Flower Shop
+ S| You are in the Flower Shop. The pleasant aroma rushing through
| || your nostril makes your elated with joy. There are pots
+-+-+-+-+| with various flowers all over the shop. A row of red roses
| | | | with a purple tint lines the windowsill. There are three
F @ + | pots of large sunflowers in the other window. Along the
| | floors there are daises, tulips, gardenias, and other flowers
*-* | carefully manicured in finely decorated patterns, gathering
| in a chorus of colors. A door in the north side of the
| room allows you to leave the Flower Shop.
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[Exits: north]
You see 2 of a handful of fresh-picked berries here.
Vidar is here.
Varliv is resting here.
Esivole is resting here.
Inzil the flower girl is sleeping here.

Esivole looks at Vidar.

Vidar says 'Master. Mistress.'

Esivole spreads her hands and delicious berries fall from her fingertips.

Varliv lets out a hearty laugh.

Vidar says 'And another Master or Mistress.'

Esivole breezes 'Have some berries!'

Varliv says 'Well me.'

Vidar gets a handful of fresh-picked berries.

Varliv stands up.

Vidar eats a handful of fresh-picked berries.

Esivole beams broadly!

Varliv bows before Vidar.

Vidar says 'Thank you.'

Vidar bows before Varliv.
Vidar bows before Esivole.
Vidar sits down and rests.

Varliv says 'Archon.'
Varliv sits down and rests.
Varliv says 'Good be seeing ya.'

Vidar says 'It is always good to see the Masters of the Ether.'

Varliv says 'Me just old and more old.'

Vidar says 'I have been seen him of late, which is concerning.'
Vidar stands up.

Varliv says 'Hey probably sleeping off some drink.'

Vidar says 'I do hope that is all, Master. I do hope.'

Varliv says 'Well him did finish what he wants ta do.'
Varliv says 'Him finally killed the Chaos Dragon.'

Vidar nods.
Vidar sits down and rests.

Varliv says 'That was about da last thing he wanted da do.'

Vidar says 'I am glad he was able to do so.'

Varliv pats his pocket...

Esivole breezes 'One must always have fresh berries.'

Varliv says 'Shh quiet you.'
Varliv nods in enthusiastic agreement with Esivole.

Esivole peers around herself intently.

Varliv's pocket squirms around, making muffled noises.

Vidar raises an eyebrow.

Varliv chuckles politely.

Vidar says 'Master, something appears to be within your pocket.'
Vidar says 'And it appears to be moving.'

Varliv says 'Oh pay it no mind.'
Varliv says 'Less she escapes.'
Varliv says 'Then ya might wanna run.'

Vidar says 'What lives within?'

Varliv says 'A few immortals.'
Varliv says 'Stuffed em in.'
Varliv says 'Trying to find a few pixie's to toss in wid em.'

Varliv's pocket jostles about violently.

Esivole sits down and thinks deeply.

You smell the overwhelming scent of muffins.

Varliv punches his pocket.

Varliv's pocket goes quiet.

Varliv nods.
Varliv says 'Der.'
Varliv says 'Vevier should be quiet now.'
Varliv says 'She almost took ma thumbs off putting her in der.'

Vidar says 'Mistress Vevier is within?'

Varliv says 'Oh yes.'

Vidar says 'Hmm. I feel that is rather unkind, yet I am not one to judge.'

Varliv says 'Only way me can keep fresh muffins.'
Varliv must like Vidar a great deal to beam at him so broadly!
Varliv says 'Many danks.'
Varliv says 'Asides me has to keep her safe some how.'

Vidar says 'If the Mistress is safe, I am certain that her captivity is beneficial.'

Varliv says 'Of course.'
Varliv says 'But she eber escapes she may not be none to happy.'

Vidar says 'If the Mistress escapes, I am certain there may be muffins in your future.'
Vidar says 'Or at least, a muffin may be your future.'

Varliv says 'Dis could be true.'
Varliv thinks on opening the pocket.
Varliv says 'Hmmm.'

Varliv stands up.
Varliv closes his eyes momentarily.
Varliv attempts to summon a familiar.
A tiny toad crawls out of the shadows and squats next to Varliv's foot.

Vidar looks at a speckled toad.

Varliv sits down and rests.
Varliv stands up.
Varliv puts his toad in his pocket.

Vidar says 'Master Goron's name appears inscribed upon that collar.'

Varliv sits down and rests.

Vidar says 'Any particular reason for this?'

Varliv chuckles politely.
Varliv shrugs helplessly.
Varliv says 'Who knows.'
Varliv says 'Dat should keep her company.'

Vidar says 'He is short and squat, however, I have not noticed a mass of warts.'

Varliv snickers softly.
Varliv says 'He did kick ma cane last time.'
Varliv smiles happily.

You hear a muffled shriek.

Varliv says 'Me told em he may no like dat.'

Varliv lets out a hearty laugh.

Varliv's pocket starts moving about furiously.

Varliv winces in agony.
Varliv says 'Oww.'
Varliv says 'How did she get that.'

Vidar says 'The downfalls of having the Mistress in your pocket, I think.'

A muffled voice says 'Get this warty thing away from me!'

Varliv says 'Seems so..'

Varliv says 'Quiet in der.'

Someone makes a muffled voice say 'Shoo! Yuck! Ack!'

Varliv says 'He not all dat bad.'

Esivole breezes 'Is that the toad talking in there?'

A muffled voice says 'Well we ought to switch places then!'

Varliv says 'Oh no its vevier.'

Esivole breezes 'Ah!'

Someone makes a muffled voice say 'When I get my little hands on you...!'

Varliv says 'Goron got turned into a toad.'
Varliv says 'She is radder angry but she is safe.'

You hear a plaintive croak.

Varliv pats his pocket.
Varliv says 'Ya wanna try ta free dem Vidar?'

Vidar says 'It may be rather safer for you to let the Mistress out, I think.'

Varliv grins evilly.

Vidar sits down and thinks deeply.
Vidar says 'Yes.'

Varliv says 'I dink it safer to keep em in.'
Varliv says 'Well ifn ya do you have be one reach in an take em out.'

Vidar stands up.

Varliv shows you his bitten thumbs.
Varliv says 'Up to ya.'
Varliv grins evilly.

Vidar steps into a stance, his body begins to grow and hardens into scales.
Vidar's body starts to enlarge into the image of a dragon.

Varliv lets out a hearty laugh.
Varliv says 'How ya gonna reach in ma pocket now.'
Varliv says 'Ya to large!!'

Vidar reaches a hand, or is it a claw, deep into Varliv's pockets tearing them slightly at the seam.

A gnome-shaped blur whizzes out and runs out the door, hissing.

Varliv stands up.
Varliv yells 'COME BACK HERE!!!!'

Vidar returns to his normal size.
Vidar moves with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane.

Varliv pulls a toad out of his pocket.

Vidar sits down and rests.

Varliv sits down and rests.
Varliv sniffs sadly.

An Immortal yells 'Never!'

Vidar says 'I am rather sorry about the seam of your pants, Master. The Mistress needed to be free.'

Esivole breezes 'Uh oh!'

Varliv says 'She got out me old friend.'
Varliv says 'It will be well.'
Varliv says 'Me will find her anodder time.'

Vidar says 'Is it her former gnome mortality that you hold so tightly to her?'

Vidar says 'Gnomes are people too, you know, Master.'

Esivole breezes 'All of serin will be muffins by then.'
Esivole raises an eyebrow at Vidar's weird actions.
Esivole breezes 'Are you sure?'

Varliv says 'Me not so sure.'

Vidar says 'I am certain, Mistress.'

Varliv says 'Ya have any Gnomes in Knights?'

Vidar says 'Oh no, having punished a few miscreants for attacking the gnomes in the village, I am certain they are just as others.'

Esivole breezes 'Gnomes are creatures, but people?'

The ground shivers a little bit.

Vidar says firmly, "People."

Varliv says 'We may no wanna stay here long.'
Varliv says 'No telling what may happen.'
Varliv peers around himself intently.

Varliv disappears in a mushroom cloud.

A small, muffin-headed bunny arrives from a puff of smoke.

Flower Shop

[Exits: north]
You see 2 of a handful of fresh-picked berries here.
A small bunny with a muffin-top for a head is here, bouncing around.
(Charmed) A tiny speckled toad is here, croaking.
<IT> Vidar is resting here.
Esivole is resting here.
Inzil the flower girl is sleeping here.

Vidar says 'Punishment?'

A small, muffin-headed bunny looks at Vidar.

Vidar looks at a small, muffin-headed bunny.

A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'Help me'
A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'help me!!!'

Esivole speaks with a voice of rustling leaves and wind 'Well.'

A small, muffin-headed bunny shudders at the horror and represses tears.

An Immortal drops a "Mama Vev's specialty" meatless muffin.

Esivole breezes 'You kind of brought it on yourself?'

A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'She changed me'
A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'he let her lose'

Vidar says 'To be clear. I did not trap her.'
Vidar says 'The mistress should not be trapped.'
Vidar says 'Of course..'
Vidar says 'You are an oddly shaped bunny.'

A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'odd?'
A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'how so?'

Vidar says 'So perhaps, that is not right other. Especially with that sweet smell of cinnamon. ...'

A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'ma little eyes canna see the rest of me'

Vidar sniffs the Bunny.
Vidar licks his mouth and smiles.

A small, muffin-headed bunny winces in agony.

Vidar says 'You..'
Vidar licks his mouth and smiles.
Vidar says 'Smell like a muffin..'

Esivole hold a mirror up for the bunny.

A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'muffin?'
A small, muffin-headed bunny shudders at the horror and represses tears.

Vidar says 'A cinnamon muffin..'
Vidar licks his mouth and smiles.

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'NO!!!!'

Vidar says 'I l..oooovee...'
Vidar says 'Muffins.'

A small, muffin-headed bunny walks north.

Vidar stands up.
Vidar walks north.

Vidar walks in.
Vidar chuckles politely.

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'NO!!'

Vidar says 'I do not like muffins.'
Vidar sits down and rests.
Vidar says 'At least, not bunny muffins.'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'do not look at me like that Domar'

An Immortal says 'It's really made out of real muffins.'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'Wait!!!'

Vidar peers around himself intently.

Vidar says 'Oh.'
Vidar says 'In that case.'

Vidar stands up.
Vidar walks north.

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!'

Esivole breezes 'If one roasted a muffin bunny...'

Talon the berserker guild guardian yells 'Alert! The guild is being attacked by Vidar!'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'NO YOU CANNOT HAVE A BITE!!!'

An Immortal says 'A toasted muffin bunny.'

Vidar walks in.
Vidar sniffs sadly.
Vidar gets a "Mama Vev's specialty" meatless muffin.
Vidar eats a "Mama Vev's specialty" meatless muffin.

Esivole yells 'Bring me a bite too!!'

Vidar walks north.

Vidar yells 'Bunny!'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'YES!!'

An Immortal yells 'Catch him and put him in a sack!'

Vidar yells 'Come! My pocket would fit you.. you'll.... be safe...'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'me heard dat afore'

Vidar yells 'Recently?'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'could be'

Esivole blinks innocently.

Vidar yells 'I wonder why that could be, little munnuffin.'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'I do not know'

Vidar yells 'Guild masters and apprentices of Seringale! Let it be known I have ten thousand coins to the master or mistress who brings me my poor, lost, pet muffin bunny.'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'Thanks Threngar I am glad your on my side'

Threngar the ranger glade guardian yells 'Alert! The guild is being attacked by Vidar!'
Threngar the ranger glade guardian yells 'Time to die, Vidar!'

Esivole yells 'CATCH THAT BUNNY!! IT'S FOR CULINARY REASONS!!'

Vidar yells 'I'll raise my bid to twenty thousand coins, masters and mistresses.'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'leave the bunny, it bites.'

An Immortal yells 'Serin is not safe with that thing on the loose.'
An Immortal yells 'Even as a muffin, Varliv is a menace!'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'it only has a small bit or rabid ness'

Esivole yells 'The best tasting food bites!'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'it might give ya a disease'

Vidar yells 'Not if prepared correctly.'

Chamber of Rituals
| Screams and moans fill your ears as the stench of decay overwhelms
| your nose. Chained creatures surround the room as shaman
| acolytes concentrate on newly learned maledictions. A sudden
| curse comes from the guild master as someone inquires about
@ | curing type supplications.
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[Exits: up]
A small bunny with a muffin-top for a head is here, bouncing around.
(White Aura) Naugroth the shaman guildmaster is here calling down curses from above.

Naugroth the shaman guildmaster kicks a bunny.
Naugroth the shaman guildmaster yells 'I see it!'

A small, muffin-headed bunny yells 'HOW COULD YA'

Naugroth the shaman guildmaster snatches at a bunny with arms outstretched.

A small, muffin-headed bunny walks up.

Flower Shop
+ S| You are in the Flower Shop. The pleasant aroma rushing through
| || your nostril makes your elated with joy. There are pots
+-+-+-+-+| with various flowers all over the shop. A row of red roses
| | | | with a purple tint lines the windowsill. There are three
F @ + | pots of large sunflowers in the other window. Along the
| | floors there are daises, tulips, gardenias, and other flowers
*-* | carefully manicured in finely decorated patterns, gathering
| in a chorus of colors. A door in the north side of the
| room allows you to leave the Flower Shop.
---------+

[Exits: north]
You see 2 of a handful of fresh-picked berries here.
Esivole is resting here.
Inzil the flower girl is sleeping here.

Vidar walks in.
Vidar drops the corpse of a bunny shaped muffin on the ground.
Vidar sits down and rests.

Esivole shows her approval by clapping her hands together.
Esivole cheers and sings... she is just BURSTING with joy!

*Yay!* Go Vidar!!! An Immortal cheers him on.

Esivole gets her knife and fork ready.

Vidar says 'Gnomes are people too. Muffins are not.'
Vidar says 'Neither are bunny's.'

Esivole breezes 'We will agree to disagree for now Vidar, for now we feast!'

A small, muffin-headed bunny walks in.
A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'that was close'

Vidar stands up.

Vidar's elbow slash MANGLES a small, muffin-headed bunny!
A small, muffin-headed bunny is DEAD!!
A small, muffin-headed bunny spills his guts all over the floor.
Vidar sacrifices the corpse of a small, muffin-headed bunny to Olyn.

Vidar sits down and rests.
Vidar says 'Ahh! The internals.'

An Immortal gets the intestines of a small, muffin-headed bunny.

Esivole breezes 'What are they made of I wonder?!'

A small, muffin-headed bunny walks in.
A small, muffin-headed bunny says 'why'

An Immortal pops the intestines into a bowl of batter.
An Immortal stirs it around.

Esivole nods in enthusiastic agreement with an Immortal.

A small, muffin-headed bunny sniffs at a bowl

An Immortal has created a "Mama Vev's specialty" meatless muffin!

An Immortal drops a "Mama Vev's specialty" meatless muffin.

A small, muffin-headed bunny boggles at the concept.

Esivole breezes 'That's the secret!'

A small, muffin-headed bunny walks home.

Inzil the flower girl wakes up and gets ready for work.
Inzil the flower girl says 'This shop is now opened for business!'

Vidar gets a "Mama Vev's specialty" meatless muffin.
Vidar eats a "Mama Vev's specialty" meatless muffin.

A speckled toad slowly disappears.

Varliv walks in.
Varliv boggles at the concept.
Varliv sits down and rests.
Varliv says 'What happened?'
Varliv says 'I dunno remember much.'

Esivole breezes 'Nothing.'
Esivole breezes 'Not. A. Thing.'
Esivole peers around herself intently.

Varliv shrugs helplessly.

Esivole breezes 'Unrelated question, have you encountered a muffin bunny before?'

Varliv says 'None dat I can recall, off top ma head.... maybe...'
Varliv says 'I canna remember.'
Varliv says 'It all seems fuzzy.'

Esivole breezes 'They are delicious.'

Vidar says 'Forgive me.'
Vidar stands up.
Vidar bows deeply.

Varliv says 'Why do ma smell cinnamon.'

Vidar has left the realms.

Varliv falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Esivole giggles.

The odor of a muffin fills Varliv with dread.