The Joys of Lowbie Questing

posted on 2006-03-01 20:11:06
When i got into the situation, i wanted to get the ring for the quest before getting out of there, it was funny.

Troll's Living Room
This small cave opens to the north, south, east, and west. You are overcome
by the stench and consider turning around.

[Exits: north east south west]
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A troll is wandering around, attending to his duties.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A guardian beast stares at you and snarls in rage.
A troll is grooming his pet, a guardian beast.
The medium troll yells '! You're MINE!'
The medium troll's slash misses you.
The guardian beast screams and attacks you!
The guardian beast's bite misses you.
The guardian beast tries to disarm you, but fails.
The medium troll yells '! You shall pay!'
The medium troll's slash misses you.
The medium troll has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<53/111hp|100%|98%| 2660tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Troll's Larder
This room has blood and grime all over the walls. You see maggots and other
insects crawling up them. The resident is definitely uncivilized. Half-eaten
and rotting body parts scatter the floor, each having its own colony of flies,
worms, and maggots.

[Exits: east]
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A roving beast is searching for prey.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
The young troll is here.
The young troll is here.
The roving beast screams and attacks you!
The roving beast's bite misses you.
The roving beast trips you and you go down!
The roving beast's trip scratches you.
The young troll yells '! You're MINE!'
The young troll's pound misses you.
The young troll yells '! You're MINE!'
The young troll's pound misses you.
The roving beast has a few scratches.

<50/111hp|100%|97%| 2670tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active flee

Your pierce misses the roving beast.
The roving beast's bite misses you.
The young troll's pound misses you.
The young troll's pound misses you.
The roving beast has a few scratches.

<50/111hp|100%|97%| 2670tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active
Your pierce misses the roving beast.
The roving beast's bite misses you.
The young troll's pound misses you.
The young troll's pound misses you.
The young troll tries to disarm you, but fails.
The roving beast has a few scratches.

<50/111hp|100%|97%| 2670tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Troll's Living Room
This small cave opens to the north, south, east, and west. You are overcome
by the stench and consider turning around.

[Exits: north east south west]
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A troll is wandering around, attending to his duties.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A guardian beast stares at you and snarls in rage.
A troll is grooming his pet, a guardian beast.

<50/111hp|100%|96%| 2680tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active
The medium troll yells 'Time to die,!'
The medium troll's slash misses you.
The guardian beast screams and attacks you!
The guardian beast's bite misses you.
The medium troll yells 'Time to die,!'
The medium troll's slash misses you.
The medium troll has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<50/111hp|100%|96%| 2680tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Playpen
The walls are covered with blood (and body parts!?!?). Plastered on the far
wall you see what looks like a human arm. A half-eaten body lies here with
its chest ripped out. The predator seems disinterested in it.

[Exits: west]
A half eaten corpse is laying here
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A baby troll is here.
A baby troll is here.
A baby troll is here.
A baby troll is here.
A baby troll yells '! You're MINE!'
A baby troll's punch misses you.
A baby troll yells 'Time to die, !'
A baby troll's punch scratches you.
A baby troll yells '! You're MINE!'
A baby troll's punch misses you.
A baby troll tries to disarm you, but fails.
A baby troll yells '! You're MINE!'
A baby troll's punch misses you.
A baby troll's trip misses you.
A baby troll has a few scratches.

<48/111hp|100%|96%| 2690tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active flee
You couldn't escape!
A baby troll has a few scratches.

<48/111hp|100%|96%| 2690tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active flee

Your pierce scratches a baby troll.
A baby troll's punch misses you.
A baby troll's punch misses you.
A baby troll's punch misses you.
A baby troll's punch misses you.
A baby troll has some small wounds and bruises

<48/111hp|100%|96%| 2690tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active s
You couldn't escape!
A baby troll has some small wounds and bruises

<48/111hp|100%|96%| 2690tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active No way! You are still fighting!
A baby troll has some small wounds and bruises

<48/111hp|100%|96%| 2690tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Troll's Living Room
This small cave opens to the north, south, east, and west. You are overcome
by the stench and consider turning around.

[Exits: north east south west]
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A troll is wandering around, attending to his duties.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A guardian beast stares at you and snarls in rage.
A troll is grooming his pet, a guardian beast.

<48/111hp|100%|95%| 2700tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active
The medium troll yells '! You shall pay!'
The medium troll's slash misses you.
The guardian beast screams and attacks you!
The guardian beast's bite misses you.
The medium troll yells '! You're MINE!'
The medium troll's slash scratches you.
The medium troll's trip misses you.
The medium troll has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<45/111hp|100%|95%| 2700tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active
Your pierce misses the medium troll.
The medium troll's slash grazes you.
The guardian beast's bite misses you.
The medium troll's slash misses you.
The medium troll has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<40/111hp|100%|95%| 2700tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Wastedump
This room is filled with bone shards and fragments. Something (or things)
very big lives here. A small plaque is on the wall.

[Exits: north south]
A cracked piece of bone lies here.

<40/111hp|100%|94%| 2710tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active s
flee
Troll's Living Room
This small cave opens to the north, south, east, and west. You are overcome
by the stench and consider turning around.

[Exits: north east south west]
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A troll is wandering around, attending to his duties.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A guardian beast stares at you and snarls in rage.
A troll is grooming his pet, a guardian beast.

<40/111hp|100%|94%| 2710tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active
The medium troll yells 'Time to die,!'
The medium troll's slash misses you.
The medium troll disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
The guardian beast screams and attacks you!
The guardian beast's bite misses you.
The medium troll yells 'Time to die,!'
The medium troll's slash scratches you.
The medium troll has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<37/111hp|100%|94%| 2710tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Troll's Larder
This room has blood and grime all over the walls. You see maggots and other
insects crawling up them. The resident is definitely uncivilized. Half-eaten
and rotting body parts scatter the floor, each having its own colony of flies,
worms, and maggots.

[Exits: east]
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A roving beast is searching for prey.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
The young troll is here.
The young troll is here.

<37/111hp|100%|93%| 2720tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active
The roving beast screams and attacks you!
The roving beast's bite misses you.
The young troll yells 'Time to die,!'
The young troll's pound grazes you.
The young troll yells '! You're MINE!'
The young troll's pound misses you.
The roving beast has a few scratches.

<32/111hp|100%|93%| 2720tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active flee

Your punch misses the roving beast.
The roving beast's bite misses you.
The young troll's pound misses you.
The young troll's pound misses you.
The roving beast has a few scratches.

<32/111hp|100%|93%| 2720tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Troll's Living Room
This small cave opens to the north, south, east, and west. You are overcome
by the stench and consider turning around.

[Exits: north east south west]
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A troll is wandering around, attending to his duties.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A fat worm scurries around, looking for food.
A guardian beast stares at you and snarls in rage.
A troll is grooming his pet, a guardian beast.

<32/111hp|100%|93%| 2730tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active
The medium troll yells 'You're MINE!'
The medium troll's slash misses you.
The guardian beast screams and attacks you!
The guardian beast's bite misses you.
The medium troll yells 'You're MINE!'
You dodge the medium troll's slash.
The medium troll's trip misses you.
The medium troll has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<32/111hp|100%|93%| 2730tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Troll's Bedroom
Obviously something REALLY big lives here. The stench is quite unbearable.
There are piles and piles of rotten and half-eaten body parts of animals,
orcs, (and humans?) strewn across the floor. There is a larger, more
prominent pile of rotten parts over in a corner. It seems to have been
flattened by something.

[Exits: north]
There is a bed made of carnage here.
A large female troll is lying on the pile of carnage, blissfully writhing.
A giant troll is lying on a pile of carnage, pleasing his mistress.
The large female troll's slash grazes you.
The giant troll's slash misses you.
The large female troll is in excellent condition.

<27/111hp|100%|92%| 2740tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active
Your punch misses the large female troll.
The large female troll's slash grazes you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
The giant troll's slash misses you.
The large female troll is in excellent condition.

<20/111hp|100%|92%| 2740tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active get opal bed
You get an opal ring from the heap of carnage.
You have completed the quest 'Retrieved a ring for Undulav'.
Your punch misses the large female troll.
The large female troll's slash scratches you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
The giant troll's slash misses you.
The large female troll is in excellent condition.

<17/111hp|100%|92%| 2588tnl |750gold| day || none/mob inside active quaff recall
You quaff a major potion of recall.


[Exits: east west down]

<20/111hp|100%|49%| 2588tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active sl
wak
flex
sl
You go to sleep.

<20/111hp|100%|49%| 2588tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active You wake and stand up.

<20/111hp|100%|49%| 2588tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active You flex your muscles proudly!

<20/111hp|100%|49%| 2588tnl |750gold| day || no opponent/none inside active You go to sleep.
  1. pip The Joys of Lowbie Questing -
    Your a retard, can we get his posting priviledges banned?
  2. Clifton The Joys of Lowbie Questing -
    i was amused. shrug. actually, i smiled at lowbie conquest of trolls.
  3. hampster The Joys of Lowbie Questing -
    Hmm.
  4. Mendek The Joys of Lowbie Questing -
    New players benefit by the seeing how other people do things, even if those things seem trivial to more experienced players. Fleeing past a mob, or mobs in this case, isn't something I knew in my first week in AR.

    Did you know that Endymion would manage to flee past the whole first row of thieves in the Faction of Blood and summon the rest of the group to him?
  5. Kalist The Joys of Lowbie Questing -
    Yeah but it was ugly when he tried to do that in the house of prayer. 5 rooms maybe?
  6. Mendek The Joys of Lowbie Questing -
    I know. Ug must have mobdaethed 40 times there.
  7. moram The Joys of Lowbie Questing -
    I think its funny when people make totaly elementary spelling or grammar mistakes when their calling someone else stupid or something or a retard.
  8. hampster The Joys of Lowbie Questing -
    Good point.
  9. Sebryn The Joys of Lowbie Questing -
    "I think its funny when people make totaly elementary spelling or grammar mistakes when their calling someone else stupid or something or a retard."

    Totally has two L's.

    "Its" has an apostrophe between the T and S (it's) when used as a contraction (it is). When used to show possession ("its claws were sharp") then you leave the apostrophe off.

    "Their" is a possessive pronoun, whereas you meant to use the contraction "they're" (they are) to specify that "they are calling someone else stupid."

    Okay, back to forum trolling... oh, and you're welcome. ;)