its: north east south west]
A gate guard is here guarding the gates of Seringale.
A gate guard is here guarding the gates of Seringale.
A gate guard yells '*someone* is attacking the guards!'
A gate guard screams and attacks!
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a gate guard!'
A gate guard's punch maims you!
A gate guard's punch decimates you!
You parry a gate guard's punch.
A gate guard yells '*someone* is attacking the guards!'
A gate guard screams and attacks!
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a gate guard!'
A gate guard's punch decimates you!
A gate guard's punch devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You awkwardly parry a gate guard's punch with a loud clang.
A gate guard's punch devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A gate guard is in excellent condition.

<26hp 582m 89mv> e
e
No way! You are still fighting!
Your flaming bite decimates a gate guard!
You parry a gate guard's punch.
You parry a gate guard's punch.
A gate guard's punch mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A gate guard's punch mauls you.
You have been KILLED!!



Like 200 hp. Its hella gay. Lol. I just sat there and blinked. ANd then laughed when this happened. I almost didnt go get my corpse. Hahah.