Ye Olde Abandoned Realms Logs

A Strythoween Mystery

posted on 2016-10-13 15:35:48
Armory
+-* * +-*| You are inside the Armory. Loud sounds of pounding and metal
| | | | clashing against metal fill your ears as you enter this room.
+-+-+-+| A wide selection of shiny armors for all parts of your body,
| | | || made with all sorts of metals, litter this large store. Breastplates
+-* @ * +| of various sizes and shapes rest in neat rows along the wall.
| | Helmets, leggings, and sleeves hang on the walls all around you.
+-* | There are pieces of scrap metal lying on the ground in the back
| | of the room where the armorer works. You can leave the armory
+ | to the north and a staircase leads to a room upstairs.
---------+

[Exits: north up]
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
A long scale mail skirt is lying on the ground.
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
(White Aura) A tall skeletal man stands here with a bowl of candy.
A tall skeletal man says 'Celebrate Stryth-o-Ween!'
A tall skeletal man says 'Just say 'Trick or treat' and see what you get...'
A tall skeletal man rattles his candy dish and it growls softly.
A tall skeletal man says 'If you dare!'

You say 'Trick or treat!'
A tall skeletal man says 'Eeehehe, this is a good one.'
Fear strikes at your heart as power surges from the sky!
An ancient smite bolt flies from the sky and strikes you in the chest!

You say 'Trick or treat!'
A tall skeletal man says 'You're lucky to be alive, you don't get candy. Now, give thanks to Stryth!'
You say 'Thanks be to Stryth!'
Vanisse bends a knee to Stryth.

You say 'Trick or treat!'
A tall skeletal man says 'I'm all out of tricks and treats, come back soon.'

You sigh.

Thamu screeches 'Trick or treat.'
A tall skeletal man says 'Happy Stryth-o-ween!'
A tall skeletal man gives a candied Stryth'oween pumpkin to Thamu.

Thamu screeches 'Trick or treat.'
A tall skeletal man says 'You're lucky to be alive, you don't get candy. Now, give thanks to Stryth!'
Thamu screeches 'Thanks be to Stryth!'
Thamu bends a knee to Stryth.


[ Drow ] Mircea the Seer
[ Quasi ] <IT> [JUSTICE] Thamu Drenyphr the Sage of Arcane Power
[ Jotun ] Spazimuth the Trustworthy
[51 Stone HER] [WARLORD] Lorne the Bower of Wowers
[58 Wisp SUP] <PK> <HERALD> [Luck] Vanisse the Myth Weaver
Players found: 5
There are 5 characters on; the most on this past month was 15.

A tall skeletal man disappears in a nutmeg swirl of power.

You say 'Nutmeg swirl of power.'

You let out a hearty laugh.

Thamu giggles.

Thamu thinly and hoarsely screeches 'Aff.'

Thamu coughs loudly.

You let out a hearty laugh.

Thamu chokes on some words.

You say '....Waffles?'

Thamu screeches 'Affectionate nutmeg. It is alluring but I have no way of chasing the nice skeleton.'

You say 'Hmm.'

You say 'Where do they go I wonder.'

Thamu nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.

Thamu screeches 'Is it candy skeleton land?'

Thamu screeches 'Actually.'

Thamu sits down and thinks deeply.

Thamu ponders you carefully.

You blink innocently at Thamu.

Thamu blinks innocently.

Thamu screeches 'I wonder who sends them.'

You say 'Ooh. A mystery.'

Thamu screeches 'Is it an invasion!?'

You flail your arms in every direction.

Thamu straps a monocle over an eyeplate.

Thamu screeches 'We MUST investigate.'

You agree absolutely.

You now follow Thamu.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.

//And the hunt is on!//


Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
The Meat Store
S S S *-+| You are inside the Meat Store. An aroma of many different
| | | | | meats fills your nose as you enter the store. This is
+-+-+-+ | where you can buy the best meat products in the whole
| | | | | city. You see numerous slabs of beef hanging along one
* S @ *-+| of the walls. Freshly plucked chickens, ducks and other
|| fowls cover the opposite wall of the store. There are
S-+| also shelves at the back of the room filled with neatly-sliced
|| meat. A whole roasted pig sits in the corner of the store,
+| waiting to be bought. You can leave this store to the
---------+ north and a staircase leads to an opening above the store.

[Exits: north up]
A slip of paper lies here. It says 'Admits One'.
Hyando the butcher is here selling the freshest meat in town.

You have created a corncob pipe!

You hold a corncob pipe in your hand.

Thamu screeches 'Hyando will surely know something. He does see the most people!'

Hyando the butcher peers around himself intently.

You say 'Hyando! Have you seen.....the Pumpkin Man?'

Thamu screeches 'Hyando Dear friend! Have you noticed the skeleton men handing out candy at night?'

Hyando the butcher says 'I don't see anyone at night. I'm asleep!'

You bury your face in your palm with a sigh.

Thamu screeches 'We can't name him or her yet. That would give them too much attention.'

Thamu sighs at the sight of Hyando the butcher.
Hyando the butcher says 'I'll make you regret that.'

You say 'Surely you must have heard...smelled...something.'

Thamu screeches 'Sleep... who does this.'

Thamu screeches 'I know!'

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.

//And the hunt is on...again! ...where are we going exactly?//

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.
West of Market Square
S-+-S| You are west of Market Square. A marvellous fountain
| | has been erected here in the middle of the city of Seringale,
S S *-+-*| ever flowing with clear drinkable water. A spiked iron
| | | || fence rings the fountain, with a hole in it the size
+-+-@ +| of a giant's head. The road is well worn from the traffic
| | | || constantly passing over it. A path leads north and south
S F *-+-*| around the fountain, while the common road continues
| | to the west.
S-+-S|
---------+

[Exits: north south west]
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.

A beggar peers around himself intently.

A beggar begs Thamu for a dime or two - or twenty!

Thamu screeches 'Hello Tomi the Beggar.'

Thamu screeches 'I will indeed give you some gold.'

A beggar says 'How do you know my name!'

Thamu looks spooky and flaps her wings.

Thamu screeches 'I know everything!'

A beggar says 'A conspiracy!! The eyes are everywhere!!'

Thamu screeches 'Now I am happy to contribute some funds to you.'

A beggar screams loudly!

Thamu screeches 'If.'

Thamu peers intently at a beggar.
A beggar slaps Thamu.

Thamu screeches 'If!'

Thamu screeches 'You know where the skeleton men come from!?'

Thamu screeches 'The ones you can beg candy from, you know.'

A beggar walks south.

A beggar walks in.

Thamu rolls her eyes, disgusted.

A beggar walks south.

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
Southwest of Market Square

[Exits: north east]
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.

A beggar walks east.

Thamu flies east.
You follow Thamu.
South of Market Square

[Exits: east south west]
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.

A beggar walks south.

You let out a hearty laugh.

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
The Main Street

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.

A beggar walks south.

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
The Main Street

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A halfling citizen of Seringale strolls about.

You say 'Is he taking us there?'

A beggar walks east.

Thamu flies east.
You follow Thamu.
The South Side Kitchen

[Exits: west]
A row of cots lines the back wall.
The torn off toe of a goblin throbs here.
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.

A beggar walks west.

Thamu flies west.
You follow Thamu.
The Main Street

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A halfling citizen of Seringale strolls about.


A beggar walks in.

Thamu blinks innocently.

You peer around yourself intently.

A beggar walks east.

Thamu flies east.
You follow Thamu.
The South Side Kitchen

[Exits: west]
A row of cots lines the back wall.
The torn off toe of a goblin throbs here.
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.

A beggar walks west.
A beggar walks west.
A beggar walks west.

Thamu flies west.
You follow Thamu.
The Main Street

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A halfling citizen of Seringale strolls about.

A beggar walks in.
A beggar walks east.

You bury your face in your palm with a sigh.

A beggar walks east.

A beggar walks in.
A beggar walks in.

A beggar walks in.
A beggar walks west.
A beggar walks in.

A beggar walks east.
A beggar walks east.

Thamu screeches 'No gold for them.'

Thamu scans all around.

You say 'Too many beggars!'

A beggar walks in.
A beggar walks west.
A beggar walks west.

Thamu agrees absolutely.

Thamu screeches 'Tomi is lost now, I fear.'

Thamu sits down and thinks deeply.

A beggar walks east.

Thamu screeches 'Who else would know?'

You say 'Who has eyes and ears... thieves guild?'

//And we're off!//

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
Secret Hideout
+-* | You are inside a small room. It is very quiet in here. The
| | dim light emitted from the candle on the table flickers in
+-* | the small breeze blowing in from the window. There are a
| | couple broken chairs lieing against one of the walls. Here
@ | is where the thieves of Seringale gather together after a
| hard day at work in the city. You can leave this hideout
| through the door at the north side of the room.
|
|
---------+

[Exits: north (hatch)]
A scroll titled "How ta makin da headsock", by Garp, is here neatly unfurled before you.
A broken chair lies against the wall.
Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves is here peering intensely at you.

Thamu screeches 'Dear faulkner, procurer of all things fantastic!'

Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves scratches his bottom idly.

Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves says '...Yes?'

Thamu screeches 'Might I purchase some information from you?'

Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves says 'What kind of information?'

Thamu screeches 'I seek information on the skeleton men handing out pumpkin candy. Surely your greatness has brought some kind of news to your ears.'

Thamu screeches 'Where do they come from?!'

Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves says 'Oh, those creeps. I see them hanging around giving away free stuff.'

Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves says 'Making all my thieves lazy they are.'

Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves scoffs at the idea being presented.

Thamu screeches 'Exactly why we would want to know where they come from, right?'

Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves says 'I heard they might come from the witch woods to the south.'

You say 'Witch woods?'

Thamu gives a bright orange Stryth-O-Ween candy bag to Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.

//Our first lead!//

Thamu screeches 'That place smells like sweat.'
Thamu peers around herself intently.

Thamu flies west.
You follow Thamu.
The Entrance of the Witch Wood
f-o-f o-f| Your uneasiness mounts as you walk along this haunted
| | | || stretch of road. The mist clears, and you find yourself
f-f-f f-f| in a nightmarish forest. The empty husk of a dead nymph
| | | | || lies at your feet, and on either side of you, the trees
f-f-@-f f| look twisted and tortured into unnatural shapes. The
| | | || depths of the forest sends up a hopeless cry to usher
o-o-o f-f| you into the woods that ring the edge of Hell.
| | | | ||
o-o-o f f|
---------+

[Exits: north east west]
A disgusting little gremlin grins at you.
A disgusting little gremlin grins at you.

Thamu scans all around.

You scan all around.
You scan north.
*** Range 1 (north) ***
A disgusting little gremlin grins at you.
You scan east.
*** Range 1 (east) ***
A dryad peers at you inquisitively from behind her tree.
A nymph looks coyly at you, then winks mischievously and dances away.
You scan west.
*** Range 1 (west) ***
A disgusting little gremlin grins at you.
*** Range 2 (west) ***
A HellHound prowls here, slavering for your soul.

Thamu screeches 'OOOOkay.'

Thamu flies west.
You follow Thamu.
The Witch Wood

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> Thamu is here.
A disgusting little gremlin grins at you.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.
The Witch Wood

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> Thamu is here.
A disgusting little gremlin grins at you.

Thamu scans all around.

You ponder the question.

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
The Witch Wood

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> Thamu is here.
A disgusting little gremlin grins at you.

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
The Dead Moors

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> Thamu is here.
The Devil's Huntsman looms out of the mists.
There is a fiendish donkey munching on marshweeds here.

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
The Dead Moors

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> Thamu is here.
A pumpkin man crawls out of a slime pool and dances towards you.


Your eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
A gangling creature, made of sticks, bones, rags, dead weeds and a
large squashed pumpkin has some how been animated by evil sorcery.
It holds its bony hands outstretched and seems to be asking you
for a dance. A tango perhaps, or a foxtrot.
The pumpkin man is in excellent condition.

Thamu looks at the pumpkin man.
Thamu's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.

The pumpkin man jigs about furiously.
You have forced people to do what you want.

Thamu looks at you.
Thamu's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.

Vanisse fans away some onion aroma.

The pumpkin man looks at Thamu.

The pumpkin man says 'You here to dance?'

The pumpkin man looks at you.

Thamu screeches 'Yes!'

Thamu sends the pumpkin man across the room dancing.

You say '...Sure!'

Feels silly, doesn't it?

Thamu sends you across the room, dancing with you.

The pumpkin man dances wildly before you!

Thamu dances wildly before you!

You say 'But really, we're here to find some information.'

The pumpkin man stops dancing and pouts.

Thamu screeches 'Do you know of some magical skeleton men handing out pumpkin candy?'

Thamu dances wildly before you!

The pumpkin man dances wildly before you!

The pumpkin man says 'Those guys! Coming in here and lopping off the heads of my siblings to turn them into CANDY.'

The pumpkin man says 'I hate them. They come in here all the time round Strythoween.'

The pumpkin man shudders at the horror and represses tears.

You say 'But where do they come from?'

Thamu screeches 'Strange. Strange.'

Thamu taps her monocle in thought.

The pumpkin man says 'Well they skeletons aren't they? Probably from the Graveyard...'

You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience.

Thamu utters the words, 'qcandusahz yaae' as she points a fork at the ground.
A plate of liver and onions suddenly appears.
A plate of liver and onions suddenly appears.

Thamu gets a plate of liver and onions.

Thamu eats a plate of liver and onions.

Thamu gets a plate of liver and onions.

Thamu gives a plate of liver and onions to the pumpkin man.

The pumpkin man eats a plate of liver and onions.

The pumpkin man dances wildly before you!

Thamu screeches 'We shall investigate!'

You agree absolutely.

Thamu kicks her skinny bird legs.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.

//To the Cemetery!!//

Thamu flies down.
You follow Thamu.
Front Gates of the Seringale Cemetery
| You find yourself standing before some dilapidated wrought-iron
| gates which span the length of a large grassy field. Through
| the spaces between the gate's bars and the wrought-iron fence
| around it you can see what appears to be a terribly kept graveyard
@ | lawn, complete with several headstones and tombstones arranged
| in even spacing. Many of the stones are cracked, broken or
| in some cases utterly destroyed, as if the entire place has
| been neglected for some time. A thick mat of dense fog is
| spread across the lawn itself, lending a certain eerie quality
---------+ to an already unnerving setting. Be careful here...

[Exits: (east) up]
A dim reddish glow emits from this marble sphere.
The sharpened shard of bone from a fire giant's jaw is lying here.
<IT> (Translucent) (White Aura) Thamu is here.
The wispy remnants of a good man's soul float here in the gentle breeze.
A creepy-looking black raven is here, searching for something to eat.

Thamu opens the rusty iron gate east of you.

Thamu flies east.
You follow Thamu.
A Worn Pathway Between Gravestones

[Exits: north east south west]
A mound of bones glows with an unholy aura.
<IT> (Translucent) (White Aura) Thamu is here.
The wispy remnants of a good man's soul float here in the gentle breeze.
A creepy-looking black raven is here, searching for something to eat.
The wispy remnants of a good man's soul float here in the gentle breeze.

Thamu sits down and thinks deeply.

Thamu screeches 'I wonder which graveyard he meant.'

You say 'Beats me.'

You say 'They all have dead things in them.'

Thamu screeches 'Surely not one this close.'

Thamu sniffs at the air.

You didn't find any skeleton.

You say 'No skeletons here though.'

Thamu screeches 'And no candy smell.'

Thamu flies west.
You follow Thamu.

//...To the Other Cemetery!!//

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
A Gloomy Grave
+-f-o | A looming darkness dominates everything here, searching and
| | | enveloping you, as if it is trying to seep through your skin
+-+-o-+-+| and into your bones. You can see nothing through the gloom
| | | | except an ancient gothic tombstone glowing in a peculiar
+ +-@ | light.
| | |
+ o |
| |
o |
---------+

[Exits: north south west (tombstone)]
A black marble tombstone glistens evilly here.
<IT> (Translucent) (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A small black fly buzzes around.

Thamu opens the tombstone below you.

Thamu flies down.
You follow Thamu.
Under a Grave
| You crawl into the grave to discover a large crypt where one
| would expect to find only dirt and bones. You try to look
* | around but only feel yourself being eaten by the dark, musty
| | air of this place. The sound of something bumping, scratching,
@ | and writhing comes from the room to the north.
|
|
|
|
---------+

[Exits: north]
<IT> (Translucent) (White Aura) Thamu is here.
A dark skeleton grins evilly here.

Thamu screeches 'HELLO!'

Thamu looks at a grinning skeleton.

Thamu's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.

A grinning skeleton's bones rattle wildly at the sound.

A grinning skeleton says '..h-hello??'

Thamu screeches 'Do you like candy?'

A grinning skeleton says 'Oh yes, I love candy.'

Thamu screeches 'Or do you hate it enough to give it away?'

Thamu smiles happily.

Thamu screeches 'Do you like to share your candy with everyone as a game?!'

Thamu rubs her eye plates.

A grinning skeleton says 'I know a fellow who does.'

A grinning skeleton says 'Not me though, I love eating too much.'

Thamu screeches 'I will give you something if you allow me to hear this information.'

Thamu finds herself the most agreeable being alive.

A grinning skeleton pats its bare ribs.

Thamu agrees absolutely.

Thamu screeches 'I can see!'

A grinning skeleton says 'Just look at me packing on the pounds.'

You let out a hearty laugh.

Thamu screeches 'You are the most... uh... healthy skeleton I have seen.'

Thamu screeches 'Right vanisse?!'

A grinning skeleton says 'Why thank you! It takes work to look this good.'

You say 'Absolutely.'

Thamu screeches 'No doubt.'

A grinning skeleton says 'Funny thing about my friend. He's usually just hanging around down here like a normal skeleton most of the year.'

A grinning skeleton says 'But every once in a blue moon there's this smell of pie, or something, and he goes wild and runs off screaming about pumpkins.'

A grinning skeleton says 'I don't get it at all.'

You say 'Where's the pie come from?'

A grinning skeleton says 'Well here's the thing. It's not really a pie. It's a bottle of some stuff that smells like pie.'

You peer around yourself intently.

Thamu screeches 'The what.'

You say 'A bottle of pie?'

A grinning skeleton says 'It's like a potion or something.'

Thamu screeches 'Pie brandy?'

You boggle at the concept.

Thamu screeches 'Pumpkin spice love potion I bet.'

A grinning skeleton says 'Maybe, maybe.'

Thamu screeches 'A dangerous thing.'

A grinning skeleton pulls out an empty vial from his nonexistent pocket.

Thamu blinks innocently.

A grinning skeleton shows you the vial. On the bottom is stamped "Mab's Fancy Spirits"

Thamu thinly and hoarsely screeches 'That came fro... is that an empty one the other skeleton dropped?'

Thamu screeches 'Oooooohhhh.'

A grinning skeleton says 'That's the one.'

You say 'Mab?'

Thamu gives an onion-skin shirt to a grinning skeleton.

Thamu finds herself the most agreeable being alive.

You say 'Why would she want to send you pie?'

Thamu screeches 'You have earned that.'

A grinning skeleton wears an onion-skin shirt over its torso.

A grinning skeleton dances wildly before you!

Thamu looks at a grinning skeleton.
Thamu's eyes tear up from the mist of onions.

Your eyes tear up from the mist of onions.
Fresh dirt and rotten clothing hang loosely off this skeletal being.
What was once eye sockets now contains two pale red glowing auras which glow
brighter in the presence of the living. Several teeth hang from its jaw,
which seems to be stuck in a constantly grinning position.
A grinning skeleton is in excellent condition.

a grinning skeleton is using:
<worn on torso> an onion-skin shirt
<wielded two-handed> a black iron halberd

You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

Thamu screeches 'Too spooky for me, I am visiting mab.'

A grinning skeleton says 'Like it? I'm feeling dandy.'

Thamu nods in enthusiastic agreement with a grinning skeleton.

You nod in enthusiastic agreement with a grinning skeleton.

Thamu screeches 'Keep it up, skeleton!'

Thamu shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.
Passage in the Crypt

[Exits: (north) (east) south (west)]
A forgotten skull lies in the corner of the room.
<IT> Thamu is here.
A dark skeleton grins evilly here.


You let out a hearty laugh.

Thamu rolls her eyes, disgusted.

//Time to find Mab!//

Thamu screeches 'A strange path, these skeletons have taken.'

You agree absolutely.

Thamu screeches 'Though, dealing with mab is pretty out of the way. Smart.'

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
Mab's Hovel
f | Smoke rises from a small untended fire, the orange glowing
| | embers sending up sparks every few moments. The walls
f-f-f-f-f| of the hovel are made of long sticks held together with
| || vines and filled in with the bark of a tree, a small opening
*-@ f| left at the top of the hut to let the curls of smoke lazily
|| drift into the air.
f|
|
|
---------+

[Exits: north west]
<IT> (Translucent) (White Aura) Thamu is here.
Faerie Midwife Mab sulks over a firepit.

The scent of pumpkin wafts out of Mab's cauldron.

Thamu sits down and thinks deeply.

Thamu screeches 'So, Mab.'

Mab startles as she notices you.

Thamu screeches 'Whatcha cookin?!'

Mab says 'Ack!'

Mab says '...SOUP!'

Mab stirs her cauldron vigorously.

Thamu looks in the cauldron.

You say 'It smells delicious.'

Mab says 'Well it IS delicious.'

Thamu screeches 'Prove it!'

Mab peers around herself intently.

Thamu screeches 'Vanisse, taste that for me would you?'

Thamu finds herself the most agreeable being alive.

You say 'Hey!'

Mab says 'Oh no no, it's not quite ready for consumption.'

Thamu screeches 'I know.. I know..'

Thamu screeches 'How can I be that generous?'

You grumble at Thamu, disgusted with their presence.

Thamu screeches 'When will it be.'

Mab says 'Soon... the moons will align and be full.'

Mab rubs her hands together in greedy anticipation.

Thamu cheers and sings... she is just BURSTING with joy!

Thamu screeches 'What happens then.'

Mab says 'Well my soup will be ready of course.'

You say '"Soup."'

Thamu screeches 'Also a strange soup to need moon alignment. But I have seen stranger.'

Mab says 'It's very special soup.'

You say 'I bet.'

Thamu screeches 'What does it do when you eat it?'

Mab throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

Mab says 'It will make everyone go....crazy!!'

You say 'Reeeally?'

Thamu screeches 'Vanisse. You should absolutely not eat that...'

You peer into the cauldron.

Mab slaps your hand away from the ladle.

You grumble distractedly.

Mab says 'I said, NOT ready!'

You sigh.

Thamu screeches 'Will your skeleton friend be joining us when it is ready?'

Thamu peers intently at Mab.

Mab says 'Oh, him?'

Thamu agrees absolutely.

Mab says 'He's my assistant. He'll be giving away free samples.'

You gasp in astonishment.

You say 'Nefarious plan...!'

Thamu blinks innocently.
Thamu blinks innocently.
Thamu blinks innocently.

Mab says 'Everyone will be so used to eating the things he hands out that they won't have any problem having some of my crazy soup!'

Thamu screeches 'Clever girl.'

Thamu looks at Mab.

Thamu screeches 'But why?'

Mab says 'Because the world needs more crazy!!'

Mab throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

Thamu screeches 'Yes. Yes it...'

You say 'Oh...no, it really doesn't.'

Thamu screeches 'Wait a second. NO!'

Mab dances wildly before you!

Mab says 'Crazy crazy crazy.'

Thamu screeches 'I think it is time, Vanisse.'

Mab says 'I'm crazy, you'll be crazy, we'll all be crazy!'

Mab throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

You say 'Time for...'

Thamu screeches 'We can't allow Serin to be poisoned by her plots.'

You say 'Very true.'

Thamu steps closer to the cauldron

Mab says 'You can't stop me!'

You say 'You know, as a villain, you shouldn't give away your plans before they happen.'

Mab coughs loudly.

Mab says 'I'm inVINCible!'

Thamu screeches 'Especially to a Justice. I mean... that just i... oh nevermind.'

Thamu flies haphazardly around and then head first into the ground.

You let out a hearty laugh.

Thamu flies again and charges into the cauldron.

The cauldron's contents go spattering everywhere.

Mab screams loudly!

Thamu crashes to the ground covered in "soup."

Thamu yells 'OOOOOWWWWW.'

You say 'Don't eat any of that!'

Thamu covers her mouth with her tiny hands.

Mab waves her hands around wildly, conjuring sparkles from the air.

Thamu says through her fingers 'Take that Mad Mab.'

A large mindless zombie lumbers in.
A large mindless zombie lumbers in.
A large mindless zombie lumbers in.

Mab's Hovel
f | Smoke rises from a small untended fire, the orange glowing
| | embers sending up sparks every few moments. The walls
f-f-f-f-f| of the hovel are made of long sticks held together with
| || vines and filled in with the bark of a tree, a small opening
*-@ f| left at the top of the hut to let the curls of smoke lazily
|| drift into the air.
f|
|
|
---------+

[Exits: north west]
A large zombie slowly groans and shuffles about here.
A large zombie slowly groans and shuffles about here.
A large zombie slowly groans and shuffles about here.
<IT> (White Aura) Thamu is here.
Faerie Midwife Mab sulks over a firepit.

Thamu blinks innocently at a large mindless zombie.
A large mindless zombie says 'I'm not falling for that.'

You bat your eyelashes.

Thamu says through her fingers 'What is this about.'

Mab says 'Get them!!'

Thamu looks at a large mindless zombie.

You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a large mindless zombie!'
You turn a large mindless zombie's attack against it.
Your punch *** DEMOLISHES *** a large mindless zombie!
A large mindless zombie has some small wounds and bruises.

[***] You dodge a large mindless zombie's life drain.
Your punch MASSACRES a large mindless zombie!
Your punch DISMEMBERS a large mindless zombie!
You aim a punch at a large mindless zombie's stomach!
Your punch MASSACRES a large mindless zombie!
A large mindless zombie has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

You say 'Ow!'
[***] You dodge a large mindless zombie's life drain.
Your punch MANGLES a large mindless zombie!
A large mindless zombie has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

[** ] You dodge a large mindless zombie's life drain.
Your punch DISMEMBERS a large mindless zombie!
Your punch MASSACRES a large mindless zombie!
You scream out in agonizing pain as your body starts to deform!
Your body becomes covered with fur and your claws sharpen as you take the form of a tiger!
A large mindless zombie is in awful condition.

Thamu throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
A large mindless zombie is in awful condition.

[***] You dodge a large mindless zombie's life drain.
Your claw MASSACRES a large mindless zombie!
A large mindless zombie is SLAIN!!
A large mindless zombie's head is shattered, and its brains splash all over you.
A large mindless zombie's body disintegrates into dust.

Thamu utters the words, 'pzrrghcandusaw' as a crack opens into nothing and glows red.
The ground erupts as a large mindless zombie is caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Thamu's hellstream *** DEVASTATES *** a large mindless zombie!

You glare around icily.

Thamu's crush MUTILATES a large mindless zombie!

A large mindless zombie's life drain misses Thamu.
Thamu's crush DISEMBOWELS a large mindless zombie!

Thamu utters the words, 'pzrrghcandusaw' as a crack opens into nothing and glows red.
The ground erupts as a large mindless zombie is caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Thamu's hellstream === OBLITERATES === a large mindless zombie!

Thamu's slash maims a large mindless zombie!

Thamu's crush DISEMBOWELS a large mindless zombie!

Thamu utters the words, 'pzrrghcandusaw' as a crack opens into nothing and glows red.
The ground erupts as a large mindless zombie is caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Thamu's hellstream === OBLITERATES === a large mindless zombie!
A large mindless zombie is hurled upwards and then slams into the ground.
A large mindless zombie is SLAIN!!
A large mindless zombie's head is shattered, and its brains splash all over you.
A large mindless zombie's body disintegrates into dust.
Thamu gets 281 gold coins.

Your claw MASSACRES a large mindless zombie!
A large mindless zombie has some small wounds and bruises.

[** ] You dodge a large mindless zombie's life drain.
Your claw MANGLES a large mindless zombie!
Your claw *** DEMOLISHES *** a large mindless zombie!
Your claw MASSACRES a large mindless zombie!
A large mindless zombie has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

[***] You dodge a large mindless zombie's life drain.
Your claw MANGLES a large mindless zombie!
Your claw DISMEMBERS a large mindless zombie!
A sleeping bag with legs wraps around you and blends with its surroundings.
Your physical contours become distorted.
Your claw MANGLES a large mindless zombie!
You throw a punch at a large mindless zombie's groin!
Your claw MANGLES a large mindless zombie!
A large mindless zombie is SLAIN!!
You hear a large mindless zombie's death cry.
A large mindless zombie's body disintegrates into dust.

Mab says 'Nooooo!'

Mab slowly crumples to the ground and begins to weep.

Thamu gets the brains of a large mindless zombie.

Thamu eats the brains of a large mindless zombie.

Thamu agrees absolutely.

A magical spring flows from the ground.

Mab says 'Not...not clean water!!'

You peer around yourself intently.

Thamu splashes water from the spring all around.

Mab starts to melt.

You bat your eyelashes.

Thamu blinks innocently.
Thamu blinks innocently.

Mab screams loudly!

Thamu splashes more water at Mab.

Thamu yells 'Be Cleansed child!'

Thamu splashes more water at Mab.

Mab melts in a puddle, wailing wildly.

Thamu dilutes the puddle with more clean water.

Mab's Hovel
f | Smoke rises from a small untended fire, the orange glowing
| | embers sending up sparks every few moments. The walls
f-f-f-f-f| of the hovel are made of long sticks held together with
| || vines and filled in with the bark of a tree, a small opening
*-@ f| left at the top of the hut to let the curls of smoke lazily
|| drift into the air.
f|
|
|
---------+

[Exits: north west]
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
A pile of gold coins.
<IT> Thamu is here.
Faerie Midwife Mab lies here, as a puddle.

You say 'I suppose that did the trick.'

Mab blubbers 'I'll...be back...you'll...see!!'

Thamu rolls her eyes, disgusted.

Thamu kicks the puddle around.

You let out a hearty laugh.

Thamu screeches 'For some reason I think that skeleton will keep up his work in Seringale, but the final plot has been foiled.'

You nod.

You say 'No crazy in Serin.'

Thamu screeches 'Except us.'

You agree absolutely.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.
Muddy Crossroads

[Exits: north east south west]
<IT> Thamu is here.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.
Trail to E'gal

[Exits: north south]
<IT> Thamu is here.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.
Trail to E'gal

[Exits: north south]
A bird of paradise flower reaches to catch a beam of sunlight.
<IT> Thamu is here.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.
Trail to E'gal

[Exits: north south]
<IT> Thamu is here.

//Traipsing back to town...But wait//

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
The Temple Square

[Exits: north south west]
<IT> Thamu is here.

Thamu screeches 'You know...'

You say 'Wouldn't do to be upstaged.'

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.
Mab's Hovel

[Exits: north west]
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
<IT> Thamu is here.
Faerie Midwife Mab lies here, as a puddle.

Thamu scoops some puddle into a vial and corks it.

Thamu flies north.
You follow Thamu.

//Back to Seringale//

You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

Thamu screeches 'I wonder what would happen...'

You say 'Guess we'll have to wait till the moons align and find out.'

Thamu grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...

Thamu screeches 'See...'

Thamu screeches 'We tried ale and pond juice before as experiments.'

You agree absolutely.

Thamu screeches 'This truly is a curious concoction.'

You say 'But...the first one gave you epilepsy and the second one resulted in salad.'

You shudder at the horror and repress tears.

Thamu waves a hand casually, brushing the comment away.

Thamu screeches 'Small prices and such.'

You say 'For Science.'

Thamu throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

Thamu looks shocked momentarily.

Thamu screeches 'My creator said that all the time!'

You say 'Oh?'

Thamu yells 'For SCIENCE!'

Thamu screeches 'And then he would inject stuff into other stuff and see what would happen.'

You wince in agony.

Thamu shrugs helplessly.

Thamu screeches 'Oh.'

Thamu thinly and hoarsely screeches 'I need a new onion shirt. I donated mine to the cause.'

You let out a hearty laugh.

You say 'You'll need to chop some more onions.'

Thamu grins evilly.

Thamu screeches 'THAT I can do.'

Thamu stands up.

Thamu flies south.
You follow Thamu.

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  1. I found this entertaining.
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