Ye Olde Abandoned Realms Logs

When burgling goes bad

posted on 2019-08-18 05:05:44

You perform the form, bear snaps bamboo!
Your cross punch DISMEMBERS a scarecrow!
Your tiger uppercut MASSACRES a scarecrow!
Your jumping double front kick MANGLES a scarecrow!
A scarecrow is in excellent condition.
<809hp 682m 395mv ->[##########][##########]{* }
Players near you in Forest of Illusion:
<PK> Fhaldar The Guild Yard
<PK> Dzaela A Guild House
A scarecrow is in excellent condition.
<809hp 682m 395mv ->[##########][##########]{* }

af
You are affected by the following:
Skill: chii bolt (1) : lasts for 12 hours
Skill: bungler of the panda: lasts for 3 rounds
Skill: panda style : modifies damroll by 2 for 0 hours
Skill: quest reward : enhances learning for 73 hours
Skill: sense motion : lasts for 25 hours
Spell: detect invis : lasts for 9 hours
A scarecrow is in excellent condition.
<809hp 682m 395mv ->[##########][##########]{* }

Your thundermaker MANGLES a scarecrow!
Your cross punch MUTILATES a scarecrow!
Your belly bash DISMEMBERS a scarecrow!
A scarecrow is in excellent condition.
<809hp 682m 395mv ->[##########][##########]{* }

Your palm strike MUTILATES a scarecrow!
Your cross punch MUTILATES a scarecrow!
Your lightning kick MASSACRES a scarecrow!
A scarecrow is in excellent condition.
<809hp 682m 395mv ->[##########][##########]{* }

Dzaela arrives from the south.
A scarecrow is in excellent condition.
<809hp 682m 395mv ->[##########][##########]{* }

crane
You no longer have the bodacity of the panda.
You move with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane.
A scarecrow is in excellent condition.
<809hp 682m 395mv ->[======####][##########]{* }

Dzaela kicks dirt in your eyes!
Dzaela fades into existence.
Dzaela's kicked dirt scratches you.
You can't see a thing!
<805hp 682m 395mv ->[======####][##########]{* }

Someone's tainted slash maims you!
Someone tosses something at you!
Someone's throw MASSACRES you!
Your palm strike maims someone!
Your rapid wing strike DISMEMBERS someone!
You perform the form, crane flies from grass!
Your butterfly kick DISEMBOWELS someone!
<700hp 682m 395mv ->[======####][##########]{** }

The smoke leaves someone's eyes.
<710hp 682m 395mv ->[======####][##########]{** }

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You flee from combat!
You can't see a thing!
Someone arrives from the north.
<710hp 682m 394mv ->[======####][##########]{** }
You aren't fighting anyone.
<710hp 682m 394mv ->[======####][##########]{** }

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You don't have a sack.
<710hp 682m 394mv ->[======####][##########]{** }
You do not have that potion.
Someone arrives from the north.
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Someone hits you on the back of the head with a lead filled sack.
Someone's blackjack injures you.
<697hp 682m 394mv ->[======####][##########]{** }

af
You are affected by the following:
Skill: knockout : lasts for 4 hours
Skill: crane wing : lasts for 4 rounds
Skill: dirt kicking : modifies hitroll by -3 for up to 4 rounds
Skill: accuracy of the crane: lasts for 2 rounds
Skill: crane style : modifies hitroll by 25 for 11 hours
: modifies damroll by -5 for 11 hours
Skill: chii bolt (2) : lasts for 11 hours
Skill: quest reward : enhances learning for 72 hours
Skill: sense motion : lasts for 24 hours
Spell: detect invis : lasts for 8 hours
<697hp 682m 394mv ->[======####][##########]{** }

ner

You block someone's attack using your crane wing technique.
Someone's tainted slash maims you!
Someone awkwardly parries your dragon punch with a loud clang.
Someone dodges your back fist.
You perform the form, crane flies from grass!
Your whirlwind kick MANGLES someone!
<661hp 682m 394mv ->[======####][##########]{* }
Someone grunts as she begins to struggle with her belongings.
You weaken someone with your nerve pressure.
<661hp 682m 394mv ->[======####][##########]{* }

kick

You nimbly dodge someone's tainted slash with a practiced maneuver.
Your dragon punch MANGLES someone!
Your rapid wing strike DISEMBOWELS someone!
Someone dances around your roundhouse kick, easily dodging it.
<661hp 682m 394mv ->[======####][##########]{* }

You cut someone off with a quick counterattack.
Your palm strike MANGLES someone!
<661hp 682m 394mv ->[======####][##########]{* }

You rub the dirt out of your eyes, but they're still watering.
You parry Dzaela's attack with your second hand.
Dzaela dodges your palm strike.
Your tiger uppercut MASSACRES Dzaela!
Dzaela dances around your lightning kick, easily dodging it.
Dzaela looks pretty hurt.
<661hp 682m 394mv ->[=====#####][##########]{* }

kick
A golden Asc'Liena stallion's kick MANGLES Dzaela!
Your double kick MUTILATES Dzaela!
Dzaela is in awful condition.
<661hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }

Dzaela's tainted slash MUTILATES you!
Dzaela tosses throwing knives at you!
Dzaela's throw DISEMBOWELS you!
Dzaela dodges your jab.
Dzaela deftly performs a counterbalance evasion.
Dzaela stumbles and barely dodges your tiger uppercut.
Dzaela nimbly dodges your whirlwind kick with a practiced maneuver.
Dzaela is in awful condition.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }

murder $$

Dzaela has fled!
Dzaela leaves north.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }

murder $$

murder $$
You aren't fighting anyone.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }
They aren't here.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }
They aren't here.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }

murder $$
They aren't here.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }

murder $$

murder $$
They aren't here.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }

murder $$
They aren't here.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }

murder $$
They aren't here.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }

murder $$
They aren't here.
Dzaela arrives from the north.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{* }

murder $$

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Dzaela yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Fhaldar!'
Your crane peck maims Dzaela!
You perform the form, crane flies from grass!
You grant your opponent mercy.
Dzaela slumps to the ground.
You dismount from a golden Asc'Liena stallion.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

murder $$

Rimath the trader auctions 'Place yer bids! the Blacksword is being auctioned for 25000 gold!'
Your eyes stop watering.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{** }
You can't do that while resting.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{** }
You can't do that while resting.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{** }
You can't do that while resting.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{** }
You can't do that while resting.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

st
You stand up.
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

say Well
You say 'Well.'
<576hp 682m 394mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

Rimath the trader auctions 'Place yer bids! the Blacksword is being auctioned for 25000 gold!'
<589hp 682m 395mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

Your accuracy fades.
<589hp 682m 395mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

say Bet that wasn't what you thought was going to happen
You say 'Bet that wasn't what you thought was going to happen.'
<589hp 682m 395mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

murder $$
Dzaela yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Fhaldar!'
Your dragon punch *** DEMOLISHES *** Dzaela!
Dzaela is DEAD!!
<589hp 682m 395mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

st
You are already standing.
<589hp 682m 395mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

get coins corpse
You get 16548 gold coins from the corpse of Dzaela.
You can't hold that much gold and drop it.
<589hp 682m 395mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

l i corpse
The corpse of Dzaela holds:
a segmented steel bracer
a thick steel bracer
(Humming) a deflective storage void of wildness (empty)
some training arrows (50)
a pair of dragonblood plated boots
a dragonblood guild-issue ring
a black studded leather corset
a ruby-red grand girdle
a Loot sack (open)
a cedar strip canoe
a dragonblood digging gloves
a dragonblood fur felt hat
a pair of dragonblood white-trimmed pants of pomposity
( 4) a dark black herb
a perfect potion of recall
( 2) a purple potion
a thick fur cloak
(Glowing) a Dagger of Chaos
a spruce blue cape
a deep red stone
(Humming) a pair of deflective revolutionary pauldrons of shielding
(Glowing) a flickering torch
(Humming) a forged warhammer
a short, sharp spear
a bag of feral cats
a grave digger's shovel
( 2) throwing knives
a tainted shadow
(Humming) a dark-mithril ring
(Humming) a Trinket of Lady Luck
<589hp 682m 395mv ->[====######][##########]{** }

Comments

  1. Really? He tried to toe to toe with a monk...brave.
    1. he tried to catch me afk. than blackjack to rob me. I am positive he had zero intentions on fighting me
    [reply to Cthanos]
  2. You didn't post the failed looting attempt. This fight came AFTER a time when I managed to land a blackjack after a disengagement from combat and managed to steal your sack and major globe of invulnerability before walking away.
    1. there wasn't a failed looting attempt. I didn't realise I wasn't holding the wild sack. I thought I was rummaging through it in my inventory than I walked away... thinking it was still in my inventory.
    [reply to Dzaela]
  3. excellent luck with the dragon punch finisher
      [reply to Nycticora]

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