood mithril-white ascot of evisceration with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops a dragonblood mithril-white ascot of evisceration with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops an adamantine-plated lethal leather belt with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir quickly drops the Legbands of Order with a grimace.'
The Juggernaut says 'A sage-looking corgi's fangs are extracted from its head.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir gets 208 gold coins from the corpse of a sage-looking corgi.'
The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir sacrifices the corpse of a sage-looking corgi to The Overlord.'

Rixira says 'Whoops.'

The Juggernaut says 'The white aura around Alkas fades.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas applies pressure to his wounds, but doesn't seem to look any better.'

Rixira says 'Oh ... dear.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas winces in agony.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas quaffs a purple potion.'
The Juggernaut says 'Alkas is surrounded by a white aura.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas scans all around.'

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas peers around himself intently.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir sits down and rests.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir sighs.'

Alkas yells 'Oh...'

Alkas yells 'I didn't even know my corgi was considered such a thing.'
Rixira says 'Hmmmmmmm.'

Thalandir yells 'Neither did I.'

The Juggernaut says 'The white aura around Alkas fades.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas closes his eyes in meditation.'

The Juggernaut says 'A healing light surrounds Alkas.'

Ilromie shakes her head.

Rixira shakes her head in dismay.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a purple potion from a heavy backpack.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas gets a purple potion from a heavy backpack.'

Ilromie says to the Juggernaut 'Did I hear you right?'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir stands up.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir utters the words, 'detect invis'.'

The Juggernaut says 'The healing light fades from Alkas.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir utters the words, 'detect invis'.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas bows his head in worship of Vanisse.'

The Juggernaut says 'Thalandir sits down and rests.'

The Juggernaut says 'A fang of a sage-looking corgi crumbles into dust.'

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas sighs.'

Ilromie utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Ilromie is surrounded by a white aura.

Ilromie utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'.

Ilromie utters the words, 'abrazak'.

The Juggernaut says 'The white aura around Thalandir fades.'

Ilromie utters the words, 'sfainfrauzz gpuzre'.
Ilromie is surrounded by a protective shell of magic.

Rixira stands up.

Rixira utters the words, 'qcandusahz gsfuio'.

Ilromie utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Rixira is surrounded by a white aura.

Rixira utters the words, 'qcandusahz gsfuio'.
A magical spring flows from the ground.

Rixira fills a tin canteen with water from a magical spring.

Rixira drinks water from a magical spring.

The Juggernaut says 'Alkas shivers uncomfortably.'

Rixira sits down and rests.

Thalandir yells 'Cruel world, you have forsaken me.'

Ilromie frowns.

Rixira says 'Well, he did kill a puppy.'
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Comments

  1. I'm waiting for the mourning period and cries of "justice for Thalandir" and people calling for Alkas to resign from Knighthood...

    Meanwhile, all the evils are sending gold payments to Alkas' bank account.
    1. Everyone can handle this in game however they see fit. But I do want to say that the duel was 100% his idea and his instigation - including the "gear wager" - and not my creation.
    2. Sorry Alkas, was just trying to make a ballad inspired by a few words here and there! Poetic license and all that.
    3. Yeah no worries! Nice writing!
    [reply to Vhrael]
  2. Thalandir that would have been cool to see you roll with a dk and kill all of your previous friends. Nobody would have been safe!
      [reply to Kalist19]
    1. What was that, 3-4 rounds of battle? and look what you got done alkas....One strike.

      The Juggernaut says 'Alkas's palm strike injures Thalandir.'
      1. lol yeah. Totally wrecked. And lightning charge makes running to heal impossible too.
      [reply to Xenyar]

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