Very little of his appearance makes sense. His dark auburn hair has been formed into a thick mohawk in the centre using some sort of fat or grease to keep it standing on end, while the rest of the top of his head is shaved. In stark contrast, a pair of thick black metal-rimmed glasses sit on his nose, with calm brown eyes staring out from them, and his moustache and sideburns are quite neatly shaven and well maintained. While he does have a beard, it is not of the common dwarf variety, and instead of being massive and thick, it hangs off his face by a mere inch, and is kept immaculate. Tattoos along his arms range from a small bee on a flower, to naked mermaids with unrealistically large breasts. A massive one upon his chest depicts a werewolf dressed up as a jester dicing with a rooster and a turtle. His arms are thick and muscular as is to be expected with any brave dwarven berserker, and his hands are thick and weathered. Strangely though, his fingernails appear recently manicured. Worn over his leggings is a fine kilt with a tartan pattern of dark green, red, and white.