Woo hoo I'm a moron.

posted on 2006-04-10 05:56:52

We'd been at this for a long time. Me whooping up on him, him fleeing, rinse, repeat. Until this happened. I suck!



You yell 'Help! Vrakkus kicked dirt into my eyes!'
Vrakkus kicks dirt in your eyes!
Vrakkus's kicked dirt scratches you.
You can't see a thing!
You can't see a thing!

<97%hit 100%mana 97%mv 22270tnl 7787gold dusk unknown unknown>
Someone's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
Someone's torrent maims you!
Someone's drowning maims you!
Someone's torrent devastates you!
You deflect someone's torrent aside in an ungraceful parry.
Someone dodges your slash.

<87%hit 100%mana 97%mv 22270tnl 7787gold dusk unknown unknown> dirt
Someone is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches someone.

<87%hit 100%mana 97%mv 22270tnl 7787gold dusk unknown unknown>
Someone's torrent maims you!
Someone dodges your slash.
Your slash devastates someone!
Your slash MUTILATES someone!

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Someone hammers your shield repeatedly with his weapons.
Someone's barrage grazes you.
Your shield arm is numbed.
Someone's barrage grazes you.
Your shield arm is numbed.
Someone's barrage grazes you.
Someone's barrage grazes you.
Your shield arm is numbed.

<81%hit 100%mana 97%mv 22270tnl 7787gold dusk unknown unknown> ob

Someone's torrent MUTILATES you!
You dodge someone's drowning.
You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
Vrakkus couldn't dodge your slash but you miss by inches.
Your slash MUTILATES Vrakkus!
Your slash MUTILATES Vrakkus!
Vrakkus has some small wounds and bruises

<77%hit 100%mana 97%mv 22270tnl 7787gold dusk segment dual_wield>
The night has begun.
Vrakkus has some small wounds and bruises

<78%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield> wear pike
You strike Vrakkus with your weapon and attempt to hobble him.
Your hobble injures Vrakkus.
Vrakkus has some small wounds and bruises

<78%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield>
Vrakkus's torrent MUTILATES you!
You parry Vrakkus's drowning.
Your slash maims Vrakkus!
Your slash MUTILATES Vrakkus!
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<74%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield>
Vrakkus kicks dirt in your eyes!
Vrakkus's kicked dirt scratches you.
You can't see a thing!

<74%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night unknown unknown> over

Someone rubs the dirt out of his eyes.
Someone's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
Someone's torrent maims you!
Someone's torrent MUTILATES you!
Your slash maims someone!
Your slash DISEMBOWELS someone!

<66%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night unknown unknown> You do not have that item.

<66%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night unknown unknown> You need to be wielding two-handed to do that.

<66%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night unknown unknown>
Someone's torrent maims you!
Someone's drowning maims you!
Someone's torrent DISEMBOWELS you!
Someone's torrent DISEMBOWELS you!
You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
Your slash devastates Vrakkus!
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<51%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield> di
Vrakkus strikes you with his weapon and attempts to hobble you.
Vrakkus's hobble injures you.
You clutch your leg painfully as you begin to hobble.
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<49%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield> ^R
wear pike
Your shield arm distends painfully from the strain of the attempt.
Your arm distension grazes you.
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<49%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield> over

Vrakkus's torrent maims you!
Vrakkus's drowning misses you.
You deflect Vrakkus's torrent aside in an ungraceful parry.
Your shield arm regains its strength.
Your slash devastates Vrakkus!
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<45%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield> You need to be wielding two-handed to do that.
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

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You flee from combat!
The Southern Galley
Rows of benches and oars sit still in the dead clam of the galley. The
oar handles are blazened and smoothed from constant use and toil. There is
almost no space between the benches, barely enough to fit a normal human's
pair of legs. The spacing issues probably didn't matter as much because the
slaves were either collectively leaning back or leaning forward.

[Exits: north east west]
A pirate gunner prepares his station for battle.
An enormous rat scurries across the floor.
You collapse to the ground as you hobble away feebly.

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wear pike

Vrakkus walks in.

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You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Vrakkus!'
Vrakkus's torrent maims you!
Vrakkus's drowning maims you!
You block Vrakkus's attack with your shield.
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<38%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield>
Vrakkus's torrent maims you!
Your slash MUTILATES Vrakkus!
Your slash maims Vrakkus!
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<35%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield> overNo way! You are still fighting!
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<35%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield>
No way! You are still fighting!
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<35%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield> You stop using turtle Dragon Shell as a shield.
You stop wielding a heron-marked blade.
You wield a blessed pike.
A blessed pike feels like a part of you!
Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

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Vrakkus has quite a few wounds.

<36%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night segment dual_wield> You raise aloft a blessed pike for a mighty overhead attack!
Vrakkus's two weapons are overpowered by your overhead crush.
Your overhead crush DISMEMBERS Vrakkus!
You disarm Vrakkus!
You disarm Vrakkus!
Vrakkus is knocked to his knees.
You parry Vrakkus's punch.
Your pierce MUTILATES Vrakkus!
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<36%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night none unarmed>
Vrakkus's punch decimates you!
Vrakkus's punch decimates you!
You parry Vrakkus's punch.
Your leg recovers enough to move normally again.
Your pierce DISEMBOWELS Vrakkus!
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<31%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night none unarmed>
Vrakkus wields a bastard sword of havoc.
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<31%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive>
Vrakkus wears a spiked buckler as a shield.
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<31%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive> trip

Vrakkus gets a wild look in his eyes.
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<31%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive>
Vrakkus's turmoil wounds you.
Vrakkus concentrates on his combat style to prevent you from dodging.
Vrakkus's turmoil decimates you!
Your pierce DISEMBOWELS Vrakkus!
Vrakkus manages to dodge your pierce with a lot of effort.
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<26%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive> Your trip misses Vrakkus.
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<26%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive> bers
Vrakkus strikes you with his weapon and attempts to hobble you.
Vrakkus's hobble grazes you.
You clutch your leg painfully as you begin to hobble.
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<25%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive>
Vrakkus's turmoil decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vrakkus's turmoil decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vrakkus's turmoil decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vrakkus couldn't dodge your pierce but you miss by inches.
Your pierce MUTILATES Vrakkus!
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<17%hit 100%mana 99%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive>

The white aura around Vrakkus fades.
The white aura around your body fades.
You feel less armored.
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<19%hit 100%mana 100%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive> Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

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Vrakkus's turmoil DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vrakkus's wild turmoil decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your pierce *** DEMOLISHES *** Vrakkus!
Vrakkus looks pretty hurt.

<21%hit 88%mana 50%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive> You flee from combat!
The Northern Galley
Rows of benches and oars sit still in the dead clam of the galley. The
oar handles are blazened and smoothed from constant use and toil. There is
almost no space between the benches, barely enough to fit a normal human's
pair of legs. The spacing issues probably didn't matter as much because the
slaves were either collectively leaning back or leaning foreward.

[Exits: east south west]

<21%hit 88%mana 49%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night no opponent none> The Northern Galley
Rows of benches and oars sit still in the dead clam of the galley. The
oar handles are blazened and smoothed from constant use and toil. There is
almost no space between the benches, barely enough to fit a normal human's
pair of legs. The spacing issues probably didn't matter as much because the
slaves were either collectively leaning back or leaning foreward.

[Exits: north east south west]
A pirate gunner prepares his station for battle.

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The Northern Galley
Rows of benches and oars sit still in the dead clam of the galley. The
oar handles are blazened and smoothed from constant use and toil. There is
almost no space between the benches, barely enough to fit a normal human's
pair of legs. The spacing issues probably didn't matter as much because the
slaves were either collectively leaning back or leaning foreward.

[Exits: east south west]

<21%hit 88%mana 49%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night no opponent none> mi
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<21%hit 88%mana 49%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night no opponent none> 1Vrakkus walks in.

<21%hit 88%mana 49%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night no opponent none>

You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Vrakkus!'
Vrakkus's turmoil DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vrakkus's turmoil MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vrakkus looks pretty hurt.

<9%hit 88%mana 49%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive> fl
You need to hold the potion in order to quaff it while being attacked.
Vrakkus looks pretty hurt.

<9%hit 88%mana 49%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night blade defensive> 1You flee from combat!
The Southern Galley
Rows of benches and oars sit still in the dead clam of the galley. The
oar handles are blazened and smoothed from constant use and toil. There is
almost no space between the benches, barely enough to fit a normal human's
pair of legs. The spacing issues probably didn't matter as much because the
slaves were either collectively leaning back or leaning forward.

[Exits: north east west]
A pirate gunner prepares his station for battle.
An enormous rat scurries across the floor.
You collapse to the ground as you hobble away feebly.

<9%hit 88%mana 49%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night no opponent none>
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Vrakkus walks in.

<9%hit 88%mana 49%mv 22270tnl 7787gold night no opponent none>

You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Vrakkus!'
Vrakkus's wild turmoil *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You have been KILLED!!


There goes a full set of rares and uniques... all gone, because I didn't stay one more round in a fight, and missed quaffing a purple.
  1. marsd Woo hoo I'm a moron. -
    Why do berserkers not rage nowadays. That'd have won you the fight if you ber;rage.
  2. elaldan because -
    rage=no dirt, no overhead, no hobble, no dodge, no weapon changeing, more damage sure, but to lose all that, its more of a last resort or finisher now
  3. Clifton Woo hoo I'm a moron. -
    The white aura around Vrakkus fades.
    The white aura around your body fades.
    You feel less armored.
    Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

    Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
    Vrakkus has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

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    Vrakkus's turmoil DISMEMBERS you!
    You sure are BLEEDING!
    Vrakkus's wild turmoil decimates you!
    You sure are BLEEDING!
    Your pierce *** DEMOLISHES *** Vrakkus!
    Vrakkus looks pretty hurt.


    i'd've gone rage, berserk...