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The Master Bedroom
A sense of passion overwhelms you upon entering this room. The red
velvet bedspread has long since been abandoned, but the passion that
it invokes still radiates to this day. Over the door to the balcony,
dingy white drapes still hang and blow in the breeze. A single red
rose has died in its final resting place in the center of the bed.
[Exits: north east south west]
Vanisse is here.
Vanisse falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Vanisse says 'Oh dear.'
emote sits on the edge of the bed and uncorks his wine bottle.
Grimp sits on the edge of the bed and uncorks his wine bottle.
Vanisse drops a squashy goat.
Vanisse sits down and rests on a squashy goat.
blink
Vanisse says 'Chaperone.'
You bat your eyelashes.
Vanisse agrees absolutely.
' How...quaint...
You say 'How...quaint...'
blanch
That makes no sense.
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The Master Bedroom
A sense of passion overwhelms you upon entering this room. The red
velvet bedspread has long since been abandoned, but the passion that
it invokes still radiates to this day. Over the door to the balcony,
dingy white drapes still hang and blow in the breeze. A single red
rose has died in its final resting place in the center of the bed.
[Exits: north east south west]
A squashy looking goat stands here looking depressed.
Vanisse is resting on a squashy goat.
blink
You bat your eyelashes.
Vanisse says 'Oh so very.'
Vanisse beams broadly!
emote snaps his fingers and a pair of wine glasses appear in his hand.
Grimp snaps his fingers and a pair of wine glasses appear in his hand.
emote releases the wine bottle and it floats into the air, filling each glass.
Grimp releases the wine bottle and it floats into the air, filling each glass.
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The Master Bedroom
A sense of passion overwhelms you upon entering this room. The red
velvet bedspread has long since been abandoned, but the passion that
it invokes still radiates to this day. Over the door to the balcony,
dingy white drapes still hang and blow in the breeze. A single red
rose has died in its final resting place in the center of the bed.
[Exits: north east south west]
A squashy looking goat stands here looking depressed.
Vanisse is resting on a squashy goat.
pmote hands Vanisse a glass of wine.
Grimp hands Vanisse a glass of wine.
i
You are carrying:
a bottle of rose wine
a bottle of iced wine
a red and white staff
( 3) a gyvel potion
a seashell ring
ground-up bones of a bat
(Glowing) (Humming) a sword with a swiftbird hilt
a barrel
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
(Glowing) (Humming) a major globe of invulnerability
Your vigilance of the towns diminishes.
emote snatches the wine bottle out of the air.
Grimp snatches the wine bottle out of the air.
give wine van
You give a bottle of rose wine to Vanisse.
A squashy goat sniffs at Vanisse's glass and mehs.
' Incase you prefer the bottle, I know I do.
You say 'Incase you prefer the bottle, I know I do.'
Vanisse chuckles politely.
Harfyd yells 'Goddess of Nature, heed my call!'
emote downs his glass of wine in a single gulp.
Grimp downs his glass of wine in a single gulp.
emote wipes his mouth with the back of his sleeve.
Grimp wipes his mouth with the back of his sleeve.
lick
You lick your mouth and smile.
wher
Players near you:
<PK> Vanisse The Master Bedroom
<PK> Grimp The Master Bedroom
Harfyd The Eastern Corridor
who
[51 H-Elf HER] <PK>
[ Dwarf ] Orel Shevren the Beater
[ H-Elf ] <PK> Sousuke the Master of War
[ Drow ] Viticus Charmaigne the Apprentice of Magic
[ Dwarf ] Gruftrey the Cardinal of the Earth
[ Half ] Morvai Charmaigne the Juggler
[50 Gnome Inv] <PK> [JUSTICE] (Lieutenant) Grimp Gimpstoffsky the Angel of Arcana
[ H-Elf ] Kreischen the Dragoon
[ Gnome ] Mirae Scz the Scribess of Magic
[ Fire ] Berithgal Grumbis the Baron of Rage
[ Half ] Harfyd Forith the Ranger of the Third Circle
[ Human ] Zilinyth Tyrasu the Communer of Decay
[ Human ] Exuheveq the Student of the Spirit
[ Human ] [KNIGHT] Revaqin Nareth the Master of Fire, Footman of Valour
[ H-Elf ] <PK> [KNIGHT] Iriqeous Ariet the High Priest of the Templars, Footman of Valour
[ Elf ] <PK> [KNIGHT] Jaran the Keeper of the Glade, Footman of Valour
[ Avian ] Zekuv Siyge the Student of Dimension
[ Human ] Luzza the Crime Lord
[ Avian ] Noliperus Dag the Caller of Ice
[ Drow ] Lothadon the Baron of Storms
[ Minot ] <PK> Maxlhorn Stonethrower the Knight of Fury
[ Elf ] <PK> Jonus Cupsid the Holy Knight
[Hit Return to continue]
[ Human ] <PK> Daephcer the Harbinger of Death
[ Human ] Sulahim the Baron of Forests
[ Stone ] <PK> [WARLORD] Hizang Tea the Master of Steel
[ Elf ] Seghir Vertralis the Adept
[ H-Elf ] Datandar the Greater Demon Slayer
[ Human ] Krillia Lashelle the Lady of Brimstone
Players matched: 28
There are 28 characters on, the most on since startup was 32.
Vanisse sips from a glass of rose wine.
You are thirsty.
st
You are already standing.
emote bends down on one knee and touches his hand to the ground.
c 'create spring
Grimp bends down on one knee and touches his hand to the ground.
You have become better at create spring!
dr
You drink water from a magical spring.
Your thirst is quenched.
dr wine
You drink icewine from a bottle of iced wine.
Your thirst is quenched.
lick
You lick your mouth and smile.
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The Master Bedroom
A sense of passion overwhelms you upon entering this room. The red
velvet bedspread has long since been abandoned, but the passion that
it invokes still radiates to this day. Over the door to the balcony,
dingy white drapes still hang and blow in the breeze. A single red
rose has died in its final resting place in the center of the bed.
[Exits: north east south west]
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
A squashy looking goat stands here looking depressed.
Vanisse is resting on a squashy goat.
Vanisse drinks rose wine from a bottle of rose wine.
emote waves his hand and a soft melody begins to play in the air.
Grimp waves his hand and a soft melody begins to play in the air.
' so...
You say 'Zszo...'
wher
Players near you:
<PK> Vanisse The Master Bedroom
<PK> Grimp The Master Bedroom
Harfyd The Grand Hallway
who
[51 H-Elf HER] <PK>
[ Dwarf ] Orel Shevren the Beater
[ H-Elf ] <PK> Sousuke the Master of War
[ Drow ] Viticus Charmaigne the Apprentice of Magic
[ Dwarf ] Gruftrey the Cardinal of the Earth
[ Half ] Morvai Charmaigne the Juggler
[50 Gnome Inv] <PK> [JUSTICE] (Lieutenant) Grimp Gimpstoffsky the Angel of Arcana
[ H-Elf ] Kreischen the Dragoon
[ Gnome ] Mirae Scz the Scribess of Magic
[ Fire ] Berithgal Grumbis the Baron of Rage
[ Half ] Harfyd Forith the Ranger of the Third Circle
[ Human ] Zilinyth Tyrasu the Communer of Decay
[ Human ] Exuheveq the Student of the Spirit
[ Human ] [KNIGHT] Revaqin Nareth the Master of Fire, Footman of Valour
[ H-Elf ] <PK> [KNIGHT] Iriqeous Ariet the High Priest of the Templars, Footman of Valour
[ Elf ] <PK> [KNIGHT] Jaran the Keeper of the Glade, Footman of Valour
[ Avian ] Zekuv Siyge the Student of Dimension
[ Human ] Luzza the Crime Lord
[ Avian ] Noliperus Dag the Caller of Ice
[ Drow ] Lothadon the Baron of Storms
[ Minot ] <PK> Maxlhorn Stonethrower the Knight of Fury
[ Elf ] <PK> Jonus Cupsid the Holy Knight
[Hit Return to continue]
[ Human ] <PK> Daephcer the Harbinger of Death
[ Human ] Sulahim the Baron of Forests
[ Stone ] <PK> [WARLORD] Hizang Tea the Master of Steel
[ Elf ] Seghir Vertralis the Adept
[ H-Elf ] Datandar the Greater Demon Slayer
[ Human ] Krillia Lashelle the Lady of the Inverted Cross
Players matched: 28
There are 28 characters on, the most on since startup was 32.
' Half elves are known as the most beautiful dancers in the realms
You say 'Hahlf ehlvEhsSz ArE knoOown asSs the maosSst beAuhHtifUl dahhncjerszs in the rEhaLmZsz.'
Vanisse says 'Really?'
nod
You nod.
' Yyni was quite the dancer
You say 'Yyni waaZSs quhHitE thE daancer.'
Vanisse says 'I must be one of the exceptions.'
Vanisse chortles mischieviously.
snap
DAMN! You snap your fingers.
who
[51 H-Elf HER] <PK>
[ Dwarf ] Orel Shevren the Beater
[ H-Elf ] <PK> Sousuke the Master of War
[ Drow ] Viticus Charmaigne the Apprentice of Magic
[ Dwarf ] Gruftrey the Cardinal of the Earth
[ Half ] Morvai Charmaigne the Juggler
[50 Gnome Inv] <PK> [JUSTICE] (Lieutenant) Grimp Gimpstoffsky the Angel of Arcana
[ H-Elf ] Kreischen the Dragoon
[ Gnome ] Mirae Scz the Scribess of Magic
[ Fire ] Berithgal Grumbis the Baron of Rage
[ Half ] Harfyd Forith the Ranger of the Third Circle
[ Human ] Zilinyth Tyrasu the Communer of Decay
[ Human ] Exuheveq the Student of the Spirit
[ Human ] [KNIGHT] Revaqin Nareth the Master of Fire, Footman of Valour
[ H-Elf ] <PK> [KNIGHT] Iriqeous Ariet the High Priest of the Templars, Footman of Valour
[ Elf ] <PK> [KNIGHT] Jaran the Keeper of the Glade, Footman of Valour
[ Avian ] Zekuv Siyge the Student of Dimension
[ Human ] Luzza the Crime Lord
[ Avian ] Noliperus Dag the Caller of Ice
[ Drow ] Lothadon the Baron of Storms
[ Minot ] <PK> Maxlhorn Stonethrower the Knight of Fury
[ Elf ] <PK> Jonus Cupsid the Holy Knight
[Hit Return to continue]
[ Human ] <PK> Daephcer the Harbinger of Death
[ Human ] Sulahim the Baron of Forests
[ Stone ] <PK> [WARLORD] Hizang Tea the Master of Steel
[ Elf ] Seghir Vertralis the Adept
[ H-Elf ] Datandar the Greater Demon Slayer
[ Human ] Krillia Lashelle the Lady of the Inverted Cross
Players matched: 28
There are 28 characters on, the most on since startup was 32.
' I'm sure you would be marvelous if you gave it a try
You say 'I'm sure you would be marvelous if you gave it a try.'
Vanisse attempts a half-hearted jig while still sitting.
You are sober.
Vanisse says 'Neh...not really.'
' Try it like this.
You say 'Try it like this.'
emote stands up and moves away from the bed.
Grimp stands up and moves away from the bed.
emote waves his hand and the tempo of the music speeds up.
Grimp waves his hand and the tempo of the music speeds up.
emote starts to bound around the room, weaving his hands at his sides and letting his cloak billow out behind him.
Grimp starts to bound around the room, weaving his hands at his sides and letting his cloak billow out behind him.
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The Master Bedroom
A sense of passion overwhelms you upon entering this room. The red
velvet bedspread has long since been abandoned, but the passion that
it invokes still radiates to this day. Over the door to the balcony,
dingy white drapes still hang and blow in the breeze. A single red
rose has died in its final resting place in the center of the bed.
[Exits: north east south west]
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
A squashy looking goat stands here looking depressed.
Vanisse is resting on a squashy goat.
Vanisse boggles at the concept.
emote leaps lightly from foot to foot.
Grimp leaps lightly from foot to foot.
Vanisse says 'Certain...'
Vanisse coughs loudly.
Vanisse says 'Heralds would say I am too pudgy for this.'
emote slides into a painful split position as his lead foot slips on the floor, sending his leg out in front of him.
Grimp slides into a painful split position as his lead foot slips on the floor, sending his leg out in front of him.
' Ahhhhh!!
You say 'Ahhhhh!!'
wher
Players near you:
<PK> Vanisse The Master Bedroom
<PK> Grimp The Master Bedroom
Kreischen The Map Room
Vanisse winces in agony.
y MY JIMMIES!!!!
You yell 'MY JIMMIES!!!!'
Vanisse falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
emote rolls onto his side and curls into a fetal position.
Grimp rolls onto his side and curls into a fetal position.
emote moans softly as he squirms in pain.
Grimp moans softly as he squirms in pain.
Vanisse comforts you.
A Justice's Kite Shield crumbles into dust.
' Oh...god...the pain..
You say 'Oh...god...the pain..'
Vanisse says 'Hope you have some fly scrolls so you don't have to walk.'
emote rolls onto his back and gathers his breath.
Grimp rolls onto his back and gathers his breath.
y Cleric!! I need a cleric!!
You yell 'Cleric!! I need a cleric!!'
Harfyd yells 'Oh, sorry, that wouldn't be fair to the other Gnomes.'
emote sits himself up and crawls onto the bed.
Grimp sits himself up and crawls onto the bed.
emote lays on his back, breathing hard.
Grimp lays on his back, breathing hard.
' Ohh my groin..
Vanisse gives you a bottle of rose wine.
Vanisse says 'It's iced...'
' Wine can only do so much for the pain..
You say 'Wine can only do so much for the pain..'
dr wine
You drink rose wine from a bottle of rose wine.
dr wine
You drink rose wine from a bottle of rose wine.
Your thirst is quenched.
' What I really need is a good mesage..
You say 'WhAht I reallY nEhehD is Ah goood mMesSsahgEh..'
l van
A petite woman with a slight smile perpetually hovering about her lips
stands twirling a flute in the middle of the room. Eyes that shift color
from the azure of the sky to the deep turquoise of the sea, framed by long
dark lashes, observe the surroundings quietly. The face of the woman is
heart-shaped, pale, smooth, with soft full lips and an achingly soulful gaze
beneath arched noble brows. Across the forehead, down the bridge of the
aquiline nose, and along each high cheekbone trace intricate lines of
interwoven blue and black ink. The twisting, swirling pattern reappears in
an unfinished circlet around her upper right arm, the tips abruptly ending
as if shorn off. Silky, waist-length hair swings loosely in a shining ebony
river down her back. A single braided strand, terminating in an engraved
band, is tucked behind her left ear, which bears a solitary silver ring
through the elfin point.
The center of her forehead is marred by a healing scar in the shape of a
teddy bear. The once damaged skin shines with the slick pink of regenerating
epidermis.
Vanisse is in excellent condition.
Vanisse is using:
Vanisse blinks innocently.
lick
You lick your mouth and smile.
Vanisse says 'A groin massage?'
Vanisse says 'After landing on it rather hard?'
' Oh aye
You say 'Ooh aye.'
Vanisse says 'That sounds painful.'
' A gentle one does wonders
You say 'ah gehntleh Oone dOoEhZsz woondersSs.'
' Just a gentle one, mind you
You say 'Juhhszst A gEntle One, mind yaouhH.'
emote pats the bed beside him.
Grimp pats the bed beside him.
Vanisse mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.
i
You are carrying:
a bottle of rose wine
a bottle of iced wine
a red and white staff
( 3) a gyvel potion
a seashell ring
ground-up bones of a bat
(Glowing) (Humming) a sword with a swiftbird hilt
a barrel
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
(Glowing) (Humming) a major globe of invulnerability
' Oh come now, I have wine..
You say 'Ooh coOome noOow, I haavEh winE..'
Harfyd yells 'Goddess of Nature, heed my call!'
emote uncorks a bottle of iced wine.
Grimp uncorks a bottle of iced wine.
At Vanisse's beckon, a squashy goat meanders over and noses you in the groin.
blink
You bat your eyelashes.
' Oh right, chaparone.
You say 'Oh right, chaparone.'
emote holds out the bottle of iced wine to the goat.
Grimp holds out the bottle of iced wine to the goat.
' Come on little fella.
You say 'Come on little fella.'
You are sober.
' Why don't you take a little nap and let uncle Grimp have a few moments alone with Vanisse?
You say 'Why don't you take a little nap and let uncle Grimp have a few moments alone with Vanisse?'
l
The Master Bedroom
A sense of passion overwhelms you upon entering this room. The red
velvet bedspread has long since been abandoned, but the passion that
it invokes still radiates to this day. Over the door to the balcony,
dingy white drapes still hang and blow in the breeze. A single red
rose has died in its final resting place in the center of the bed.
[Exits: north east south west]
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
A squashy looking goat stands here looking depressed.
Vanisse is resting on a squashy goat.
A squashy goat peers at Vanisse, then at a bottle.
emote scratches the goat behind the ears.
Grimp scratches the goat behind the ears.
Vanisse says 'You're his uncle?'
Vanisse boggles at the concept.
Vanisse looks at you.
Vanisse mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.
Vanisse says 'You DO have a hairy resemblence.'
emote lays back and winces, his groin is clearly causing him a great deal of pain.
Grimp lays back and winces, his groin is clearly causing him a great deal of pain.
' I am hairy like animal.
You say 'I am hairy like animal.'
' Many women find it irresistible.
You say 'Many women find it irresistible.'
At Vanisse's beckon, a squashy goat attempts to gnaw on your groin.
Vanisse says 'Umm.'
y OH GODS NOOOO!!!
You yell 'OH GODS NOOOO!!!'
Vanisse whaps a squashy goat upside the head!
emote quickly recoils into a fetal position.
Grimp quickly recoils into a fetal position.
A squashy goat pouts at Vanisse.
' Tender...so....tender..
You say 'Tender...so....tender..'
Vanisse says 'Oh dear.'
' Good thing I hadn't cast my spell of minor enlargement..
You say 'Good thing I hadn't cast my spell of minor enlargement..'
Vanisse agrees absolutely.
You are hungry.
' I don't think I like that goat..
You say 'I don't think I like that goat..'
i
You are carrying:
a bottle of rose wine
a bottle of iced wine
a red and white staff
( 3) a gyvel potion
a seashell ring
ground-up bones of a bat
(Glowing) (Humming) a sword with a swiftbird hilt
a barrel
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
(Glowing) (Humming) a major globe of invulnerability
dr wine
It is already empty.
dr iced
It is already empty.
' The wine's gone..
You say 'The wine's gone..'
drop wine
drop wine
A squashy goat dodges Vanisse's swat and grins at you evilly.
You drop a bottle of rose wine.
You are hungry.
emote slowly moves to the edge of the bed and stands up.
Grimp slowly moves to the edge of the bed and stands up.
emote takes a dried mushroom husk out of a pouch and places it on the ground.
c 'create food
Grimp takes a dried mushroom husk out of a pouch and places it on the ground.
g mush
eat mush
You get a Magic Mushroom.
You are hungry.
You are full.
' The wine's gone and my groin feels like I've spent a week with Azerayhna.
You say 'The wine's gone and my groin feels like I've spent a week with Azerayhna.'
You no longer see invisible objects.
' I think I'm going to go see if I can get a hand from a cleric.
You say 'I think I'm going to go see if I can get a hand from a cleric.'
Vanisse chortles mischieviously.
Vanisse stands up.
Vanisse gets a squashy goat.
bow van
You bow before her.
l
The Master Bedroom
A sense of passion overwhelms you upon entering this room. The red
velvet bedspread has long since been abandoned, but the passion that
it invokes still radiates to this day. Over the door to the balcony,
dingy white drapes still hang and blow in the breeze. A single red
rose has died in its final resting place in the center of the bed.
[Exits: north east south west]
A bottle of iced wine sits on the ground.
A bottle of rose wine sits on the ground here.
A magical spring flows from the ground here.
Vanisse is here.
Vanisse gallantly tips her hat.
esay 'mutters under his breath' Damn goat.
Grimp mutters under his breath 'Damn goat.'
c word
Temple of Balance
[Exits: north east]
Wonderful pitch... soon you'll be selling snow to the eskimos...
Bloody goat...