Ye Olde Abandoned Realms Logs

Preliminary arbitration in the divorce proceedings of Dwiggans and Valindra

posted on 2023-03-22 03:02:47
Office of the High Herald
The door to this room is partially blocked by a giant bookshelf, the
first of a dozen or so placed around the walls of the room. In the center
of the mess and half hidden by another large bookshelf, is a grand desk with
a tall and softly padded chair. A large soft rug fills the floor of the
room, with a smaller mat intended for shoes, so that visitors won't track
mud all over the already cluttered floor. Two fine oaken doorways open to
the north and east.
A painting of the High Herald is hanging on the wall.

[Exits: north east]
A mirror is on the wall, shimmering with magic.
A desk covered with soft leather rests here facing a window.
A glass cabinet is mounted above the desk containing a golden parchment.
(White Aura) Azerayhna the swamped herald maid is rushing around here.
(Charmed) An overzealous noble is here, eager to aid in the fight against darkness.
(Charmed) A falcon is here, ready for combat.
(Yellow Aura) Fralenn the Holy Matriarch of Healing, Chronicler of Literature is here.
(Charmed) A tiny wisp hovers here, shedding its essence as it bobs in the air.
Valindra the Poetic Prognosticator, High Herald of Myth is here.

You say 'If you were to write something Fralenn, where do you find your passion lies?'

Both Valindra and her reflection smile slyly.

Fralenn shrugs helplessly.

You say 'Poetry? An intricate tale?'

Fralenn says 'Most likely stories.'

Valindra says 'So far, she has made an excellent correspondent.'

Fralenn says 'Though I'm not a terrible poet either.'

Fralenn shrugs helplessly.

Fralenn says 'Interviews are something I like doing.'

Fralenn says 'Always nice to get to know people in some way or another.'

Fralenn says 'I would've loved to see what happened over at Storm Hill earlier.'

Valindra nods, her chins wobbling.

Valindra says 'One can only hope someone recorded it.'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Bonfo yells 'Excuse me!'

You let out a hearty laugh.

Bonfo yells 'Excuse me!'

Valindra yells 'Excuse you?'

Fralenn says 'Oh bugger.'

Valindra walks east.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flies east.

You say 'Ever since he's taken it upon himself to learn the law...'

Fralenn drinks water from a tin canteen.

Valindra walks in.
Bonfo enters the room.
A tiny wisp named Hibbadibbity flies in.

Fralenn says 'Law of the tavern, towns, or both?'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Have a seat.'

Bonfo says 'I am sorry for being late! I was wrapped up with another case.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Have. A. Seat.'

Valindra narrows her eyes toadishly.

Bonfo says 'Between you, me and the walls, I am sueing Cadeilin for the crime of not arresting Kryton for being boring.'

Bonfo says 'You look lovely by the way.'

Bonfo winks at Valindra.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'The court cannot recognize you until you sit down.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Also I forgot my gavel.'

Bonfo scratches his backside.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Do you have a wig?'

Bonfo gives a sheet of fine vellum to Valindra.

Valindra looks in a satchel embroidered with the crest of Heralds.

Bonfo says 'Here is my card.'

Valindra looks at a sheet of fine vellum.

Bonfo gives a sheet of fine vellum to Fralenn.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'I am kind of mad at you, Bonfo.'

Fralenn looks at a sheet of fine vellum.

Bonfo says 'If anyone, ever needs legal counsel, do NOT hesitate to contact me.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'You hurt my feelings.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'I cannot believe you would represent Dwiggans before me.'

Bonfo scratches himself vigorously.

Fralenn says 'Hmm, I wonder who printed these...'

Bonfo says 'Yes.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'I can pay more.'

Bonfo says 'To that point.'

You say to Fralenn 'I have a guess...'

Fralenn tells you 'Trillian?'

Bonfo says 'I am here as the legal representative for one Big Dwig aka The Wurst Knight aka Dwiggans.'

You tell Fralenn 'Excellent guess.'

Bonfo scratches his whole body frantically.

Valindra lets out a slow hiss of air, like a green balloon.

Bonfo says 'I have this weird rash on my body. It's like something laid eggs on me.'

Bonfo says 'Oh hello Avenar! I did not see you there.'

Bonfo hugs you.

Valindra whispers to you 'I am going to kill him.'

Valindra whispers to you 'Do not let him charm you!'

You say 'Yes. Right.'

Bonfo gives you a sheet of fine vellum.

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It is a parchment made of paper and weighs 1 lbs.

Valindra looks at a sheet of fine vellum.

Bonfo says 'Just in case...'

Bonfo says 'So I believe we need to have some discussions about this divorce...'

Valindra tucks the card somewhere safe about her person.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Will you represent me too?'

Bonfo says 'By the way Fralenn, I am running a two for one special. Buy one divorce and get the second half off. Just in case.'

Fralenn says to Bonfo 'Not even engaged yet, but thank you.'

Bonfo says 'Now Valindra. Are you making me an offer I cannot refuse?'

You say 'Umm, under the nature of the law, he cannot represent both parties.'

Bonfo winks at Valindra.

Valindra says 'I am not sure what you are asking me.'

Valindra blinks her tiny, button-sized eyes like a doll.

Bonfo says 'That doesn't mean I can't be bribed Avenar!'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'If you do not get me Dwiggans' sausage cart in the divorce, I am going to curse your mustache!'

Fralenn says 'Oh look at that. Tellurin got his staff back.'

Fralenn smirks.

Bonfo removes a pair of thick rimmed golden spectacles from his head.
Bonfo wears a hat with a special face guard to prevent moustache shaving on his head.

Valindra cackles like a proper witch. She strokes her wart hair.

You say 'Though it would be highly irregular for counsel to switch to representing the other party involved...I suppose this is possible.'

Bonfo says 'I came prepared for that possibility.'

Bonfo gets a sausage cart from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

Bonfo says 'You mean this sausage cart?'

Valindra utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A plate of liver and onions suddenly appears.
A plate of liver and onions suddenly appears.

Valindra gets a plate of liver and onions.

Valindra eats a plate of liver and onions.

Valindra croaks 'What the fuck.'

Valindra utters the words, 'qcandusahz gsfuio'.
A magical spring flows from the ground.

Valindra drinks water from a magical spring.

Valindra narrows her eyes. They change colors several times.

You say 'How did you...'

Bonfo says 'I have taken control of the cart purely to protect my client, ahem my current client, and his interests.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'What do you want for it, gal?'

Bonfo gets a plate of liver and onions.

Bonfo eats a plate of liver and onions.

Bonfo drinks water from a magical spring.

Bonfo says 'It isn't what I want. It is what my client wants.'

You roll your eyes in disgust.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'What does he want? It wasn't me.'

The painting of Valindra opens her mouth gaping wide and yells.
Valindra Skitterwit yells 'Shoo!'
Bonfo is blown out of the window.

Valindra throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

Valindra says 'I did not stand up Calram yet.'

You say 'That was timed beautifully.'

Bonfo yells 'A countersuit it is then!'

Fralenn scans all around.

Fralenn says to Valindra 'Want me to have Calram stand up?'

Valindra says to Fralenn 'Please.'

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A short time later...
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Main Hall of the Travellers Rest
Walking into the Main Hall you are hit by a wave of sound. People
laughing and shouting, dancing and generally having fun are everywhere.
Many tables are dotted around the edges of the room, but plenty of space is
left for the dance floor. A large stage has been placed against one wall,
ready for the regular musician to perform when required. Tapestries and
paintings decorate this luxurious hall, along with the expensive looking
candelabras that light the room. The floor around the wooden dance area is
covered in a thick, rich red carpet that looks like it cost the owners a few
Pennies. To the north stands the bar, and to the south the restaurant.
Eastwards lies the entrance to the Inn, and to the west is a hallway.

A large sign reads "Performance List!"

[Exits: north east south west]
A long oaken table has been set up here, laden with food for a feast.
A comfy looking leather sofa with room for six people sits here.
(Charmed) A tiny wisp hovers here, shedding its essence as it bobs in the air.
(Charmed) A falcon is here, ready for combat.
(Charmed) An overzealous noble is here, eager to aid in the fight against darkness.
(Yellow Aura) (White Aura) Fralenn the Holy Matriarch of Healing, Chronicler of Literature is here.
Valindra the Poetic Prognosticator, High Herald of Myth is here.
Bonfo the Master of Moustache is here.
(Charmed) An illusion of a vicious warrior guards its master.
(Charmed) A blurry illusion of a vicious warrior guards its master.
Suathym is resting on a comfy looking leather sofa.
The inn musician stands on stage here, singing away and playing a lute.

The white aura around Fralenn fades.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.
Fralenn is surrounded by a white aura.

Suathym stands up.

Valindra capers in on stubby, emerald feet with a whole crew in tow.

Suathym gives a balance beam to Valindra.

Valindra utters the words, 'uoculoihuyl'.

Suathym says 'Touch of two.'

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows blue.

Suathym rubs his hands together in greedy anticipation.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows brightly, then fades.

Bonfo says 'Suathym! Has anyone harmed you recently? You might be entitled to compensation you know.'

Suathym shrugs helplessly.

Bonfo gets a sheet of fine vellum from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Valindra snickers softly.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows blue.

Bonfo gives a sheet of fine vellum to Suathym.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows blue.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows blue.

Bonfo says 'Contact me if you need assistance. I don't get paid unless you get paid.'
Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows brightly, then fades.

Suathym gives Valindra some gold.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows blue.

Suathym gets a potion of weapon freeing from a heavy backpack.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows brightly, then fades.

Suathym quaffs a potion of weapon freeing.
Suathym grunts as he begins to struggle with his belongings.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows blue.

Suathym stops wielding a long bronze dagger.

Valindra shakes the beam violently. She whispers something to it with narrowed eyes.

Suathym looks relieved as he begins to manage his belongings.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows blue.

Suathym utters the words, 'uoculoihuyl'.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows blue.

Valindra utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Valindra is surrounded by a white aura.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils maul her.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily and nods at Valindra.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils DISEMBOWEL her!

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils decimate her!

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils decimate her!

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils injure her.

Suathym says 'Oh I can slow.'

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils DISEMBOWEL her!

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils DISEMBOWEL her!

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils wound her.

Fralenn says 'Seems Tellurin insists on dying this Renewal.'

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils maul her.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily and nods at Valindra.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils injure her.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily and nods at Valindra.

Bonfo scratches his backside frantically

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils maul her.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily and nods at Valindra.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils wound her.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily and nods at Valindra.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam flickers faintly.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily and nods at Valindra.

Valindra utters the words, 'uoculoihuyl'.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows blue.

Suathym lets out a hearty laugh.

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam flickers faintly.

Suathym says 'Nice.'

Valindra utters the words, 'unsoqpaih xzasai'.
A balance beam glows a brilliant blue!

Suathym gives a sheet of fine vellum to Bonfo.

Valindra utters the words, 'uoculoihuyl'.

Valindra utters the words, 'uoculoihuyl'.

Bonfo says 'You know who to contact!'

Suathym says 'Perfect.'

Bonfo winks at Suathym.

Valindra gives a balance beam to Suathym.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils devastate her!

Suathym nods at Bonfo.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils injure her.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily and nods at Valindra.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils wound her.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils MUTILATE her!

Suathym gives Valindra some gold.

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils MUTILATE her!

Valindra utters the words, 'wlghuq hunsoefurg'.
Valindra's mystic tendrils maim her!

Suathym utters the words, 'abrazak'.

Suathym says 'Yes.'
The white aura around Fralenn fades.

Valindra utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.
Fralenn is surrounded by a white aura.

Suathym stops holding the Red DragonOrb in his hand.
Suathym wields a balance beam.

Suathym waves happily.

Suathym thanks Valindra heartily.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Why does my husband not attend me?'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Valindra pinches Suathym with cruel, emerald fingers.

Suathym says 'You should beat him more.'

Bonfo says 'Your husband is prepared to make a most interesting bargain.'

Suathym says 'Such disobedience.'

Suathym shakes his head.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Tell me.'

A small tabby cat walks in.

An illusion of a vicious warrior disappears.
An illusion of a vicious warrior disappears.

Suathym utters the words, 'ejsruqahz'.
An illusion of a vicious warrior appears in a blurred light!
An illusion of a vicious warrior looks around with indifferent eyes.
Bonfo says 'One sausage cart complete with all the fixings, for.'

Bonfo checks his notes.

Suathym utters the words, 'ejsruqahz'.
An illusion of a vicious warrior appears in a bright flash of light!
An illusion of a vicious warrior looks around with adoring eyes.

Bonfo says 'One statue of a...bat?'

Bonfo double checks his notes.

Suathym grins evilly.

Bonfo sits down and thinks deeply.

A small tabby cat walks west.

You say 'What??'

Valindra says 'He cannot have my daughter.'

Suathym utters the words, 'hiqahz abyzqh'.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

The white aura around Valindra fades.

Valindra whispers something to Fralenn.

Bonfo says 'Dwiggans as you know views his sausage as his own child...ahem...as it were.'

Valindra whispers something to Fralenn.

Valindra utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Valindra is surrounded by a white aura.

Bonfo says 'Now, I feel we have not yet addressed the dragon in the room as it were.'
Valindra utters the words, 'abrazak'.

You say 'She's getting agitated...'

Suathym says 'I believe he should be bound and whipped, or that is the way I know.'

Bonfo says 'The imprisonment of Dwiggans the Wurst Knight and the circumstances that has created around his ability to attend his wife.'

Bonfo says 'Suathym, I have a moustache, your point is overruled.'

Bonfo twirls his moustache.

Valindra says to Suathym 'I am afraid that is true.'

Suathym sits down and thinks deeply.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'What has kept him from me?'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'You toy with me, Bonfo.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Is it fun?'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Bonfo says 'I. Do. Not!'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Do you enjoy toying with a witch?'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Do you think it will end up well for you?'

You say to Bonfo 'There was REALLY a cage made of vegetables...?'

Bonfo says 'Well yes, but that is beside the point of whether I speak the truth about your dear husband.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'I have pictured several curses. Depilation. Devastation.'

Valindra says 'Do you want me to continue?'

Bonfo removes a pair of thick rimmed golden spectacles from his head.
Bonfo wears a hat with a special face guard to prevent moustache shaving on his head.

Suathym says 'I heard imprisoned, another house moving against Valindra?'

The white aura around Fralenn fades.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Take care around me, Bonfo.'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.
Fralenn is surrounded by a white aura.

Bonfo says 'I suspect foul play is afoot.'

Bonfo looks around the room.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Chicanery and malfeasance. I sense it.'

Bonfo says 'And I have not yet ruled out any suspects.'

Bonfo peers intently at Valindra.

Valindra peers intently at Bonfo.

Bonfo says 'What do you know of vegetables Validnra?'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'I can get to you through that hat, dear. You ain't ever met a witch like me.'

A small tabby cat walks in.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'I grow them downstairs. In my garden. But I did not trap Dwiggans.'

Suathym gets a Wayfarer's Cake from a heavy backpack.

A small tabby cat walks north.

Suathym eats a Wayfarer's Cake.

Suathym sits down and rests on a comfy looking leather sofa.

The white aura around Valindra fades.

A small tabby cat walks in.

Valindra says defiantly 'I did not.'

Valindra utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Valindra is surrounded by a white aura.

Valindra utters the words, 'sfainfrauzz gpuzre'.
Valindra is surrounded by a protective shell of magic.

Bonfo says 'And you ain't ever met a thie...erm a provider of goods and services like me.'

Valindra utters the words, 'xzasai xabrae'.
A scalpel of cross-examination glows as it is imbued by a weapon ward.

A small tabby cat walks north.

Valindra gets a scroll of flying from a satchel embroidered with the crest of Heralds.

Valindra recites a scroll of flying.

Valindra gets a scroll of flying from a satchel embroidered with the crest of Heralds.

Valindra recites a scroll of flying.
Valindra rises off the ground.

An illusion of a vicious warrior disappears.
An illusion of a vicious warrior disappears.

Suathym stands up.

Suathym utters the words, 'ejsruqahz'.
An illusion of a vicious warrior appears in a blurred light!
An illusion of a vicious warrior looks around with indifferent eyes.

Suathym utters the words, 'ejsruqahz'.
An illusion of a vicious warrior appears in a bright flash of light!
An illusion of a vicious warrior looks around with adoring eyes.

Bonfo says 'Down. Stairs. You say?'

Suathym sits down and rests on a comfy looking leather sofa.

Bonfo says 'Mmmhmmm.'

Bonfo makes a note.

A small tabby cat walks in.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Excuse me?'

Suathym's skin returns to normal.

Suathym stands up.

Bonfo says 'How coooonnnnvenient.'

Bonfo twirls his moustache.

Bonfo makes a note.

Suathym waves happily.

Bonfo says 'Suathym, if you get a rash.'

Valindra utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae'.
A plate of liver and onions suddenly appears.
A plate of liver and onions suddenly appears.

A small tabby cat walks west.

Valindra gets a plate of liver and onions.

Valindra eats a plate of liver and onions.

Bonfo says 'From my business card, rest assured it will go away in several days.'

Bonfo twirls his moustache.

You say 'You are implying that because the Heralds have a garden, that this somehow created a magical garden cage that Dwiggans could not, in his divine powers of grace, escape from?'

Suathym says 'Someone means to undermind the lady, she should make an example of her rival.'

Valindra utters the words, 'qcandusahz gsfuio'.
A magical spring flows from the ground.

Valindra drinks water from a magical spring.

Bonfo says 'How can my client be expected to eat vegetables!'

Suathym will be right back!
Bonfo says 'Besides.'

Valindra says 'You mock me with your absurdity.'

Suathym leaves east.
An illusion of a vicious warrior walks east.
An illusion of a vicious warrior walks east.

Bonfo says 'I suggest nothing.'

Bonfo says 'I will prove everything.'

Bonfo drinks water from a magical spring.

Bonfo gets a plate of liver and onions.

Bonfo eats a plate of liver and onions.

Bonfo says 'Or we could negotiate the sausage cart.'

Bonfo folds his arms.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'I shall see every last hair upon your lip sour and grow dormant.'

Valindra's weapon ward expires.
The white aura around Fralenn fades.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.
Fralenn is surrounded by a white aura.

Bonfo says 'Choice is up to you Valindra.'

Bonfo says 'Greater witches than you have tried my fair lady.'

Valindra gasps, really dramatically too.

You say 'Greater?'

A small tabby cat walks in.

Avenar takes a step back.

Bonfo says 'Now look at us!'

Valindra slowly floats to the ground.
The white aura around Valindra fades.

Bonfo says 'Arguing like petty children.'

A small tabby cat walks west.

Valindra says 'If you have a greater witch than me, then I should wish you much luck. For you'll need it.'

Bonfo says 'We are no greater than the Legion cabal.'

Valindra's protective shield dissipates.

Valindra whispers something to Bonfo.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Bonfo says 'Let us discuss frankly the terms of making the sausage cart a public good, so that all can benefit from the glorious sausage sprung from the mind of Dwiggans.'

A small tabby cat walks in.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Bonfo whispers something to Valindra.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Bonfo says 'I have noted here, that the sausage cart can be a public good if located in the Rest, correct yes?'

Valindra says 'Correct.'

Fralenn drinks water from a tin canteen.

Fralenn drinks water from a tin canteen.

Fralenn drinks water from a tin canteen.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.
An apple crumble suddenly appears.

Fralenn gets an apple crumble.

Fralenn eats an apple crumble.

A small tabby cat walks west.

Bonfo nods.

Bonfo twirls his moustache.

Bonfo says 'Where would it be located?'

Bonfo looks around.

Valindra says 'Here, I think.'

A small tabby cat walks in.

Bonfo makes a note.

Valindra says 'I want it to be the feature.'

Valindra says 'It was always . . .'

Valindra looks around wistfully.

Bonfo says 'So perhaps entrusted to the Rest.'
A small tabby cat walks south.

You say 'I can make arrangements that it does not leave the premises.'

Bonfo says 'Oh this is most promising.'

Bonfo scribbles down in his notepad.

The white aura around Fralenn fades.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.
Fralenn is surrounded by a white aura.

Valindra quests around limply.

Bonfo says 'I will confer with my client. His recovery is slow, but surely this will bring a smile to his weakened lips.'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Fralenn says 'Oh dear.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Watch out.'

Fralenn says 'It seems Tellurin is dead forever now.'

Bonfo says 'Oh no, I am crying tears of sorrow.'

Valindra says to Fralenn 'He sounds intemperate.'

Fralenn says 'I see his ribcage splattered on the Lazarus Pit.'

Valindra says 'Yum.'

Suathym enters the room.
Suathym walks in.
Suathym walks in.

Suathym gives the Toadstone to Valindra.

Bonfo says 'I asked him where he bought his shoes and he was VERY rude in response.'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Valindra utters the words, 'uoculoihuyl'.

Valindra giggles.

Valindra says 'Thank you, dear.'

Suathym says 'Next foul proposal you should use it.'

Suathym drinks water from a magical spring.

Suathym fills a glistening hydration flask with water from a magical spring.

Valindra says 'Next Foul Proposal? I love that.'

Suathym grins evilly.

Bonfo steps out of the shadows.
Bonfo says 'Your mind is so pure.'

Valindra says 'Whose?'

The white aura around Fralenn fades.

Bonfo whistles and looks innocently around the room.
Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.
Fralenn is surrounded by a white aura.

Suathym utters the words, 'ejsruqahz'.
An illusion of a vicious warrior appears in a bright flash of light!
An illusion of a vicious warrior looks around with adoring eyes.

Bonfo says 'So! we might be very close to a deal here.'

Suathym utters the words, 'ejsruqahz'.
An illusion of a vicious warrior appears in a bright flash of light!
An illusion of a vicious warrior looks around with adoring eyes.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Oh?'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Suathym sits down and rests on a comfy looking leather sofa.

Bonfo says 'Well I need to check with my client, but yes.'

Bonfo says 'We can avoid any nasty investigations that way too.'

Bonfo twirls his moustache.

Suathym is moving faster.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'I suppose.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Attend me soon then.'

Valindra casts around, clearly disappointed.

You say 'You wanted the trial?'

Valindra says to you 'No.'

Bonfo says 'My client would be most happy to learn that his cart becomes a permanent fixture and that all citizens of Serin can enjoy his sausage.'

Valindra says to you 'I want the cart.'

Bonfo says 'Ahem, as it were.'

An illusion of a vicious warrior slowly disappears.
An illusion of a vicious warrior slowly disappears.
Suathym slowly disappears.
Suathym slowly disappears.

You say 'Oh I see, I see.'

Valindra says to you 'He will never say what he needs to say to me. But he will leave his cart.'

Suathym drinks water from a magical spring.

Bonfo says 'There is just the issue of the name I believe.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'What would he have it called?'

The white aura around Fralenn fades.

Bonfo says 'It must reference the owner in some fashion.'

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.
Fralenn is surrounded by a white aura.

Suathym stands up.

Suathym nudges Valindra.

Bonfo says 'Suathym you are a rascal if I have ever seen one.'

Suathym grins evilly.

Bonfo chuckles politely.

You say 'The Wurst Husband's Sausage Cart?'

Bonfo spreads his arms.

Valindra says to you 'That is the name.'

Valindra croaks 'Let it be so.'

Bonfo says 'Now, that is legally within the terms I have been given by my client.'

Bonfo twirls his moustache.

An overzealous noble says 'It's been a long time since you've paid me, cheapskate. Pay me 7200 coins and I'll lend a hand.'

Fralenn looks at an overzealous noble.

Bonfo says 'I could probably negotiate you a better deal on that noble.'

You pat an overzealous noble on her head.
Fralenn giggles.

Valindra says to Bonfo 'I thought you were union.'

Valindra utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'.

Bonfo says 'Sorry sorry, a conversation for another day.'

Valindra sniffs sadly.

Bonfo says 'Well that is just what we call my little collection of...business associates.'

Fralenn puts a sheet of fine vellum in a satchel embroidered with the crest of Heralds.

Suathym nudges Valindra.

The white aura around Fralenn fades.

Valindra examines Bonfo as one might apples at the cart, perhaps finding them wanting.

Suathym gets a Wayfarer's Cake from a heavy backpack.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.

Suathym eats a Wayfarer's Cake.

Fralenn closes her eyes momentarily.
Fralenn is surrounded by a white aura.

Suathym drinks water from a glistening hydration flask.

Bonfo says 'Okay dear Valindra. I will be in touch shortly to confirm this deal!'

Bonfo says 'Oh this is very exciting.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'You better.'

Valindra says to Bonfo 'Watch your lip, dear.'

Bonfo twirls his moustache.

Valindra eyes Bonfo's moustache.

Fralenn drinks water from a magical spring.

Bonfo says 'Keep admiring it. I won't tell anyone.'

Fralenn fills a tin canteen with water from a magical spring.

Bonfo winks at Valindra.

Bonfo walks east.
Tags: #herald, #rp

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