Gotta love it.

A beggar yells: PLAGUE!
Tir the warden yells: Lock the gates!
Dagnir the enforcer of law yells: Arrest all the beggars!
Korvoduin the healer guildmaster yells: Physical Distancing!
Zephyrus the displaced minstrel yells: IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE!
Naugroth the shaman guildmaster yells: Hydroxy chlorokine. TAKE IT! I KNOW I'm NOT A HEALER. TAKE IT!
Maxlhorn the berserker guildmaster yells: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Faulkner the grandmaster of thieves yells: Who took all the fucking TP
Dunvegan the paladin guildmaster yells: Paladins! Return to the guildhall and shelter in place!