HA HA HA HA!

posted on 2006-02-20 21:40:00
<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day no opponent none> say Ok.
You say 'Ok.'

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day no opponent none> l
An Elegant Bedroom
You are inside one of the bedrooms of the castle. Cut out of the eastern
wall is a long but narrow window. Through the window you see the forests of
the orcish mountains, and beyond them Ofcol. The bedroom itself has been
decorated elegantly with fine paintings on the wall and fragile porcelian
ornaments occupying the room's corners. The hallway is to the west.

[Exits: west]
A large comfortable bed occupies most of the room.
(Charmed) A dwarven mercenary is here serving his employer.
(White Aura) Noliperus the Master of Invokation is here.
(White Aura) Dame Valere is here, relaxing calmly.
An avian cityguard is here, protecting the town from intruders.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day no opponent none> sc
You are Mongtufa the Volcano of Infinite Rage, Footman of Valour, level 50, 24 years old (158 hours).
Race: dwarf Sex: male Class: berserker
Hometown: Valour Alignment: good Ethos: neutral
Rank Footman of [KNIGHT]
You have 992/992 hit, 417/417 mana, 434/434 movement.
You have 8 practices and 0 training sessions.
You are carrying 32/32 items with weight 440/475 pounds.
Str: 22(22) Int: 17(17) Wis: 21(21) Dex: 18(18) Con: 25(25)
You have scored 591930 exp, completed 9 quests, and have 16945 gold coins.
Condition: You have sustained some mortal injuries in your travels.
Luck: You feel very lucky.
Wimpy set to 0 hit points.
You are standing.
Armor: pierce: -227 bash: -230 slash: -229 magic: -87
You are almost invulnerable to piercing.
You are almost invulnerable to bashing.
You are almost invulnerable to slashing.
You are heavily armored against magic.
Save vs Afflictive: -11 Mental: -11 Maledictive: -14
You are vulnerable to afflictive spells.
You are vulnerable to mental spells.
You are vulnerable to maledictive spells.
Hitroll: 38 Damroll: 31
You are affected by the following:
Spell: shield : modifies ac by -20 for 53 hours
Spell: armor : modifies ac by -20 for 23 hours
Spell: sanctuary : lasts for 5 hours
Skill: warcry : modifies hitroll by 6 for 3 hours
: modifies save_vs_spell by -6 for 3 hours
Spell: detect evil : lasts for 0 hours
Spell: detect invis : lasts for 0 hours
Spell: detect magic : lasts for 0 hours

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day no opponent none> dirt dame
Your kicked dirt misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere is in excellent condition.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Your freezing bite devastates Dame Valere!
Your freezing bite maims Dame Valere!
Donar the dwarven mercenary's cleave misses Dame Valere.
You block Dame Valere's attack with your shield.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> dirt

Dame Valere dodges your shocking bite.
Your shocking bite decimates Dame Valere!
You couldn't dodge Dame Valere's drowning but she misses by inches.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> Your kicked dirt misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Dame Valere nimbly dodges your freezing bite with a practiced maneuver.
Donar the dwarven mercenary's cleave misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere's drowning misses you.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> dirt

The red in your vision disappears.
You no longer see invisible objects.
You can no longer sense magical auras.
The castle bells toll twelve times as noon approaches.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Dame Valere dodges your shocking bite.
Dame Valere dodges your shocking bite.
Noliperus's crush injures Dame Valere.
Donar the dwarven mercenary's cleave misses Dame Valere.
You awkwardly parry Dame Valere's drowning with a loud clang.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Noliperus utters the words, 'yazfuz yucandus'.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob> Your kicked dirt misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Your torrent devastates Dame Valere!
Noliperus's crush hits Dame Valere.
Noliperus's crush hits Dame Valere.
Donar the dwarven mercenary's cleave misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere's drowning DISMEMBERS you!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<94%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob> dirt
Dame Valere wiggles on the bed and turns over.
Your shocking bite devastates Dame Valere!
Noliperus's crush hits Dame Valere.
Donar the dwarven mercenary's cleave misses Dame Valere.
You grip your shield firmly, staving off Dame Valere's drowning.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<94%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Your kicked dirt misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<94%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Dame Valere dances around your freezing bite, easily dodging it.
Your freezing bite maims Dame Valere!
Your freezing bite devastates Dame Valere!
Donar the dwarven mercenary's cleave misses Dame Valere.
Your shield absorbs the impact of Dame Valere's drowning easily.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<94%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob> dirt
Your flaming bite decimates Dame Valere!
Your flaming bite decimates Dame Valere!
Noliperus's crush misses Dame Valere.
Donar the dwarven mercenary's cleave misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere's drowning DISMEMBERS you!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<88%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Your kicked dirt misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<88%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Dame Valere nimbly dodges your freezing bite with a practiced maneuver.
Your freezing bite devastates Dame Valere!
Noliperus's crush hits Dame Valere.
Noliperus's crush misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere's drowning DISMEMBERS you!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<82%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Dame Valere breathes out a freezing cone of frost!
Donar the dwarven mercenary turns blue and shivers.
Dame Valere's blast of frost does UNSPEAKABLE things to Donar the dwarven mercenary!
Donar the dwarven mercenary is DEAD!!
Donar the dwarven mercenary splatters blood on your armor.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<82%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Noliperus utters the words, 'yazfuz yucandus'.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<82%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob> di
Your flaming bite decimates Dame Valere!
Noliperus's crush hits Dame Valere.
Dame Valere's drowning DISEMBOWELS you!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<77%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob> rt
Dame Valere is blinded by the dirt in her eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<77%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Your torrent decimates Dame Valere!
Your torrent decimates Dame Valere!
Noliperus's crush misses Dame Valere.
You parry Dame Valere's drowning.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<77%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob> say Holy...

Noliperus utters the words, 'yrawz abrafax'.
Noliperus creates a flaming arrow.
Noliperus's flame arrow devastates Dame Valere!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<77%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Your freezing bite decimates Dame Valere!
Dame Valere manages to dodge your freezing bite with a lot of effort.
Noliperus's crush hits Dame Valere.
Noliperus's crush misses Dame Valere.
You block Dame Valere's attack with your shield.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<77%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob> You say 'Holy...'
Dame Valere breathes a freezing cone of frost over you!
Dame Valere's blast of frost >>> ANNIHILATES <<< you!
That really did HURT!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<51%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
Noliperus utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Dame Valere dodges your torrent.
Dame Valere's drowning DISMEMBERS you!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<46%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold noon none mob>
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<47%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> dirt
Your kicked dirt misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<47%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Dame Valere nimbly dodges your shocking bite with a practiced maneuver.
Noliperus's crush misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere's drowning DISMEMBERS you!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Noliperus utters the words, 'diesilla barh'.
Noliperus's lightning bolt mauls Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Dame Valere dodges your freezing bite.
Your freezing bite maims Dame Valere!
Your shield jolts under Dame Valere's drowning, but holds.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Noliperus utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Noliperus conjures a magical bolt of ice.
Noliperus's icicle devastates Dame Valere!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> dirt
Your kicked dirt scratches Dame Valere.
She has already been blinded.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Dame Valere wiggles on the bed and turns over.
Your flaming bite maims Dame Valere!
Your flaming bite decimates Dame Valere!
You parry Dame Valere's drowning.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Noliperus utters the words, 'mosailla paieg'.
Noliperus's burning hands injures Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Dame Valere nimbly dodges your shocking bite with a practiced maneuver.
Your shocking bite devastates Dame Valere!
Dame Valere nimbly dodges your shocking bite with a practiced maneuver.
Dame Valere rubs the dirt out of her eyes.
You block Dame Valere's attack with your shield.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> hob

Noliperus utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Noliperus conjures a magical bolt of ice.
Noliperus's icicle devastates Dame Valere!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> You strike Dame Valere with your weapon and attempt to hobble her.
Your hobble injures Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<41%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Dame Valere nimbly dodges your torrent with a practiced maneuver.
Your torrent devastates Dame Valere!
Dame Valere's drowning DISMEMBERS you!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<35%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Noliperus utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Noliperus conjures a magical bolt of ice.
Noliperus's icicle decimates Dame Valere!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<35%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> s
Dame Valere nimbly dodges your freezing bite with a practiced maneuver.
Noliperus's crush misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere's drowning DISMEMBERS you!
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<30%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> ^R
dirt

Noliperus utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Noliperus conjures a magical bolt of ice.
Noliperus's icicle mauls Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<30%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> Your kicked dirt misses Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<30%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Your flaming bite maims Dame Valere!
You block Dame Valere's attack with your shield.
Dame Valere has a few scratches.

<30%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> say Ok
Noliperus utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Noliperus conjures a magical bolt of ice.
Noliperus's icicle MUTILATES Dame Valere!
Dame Valere has some small wounds and bruises

<30%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> ,
Your shocking bite decimates Dame Valere!
Dame Valere couldn't dodge your shocking bite but you miss by inches.
Dame Valere's drowning DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Hint: You should FLEE when you are badly hurt.Dame Valere has some small wounds and bruises

<24%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> flee.

Noliperus utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Noliperus conjures a magical bolt of ice.
Noliperus's icicle mauls Dame Valere.
Dame Valere has some small wounds and bruises

<24%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> You say 'Ok, flee.'
Dame Valere has some small wounds and bruises

<24%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Dame Valere couldn't dodge your freezing bite but you miss by inches.
Dame Valere couldn't dodge your freezing bite but you miss by inches.
Dame Valere dodges your freezing bite.
Dame Valere's drowning DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Hint: You should FLEE when you are badly hurt.Dame Valere has some small wounds and bruises

<18%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
The white aura around Noliperus fades.
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.
Dame Valere has some small wounds and bruises

<21%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Dame Valere breathes out a freezing cone of frost!
Noliperus turns blue and shivers.
Dame Valere's blast of frost does UNSPEAKABLE things to Noliperus!
Noliperus is DEAD!!
You hear Noliperus's death cry.
Dame Valere has some small wounds and bruises

<21%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob>
Your shocking bite maims Dame Valere!
Dame Valere's drowning misses you.
Dame Valere has some small wounds and bruises

<21%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day none mob> flee
You flee from combat!
A Luxurious Hallway
Large paintings and bronze sculptures line the walls of this expensively
decorated hallway. Candlelabras hold long white candles, fixed on to the
wall with wrought iron brackets. A chandelier augmented with dozens of
pearls hangs from the ceiling, its support balking under its mass. East of
here is a bedroom while west leads to the staircase.

[Exits: east west]

<21%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day no opponent none> w
The Landing of the Second Floor
You are on the second floor of the castle. The hall has been very well
decorated with paintings on the walls and lush velvet carpets draped on the
floor. It looks fitting for royalty. Hallways lead off in all directions
towards the bedrooms of this luxurious castle. The staircase continues
up to the top of the castle and down to its bottom.

[Exits: north east south west up down]
An avian cityguard is here, protecting the town from intruders.

<21%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day no opponent none> d
Base of the Grand Staircase
You are on a large staircase leading up from the ground floor of the
castle to its second floor. The stairs have been made out of white ivory,
and polished until they reflect light almost as efficiently as a mirror. A
narrow but long window provides a perfect shooting position for an archer to
protect the castle from intrusion. The mess is to the south.

[Exits: south up]

<21%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day no opponent none> s
The Banquet Hall
You are in the grand hall of the town's castle, where the king hosts many
banquets and other performances. It is a wide hall with an open roof,
letting in light. A raised dias in the centre of the room provides a view
over the town. Underneath the dias is an enormous trapdoor with a thick
iron padlock keeping it firmly closed. The castle entrance is to the south
while northwards leads to a spiral staircase.

[Exits: north south]
An enormous banquet table has been set up here, laden with food.
An avian cityguard is here, protecting the town from intruders.
A guest of the castle is here waiting for the feast to begin.
A guest of the castle is here waiting for the feast to begin.
A guest of the castle is here waiting for the feast to begin.
A guest of the castle is here waiting for the feast to begin.

<21%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day no opponent none> s
Castle Entryway
You are in the foyer of the town of Liberty's grand castle. It has been
very well decorated, its walls splashed with colourful paintings and its
floor with lavish carpets. There are busts scuplted from bronze in each
corner of the room. Small corridors branch off to the east and west, while
to the north is the banquet hall of the castle.

[Exits: north east south west]

<21%hit 100%mana 98%mv 22270tnl 16945gold day no opponent none> t
Noliperus tells the group 'Ack.'
  1. Noliperus HA HA HA HA! -
    Bah, you beat me to it, I was just about to post the same log :P
  2. Mendek HA HA HA HA! -
    These mobs are retarded.
  3. moram HA HA HA HA! -
    It was so freaking funny when he died. He went from excellent to nothing in an instant, out of nowhere. I was laughing my head off.
  4. Noliperus HA HA HA HA! -
    Over 600 hp gone in one hit...it sucked
  5. marsd HA HA HA HA! -
    Eh you crazy asses.

    Why is a dwarf tanking his own vuln damnit. Why not have invoker cast mana shield and tank until he has 10% mana left before fleeing @_@
  6. pip HA HA HA HA! -
    Marsd, I love you.
  7. marsd HA HA HA HA! -
    pip I luv you long time.

    5 dollars 5 dollars.